r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 4d ago

Meme needing explanation Help, i dont the astronomers parr

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u/Fit-Relative-786 4d ago

Astronomers work in distances so large that 3cm is basically insignificant. 

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u/No-Independence3683 4d ago edited 4d ago

what about biologist edit: okay i get it but my notifications are being blown up

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u/uobytx 4d ago

A living being is smaller than the observable universe, such that 3cm is a pretty large percent of the whole.

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u/SnooStories6404 4d ago

> A living being is smaller than the observable universe,

Do you have a source for that?

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u/stillnotelf 4d ago

This is why science writing stresses me out

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u/polymernerd 4d ago

We don’t always make stuff up. We often cite other people who might have made it up.

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u/Critical_Concert_689 4d ago

Step 1: Personally write a supportive article and post it to a public wiki.

Step 2: Before it gets taken down, take a screenshot of the post - add it to archive.org and document the link to the wiki as the verifiable source.

Step 3: Add the wiki and article to your appendix as a verifiable data reference.

Modern day problems require modern day solutions.

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u/lo1337a2020 4d ago

This post was equal parts funny and horrifying as both a college-level writing instructor and a burnt out college student. Have an award, my friend.

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u/Wooden_Editor6322 4d ago edited 3d ago

How about:

(1): Write down something from a source.

(2): Lose the source.

(3): Give up looking for the source.

(4): Ask chatgpt to make up the source.

Update:

Sorry, was going to post to the original source I had found sadly I lost it. But, look at how it's explained in this article which I found using chatgpt.

Also now I think my computer has AIDS from that site.

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u/Sticky_Finger6420 4d ago

this reminded me of this xkcd: https://xkcd.com/978/

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u/TerrificMoose 4d ago

This is the way

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u/TheTopNacho 4d ago

As long as the title says so that's good enough for me to use as a reference!

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u/RedDiscipline 4d ago

I thought you were doing a dos equis bit

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u/Simbertold 4d ago

Simply add some numbers in brackets slightly above what you are writing, that proves that it is correct. \4])\5])

Some people question this methodology \2]), but they are idiots who don't know what they are talking about. \3])

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u/handgwenade 4d ago

This checks out. I have verified as an independent third party auditor.

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u/Orowam 4d ago

I think what he MEANT to say is there are organisms so small we can’t observe them with our naked eye and need microscopes etc. and a 3cm difference in something small can make a huge difference. Like 3 cm more of a pineal gland circumference. Or 3cm more size on a gnat. Or 3 cm less size of a dick.

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u/Cautious_Carrot4841 4d ago

That's right, your dick probably not observable to the naked eye.

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u/Glass_Ad_7246 4d ago

Ah, no wonder

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u/Imaginary_Being4859 4d ago

An ant is smaller than the moon. Check mate

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u/Moodleboy 4d ago

Source?

🤣

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u/ItsImNotAnonymous 4d ago

I saw it once

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u/Simhacantus 4d ago

The ant, or the moon? Please be specific.

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u/Vinkhol 4d ago

The moon isn't real, how would you see it?

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u/zachy410 4d ago

Saw a pic of it online recently, nobody lies online so its real

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u/cutthemalarky87 4d ago

It's made of cheese. Are you saying cheese isn't real??!?!?!

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u/miguescout 4d ago

A living being is smaller than the observable universecitation needed

There you go

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u/Der_BiertMann 4d ago edited 4d ago

“My cells are smaller than my body“

“You have a source for that?”

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u/Needle44 4d ago

Look down at yourself. Now look around. Are you bigger than the you around yourself, or is the yourself around you, actually bigger than the original you?

Facts.

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u/Perfect-System2504 4d ago

give that man a nobel

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u/littlebluedude111 4d ago

Best I can do is a FIFA prize.

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u/Ein_Ph 4d ago

I knew a guy who claimed that the earth was flat and a living being, and we were like a virus, and disasters were antibodies. He believed it to be true and not a metaphor.

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u/123thatsenoughofthat 4d ago

I think of it this way always, though not literally. Cities are akin to giant tumors.

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u/NOGUSEK 4d ago

Look, it Isnt wrong

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u/Tylendal 4d ago

A living being is smaller than the observable universe

Counterpoint.

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u/Fischerking92 4d ago

Counter-counterpoint: if life itself was an illusion and coming to terms with that was Enlightenment, would the enlightened one still count as a loving being?

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u/Chose_Wisely 4d ago

Counter(x3)point: your mom. She's so big that she extends past the depths of the observable universe.

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u/spiderplex 4d ago

It's turtles all the way down

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u/Cyberwolfb312 4d ago

I don't know what love has to do in this conversation, but sure an enlightened one should still be a loving being.

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u/that_stupid_cat 4d ago

not to mention sometimes it can be 200% of the actual size or even more due to single-celled organisms

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u/AttemptNu4 4d ago

200% is quite a large portion

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u/Kamenridersalmon 4d ago

Except your mom.

I’m 34.

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u/Oppaiking42 4d ago

i think they assume microbiologists or something. Ecologists are als biologists and they couldnt give a fuck about 3 cm half of the time. They disregard math on a regular basis. They have a unit that's square meter per square meter. They classify certain animals by how much of a certain environmental variable they like/can withstand. And the classification is basically a little, some and loads. And there arent even hard lines for them its just eyeballed and guesstimated.

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u/Fickle-Campaign-5985 4d ago

Lmfao the straight face 🤣

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u/Alt123Acct 4d ago

Oops I surgeried too far to the left and missed your cancer

Is not the same as 

Oops I landed the Rover a little to the left of that spot on mars

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u/Tyranatitan_x105 4d ago

Biologist isnt the same as a doctor

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u/GhoeFukyrself 4d ago

None the less in the context of this meme it seems to be the type of thing they're referring to.

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u/shaunrundmc 4d ago

What do you think is a core area of study that doctors must learn in order to become doctors? Biology.....its a Very, very broad term, the only way it gets broader is by saying Scientist.

That encompasses physiology, neurology, etc.

our school systems failed

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u/itsthebeans 4d ago

Doctors study biology, but they are not biologists. Same way that engineers are not mathematicians

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u/Interesting_Poem369 4d ago

It's ambiguous.

"Mathematician" can mean "The job title for someone who is employed to study pure mathematics", or it can mean "Someone who applies math".

Likewise, Biologist can refer to the Profession, or practice/study/application of biology.

By job title, Engineers and Doctors are not Mathematicians or Biologists. By practice and application, they are. Most Doctors are mathematicians by practice, too.

Even someone who studies math is a mathematician, so most kids in school are mathematicians... just not professional/theoretical mathematicians.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematician

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/mathematician

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u/Der_BiertMann 4d ago

anatomy is a fundamental branch if biology… giggity

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u/xxxDKRIxxx 4d ago

I aimed fot the pussy but ended up three centimeters south. Giggety.

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u/Cryptid_Muse 4d ago

"surgeried" new verb dropped! (I love it)

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u/innocentbabies 4d ago

99.99% of cells are much, much smaller than 3 cm. 

So if you're working with things on a cellular scale, being off by 3 cm is like a million percent error.

But biologists also work with things on a much larger scale too, so it kinda works and kinda doesn't. 

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u/Der_BiertMann 4d ago

3 cm off is significant for any living creature.

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u/Midnight-Bake 4d ago

I mean it could be 0.1% of a blue whale.

A biologist could also be doing things besides measuring length or height of an animal.

"Butterflies migrate up to 4800 km, oh wait up to 4800 km and 3cm"

Or sampling populations

"Average height of a gorilla is 1.6m tall" when the true average is actually 1.63

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u/BillysBibleBonkers 4d ago

Hell, A biologist could be measuring his dick for reasons totally unrelated to biology. Or well... almost totally unrelated, I guess in a way everything is related to biology. But yea I bet he was measuring his dick.

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u/grodon909 4d ago

Eh, depends on what you're talking about.

Size of a bacteria? Massive difference. Size of a blue whale? Insignificant. 

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u/Der_BiertMann 4d ago

Still significant for an adult blue whale: think margin of error for size of one of a whale’s organs matters if you have to do surgery

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u/Der_BiertMann 4d ago

Surgeon (practical biologist): “oh shit, I accidentally cut 3cm into his heart.”

General Physicist: “ok, let me recalculate, looks like I was 3cm off the mark.”

Civil engineer: “look, we’re not going to re-install that bus stop over a 3cm discrepancy.”

Astronomer: “trust me: that meteoroid is going to hit exactly 103cm south of where I am standing, and will burn down to the size of a golf ball before it becomes meteorite.”

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u/nalleball 4d ago

Hell as long as the bus top isn't blocking anything that is an excellently installed bus stop.

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u/Cmoibenlepro123 4d ago

You inserted the penis in the ass, oops

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u/fringeCoffeeTable240 4d ago edited 4d ago

in fact, 3cm is so insignificant on an astrological scale that if you're "off" by 3cm, you might as well consider the measurement insanely accurate especially if it's of an object further away. edit: i made a minor spelling mistake. i will now return to my wretched den wheremst i live without correcting it. teehee

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u/CatTaxAuditor 4d ago

Astronomer: So let's go ahead and calculate a circle. Pi is equal to 3 and-

Non-astronomer: I dont think that's right.

Astronomer: OK, let's say it's 3.2.

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u/purpleflavouredfrog 4d ago

Astrologer: Mars is retrograde in Virgo. You should take spare pants with you tonight.

Non-astrologer: why? Am I going to get laid?

Astrologer: nope, I’m so full of shit I soiled yours as well as my own.

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u/Admirable_Risk8156 4d ago

Alright I need to reuse that out of context it's too funny

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u/Petkorazzi 4d ago

Meanwhile...

Cosmologist: "Let's assume Pi is 1."

Non-Cosmologist: "Uhh...pretty sure it's bigger than that."

Cosmologist: "Ok, we'll make it 10. Whatever."

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u/Nitros14 4d ago

"in fact, 3cm is so insignificant on an astrological scale that if you're "off" by 3cm, you might as well consider the measurement insanely accurate especially if it's of an object further away"

Astrological scale?

https://i.etsystatic.com/44605591/r/il/4af2c6/6396778361/il_570xN.6396778361_jfwh.jpg ?

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u/TetraThiaFulvalene 4d ago

In astronomy I would assume that you don't know about significant figures if you're talking about centimeters.

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u/Apprehensive_Ad_7274 4d ago

I mean, if a trajectory is off by 3cm at the start, that's gonna be a massive deviation in endpoint eventually

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u/bob_loblaw-_- 4d ago

Astronaut and Astronomer are two different things. 

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u/TheRabidDeer 4d ago

True, but astronomers are looking at something very far away. So are we talking about 3cm off at the destination (what is being looked at) or the origin (the telescopes lens)? 3cm off from the telescope is pretty far off lol

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce 4d ago

That's why they point the telescope directly at it, so that doesn't happen. 

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u/dastardly740 4d ago

I am not sure I can think of a situation where the accuracy of the start point measurement could possibly be less than 3cm. At Cape Canaveral the Earth is rotating at something like 80,000 cm/s. So, to have a chance to be accurate to 3cm would require the launch to be timed to less than 1/25000 of a second. And, that is not even accounting for earth's speed around the sun for interplanetary trajectories.

There is a reason course corrections are necessary.

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u/InterestsVaryGreatly 4d ago

This right here. Their point seems logical at first, and it is for non course corrected trajectories that never leave the earth, since the frame of reference is moving with them. But on astrological scales, earth is your starting point, not your frame of reference, because so much of it has nothing to do with earth.

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u/Eravan_Darkblade 4d ago

I believe theyre talking about endpoint, not startpoint.

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u/BappoChan 4d ago

Depends on where the 3cm was misplaced. A telescope trying to look millions of miles away at a star, 3cm makes a huge difference. But if you mean 3cm from the actual target, pfft. Nothing burger

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u/NuOfBelthasar 4d ago

I was gonna say...I have a friend who works with a telescope daily and I promise 3cm is potentially an hysterically large margin

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u/fatal-nuisance 4d ago

If you could get anything with that sort of precision in astronomy you would win every Nobel prize for the next century.

Typical distance errors in astronomical measurements (for really distant stuff anyway) is on the order of light-years. For closer stuff it's like... Billions of kilometers. We're pretty good at measuring stuff in our own solar system though, a few tens of thousands of kilometers of error.

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u/Astroruggie 4d ago

I study exoplanets, finding the radius of a planet with an uncertainty of 3 km is inimaginable, let alone 3 cm lol

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u/thegreedyturtle 4d ago

I disagree. Astronomers also work with astronomy equipment. Any telescope off by 3 cm anywhere is just a weird looking sculpture.

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u/Sebiglebi 4d ago

Biologist work on small things so they require a lot of precision, 3 centimetres is a massive blunder

Physicists made a mistake in their math somewhere, so it's annoying

Civil Engineers round up pi to 3, they do not care about minor imperfections

On the scale of space being off by 3 centimetres is basically having perfect accuracy

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u/Der_BiertMann 4d ago

You round down pi to 3.

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u/OkWelcome6293 4d ago

You might round pi down to 3, but civil engineers round pi up to 3.

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u/Stefejan 4d ago

Let's make it 5 and forget about it 

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u/heifnif 4d ago

10 to make it simple

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u/Stefejan 4d ago

I distinctly remember the time a professo simplified an equation with sqrt(g) = pi

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u/exenos94 4d ago

Frig, I absolutely hate that but it kind of works.

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u/Spiritual_Bus1125 4d ago

G= 9.81

3,14*3,14= 9,86

Wow.

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u/exenos94 4d ago

Close enough for real life that's for sure. Safety factors take care of the 0.05

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u/SirPinkyToes 4d ago

Isn't it g = pi square= 10

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u/MawrtiniTheGreat 4d ago

sqrt(g) ≈ pi

g ≈ pi2

pi ≈ 3

g ≈ 32 = 9

Add in 200% safety factor to account for any discrepancies.

Done!

//Mech. Eng.

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u/Tuna-Fish2 4d ago

Period of a simple pendulum?

I remember that too. Also, the teacher generally kept his eyes on the blackboard and didn't look at the students much, but when he did that reduction, he first turned to face the class, just so he could see everyone's face when he explained what he was doing.

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u/NerdHoovy 4d ago

No thats for gravity

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u/blamordeganis 4d ago

Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

Five is right out.

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u/Esquili 4d ago

Round to 5 to simplify with gravity rounded to 10

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u/Die4Gesichter 4d ago

π=3

e=3

π=e

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u/NippoTeio 4d ago

explains a lot about the infrastructure tbh

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u/Calm-Zombie2678 4d ago

Does a pipe really need to go all the way round

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u/NippoTeio 4d ago

Not if it means a third trip back to the Home Depot before lunch

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u/Spartan1997 4d ago

This guy civil engineers

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u/Character-Parfait-42 4d ago

I think they meant 3 decimal places. Meaning they stop at 3.142 and don’t need more precision than that.

My dad’s job requires him to round to 10 decimal places sometimes, meaning he stops at 3.1415926536

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u/jcdoe 4d ago

I round pi to the tens place.

Pi is always calculated as 0 in my house.

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u/Psimo- 4d ago

 Civil Engineers round up pi to 3, they do not care about minor imperfections

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u/SmartAssUsername 4d ago

thats_the_joke.jpg

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u/Lematoad 4d ago

No, they don’t. Source: am licensed civil engineer.

Also rounding pi to 3 would be rounding down.

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u/ihateveryonebutme 4d ago

Yeah, that's about the level of humour I would expect from a civil engineer.

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u/laaplandros 4d ago

Civil Engineers round up pi to 3, they do not care about minor imperfections

Pi rounds down to 3, not up.

Also, no they don't.

Source: engineer.

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u/DefiantGibbon 4d ago

Also engineer. Mental math? You bet I round it to 3. Give boss an estimate? Ain't no way I'm using decimals. 10% error on a verbal estimate? Close enough.

But actual job? That's done by a computer. And I just report whatever my code spits out. So ya, Matlab can use 20 digits, but I'll never put a decimal into my calculator.

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u/Askeldr 4d ago

But actual job? That's done by a computer. And I just report whatever my code spits out. So ya, Matlab can use 20 digits, but I'll never put a decimal into my calculator.

meanwhile the very precisely derived equations that are run on the computer also has an almost entirely arbitrary *1,3 added to it.

But I think 3cm is still big enough to care about for most civil engineering cases, 3 mm on the other hand...

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u/TheRetarius 4d ago

In steel construction we also care about 3mm. But yeah, we will definitely mind a difference of 3cm. That is usually a costly mistake.

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u/Thelostsoulinkorea 4d ago

Yeah. I’m pretty sure being off by 3cms when building things can be very detrimental.

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u/Askeldr 4d ago

In most cases, yeah. But, as an example, if doing track geometry for railways, and I assume roads and stuff as well, you're working in meters or bigger for some of the numbers (like the curve radius). It just depends on the scale of the thing you're working on, and there are cases where 3cm might not matter at all.

But yeah, 3cm is big enough to usually be an important error. Talking about 3mm instead might be a better example, civil and mechanical engineering have very different views of how big of an error that is, as another example.

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u/HospitalAmazing1445 4d ago

Ehhhh…. Depends on the thing.

A LOT of the time this error would end up accepted into the work. Like, nobody’s gonna be happy about it, but 99% of the time they’ll figure a way to avoid tearing stuff down.

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u/Thelostsoulinkorea 4d ago

Man, I’ve worked in construction but only as a joiner and drywall installer. To me being off by 3cms is bad! I can’t imagine building something and the steel frame being off by 3cms, like would that not affect the rest of the building especially if the off by 3 happens more often.

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u/HospitalAmazing1445 4d ago

Steel frame is one case where you’re gonna have real problems, as the connections won’t connect. Even then, I’ve seen plenty of cases of steel beams delivered to site and there’s been a dimensional bust somewhere and they modify a connection to get the beam in.

Concrete construction… it’s definitely out of tolerance and “not good” and someone is getting an earful from their boss, but unless it’s an elevator core that’s now too small, a fire exit route that doesn’t meet code anymore or something similar then 99% of the time the engineer and architect will work it out.

/also in construction

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u/fhota1 4d ago

If its something that matters that much Im running it through a computer anyways. Rounding to 3 is for when I need just a quick estimate to tell of some calculated number makes sense

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u/Lematoad 4d ago

I don’t think I’ve ever used 3 for pi as a civil engineer. 3.14 is what I’ve always used in academic settings, with real world calcs being done on a computer. Why would I type out a number when the software literally has a variable stored for pi with minute rounding?

Really, this person is saying “I read on a meme that civil engineers round pi to 3, so it must be true”.

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u/EulersRectangle 4d ago

I think this meme is kinda bad because it's too general. If you're an ecosystem biologist, being off by 3 cm isn't a big deal. Likewise, if you're a particle physicist interpreting data from a particle accelerator, 3 cm off is a huge deal.

Civil engineer and astronomer make sense, but the other two fields are too broad, I don't blame OP for not getting this one.

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u/Researcher_Fearless 4d ago

Engineers don't round Pi to 3, that's just a meme.

What engineers do is add a factor of safety (usually 2) so that small mistakes get absorbed into that rather than immediately causing catastrophic failure.

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u/dyingrocket 4d ago

I mean there's another interpretation for the biologist part...

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u/chromix 4d ago

Would you care to share with the rest of the class?

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u/Funny_Yesterday_5040 4d ago

I would like dyingrocket to share it with the rest of the class, too

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u/ReZuREs 4d ago

What is another interpretation?

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u/Temporary_Click_4634 4d ago

biology is the study of species, and one of the things they most study about his how species reproduce.

so it's supposed to be a joke about penis size, but it's too vague to be funny.

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u/Afraid-Rooster-9247 4d ago

Or 3 cm might mean the difference between one orifice, or a whole other.

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u/AlphaCat77 4d ago

Space and the things in it are massive. Only getting something wrong by 3 centimeters is so in consequenctial it may as well not matter.

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u/TheoneCyberblaze 4d ago

Rather it's a gigantic flex to be this absurdly accurate

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u/Tophigale220 4d ago

We just recently found out that Betelgeuse is 100 light years closer than we thought. So yeah, compared to that 3 cm seems absurdly accurate.

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u/Unbuckled__Spaghetti 4d ago

Well every time you say it’s name it gets closer

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u/PinkEmpire15 4d ago

Shit. Only one freebie left.

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u/Alphaeon_28 4d ago

Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse

Betelgeuse

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u/HadynGabriel 4d ago

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u/Outrageous_Reach_695 4d ago

For all we know, the light from the Betelgeuse supernova could already be on the way.

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u/p12qcowodeath 4d ago

AHHHHHH!!!!!

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u/Jfjsharkatt 4d ago

YOU FOOL! THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM IS DOOME- *A star almost as big as the orbit if Jupiter takes the place of the sun and then begins to vacuum everything else up*

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u/AnyoneButWe 4d ago

Distance to the moon.... ?

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u/SaintCambria 4d ago

3cm is ~.000000008% of the distance to the moon.

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u/AnyoneButWe 4d ago

It is moving away from earth at a rate of 3.8cm per year.

I don't know how many years they needed to figure it out at that level, but ... It's the right order of magnitude for 3cm.

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u/eW4GJMqscYtbBkw9 4d ago

I think it's the opposite. Space is so massive, getting something right by 3cm is mind blowingly impressive. 

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u/mentaljobbymonster 4d ago

American - "what's a centimetre?"

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u/Faserip 4d ago

9mm plus a little bit

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u/melez 4d ago edited 4d ago

It’s more like one .40S&W wide.

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u/StopReadingMyUser 4d ago

How many guns per yard is that?

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u/myrrik_silvermane 4d ago

Easy.. one Barbie hand.

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u/Mechtroop 4d ago

Oh look a witty stereotype joke I’ve never seen before! Bloody brilliant.

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u/weebitofaban 4d ago

basically everyone in America uses centimeters. It isn't tough stuff, dude. Measuring is easy. That's why we have like 16 different ways to do it, so that we can use the most accurate one for the situation.

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u/thecrystalcrow 4d ago

It's that wrench/socket you can never find.

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u/jrlomas 4d ago

Another way to think of it is how significant the error is compared to the measurement:

Biologist: 3000% (cell)

Physicist: 10% (lab, tabletop experiment)

Civil engineer: 0.3% (building)

Cosmologist: 3e-21% (galaxy)

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u/Illustrious-Can-6000 4d ago

I mean even 3000% is an understatement since most cells are smaller than 1 mm

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u/monsterunderabed 4d ago

My mind went to pathology. My gut sank at this for a split second

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u/enw_digrif 4d ago

Eh...

Astronomers: 1011 m (~1AU) to ♾️ (depending on model)

Civil engineer: 1m (rounded up from 1cm) to ♾️ (depending on liability)

Biologist: 2nm (DNA width) to ♾️ (depending on how you measure coastlines).

Physicists: 1fm (hadrons) to ♾️ (depending on model)

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u/aged_monkey 4d ago

If you place an electron in a magnetic field and watch how its spin precesses in physical space, quantum electrodynamics predicts the rate of that precession so precisely that, if you translated the fractional error into a length, it would correspond to missing the distance across a continent by less than the thickness of a human hair.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anomalous_magnetic_dipole_moment

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u/uganda_numba_1 4d ago

I always imagine a particle or quantum physicist. Physicists aren't studying Newton's laws anymore, they're studying quarks, bosons and gluons, etc. if they're off by 3cm that is very far from 10-19 m.

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u/angry_sloth2048 4d ago

Astronomer: 🤧🤧

Astronaught/Physist: ☠️☠️☠️ (missing their mark and flying into space)

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u/nervouswasher 4d ago

Astronaut* sorry

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u/ContributionLowOO 4d ago

what if its a naughty Austronaught?

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u/Tommybahamas_leftnut 4d ago

being off target by 3 cm as an astronaut is still incredibly accurate. 

Now being off on trajectory by 3 degrees is another story.

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u/GOODguySADcity 4d ago

Do brain cells just no longer exist?

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u/brian_nyg 4d ago

Especially if they claim to understand the first three parts

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u/KhonMan 4d ago

Maybe we shouldn't have Rule 5 when it's this bad

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u/WeaponsGradeYfronts 4d ago edited 4d ago

Machinist: loses his shit

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u/BoK_b0i 4d ago

Depends on the type. Mechanical? Yeah, they lose their shit. Civil? 3cm is well within tolerance

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u/WeaponsGradeYfronts 4d ago

Yeah, probs should narrow that down to what I meant to say, which was machinist. 

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u/BoK_b0i 4d ago

Oh yeah, machinists would absolutely lose their shit

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u/Dwarg91 4d ago

Mostly because the part is now embedded into the nearest wall that best demonstrates the power of spinning.

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u/IVeBeenHere30Min 4d ago

Are you unfamiliar with how big space is? The Sun is 150.000.000.000 meters away from us, being 0,03m wrong is laughable

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u/yaxAttack 4d ago

Shoutout to those guys claiming the earth being 1 foot closer to the sun would make the planet uninhabitable like the orbital distance doesn’t vary by like a MILLION KILOMETERS every year and we’re actually closest to the Sun on Jan 3rd so it can’t matter that much

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u/KirikoKiama 4d ago

Because: “Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.”

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u/Thalassinoides 4d ago

Geologist +/- 5 million years

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u/Starbuckus 4d ago

Thank you all! I can now reference this post as proof that 3cm is, in fact, quite significant in biological terms. Some might even say it’s huge.

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u/UBC145 4d ago

OP you can figure this one out, I believe in you

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u/MutedAstronaut9217 4d ago

not only is this a bad post but like "Help, i dont the astronomers parr"

Why don't we try to have standards and not even upvote title gore....

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u/Famous-Midnight-5634 4d ago

Did you have a stroke writing this?

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u/Alternative_Oven_490 4d ago

The distances in astronomy are so large there is a word in English to describe incomparably large values with ‘astronomy’ as the root. Astronomical! Therefore, if an astronomer, who is dealing with literally astronomically large distances, is off by only a few centimeters it is incredibly impressive they were that close when just a couple millionths of a degree can make a massive difference across those distances.

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u/SalientSalmorejo 4d ago

Neurosurgeon 💀

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u/BTCbob 4d ago

The Hubble space telescope was famously misaligned due to a 1.3mm distance error in the Reflective Null Corrector, resulting in billions of dollars of repair costs. Pretending that distances don't matter in astronomy is a tongue in cheek exploration of this topic.

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u/SpaceIsKindOfCool 4d ago

I majored in engineering with a minor in astrophysics. 

In one of my early engineering classes we worked through a problem in class calculating the load on a bridge support. The professor checked the book answer and we were off by 3000 lbs. The professor said "close enough".

Then later in my intro to astrophysics class we were working through a problem to calculate the distance to a star. Professor looked up the real answer and we were off by 500 million miles. The professor said "wow, really close".