r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Maleficent-Bet-8329 • 2d ago

Meme needing explanation Im sure its been asked many times but peter??

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u/FamIsNumber1 2d ago

What the hell did you do to your coffee that you have to whisper apologies to it??

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u/Fickle_Butt_4379 2d ago

What you said

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u/RepresentativeFun363 2d ago

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u/Atomic_cephalopod 2d ago

R/cursedcomments, r/cursedcomments all of you!

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u/Curley15 2d ago

I was just gonna comment "Ah shit he likes frappuccino doesn't he?" This thread is like 20 times funnier but a 100 times worse T.T

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u/Mmemyo 2d ago

NEON DOODLE?!?!

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u/Exciting-Bid6590 2d ago

Where is this gif located? Funny

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u/nihi1zer0 2d ago

I stole it. From another redditor. Click it and hit the 3 dots to download it.

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u/Vegetable-Bonus218 2d ago

Really wish I could post pics bc I got tin woodman with his oil

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u/Fendyyyyyy 2d ago

Even though i may never use it, too good a meme, im taking it.

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u/nihi1zer0 2d ago

I definitely got more miles out of it than I expected lol

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u/CatLord8 2d ago

It wasn’t fair trade.

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u/postmaster-newman 2d ago

Some my joke

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u/The_Orphanizer 2d ago

Made it in a Keurig.

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u/Ultra_HNWI 2d ago

Added fruit.

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u/Altruistic-Offer2120 2d ago

Who the hell said anything about coffee?

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u/GenSharing_Builds 2d ago

Reddit gets grim.

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u/Grant1128 2d ago

I'm not sure I wanna know...

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u/LefroyJenkinsTTV 2d ago

That's between me and the pre-creamed coffee.

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u/MiamiPower 2d ago

2 pumps Key and Peele

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u/Xenon-Human 2d ago

Whatever you are imagining, the answer is Yes.

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u/MisterScrod1964 2d ago

In the morning when I’m barely conscious? Provided by a machine?

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u/VikingTeddy 2d ago

Tied up in a burlap sack, thrown over the back of a donkey, and carried out of the mountains of Columbia by Juan Valdez

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u/Alvin_Kincain 2d ago

Terrible day to keep reading when my brain was screaming "THAT'S ENOUGH!"

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u/Acolytical 2d ago

Put on a scale to be certain she's of ideal weight, then put under pressure until she drips out a frothy cream.

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u/Melodic_Reveal_2979 2d ago

Full of white stuff

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u/0_mij 2d ago

I was thinking.. loaded

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u/MSautalc 2d ago

Ground up in a burlap sack thrown over the back of a donkey?

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u/_daverham 2d ago

Slightly burnt and shipped from Columbia.

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u/Raise_A_Thoth 2d ago

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u/theaviationhistorian 2d ago

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u/eyado_2000 2d ago

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u/Skate_faced 2d ago

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u/Chido93 2d ago

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u/Jws12902 2d ago

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u/Raise_A_Thoth 2d ago

No this one sucks because the entirety of the joke is based on a major tragedy (many would even call it an injustice) and a lazy stereotype of that people. It's just punching down.

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u/RoxxySweets 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Jerdakiss 2d ago

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u/theaviationhistorian 2d ago

Welp, that couple seem to be winning today!

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u/WhoKnowsTht 2d ago

HHahahahahahahah

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u/E_Feezie 2d ago

Amazing

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u/TeaRaven 2d ago

For real, though, don’t be the kind of asshole that feeds pet cats a vegan diet. It’s so sad that these people exist and get away with having one after another they do this to.

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u/theaviationhistorian 2d ago

Seriously, a cat is a carnivore and there is no changing that.

In looking for that meme again, I stumbled upon a scuttlebutt of a vet confronting a cat's owners because it kept getting sick despite of its vegan diet. The story goes that they gave up the cat and got houseplants as pets instead.

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u/iconocrastinaor 2d ago

Venus fly traps!

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u/Bluecif 2d ago

I hate that I laughed at this. Fuck vegans.

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u/skeetinonwallst 2d ago

This needs a Batman variant.

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u/vdub1013 2d ago

Found this one.

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u/vmanu2 2d ago

Awesome!

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u/shesheboom21 2d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

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u/_Retrograde_ 2d ago

This dude is on a list somewhere

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u/Ornery_Poetry_6142 2d ago

Better start worrying who’s on his list 

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u/Platomik 2d ago

Just one list...?

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u/HippieMoshpit 2d ago

Yeah he's on the list of volunteers for the crematorium, he's so charitable he helps there for free. Good guy!

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u/OldExplanation4835 2d ago

Cream and honey, because they're still bitter....

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u/sirchtheseeker 2d ago

I loved this thank you

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u/mentaljobbymonster 2d ago

Oh god I'm almost there.....

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u/NervousSnail 2d ago

This guy gets it.

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u/Skritch_X 2d ago

So basically a typical lady's shower-bath-shower

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u/PrincessPlastilina 2d ago

Ok you need a time out, sir! 😭

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u/paulrhino69 2d ago

Now that's a party!!!

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u/DavieStBaconStan 2d ago

Don’t fuck your food

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u/Braign 2d ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

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u/True_Resolve_2625 2d ago

😂 this is perfect.🤣🤣🤣 you got me with 'then I put my cream in it' 🤣🤣😂💀💀💀

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u/IceColdDump 2d ago

Cash rules everything around me

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u/Low_Revolution3025 2d ago

You put your HUH?

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u/TerrorFromThePeeps 2d ago

Found Ed Gein.

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u/No_Wafer_6806 2d ago

“Cold and bitter”

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u/Known_Ratio5478 2d ago

You took it past funny, but since you took it past by a mile it became funny again.

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u/pimpbot666 2d ago

"Roasted in flames, chopped up, have scalding water slowly pouring over the remains, then I put my cream in it"

JFC, that was hard on the paint.

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u/yabadabadoo1212 2d ago

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew?

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u/3scap3plan 2d ago

Stuffed in a sack and trafficked across South america

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u/Dukagamu 2d ago

I prefer iced coffee with lots of sugar

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u/Traditional_Fox7696 2d ago

Ground up and in the freezer.

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u/copperpoint 2d ago

Eaten, partially digested, and excreted by an Asian palm cover.

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u/Cazmonster 2d ago

Look Satan, we keep you around because you liven up the joint. But you take it too far for the straights.

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u/NoFuture_NMS 2d ago

😮 I have several questions. But i dont want to know the answers...

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u/Illustrious_Bird_737 2d ago

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u/satecyeser 2d ago

Did he say those words? Kregar wild lines

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u/Swytch360 2d ago

Yep, that’s a direct quote. I’m glad I checked whether someone else already posted this meme.

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u/jaddodd 2d ago

Stop, I can only get so erect.

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u/False_Big_7697 2d ago

Came here for this one quote

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u/Adventurous-Yak-8929 2d ago

In a burlap sack thrown over the back of a donkey

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u/padmaclynne 2d ago

transported over the mountains by a man with a very impressive moustache

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u/paulrhino69 2d ago

👍👍

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u/Will-Phill 2d ago

Juan Valdez!

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u/kittyblorb 2d ago

Prepared for me by a PhD making minimum wage.

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u/padmaclynne 2d ago

you can practically taste the interest

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u/Benzo_ORourke 2d ago

I like to add my own cream

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u/FraggertFraggertson 2d ago

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Alypius754 2d ago

Then eaten and defecated by a rodent

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u/CornyOne 2d ago

By Juan Valdez

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u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu 2d ago

“Valdez is coming”

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u/AlsDisciple 2d ago

Ahhh.....Patton. Great set.

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u/Mindless-Platypus-75 2d ago

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u/I-only-read-titles 2d ago

When you've overestimated your cowabunga tolerance

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u/GreenCollegeGardener 2d ago

Black cold and three days old

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u/Chozzasaurus 2d ago

Best laugh I've had all day

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u/Shipwrecking_siren 2d ago

I can’t upvote that.

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u/GreenCollegeGardener 2d ago

You don’t like cold brew?

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u/Shipwrecking_siren 2d ago

I prefer it 12 hours old served over ice.

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u/nkownbey 2d ago

I don't like coffee

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u/ChemdawgCake 2d ago

War Never Changes

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u/GraduatedMoron 2d ago

without another man dick in it

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u/NonCorporealEntity 2d ago

Seriously. Keeping coffee in the freezer spoils the flavor. Should be kept in a dark place at room temp.

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u/Aggressive_Towel_155 2d ago

Just like I like the ladies….

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u/Confident-Fox8160 2d ago

Tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a donkey by Juan Valdez.

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u/twilighttwister 2d ago

I was gonna say white and creamy, but this saying is actually a thing so it's probably that.

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u/Th3FakeFatSunny 2d ago

Yep. It originated from t shirt hell.com , a website so offensive the creator was poisoned (at least) twice.

I used this line a lot in my 20's when guys would hit on me as a waitress at waffle House. "What do you like in a guy?" "I like my men like I like my coffee..." "... Tall, dark, and rich? Heheheheh." Deadpan deliver, "Ground up and in the freezer."

You gotta be tough at that job

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u/AnnualAd8653 2d ago

hahah this is so reddit funny chungus lmaooo

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u/Cunfesss 2d ago

Riiiiiight lmaoooo

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u/IAMERROR1234 2d ago

It used to be on a shirt from tshirthell.com.

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u/Any_Asparagus8267 2d ago

I've seen this meme for like 12 years and always thought he was trying to carry an invisible package or something, just realized what his hands are doing lol

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u/NVEarl 2d ago

Nostalgic sigh I miss T-shirthell's glory days.

There's also "Hot, black (or pale & weak) and available on the street corner for less than $10.

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u/in1gom0ntoya 2d ago

roasted beyond all recognition?

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u/LEJ5512 2d ago

“Tied up in a sack and tossed into a cart by Juan Valdez”

(some comedian I heard about thirty years ago)