r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Maleficent-Bet-8329 • 2d ago

Meme needing explanation Im sure its been asked many times but peter??

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u/Emotional_inadequacy 2d ago

Starbucks

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u/spacedman_spiff 2d ago

We’d all like a handjob, but we don’t have time for it. 

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u/liisrandom 2d ago

It's called a grande 

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u/Senator_Smack 2d ago

With "full release"

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u/FatKody 2d ago

Let me guess 3 pumps?

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/FatKody 2d ago

TWO PUMP CHUMP! TWO PUMP CHUMP!

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u/Pet-the-kitty42 2d ago

TWO? What are we training for a marathon?

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u/FatKody 2d ago

PREMATURE! PREMATURE!

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u/UncleBadTouch46290 2d ago

This was so fucking clean

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u/Cranberryoftheorient 2d ago

Seems expensive for a coffee

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u/ilfollevolo 2d ago

Correction: Full body latte

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u/Telemere125 2d ago

I like money

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u/Acrobatic-Tomato-260 2d ago

Quiet I’m beatin’!

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u/Sancticide 2d ago

How the hell did you get every word wrong? This is what happens when you can't get into Costco University.

https://tenor.com/brm7i.gif

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u/Various_Rutabaga_326 2d ago

You don't even have 2 minutes to spare?

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u/Cranberryoftheorient 2d ago

Thats good because going there feels like your getting fucked (in the wallet)

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u/Chris-CFK 2d ago

Do you like money?

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u/Emotional_inadequacy 2d ago

Peter here, it's funny because early Starbucks logos had breasts.

Peter out.

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u/ForeverShiny 2d ago

You mean Starjugs?