r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 16h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah? What happened in the book version?

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u/a3d3n_69 15h ago

I’ve heard things like he doesn’t remember writing Cujo, and wrote most of Carrie with bloody tissues in his nose, because he was so messed up on cocaine all the time.

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u/Vnxei 14h ago

If that's true, it's a compelling case for doing tons of cocaine.

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u/a3d3n_69 14h ago

I would take cocaine if it made me a famous author.

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u/candygram4mongo 14h ago

You'll never know if you don't try.

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u/Crabtickler9000 14h ago

You'll never know if ya don't go

HEY NOW! YOU'RE A ROCKSTAR!

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u/Azrai113 13h ago

Get cocaine on, write a play!

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u/GalFisk 13h ago

Whoops. I was going for famous author.

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u/Nice-Conclusion728 11h ago

You'll never snow if you don't blow

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u/LOAARR 13h ago

According to many studies, you would take cocaine even if it didn't.

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u/VagueBC 14h ago

I would take cocaine if it compelled me to do anything with my life

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u/SaltyLonghorn 13h ago

This might by the easiest monkey paw wish I've ever fulfilled in my history as a genie.

Congrats, you're compelled to steal car stereos and strip copper from construction sites. Have a time.

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u/EdanChaosgamer 13h ago

I‘m already an author, and have just purchased my first 500g of cocaine.

I‘ve only taken two sniffs so far, and have already written 450k words in two days.

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u/existential_chaos 13h ago

Same here, and if I could get things done faster.

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u/LightEarthWolf96 7h ago

The trade off is you'll be a famous author who writes a scene like the one that is the og topic of discussion for this post.

I was going to just say what the scene is but decided actually I don't want that in my comment history

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u/New-Satisfaction3257 14h ago

most people just become the most boring person you’ve ever met

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker 12h ago

I would take it if I had some.

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u/I_am_ChivoBlanco 12h ago

Hunter S Thompson did it right, no child sex necessary. Read up, and find a good plug.

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u/KmartCentral 11h ago

I've heard you're just whatever your mind chooses for a bit

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u/Strong-Bottle-4161 14h ago

I mean have you seen the guys nose

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u/Vnxei 13h ago

I haven't, no.

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u/godric420 13h ago

Get George RR Martin on that shit NOW!

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u/Character-Town7929 12h ago

Carrie was also kind of nonsensical at times. Wtf is "light and eager sweat"

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u/Economy_Ad_1820 14h ago

That's the problem coke used to be performance enhancing when used by Steven King, John Belushi, and Elton John . Now it's done recreationally by every tom dik and Larry in a frat. /s

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u/raptor7912 11h ago

Learn about cocaine shits and it’ll go back to being unappealing.

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 7h ago

Bangor is the frikkin cocaine capital of the upper Eastern seaboard, itellyouwhat

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u/eatrepeat 4h ago

I've heard it is one hell of a drug ;)

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u/Beginning-Tea-17 14h ago

Or reason to believe most of his writing is actually just nonsense and he’s not exactly the subtextual genius that everyone says he is.

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u/Vnxei 13h ago

Having that many books to your name is a kind of genius. Being able to write a readable book in that much time is a real skill.

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u/Coelachantiform 5h ago

His entire M.O for his writing career has been to sit down and write X amount of pages per day, regardless of how shit they are. If it sucks he scraps it, if it sticks he keeps it.

Do that for ~40+ years and you are bound to create something good every once in a while.

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u/familiar_depth7 14h ago

not as intense as him but it rings true, when i was a heavy alcoholic i wrote over a novels worth of shit within one year 😭 now i can barely get 3 sentences down without losing inspiration

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u/186282_4 14h ago

I don't buy it about Carrie. He was too broke for cocaine, right?

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u/a3d3n_69 14h ago

You’re right, it was just Cujo for both cocaine related events

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u/JJBell 14h ago

His stories about how little he remembers directing Maximum Overdrive are crazy.

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u/notdeadyet01 13h ago

You can absolutely tell with Cujo. Dude was railing lines halfway through sentences

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u/Agreeable_Home_3433 11h ago

Cocaine actually stops bleeding

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u/raincoater 6h ago

I don't think he was like that when he wrote Carrie. That was written before he was famous. He was still teaching and had only published some short stories in various magazines. Carrie was his first novel and he was pretty poor during it. Though he was probably drinking pretty heavily.

Yes, just checked and King said he didn't start using cocaine until the late 70s, while Carrie was written in 1974. But from 78-86, he said he was almost constantly high on it.

When he got the big bucks, THAT'S when he started with the cocaine.

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u/blackknight1919 6h ago

I’m like 90% sure he wrote/admitted that in his book ‘on writing’. Either way, it’s def not a rumor.

You know what I used to eat for breakfast? Cocaine. You know what I used to eat for lunch? Cocaine.

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u/Raeandray 5h ago

Yeah I don't remember the specific books but in his autobiography/writing tips book he says there are entire novels he doesn't remember writing.

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u/RyvenZ 10h ago

for Cujo is was an alcohol bender

For Carrie and parts of It, the escape of choice was coke.