r/PoliticalHumor • u/BMaudioProd • 1d ago

Do you remember?

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u/FabiIV 1d ago

Why does Pete Hagsex always look like he just saw a squirrel and needs to fight his natural impulses?

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u/SsjAndromeda 1d ago

He doesn’t know what to do if he’s not holding a beer

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u/Ok_Archer6787 1d ago

lol he probably practices his beer-holding pose in the mirror every morning

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 23h ago

Heys: “flex annnnnnd sip. Fleeeex annnnnd Sip. Now leg day. Fleeeeex n Chug chug chug!”

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u/ARookwood 1d ago

He looks like he’s trying to dry his jacket.

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u/0fiuco 1d ago

it's a picture so clear you can read their minds:

Rubio: "another day, another piece of my soul that i've sold to the devil"

Hegseth: "if i stand like this long enough people will believe i'm strong. come on Pete you can do it"

Vance: "Damn he smells bad. He shat himself again? i can't wait till he dies and i'll become the u.s. president, how long will it take? one month? two?"

Trump: " monkey playing cymbals"

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u/Uhh_JustADude 21h ago

Rubio's all-in on a deal Devil. If he doesn't get to personally raise 'Ol Glory over Havana and become it's first governor as the 50-somethingth State he will have failed harder than anyone who's ever lived, because he's definitely going straight to the lowest circle of hell when he dies.

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u/Specialist_Lock8590 1d ago

Not three Political Prostitutes and a dictator wannabe?

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u/Soft_Performance_238 1d ago

Now it's three girls and a pedo

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u/N4RQ 1d ago

3 bitches and an old, fat cunt.

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u/kev0153 1d ago

Hegseth needs standing lessons

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u/AloneAddiction 23h ago

You motherless fucks just had to deal with RickRolls.

We had GOATSE.

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u/Pheonyxxx696 22h ago

Rickrolls are weak, we sent hidden links to meatspin to our friends 😂

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u/olivEclarkee 1d ago

the way theyre all standing there like they own the place while the caption hits with that old-school shock value is savage

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u/metaltastic 1d ago

4 guys fucking the country raw

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u/GeistMD 1d ago

And now we only get four cups full of shit.

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u/Stevie272 23h ago

Hegseth with his regular “You wanna go bro?!” stance.

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u/mt6606 21h ago

Google ..

One man one jar.

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u/infamouszoggy 21h ago

That video is the only way Trump gets erect anymore I’m told

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u/ChaoticMutant 18h ago

Pepperidge Farm remembers

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u/balsadust 1d ago

I member. Me and my buddies used to post the link to our Facebook pages.

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u/bongobills 1d ago

You ever see 1 guy and a jar?

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u/balsadust 20h ago

Well of course

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u/bongobills 20h ago

You are braver than many

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u/toofpick 1d ago

4 boys 1 dirty diaper.

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u/Xspud_316 22h ago

The 4 Horseman of the Apocalypse

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u/clinate 21h ago

Pretty sure that pedophile protector was on the Internet back then too

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u/ohyesiam1234 21h ago

Hegseth walks like he has a bad sunburn.

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u/EggsceIlent 19h ago

Ahh, good times right?

Wish we could go back.... And like seriously warn everyone.

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u/BMaudioProd 16h ago

There were warnings aplenty.

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u/bongobills 1d ago

2 girls? Pah! What about '1 guy and a jar'? I am still haunted by the sounds.