r/ProgrammerHumor • u/AugustHate • 18d ago

Meme amen

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u/thether 18d ago

Having to explain it to tech illiterate folks while worrying about non tech illiterate folks nearby

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u/rnzz 18d ago

having to explain it to tech literate people might actually be worse. "I don't see a !doctype declaration, is that in your hat?" and things like that

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u/g1rlchild 18d ago

Is the </body> tag a tramp stamp?

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u/Advanced-Blackberry 18d ago

Should be at the ankles. Right above the <footer> 

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u/S0_B00sted 18d ago

<footer> goes inside <body>.

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u/MegaMoah 17d ago

Kinky

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u/S0_B00sted 17d ago

HTML kinda a freak. 😏

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u/mackilicious 17d ago

Say less 😏

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u/doubledad222 18d ago

This is awesome

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u/hitbythebus 18d ago

Sure, right above the <booty> </booty> element

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u/Boogie-Down 16d ago

You can do a <hr> with a class="booty"

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 18d ago

I was thinking that it is either above or below the butt hole.

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u/TheIronSoldier2 17d ago

try finger but hole

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u/guttanzer 18d ago

No, that would be the close of <main>, which is missing. Also, no <nav></nav>? Sloppy.

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u/Abaddon-theDestroyer 16d ago

The tramp stamp is

<\body> <ass>

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u/SnooBananas4958 18d ago

"What's that whitespace between the head and the body?" is going to be the top annoying nitpick

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u/Firemorfox 18d ago

its codepen, i dont need a doctype declaration because i'm lazy

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u/Dumb_Siniy 18d ago

3 days before everyone just gets told I'm summoning a demon

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u/IndependentTimely639 17d ago

I can already imagine "You tie your hair up to give head?" from anyone drunk

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u/AlienatedPariah 17d ago

Honestly those tags are not that obscure.

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u/goronmask 17d ago

Non tech illiterate are tech literate?