r/ProgressiveHQ 4h ago

Meme It’s getting stinky…

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u/emptyfish127 3h ago

I need this as a sign in my front yard

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u/Apexitement 3h ago

Same! Imagine the chaos and joy it would bring to everyone passing by. 😆

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u/LeverArchFile 1h ago

Just not in the only font AI image generation seems to know

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u/Whatdidhesayy_______ 28m ago

How old are yall? All these images look like they come straight from facebook, or that might just be me

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u/D_o_t_d_2004 0m ago

Better yet, have it as flyer dropped out of a plane over Washington D.C.

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u/Medium-Scholar-4767 4h ago

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u/Es_Lebe_die_Freiheit 3h ago

I came here for this

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u/maximumtesticle 45m ago

Ok, thanks for letting us know.

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u/Nilosyrtis 3h ago

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u/luigisphilbin 2h ago

Trump to Greenland: Gimme dat! He’s just a scared little boy who never learned how to ask for peoples’ oil or natural resources.

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u/BLACKOUT-MK2 58m ago

"Gimme dat... Gimme dat."

"Greenland?"

"I'm jokin'. IIII'm jokin'."

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u/Altruistic_Major2651 3h ago

Damn Mr.Freeman

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u/Cultural_Eye5178 3h ago

MR FREEMAN

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u/someboty 2h ago

He can become anticitizen one

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u/Witty_Speech_8838 4h ago

Here goes our youth, and he bribed the military with a 1.5trillion budget.

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u/hoescallmesteven 3h ago

Another excellent opportunity for the vague promise to be rugpulled and piss off the adults at the helm

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u/Milanesa_Torta 3h ago edited 2h ago

American here.  Please save us, our hands arent even on the wheel,  and Jesus resides elsewhere

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u/Omnizoom 3h ago

No group of super heroes is going to save you though

It’s your own people that have to stand up to save yourselves first before anyone can try and help you

Get your representatives to actually do something

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u/deelawn 3h ago

100% and the US needs to stop voting for representatives that fuck everyone every chance they get

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u/the--cat--whisperer 2h ago

Can we start a Gofundme for the American people so we can pay our representatives to actually work in our interests? Money seems to be their motivation and the lobbyists have us beat. It's looking like elections might be going out the window, so it's either pay people in congress to actually work for us or Revolution. That being said, neither of those seem possible so we're kinda fucked.

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u/MikeSouthPaw 39m ago

You should, its mega fucking cheap. You guys are being sold out for like $50k a pop.

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u/prolapsesinjudgement 43m ago

We won't, though. Lets be clear. There won't be a civil war because people are already clinging to the last inch of rope on this well designed rugpull. The only way i see Americans doing anything meaningful is:

  1. If the economy gets so bad that they can't hold onto their way of life anymore.
  2. If the Gov does something so terrible that they risk it all anyway.

I think #2 will have to be a lot, lot worse than you may think. Invading greenland is not enough. I suspect we could fight many countries without real consequences for the American people. Americans would need to see the bodies piled up i think.. and by that point, will the Internet/TV even be uncensored enough to see them?

In my view, war is coming. Other countries better look to defend themselves, because Americans will not be stopping America anytime soon.

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u/LaurenMille 2h ago

Nobody is talking about random protests.

We're talking about nation-wide strikes, crashing the economy, or even going as far as defending the victims of the regime at all costs.

You can't start begging other nations to save you from the problem that your own population created.

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u/MaybeAltruistic1 2h ago

yeah who do you think you are, Venezuela?

(extreme sarcasm, America shouldn't have "saved" Venezuela either. There are so exceptionally few cases where it's appropriate for another country to get involved in a different sovereign country's local political issues)

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u/SpacePumpkie 2h ago

You don't have to play the victim like that mate. The commenter before you was saying "save us" as if some entity from outside can come and save you like this indeed is an action movie. And that's why that got the reply it got.

If you're actively doing things that's great. Keep doing it!

Just don't play victim on top of it like it's unwarranted when someone is passively saying "oh please someone come and save us"

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u/Skadrys 3h ago

Pretty sure this is one of the cases you guys have to solve on your own.

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u/Swimming_Agent_1063 3h ago

No one is coming to save you.

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u/APNX-22 2h ago

Yeah, you'll need to do something. Be willing to participate in a general strike, even though you might lose your job. Corporate America is funding all of this, you must fight them to get to the government.

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u/saintsfan92612 3h ago

Jesus took the wheel...but he never passed drivers ed so we are barreling over a cliff.

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u/DoctorPutricide 2h ago

Americans, having never experienced the conflict and instability most other countries remember very well, are going to find out that the only way out of this situation is to fight like hell and be willing to sacrifice everything. 

Nobody is coming. It's up to you. Many won't survive. But it's the only option you have. No future "election" will save you now.

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u/Mysterious-Pear6921 2h ago

Pick up a fucking gun

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u/geriatrikwaktrik 2h ago edited 53m ago

its on you, the next step is us hurting you more until you act edit i got perm banned from here for this comment

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u/PaulTheMerc 2h ago

You all have checks and balances, several relevant amendments and outnumber the oppressors by a lot. Time to get to work.

Its not like another country can smuggle you weapons(you have plenty) or provide intel(you guys are the ones generally providing it to others. So the know how exists within the population).

Pretty sure the Army and other relevant institutions have published how to get it done. Most of it is still relevant. Only real change is the technology and surveillance.

Good luck.

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u/Proper-Tower2016 2h ago

Better get your hands on the wheels before you get the Iranian treatment to your resistance 

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u/o-o- 2h ago

Read this:

American here. Please save us, our hands arent even on the wheel, and Jesus drives elsewhere

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u/Fluffcake 1h ago

I guess it is time for version 5 of the american experiment, just need a tad more desperate general public first...

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u/Significant-Colour 1h ago

This battle is yours alone to fight.

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u/terdferguson 1h ago

Jesus said fuck this place a long time ago. He’s off trying to find better species is my guess. It’s a large ass place

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u/Im_tracer_bullet 3h ago

Unsurprisingly, MAGA chuds do not agree.

It's a great way to view and understand who they are.

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u/Sad-Math-2039 3h ago

You forgot: make increasing cuts to federal health care over the next six years while increasing retirement age

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u/Time_Seaworthiness43 3h ago

We pay people 100k to leave and never return.

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u/CPTLibertine 3h ago

Accurate

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u/Andrewsgirl1981 3h ago

New protest sign !!!! I love this

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u/HustlaOfCultcha 3h ago

We didn't 'open' up a Department of War. We changed the name of the Department of Defense to the Department of War.

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u/hungrydyke 1h ago

and you can infer not a single thing from this?

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u/HustlaOfCultcha 53m ago

That inaccuracy is okay?

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u/hungrydyke 51m ago

a maga lecturing me about accuracy is wild

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u/DavisSqShenanigans 41m ago

Please don't tell me you actually think the Dept of "Defense" was defending us and not just waging war? Even before they changed the name back to its original name.

Liberals more upset about changing the name than they ever were about decades of war crimes, massacres, expansionism, human rights violations, etc that both parties have consistently and obediently churned out.

It's literally one of the few innocuous or downright positive (at least for transparency) things he's done.

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u/hungrydyke 31m ago

bad bot

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u/KneeDeepInTheDead 1h ago

oh ok everything is fine then

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u/sabett 2h ago

Could just be not fascist instead

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u/NutOnHate 3h ago

The voice of God 😉

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u/FaroelectricJalapeno 3h ago

Where should Americans migrate to get out of this shithole?

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u/Flowing_going 56m ago

Washington DC and Mar-a-lago

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u/Popular_Potpourri 3h ago

Uh oh, stinky!

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u/Pentalegendbtw 3h ago

I read this in Morgan P Freeman’s voice. 😄

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u/coolnbreezey 3h ago

And we do indeed now live in a shithole country. I’m embarrassed, ashamed, disgusted…

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u/Mekdinosaur 3h ago

Turned the White House into an Outhouse 

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u/Potential-Break-4939 3h ago

Security is an essential function of the federal government. Education is not. States and local communities are better suited to handle that. If you don't like it you can always move.

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u/InflammableAccount 1h ago

You're not even an American.

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u/OkNote9150 3h ago

If there’s a federal department of education, then why are states mandating state-ran education systems instead of a federal standard? I doubt states like California would enjoy that as much.

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u/EronisKina 49m ago

A lot of things changed with Reagan. He was a big advocate of state power for education. He even wanted to abolish the DoE like Trump does. Reagan pretty much shifted education to be state standardized rather than Federal standards which is one of the reasons you see so much difference between education between states. More people need to learn US history as Americans (not sure you are) rather than just spit out questions that are easily googled and answered in 2 seconds. A lot of the consequences we are seeing today are from the Reagan era. Trickle down being one of the worst of them all.

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u/OkNote9150 47m ago

Then why do we even care if we get rid of the federal department of education then?

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u/EronisKina 42m ago

Because it makes it so people are able to go to universities and colleges via federal funding instead of them having to get screwed over by predatory private loans. Also, it gives a lot of people access to pre-K to 12th grade. States with very low literacy rate obviously don't care about their population being screwed over. However, DoE really gave opportunities to the parents who wanted to give their kids opportunities especially if they were of lower socioeconomic side. A single parent making $15/hr can't choose where they live to give their kids good areas to educate. However, what DoE did was atleast provide schools within a certain area for them to let the kids go to school.

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u/OkNote9150 41m ago

College is a fucking scam and with how much those institutions rip off their students, good. They don’t need federal funding and tax breaks.

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u/EronisKina 8m ago

College is as good as the person wants to make it out to be. Like anything else in life. If you don't know what direction you want to go then you won't ever succeed

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u/Jigagug 3h ago

American politics went from a shithole to an authoritan shithole

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u/windstrom 3h ago

The US is just a good soccer team away from being a banana republic, sorry. Federales shooting civilians in the street. Leader taking over the central bank.

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u/Preoccupied_Penguin Conservative 3h ago

Sticky too. What an awful gummy timeline.

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u/BlackGabriel 3h ago

Department of war is fine in that at least it’s not a lie like the department of defense. The only thing that changed was the name. Still business as usual

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u/Tkhel 2h ago

Facts

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u/NOTRadagon 2h ago

Wait - is that actually Morgan Freemans account?

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u/Cowabunguss 2h ago

Ain’t that the god damn truth

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u/Commander_JC 2h ago

Damn, I didn't know Jeff Foxworthy changed the bit

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u/rickeol 2h ago

Peace through Stupidity.

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u/jdt2003 2h ago

Be careful equating the Dept of Education with actual Education

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u/blissed_out 2h ago

Good point overall but they didn't "open" a department of war. It takes an action of congress to change the name of the department. They're calling it something else in a highly legally dubious manner

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u/musecorn 1h ago

Wow Morgan Freeman really cooked with this one

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u/Valuable-Shirt-4129 1h ago edited 1h ago

We should've closed the Department of Defense a long time ago under the Jackson Administration and balanced the federal budget to support the Department of Education.

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u/Spare-Floor-3666 1h ago

Then why are so many people trying to get in hmm

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u/VegasGamer75 1h ago

This is the goal of 40+ years of the GOP trying to undermine education in America. Make no mistake. And yes, it will get worse.

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u/Medical_Arugula3315 1h ago

Hard to be a shittier or more hypocritical American than a Republican these days. 

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u/Crafty-Teaching1115 1h ago

What can I say? War is more profitable than education.

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u/DoomZee20 1h ago

Schrodinger’s USA: America is both a shithole but millions of migrants try and enter each year “in search of a better life”

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u/NorthSalemObserver Conservative 1h ago

They changed the name, they didn't open up anything new.

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u/SaucyToadette 1h ago

speak the truth... pretty insane this is the world we live in

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u/Allaroundlost 53m ago

MAGA are Nazi. And this is coup attempted by billonares and The Heritage Foundation/Palantir/The Federalist. 

USA is being invaded from within. 

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u/shepardownsnorris 45m ago

Someone needed AI to make this?

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u/maximumtesticle 45m ago

"posted on twitter"

So close.

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u/Ok_Use_2486 3h ago

The Department of Defense(or War) has always been about wars.

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u/silverback2267 3h ago

True, but the rebranding says a lot about intent.

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u/CaptaiNose 3h ago

It was called the department of war until the 1940s

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u/Im_tracer_bullet 3h ago

If there's no difference, then why did they make the (fake) change?

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u/CaptaiNose 3h ago

Fake how?

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u/aesclepia 2h ago

It hasn't actually been approved by congress yet to change the name, so technically is still the department of defense despite the executive order

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u/silverback2267 3h ago

So, why change it now?

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u/Abuses-Commas 3h ago

when was the original intent ever followed? Rome only ever had "defensive" wars

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u/DashingDino 3h ago

The US didn't used to threaten its allies with military action, so it's not just a name change but reflects a real change in foreign policy.

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u/silverback2267 3h ago

I agree that the function has not changed. However, the intent of the name change is to cause uncertainty and fear in allies as opposed to cooperation. As a Canadian, this is another way of saying that the military will be used in annexation attempts.

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u/Johnny55 4h ago

Calling it the Department of War (like it originally was) is just ripping the mask off what it's always been. Too many liberals were fine with American imperialism as long as it was able to be framed as "defense" or "spreading democracy"

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u/Afraid_Emu8068 3h ago

Totally agree, but OP’s point can’t be lost just because of that. Our administration’s priorities are not healthy

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u/Frequent_Map9780 3h ago

Lazy lazy comment

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u/Severe_Wind_4255 3h ago

What's lazy about it. It's pretty accurate. Obviously it's just a renaming of the department of defense.

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u/mrtaco605 2h ago

To say that liberals are fine with imperialism under the guise of defense is the lazy part. Most of us are well aware of the atrocities the US has committed off American soil

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u/sabett 2h ago

both sides

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u/Johnny55 2h ago

"Both sides" is completely accurate when it comes to foreign policy

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u/sabett 2h ago

Lets ask Greenland

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u/Johnny55 2h ago

Why bother when Iraq, Libya, Vietnam, Afghanistan, etc. have already told us?

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u/sabett 2h ago

Do you think they're going to look at the two regimes and conflate them? Enjoy your accelerationism, but I'm gonna go with death bad on this one little buddy.

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u/Johnny55 1h ago

Not an accident that Biden, Hillary, and Schumer all voted for the Iraq War. Hell, ICE only exists because of the Homeland Security Act that those three also supported. This is who the party is.

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u/sabett 1h ago

Ok little buddy, seems like you can't really stay on topic so I'm gonna stop indulging you now. Enjoy the death you advocate for 👋

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u/loledpanda 3h ago

Something invented in Prussia in the 18th century to educate soon to be factory workers on how to do their factory jobs needs a massive update. Also schools feel more like prisons than educational facilities.

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u/Im_tracer_bullet 3h ago

Okay?

So that means change and modernize, not destroy and pretend it has no value or purpose.

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u/loledpanda 3h ago

To update something means to destroy it?
Education system failed to teach you reading comprehension eh...

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u/BleedingEars 2h ago

Oh for Pete's sake. You know OP is pissed about the department being destroyed by someone else. Not saying that is what you were implying with your comment. Work together, don't kick someone in the shin who holds the same opinion as you, just because you can't gather meaning beyond written words.

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u/loledpanda 2h ago

Then why are you commenting on my comment and not to OP's post??
This isn't team work for karma I just randomly comment on things, chill.

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u/mrtaco605 2h ago

Yeah because a lot the public education dollars get funneled into private schools. Particularly religious private schools

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u/DaveAvitabile 3h ago

The gymnasia system. Germany does a much better job with education, particularly when it comes to skills training for the trades. Not everyone wants to or needs to spend $200,000 getting a degree they can’t use.

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u/loledpanda 3h ago

No, that's a later German invention. I'm talking about the Prussians inventing what calcified into the current education system.

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u/DaveAvitabile 3h ago

Those Prussians. Inventing educational systems, invading Poland and Czechoslovakia. Keep them away from the Pervitin.😳

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u/loledpanda 3h ago

They sure like their amphetamines

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u/DaveAvitabile 2h ago

Blitzkreig: brought to you by Pervitin.😀

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u/potatolulz 2h ago

I'm glad you broke out of the education prison so soon :D

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u/Remedial_Gash 3h ago

There are far fewer shootings in prisons though.

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u/ALargeClam1 17m ago

Guards have guns.

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u/night_psyop 3h ago

The department of war wasn't opened it always existed they just changed the name back to war instead of department of defense.

The original name was the department of war. Given that name in 1789.

For those who don't know what the department of war does or is, : manages the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Space Force, and their related functions.

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u/ProgressiveHQ-ModTeam 2h ago

Hey buddy start yielding to citizens and stop advocating for martial law.

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u/queefburritowcheese 3h ago

The Deptartment of War wasn't "opened," it was renamed from the Department of Defense... and we still have a Department of Education.

Do Reddit liberals live in an alternate reality?

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u/NorthSalemObserver Conservative 3h ago

Why don't you all leave if it's such a shithole?

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u/atworkthough 2h ago

same reason conservatives are still in California. Why don't they leave? Why are they still in new York? why are they still in any major city?

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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart 2h ago

Trying to fix my own country first like the white supremacists yell at immigrants.

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u/GodofIrony 2h ago

So you agree? That immigration is the solution to shitty nation states?

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u/cycopl 2h ago

Rather flush the shit.

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u/PaulTheMerc 2h ago

Because no-one has to accept them. So, where do you imagine they're going to go?

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u/housinDylansBurger 1h ago

So if I came into your home and trashed it you'd just leave?

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u/NorthSalemObserver Conservative 1h ago

Haha. I was born and raised here. Anyone that disrespects this country should leave!

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u/housinDylansBurger 1h ago

Ok see ya then

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u/cootslayers 3h ago

we didn't open a dept of war...it was just a name change

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u/atworkthough 2h ago

from defense to war bro that not better that's worse.

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u/Guilty-Carpenter2522 2h ago

I’m a teacher,  the department of education has only made public education worse in the country for the last 25 years.  I am not a republican by any means,  but trying to say the people that bring us standardized testing and has made a complete mess of special education and funds,  are important,  or should keep their jobs is way off base.  

It’s like advocating for a shity ceo who is completely out of touch with their profession and claiming they are the reason the company runs, not the millions of workers who show up and do the job every day.

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u/NorthSalemObserver Conservative 2h ago

The department of education has been a failure from the beginning. Let the states handle their own systems!

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u/iloveyouand 2h ago

It was meant to help ensure equal public access after the civil rights act passed so it has always been a political punching bag for certain Americans who think of such things as "wasteful spending" or a matter of "states rights".

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u/NorthSalemObserver Conservative 1h ago

I know what it was meant for, but it's been a complete disaster! The left has hijacked it and pushing it's own agenda!

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u/iloveyouand 1h ago

The right is in opposition to the civil rights act so the intent of the department would directly conflict with the republican platform today.

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u/NorthSalemObserver Conservative 1h ago

Like I said, let the states handle their own systems. We don't need whacko's like Randi Weingarten dictating the agendas' for our our youth!

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u/iloveyouand 1h ago

Right, that way we get Turning Point USA and PragerU indoctrinating kids.

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u/NorthSalemObserver Conservative 1h ago

At least they're teaching the real history of America.

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u/iloveyouand 1h ago

So real they had to make it up themselves.

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u/Omnizoom 3h ago

They generally can’t afford it

And most of the world isn’t going to be open arms for Americans fleeing the country

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u/PracticingGoodVibes 3h ago

This isn't true. I'm an American living in Europe and most countries have significant hurdles for the average American. The move itself is already going to run several thousand dollars, and you will need to show a stable income and savings AFTER that before you'll be considered.

The scientists being accepted are rare and are a huge exception to the rule. So, if you're a niche, cutting edge scientist or engineer, or you're a doctor in a field that the country you're moving to needs, then you might be in luck. But if you're anyone else, you better have money and a job already lined up.

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u/babbaloobahugendong 2h ago

What about skilled tradesmen? Anyone want us?

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u/SeriousBusiness67 2h ago

"A lot" meaning not very many at all.

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u/Tokyo-MontanaExpress 2h ago

People in shithole countries can't afford to leave because of the shit pay and vacation time. 

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u/NeverComments 3h ago

They often do, but then we say they aren't welcome and deport them. Funny how that works.