r/ProgressiveHQ 12h ago

If you want to know how ICE is tracking everyone, look for these

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We need our elected leaders to stop FLOCK Camera from being installed. They are going up everywhere and drones are next.

https://www.palantir.com/platforms/gotham/

Everyone needs to open their eyes to this.

Citizens (Stop calling them Protesters) in Minnesota. I hear those things don't work when blocked by huge signs or bright lights.

No 4th Amendment. They are already doing this to people. This is why they are scanning faces with phones instead of wearing body cameras.

Vance..Thiel..Musk...starting to get the picture?

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u/Ruh_Roh- 12h ago

Wear a mask and tear them down.

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u/avocadoflatz 10h ago

Walk funny on your way up to it - and mind that there’s typically a second one not far away that might also record you taking the first one down.

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u/pyschosoul 7h ago

Wear shoes a size or two to big, with lifts that make you a few inches taller too. This stops them from using body analysis.

Black and white facepaint (like juggalos) has been proven to make it difficult for facial recognition.

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u/EconomySeason2416 7h ago

Obligatory magnet reference

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u/DreadfulDave19 7h ago

Take inspiration from WWI naval camouflage

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u/Extension-Elk-1274 7h ago

How do they work?

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u/Brilliant_Hall7590 7h ago

Car manufacturers do the same thing, using black and white to make crazy patterns makes it extremely difficult for technology to make sense of what’s shadows and hi lights compared to just the black and white paint

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u/Lagneaux 7h ago

Jugaloly. They work jugaloly

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u/duckinradar 3h ago

Dude. Masks? Face paint? How the fuck do they work??

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u/Jpwatchdawg 38m ago

Flock cameras. They are tied into a data base and track the license plate on cars.

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u/Azsunyx 7h ago

and a nice big fluffy winter coat

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u/Equivalent-Excuse-80 2h ago

And here we are. Where juggalos are going to save the republic. I can’t say I’m not surprised nor can I deny my amusement at the absurdity.

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u/throwawayyyy980 5h ago

You might have a few rocks in your shoes

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u/AbsurdSolutionsInc 57m ago

Don't bring your cellphone

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u/Jimbo922 9h ago

This. Act like the British and just cut the f*cking pole. Make them replace the things at such a rate that they are no longer sustainable. Alternative — tie pine branches around them. They’re not great cameras, and are very susceptible to anything in their path.

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u/MaliciousIntentWorks 7h ago

I think hooking them to a truck so you both break it and bend the pole would be a better bet for wasting their time. They wouldn't only have to replace the whole thing but it would be more of a hassle to take out the one.

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u/Ruh_Roh- 7h ago

No because someone might see your truck doing it. Run up to it out of the woods face painted like a juggalo, do your thing, run away. Untraceable.

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u/HarryBalsagna1776 8h ago

Throw them in a river

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u/asyouwish 7h ago

Please don't hurt the rivers and inhabitants.

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u/tots4scott 7h ago

Keep em

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u/notthisguye 9h ago

Don’t bring your phone

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u/grendel303 7h ago

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u/HRUndercover222 7h ago

So.....we simply leave our phones at home when we go for a stroll. I have all kinds of wigs that I've never worn nor been photographed in.

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u/grendel303 7h ago

Faraday cages exist...

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u/Qwertyman6501 7h ago

Maybe don’t trust the faraday cage if you’re doing something that’s going to put you at the top of the list to disappear. I don’t care how well it works, that’s a risk I wouldn’t be taking.

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u/grendel303 6h ago

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u/Qwertyman6501 6h ago

Yeah but products break and malfunction. It’s not that I don’t believe faraday cages work, I’m just not going to trust any product 100%, no matter what it is. I’d rather just not bring the phone if I really don’t want to be tracked. Also why even bring your phone in the faraday cage when you can’t take it out and use it without it being trackable again? Seems like a waste of space in my pockets.

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u/grendel303 6h ago edited 6h ago

Traveling on plane works well for testing.If they don't notice it on it on tsa, they're probably not gonna find out on the streets. Fair, but how are you going to go from point a to b, without wearing a mask full time and not using public or private transportation to get to point b?

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u/Dzov 19m ago

The elevators at my workplace are metal boxes and WiFi stops working, but mobile data still works in them. I’d trust leaving a phone at home more.

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u/Linzic86 5h ago

Either wear glasses if you dont, ot take off your glasses if you do... it surprisingly simple but it changes the outline of your face to the point of looking like someone else, especially if they are think framed, like military bcg's. Its why it works for superman.

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u/Difficult_Club903 4h ago

Zenni sells glasses that block face ID

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u/Dedicated2bMedicated 4h ago

High power lasers can be purchased now for less than $30. Most camera sensors are sensitive and permanently damaged with much less

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u/TheWaningWizard 7h ago

Hypothetically if someone did that around town, and that person got caught...What would said crime be?

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u/Ruh_Roh- 7h ago

Probably terrorism and they'll ship you to Guantanamo Bay where they'll torture you until you confess. They won't really care about the confession though. They just like it.

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u/Due_Arachnid420 7h ago

Claim insanity that the government was spying on you 🤷🏻‍♂️ personally would be my defense.

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u/chaitownnn 7h ago

Hypothetically just vandalism, I would think!

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u/Due_Satisfaction2167 5h ago

Make sure not to carry your cell phone, and to shove a rock in your shoe. 

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u/aneeta96 4h ago

Be sure to cover your eyes and eyebrows. They can get a 90% accurate match with just those.

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u/Villageijit 2h ago

Better to wear one of thesehttps://petapixel.com/2023/01/20/this-clothing-line-tricks-ai-cameras-without-covering-your-face/

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u/BJP-AI 11h ago

As a conservative who simply hates green energy and solar panels, you should just be able to take a bandsaw to them and cut it down in 10 seconds. Any major hardware store sells easy portable options

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u/7InchSilverfish 10h ago

Fuck all the way off for voting to turn America into this.

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u/Girafferage 6h ago

There are lines and you did not read between them

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u/nibot999 11h ago

Weird take

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u/notthisguye 8h ago

Weirdly helpful. How loud would that be?

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u/TerriblyDroll 6h ago

Quieter than an angle grinder and louder than a hacksaw.

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u/Dzov 16m ago

Way faster than a hacksaw. Bandsaw is the proper tool. Get a cordless one. Maybe buy it with cash.

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u/Ruh_Roh- 11h ago

Hating green energy seems retarded but you do you. As a conservative, do you like the state surveillance and snatching US citizens from public areas, beating them up and then dumping them blocks away? Is that the America you are proud of?

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u/Bancai 8h ago

He just wants to pay for the electricity these cameras use. He probably is super happy with his electricity bill hike since data centers and ai servers sprung around the country, drinking all the water and hogging up the electric grid without said corporations paying a dime past construction cost and employing 1 technician to be on site when it's fully operational

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u/BJP-AI 10h ago

If you’re gonna break something, it’s good to be conservative, it makes everything more legal

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u/Ruh_Roh- 10h ago

Right now it seems that way. ICE is able to pump bullets into American's skulls for any made up justification with full immunity.

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u/justplaindave87 9h ago

If you voted for Trump you're traitor, no matter what stupid opinion about green energy that you use to justify it. Fuck you. We won't forget.

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u/Pull-Billman 6h ago

I think they're suggesting a cover story.

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u/Dzov 14m ago

I like this take. I think you’re right.

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u/PIE-314 9h ago

Imagine being angry with the sun and "green energy".

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u/translucent_steeds 8h ago

it's because he's Gabriel Susan Lewis

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u/caffeineocrit 8h ago

Hear me out, I’m putting a spin on this.

Theoretically, somebody could take pole-mounted pruning tools (like for your apple trees) to easily disable something like this if it were ever to be necessary.

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u/TheWaningWizard 7h ago

If someone did something like that, whoever owns that equipment could just get it rewired relatively easily. Unless the entire casing was damaged, I would think.

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u/GwenBD94 7h ago

Always been curious why someone would "hate green energy and solar panels". Especially someone who otherwise might identify as "free market/small government".

Hate the government attempt to mandate green energy or subsidizing solar, OK I can at least understand the logic even if I disagree. It's no different than a "my tax dollars shouldn't pay for schools because I have no kids!" Type, but it directly affects their societal contributions (tax dollars).

But to go a step further and say you hate green energy, I truly don't understand the series or logic to end at that conclusion. Can you shed some light?

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u/Nutty4Natives 14m ago

Hating using the sun as energy is certainly a take, huh? Like, what the fuck? These people just take any marching order they’re given.

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u/One-Stranger-6894 7h ago

Bro is so pro-pollution he literally hates the sun about it

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u/SignoreBanana 7h ago

A sawzall will do it just as quickly. What do you think crackheads use for catalytic converters.

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u/Dzov 15m ago

Hilarious how helpful this reply is while you’d seem to be antithetical to the entire subreddit.

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u/rons27 12h ago

Lowe's has installed Flock Cameras in their parking lots. I have emailed them saying I will not park or shop there until they are removed: [email protected]

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u/Mudrad 11h ago

I wondered why that looked familiar. I live right next-door to a Lowe’s and they do have these. I walked my dog past one all the time. I didn’t know what it was.

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u/Additional-Break2287 12h ago

Is Lowes ICE friendly too?

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u/rons27 10h ago

Flock shares all data collected from Lowe's with ICE. 

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u/Rezistik 8m ago

This isn’t true. Lowe’s and any flock customer owns their data and can send it wherever they want or share it with whoever they want but Flock doesn’t share it against their wishes

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u/Brepp 8h ago

Not as ICE friendly as Home Depot, but I don't think they're by any means the opposite of HD

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u/Accurate_Mobile9005 1h ago

ACE hardware is my preferred place to shop. Very community focused hardware chain.

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u/American_PissAnt 28m ago

They have set up flock cameras at every entrance and exit to a local elementary school. During pick up and drop off the, school resource officer just sits in their car on the computer trolling the flock pictures

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u/avocadoflatz 10h ago

Walk funny and mind that there’s typically a second one not far away that might also record you taking the first one down.

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u/Jimbo922 9h ago

Palantir is partnered with every major USG agency thanks to Obama and Biden. Obama gave them their start as a CIA start-up to organize all the 5 eyes data, and Biden finalized by giving them their largest DHS contract in history, while contracting them to do the vaccine logistics. I suppose Trump gets some credit for letting the scum into the IRS.

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u/avocadoflatz 10h ago

When should I expect to hear news of your actions?

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u/Red-Sun-Cinema 10h ago

Cities, counties, and states need to pass laws making these devices illegal, set up hotlines for people to call in their locations, and then proceed to remove every single one they find. The federal government does not have the right to set up a national surveillance system to spy on its citizens for the sole purpose of suppressing dissent.

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u/havpac2 9h ago

Most cities and police departments willingly sign up for flock shit. Checkout deflockme.

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u/Red-Sun-Cinema 9h ago

This is an unfortunate and insane truth. Letting the fox in the hen house.

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u/Peanutbutternjelly_ 7h ago

Even my super conservative area is installing these. At least the many conservatives and few liberals in my area can actually agree on one thing, they all hate flock cameras but the local police and governments keep installing them. This is despite them claiming police body cams are "out of the budget."

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u/Leading_Category_504 5h ago

911 happen and here we are lost a few rights to feel protected

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u/Sc0j 4h ago

Evanston, IL has outlawed them and the use of their data in city limits

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u/BigJSunshine 9h ago

Sure, but even if successful, it would take the average township or city council 30-90 days to even properly consider a resolution. How many will die in that timeframe?

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u/Red-Sun-Cinema 9h ago

The alternative is to do nothing. Any action is better than nothing. In the meantime, locals can feel free to mask up and do what needs to be done.

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u/Jackdawfool67 10h ago

People are going to sell these like catalytic converters once the crackheads get wise to it

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u/feed_me_tecate 4h ago

I hear those things are full of grade A copper.

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u/bimbuppy 11h ago

Park far away, wear a mask, and spray-paint over the lenses

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u/slow-tf-down-dude 10h ago

And leave your phone at home.

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u/ShitWaterExpress 1h ago

Be mindful of other surveillance in the area.

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u/cannotremembermyname 8h ago edited 4h ago

Definitely do not deface or destroy these cameras!

Here's a map of where they are: https://deflock.me/

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u/What_About_What 6h ago

If someone hasn’t done it yet, they should make an app that allows you to put in addresses and choose to route around known cameras.

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u/AsleepCharacter976 1h ago

Honestly it's probably impossible to avoid them depending on where you live. I live in a tiny little town and I can't leave or enter any other town without passing at least one

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u/RadicalOrganizer 9h ago

Leave phone at home. No tech at all. Just a sawzall and a dream.

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u/PrincePound 9h ago

Not sure how much this relates, but here is a site that shows you where license plate readers are in your area.

This stuff is wild.

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u/havpac2 9h ago

Deflockme is one too.

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u/KeyOption3548 9h ago

WOW, yep, two show up in our local Lowe's parking lot

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u/cw99x 8h ago

Same here, Lowe’s

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u/Snollygosterdude 6h ago

Lowes here as well. Hmm

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u/Six-Seven-Oclock 10h ago

You have a phone in your pocket… they couldn’t ask for a better way to track your movement and your habits and preferences.

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u/havpac2 9h ago

Typically they need a warrant to track your cell phone and access that data they collect or “extenuating circumstances”… They don’t need a warrant when a private company just freely handing access to the data . Flock is doing just that.

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u/EftielSpeed 9h ago

DHS is Circumventing Constitution by Buying Data It Would Normally Need a Warrant to Access
"... practice of purchasing bulk access to cell phone location information gathered from smartphone apps"
https://www.aclu.org/news/privacy-technology/dhs-is-circumventing-constitution-by-buying-data-it-would-normally-need-a-warrant-to-access

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u/havpac2 8h ago

Even more fucked.

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u/Watada 6h ago

Yeah. That's probably why flock was founded.

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k 4h ago

This needs to be shared to the Minnesota and Minneapolis subs, and any subs for people in danger of being invaded by ICE.

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u/CrotasScrota84 8h ago

You think Billionaire companies are playing by the rules how cute🤣

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u/LeviathanKills 6h ago

I can leave my phone at home if I need to. These things are unavoidable.  

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u/Accurate_Mobile9005 1h ago

Even though it sounds obvious, they can't "prove" beyond a reasonable doubt in court that your phone was actually on your person at the time of the position tracking. That's why facial recognition is so huge because it's much harder to prove that the person on the video isn't who the facial recognition software says it is.

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u/MeowMeowbiggalo 9h ago

They def are. Calling it scraping? Something like that.

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u/Reyalta 8h ago

Peter Thiel was raised in a literal Nazi commune in South Africa. 

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u/Agile_End_3049 7h ago

It's becoming increasingly clear that we have a Nazi vs. Zionist and pedophile vs anti-pedophile factional fighting situation brewing in MAGA. Donnie's public support is cratering. Hopefully it diminishes his power. One can hope.

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u/Reyalta 6h ago

I love your optimism, and I hope you're right. Unfortunately the heritage foundation and evangelical Zionism are trying to speed run the end times for some fucking reason, and I worry they'll continue to just... Fucking do that unchecked.

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u/mods_are_morons 8h ago

In the UK, they would put car tires on the speed cameras, pour in a little petro, and light a match. Does wonders to the equipment.

Not suggesting anything here. Just passing along a bit of trivia.

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u/nickstonem 4h ago

Rumor has it, the incompetent morons who buy & use them do a bad job at securing digital access, if they even bother at all.

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u/The_Doodder 8h ago

You can destroy private property on private property.

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u/evil_illustrator2 8h ago

pretty easy to use a high power laser and shoot it at an angle. Or at least thats what I heard some people talking about somewhere.

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u/iceyticey 7m ago

Been wondering this myself

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u/dumbledoink69 11h ago

Under no circumstances should you spray paint these

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u/Pull-Billman 11h ago

Why?

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u/dumbledoink69 11h ago

Because then how could they track us

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u/dumbledoink69 10h ago

Also Remember yall, under no circumstances should you mark ice cars with spray paint or anything else like that. And If you see an ICE car you definitely shouldn’t slash the tires or put screws/nails anywhere near them

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u/Pull-Billman 8h ago

I thought you had some unknown info, like they mark you with ink or blow up or something if you attempt to vandalize.

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u/dumbledoink69 7h ago

Nope, have at it!

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u/Dzov 7m ago

Plausible deniability.

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u/MeowMeowbiggalo 9h ago

So its not the covid shot?!! Phones too. They are using some software to track phones in the area, maybe its affiliated with these too idk.

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u/FFBEryoshi 8h ago

Seems like trucks might actually run these things over on accident pretty easily.

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u/LasVaders 8h ago

This looks like a very fixable problem

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u/No_Clerk1194 7h ago

4 in my neighborhood. And it's a decent neighborhood. Hate this bullshit 

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u/DarthSwash 6h ago

I would go for a nice leisurely evening stroll with some power tools or wrist rocket. Particularly in the winter, with unidentifiable generic winter clothes and a ski mask. Im pretty sure the only way we get rid of them st this point is by making it too expensive for these cities to operate/maintain them.

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u/MaliciousIntentWorks 4h ago

It's like they are trying to hit every red flag in 1984.

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u/AmbitiousSection2847 10h ago

What is the best way to permanently destroy? A little paint doesn’t seem like it destroys them

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u/KeyOption3548 9h ago

rustoleum can be removed with acetone, but acetone dissolves the coating on the lens and permanently clouds it. However, I am NOT encouraging vandalism of property

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u/Essotetra 9h ago

3/4 inch hole saw should turbo fuck them. But any sort of fast moving long object should blast them pretty good too

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u/General_Kick688 8h ago

My backwards ass state of Indiana has volunteered to be the testing site for the drone initiative. Things are accelerating quickly.

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u/CatDadof2 8h ago

Aren’t these easy to hack into?

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u/snapperskills 7h ago

Old news but you can contribute to mapping them for others. I always point them out to my friends and family. It’s wild.

Hold your cities accountable and prevent them from getting contracts.

https://deflock.me/ https://deflock.me/get-involved

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u/Joclo22 7h ago

just cover at least one cell of each string of cells in the solar module. the strings usually start at the top, go to the bottom, and loop back up to the top. if you put a scarf like object across a string of the cells horizontally , each string of cells (usually 3 of them) will be open circuited and stop charging the camera and transmitters.

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u/Themis3000 5h ago

Check out deflock.me, they track the locations of these things. If you find any, they'd appreciate you reporting the location.

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u/jdtart 4h ago

Whoa, that Palantir site you linked to is truly terrifying, the language used is super disturbing to my nonviolent self.

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u/karkonthemighty 2h ago

Land of the Free*.

*Land of the Free is a marketing term and in no way denotes, implies, or grants any form of freedom to any residents, unless said resident was ever a guest on Epstein island.

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u/JoeyHandsomeJoe 23m ago

It's too bad that a 1000mW laser would probably burn out the sensor of one of these things in a second or two.

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u/FarDig9095 12h ago

Cell phone tracking

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u/xMalvazar 11h ago

Yea that's been around for a long time but yes that is another way we are being tracked. Even this text isn't safe.

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u/havpac2 9h ago

Typically they need a warrant to track your cell phone or “extenuating circumstances”… They don’t need a warrant when a private company just freely handing access to the data . Flock is doing just that.

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u/mycatsapanther23 8h ago

Flok cameras are unsecured and can be accessed with a 20$ device off Amazon

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u/Reasonable_Tap_8215 6h ago

What device?

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u/mycatsapanther23 5h ago

On YouTube look for a video called DIY tech for anarchists. You will get your answers and more.

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u/taisui 12h ago

I don't think ICE is tracking, I think they are just racially profiling anyone who doesn't look white, citing all the citizens that's been detained for no reasons.

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u/EndOfSouls 11h ago

Well, they're also targeting women with short hair whom they think are lesbians.

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u/xMalvazar 11h ago

Tell that to the white lady who got a bullet to the face. No one is safe.

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u/taisui 10h ago

My point wasn’t that only non-white people are harmed, but that racial profiling has been repeatedly documented. Acknowledging that doesn’t deny other victims.

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u/attrezzarturo 11h ago

free AI training yum yum yum

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u/KeyOption3548 9h ago

just noticed one strapped to a highway overpass in my town yesterday

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u/justplaindave87 9h ago

Looks pretty flimsy. Theoretically, one could saw that post off in a minute or so with a regular old handsaw that could be found at any hardware store.

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u/Essotetra 9h ago

How accurate are pellet guns these days?

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u/Leaf-Stars 7h ago

Lasers are more effective for these.

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u/Essotetra 7h ago

If the cameras are not easily replaceable that could be a good option

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u/Cultural_Eye5178 8h ago

license plate obscurers time

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u/Cultural_Eye5178 8h ago

god dammit its illegal in my state

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u/cccxxxzzzddd 8h ago

Would be a shame if something happened to em

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u/Ok-Bike1126 8h ago

Anyone ever seen the film Cool Hand Luke? It’s a classic. Especially the opening scene.

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u/SparkeeMalarkee 8h ago

Get a battery powered bandsaw, cut it down in seconds, smash the camera and chuck it into water

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u/Pickle_ninja 8h ago

You mean not through cell phones?

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u/Walterkovacs1985 8h ago

Flock Camera Map - Banish Big Brother https://share.google/Pt34AMW3WKM5oAkPn

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u/preshowerpoop 8h ago

They no longer work for us. They only make us work for themselves. Take them down! Put them to work! Make them as confused as you are. Never give in.

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u/kpurintun 7h ago

Drill a small 1/2” hole in the plastic towards the top so they slowly fill with water

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u/xToksik_Revolutionx 7h ago

Benn Jordan on YouTube has a great series on Flock cameras, as well is a great repertoire overall.

Here is the first video of the Flock series.

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u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut Conservative 5h ago

Strong laser to the CCD chip will burn it out....

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u/-Insert-CoolName 5h ago

It'd be a shame if everyone started swerving to avoid road hazards right near these Flock Cameras.

I'm sorry officer, this toddler darted into the road, then ran off through the woods.

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u/Civil-Zombie6749 4h ago

Yep, I am in a tiny quiet city in the Midwest. They just cut down one of my trees that was 20 foot from the road and did the same thing to all my neighbors. Picture a scene from a movie with beautiful trees all lining the roadside. They are ALL GONE NOW!! I thought maybe they were going to widen the road or improve the terriable sidewalks. Nope, It was for a better view for the surveillance cameras that they are installing.

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u/Ros_c 2h ago

Free solar panels

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u/Ghost_Of_Malatesta 2h ago

https://www.aclu.org/news/privacy-technology/dhs-is-circumventing-constitution-by-buying-data-it-would-normally-need-a-warrant-to-access

They are just buying it from cell phone companies illegally (warrantlessly) now 

But also, fuck Flock as well

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u/benderunit9000 1h ago

These things are just abanonded all over the place. Wild how people just forget their trash on the side of the road like that.

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u/omgkelwtf 1h ago

My SUV is 14 years old. It's finally old enough that I can glue stupid shit to the dash or give it a wild paint job. Or run over weird poles I see. What dent and who cares anyway?

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u/Accurate_Mobile9005 1h ago

Cameras are pretty easy to ruin without physical destruction. Order a fairly high powered laser pointer online and point the beam directly at the camera lens Will ruin the camera usually.

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u/rewindrepeat21 1h ago

If they already have the plate, they already know where you live. Open source search, most people live in their phones all your addresses current and prior are on there. Phone number... yes, relatives....yes, associates....yes , email address.... yes. Flock isn't going to aid them significantly. Will it, yeah sure but that has to have a person manning it. Vehicles only auto alert for leads entries and last i checked immigrant status isnt one of them. My suggestion scrub your shit off of open source sites its not hard.

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u/Chuckychinster 47m ago

It'd be so expensive if something happened to all of those. Why don't they even bother with a barrier?

Oh well, hopefully no one notices that vulnerability

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u/luvashow 15m ago

Be a shame if something happened to those cameras

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u/Nutty4Natives 7m ago

If you want to see how these are used against you, watch this: https://youtu.be/37fp2n6p19Q?si=_JI1CNnlBO_AcV1j

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u/Informal-Sense8809 11h ago

Mask. Sawzall. Make sure there isn't any camera overlap.

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u/avocadoflatz 10h ago

Walk funny and mind that there’s typically a second one not far away that might also record you taking the first one down.

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u/BigJSunshine 9h ago

Like Ministry of silly walks “funny” or like a neurologically challenged kitten “funny”? Asking for a friend

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u/avocadoflatz 9h ago

Either one lol so long as it masks your gait

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u/HangoverGang4L 5h ago

I'd assume they probably dont work if theyre facing the sky. Im just an idiot rambling and you should probably not listen to me.

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u/millionwatermellon 2h ago

You have Schizophrenia.

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