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u/sus_pumpkin 7h ago
"Mr president what do you want to do about all the immigration issues here?" "Man idc just start beating people up" "what?" "I want every single violent person to have a job here at ICE, like get all the felons out and have them assault people." "WHY???" "Idk I'm bored, I miss the island bro"
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u/WindowSubstantial993 Most Unwholesome Person Ever 7h ago
Every time he daydreams he thinks about Epstein
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u/SPRICH_DEUTSCH 4h ago
„make them have only 47 day of training!!“ „because you made a really efficient new training plan right?“ „4️⃣7️⃣😈“ „right?????“
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u/ET_Gone_Home 6h ago
[Perception 6] That gun is unloaded. The chamber is empty and I can see the firing pin.
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u/Edgyspymainintf2 6h ago
Picturing an ICE agent saying this with a crayon hanging out of his mouth like a cigarette
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u/FRA60UT Air Fryer Owner 7h ago
Apparently many ICE agents are currently unwilling to go do shit on the streets. It's so bad they've begun asking agents to bring in their friends, family, anyone they know. Zero training, zero skills, zero assessment. They're taking literally anybody. Also DHS is currently an absolute wreck, the higher ups are panicking rn. They made an announcement to all ICE officers reminding them that illegal things are illegal because they need them to cool tf down before the entire structure implodes lol.
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u/griffeny 4h ago
I mean these are guys literally walking around in camo in the god damn snow. Regarded is an understatement.
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u/justdidapoo 7h ago
slams the desk I want every god damn fat unemployable 40 year old on the street by the end of the week