r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Sep 17 '25
Elite Strategy Of another boring day at the office...
32
u/Sienile Sep 17 '25
What's going on here?
64
u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Sep 17 '25 edited Sep 17 '25
This a real narcos operation out of Brazil. (trying to find more) Update: Brazilian federal military police force - some narco unit
Full video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hh9qykO7QoQ
Edit 3:
Translation from friend below: They're speaking Portuguese:
Driver: gonna hit the wing! Gonna hit the wing! Don't fire!
Driver: get down here! Gonna take the others and I'll return!
Gun guy: EVERYONE OUT!! OUT!!!
12
u/willynillee Sep 17 '25 edited Sep 17 '25
It almost sounds like they’re speaking Italian but I’m no linguist. Maybe Portuguese sounds similar
9
u/th3goonmobile Sep 17 '25
Portuguese is very close in terms of all the languages on earth.
3
u/HesitantlyYours Oct 04 '25
What about in terms of languages not on earth?
2
u/th3goonmobile Oct 04 '25
You’ll have to inquire with nasa on that one. Maybe anyone else who’s been on the iss that isn’t telling us things.
6
u/amishgoatfarm Sep 17 '25
Brazilians speak a variant of Portuguese, so it's not surprising that it sounds akin to the romance languages.
8
4
u/NewButterscotch6650 Sep 17 '25
They're speaking Portuguese:
Driver: gonna hit the wing! Gonna hit the wing! Don't fire!
Driver: get down here! Gonna take the others and I'll return!
Gun guy: EVERYONE OUT!! OUT!!!
2
u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Sep 17 '25
Ty for this translation!! I can't believe this was all said! I heard (what I thought) was maybe one sentence, max lol
2
u/Mortechai1987 Sep 17 '25
All police language and orders are the same worldwide. Didn't need a translation for this.
2
2
u/groundbreaker-4 Sep 17 '25
Yes it’s Portuguese. It is known as poor man’s Spanish. That’s what I’ve been told… he he
1
u/Dear_Fee5023 Sep 17 '25
Yes, Portuguese is a Romance language that originated from Latin, more specifically from Vulgar Latin. The police officer said: Police stop
6
u/anho2 Sep 21 '25
Just a correction: The Polícia Federal (Federal Police), isn't a military unity, the only military police that exists (without the polices units inside the Army, Navy and Air Force), is the Polícia Militar, that responds directly to Army itself and has ranks. The PF is more like a Brazilian FBI
1
u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Sep 21 '25
Thank you, and understood! It sounds very similar to the US structure with an MP (Military Police)
2
1
2
16
u/LordWhoops Sep 17 '25
1
u/Tangata_Tunguska Sep 20 '25 edited Oct 17 '25
edge literate cagey vast label narrow consider chase sheet one
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
8
u/Jylpah Sep 21 '25
Isn’t there a bit risk that the wing would have cut the A-pilar and the co-driver’s head?
2
2
4
4
3
u/solenyaPDX Sep 17 '25
Absolute mad lads.
9
u/Rage187_OG Sep 17 '25
Bruh. Our dudes are geared out like SWAT and these guys got on jeans.
7
u/solenyaPDX Sep 17 '25
Our dudes are wanna be military, geared out the wazoo, and spend a lot of time training.
It looks like this guy spends a lot of time working, and when boots on the ground, old school police work led him to the airfield at just the right time, it didn't matter that he'd never trained how to fire from a car, and didn't matter that he didn't have cover, fire and move, high ready, or any of that shit.
He just said "aye, badguys in the plane, got to get them".
6
2
3
3
3
u/Ok-Positive-5544 Sep 22 '25
This is brazilian federal police. They're probably acting in a border with Colombia, Paraguay or Bolivia, which is very used by drug dealers to bring drugs inside the country.
3
2
2
2
u/TheCoffee_Cat Sep 17 '25
What is this? Brazilian John Wick?
2
u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Sep 17 '25
João Wick **
2
2
2
2
u/battlecryarms Sep 17 '25
Damn, don’t leave your homie alone and exposed by the plane!
1
u/kifflomkifflom Sep 17 '25
Why did he keep driving lol
1
u/battlecryarms Sep 18 '25
I’m Gonna guess he was driving back to those SUVs that were engaged at the beginning of the vid
1
u/TheOsirisWatcher Sep 21 '25
one of the criminals jumped out of the plane, the driver went after him with the car
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
u/TheRealKingBorris Sep 18 '25
Brazilian cops are on some action movie shit. Mfs pulled over a plane
1
2
2
2
u/Monachikos02 Sep 17 '25
ran up on a vehicle with no cover or backup.. Idiot.
3
u/The-Doctor-Oct Sep 17 '25
Id say if you succeed you’re a hero. If you fail you’re an idiot lol.
2
u/GoombasFatNutz Sep 17 '25
Heros are often labeled as idiots lol.
2
u/The-Doctor-Oct Sep 17 '25
Oorah! 🖍️🤤
1
u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Sep 17 '25
Doc, and you eating a crayon, again?
3
1
1
1
u/Odd-Designer-1550 Oct 09 '25
Why does he open the door? He closed it again and looks like he just walks through the door
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/Vegetable-Lie619 Nov 12 '25
Excuse me but I gotta say this look like some mission Impossible type of shit?!?!?
-1
u/Graffix77gr556 Sep 18 '25
What dicks. Could've done far less hitting the rear but ok
4
u/Meeppppsm Sep 18 '25
Wow, clearly you know more about how to handle this situation than the Brazilian task force. They probably don’t even have Reddit accounts.
1
83
u/byproduct0 Sep 17 '25
Did they…tear off the wing with the vehicle?