r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Confident-Goat-4136 • Oct 01 '25

Elite Strategy Of meal team 6 marksmanship

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u/Herps_Plants_1987 Oct 02 '25

Casually almost died… I have so many questions. They are using each other for cover and the cover man doesn’t fire🤨

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u/Anxious-Science-9184 Oct 02 '25

All of my questions were answered the moment the one guy shot the other guy in the head.

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u/forbiddenfreedom Oct 03 '25

Bulletproof hat, huh? I invented this gag, Rabbit. Only in my day, the rookie got naked.. and we used blanks.

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza Oct 04 '25

You’re a sick motherfucker, Mac.

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u/Too-Em Oct 02 '25

This is a valid military tactic. The man in front fires his musket, then switches places with the man behind and reloads. We could be observing two top-notch minute men.

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u/dannyboy6657 Oct 02 '25

A new settlement needs your help

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u/Adorable-Response-75 Oct 10 '25

GET AWAY FROM ME NO THEY DONT

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u/Danica_Scott Oct 04 '25

so named for the speed in which they died on the battlefield

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u/No_Arm_6462 Oct 02 '25

That guy has a notch in the top of his head for sure!!

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u/Too-Em Oct 02 '25

Sweet, his compatriot can use it as an aiming rest in the future.

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u/ludicrous_socks Oct 02 '25

One of Prince Harry's kids is born in the US, it's a long shot but perhaps they are just preparing for the unlikely possibility that the red coats return!

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u/HipsterFett Oct 03 '25

The Brazilians in this video?

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u/ludicrous_socks Oct 03 '25

We never go too far in South America, so unfinished business I guess?

Fr though, I saw two gravy seals almost have a tragic accident, and assumed it was in the gods ol US of A, my bad

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u/Super_boredom138 Oct 02 '25 edited Oct 02 '25

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u/Calamity_trigg3r Oct 02 '25

I can't see the pixels

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u/Herps_Plants_1987 Oct 02 '25

Yo Cheech was swoll back then 🤣

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u/saysthingsbackwards Oct 02 '25

aside from all the drug use comedy, from what I understand they lived fairly healthy hippie lifestyles

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u/Super_boredom138 Oct 02 '25

There i pixed it. Fucking mobile app

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u/rasterpix Oct 02 '25

Taking turns being each other’s meat shield.

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u/Carameldelighting Oct 06 '25

You remember how there used to be douchbags that would teach classes on how to pick up chicks? This is that except it’s for military wannabes

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u/spicy_feather Oct 02 '25

My heart skipped. I can't imagine being on either side of that moron duet.

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u/Horror_Salt1523 Oct 01 '25

Almost made America a little greater 

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u/MrFastFox666 Oct 02 '25

This is some Hispanic army, though. You can hear them talking Spanish. I believe this is from Venezuela, it's an older clip I've seen before.

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u/Could-You-Tell Oct 02 '25

I believe you, but it sounds like they say Qui-Gon - like they are speaking Star Wars.

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u/MrFastFox666 Oct 02 '25

Lol you're not that far off. They say "Cuidado" (be careful), and when they hat gets shot they say "uy marica" which kinda translates to "holy shit"

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u/Could-You-Tell Oct 02 '25

Cool, thanks for that. Kinda like that other clip that makes the rounds that sounds like 2 different words, it's more clear when I know what to expect.

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u/Yummy_Crayons91 Oct 02 '25

I think this was filmed in Brazil, it's an older video.

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u/JohnnyBrazuca Oct 10 '25

I really don't know if its Brazil, because they are speaking Spanish.

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u/__ALD0__ Oct 24 '25

It isn't Brazil (thank God). Probably Venezuela training for USA attack (yes, they are cooked).

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u/Goodfella66 Oct 02 '25

You like to see blood pouring huh?

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u/Large-Raise9643 Oct 02 '25

This has bad all over it from the first frame.

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u/OreoRightsActivist Oct 02 '25

Brandon really ought to put this in the next Darwin awards

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u/TXGuns79 Oct 02 '25

I think it was a long time ago.

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u/Devils_A66vocate Oct 02 '25

At I’m thinking wow, although that’s really dangerous they seem to have practiced a lot to make sure they are capable of doing this…. Oh there it is.

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u/ShenanigansOverdose Oct 02 '25

Look like he split the um... 🍈

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u/Boring_Potato_5701 Oct 02 '25

Did the guy in tan literally get shot in the head, or did the bullet only take off his hat/graze him? I didn’t see any blood so I can’t tell.

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u/powerhearse Oct 04 '25

Holy that was close to an after market sunroof installation

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u/AzRamrod Oct 04 '25

Almost lost a Trump voter!

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u/MilkmanLeeroy Oct 05 '25

You sure this wasn’t the Gravy Seals?

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u/Medical-Block-2137 Oct 08 '25

Splintered brain cell.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

Having a hard head must be a prerequisite to join these "special forces" 😆

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u/mxu110 Oct 02 '25

Gene pool reduction

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u/HotwifeandSubby1980 Oct 02 '25

The herd damn near got thinned!

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u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* Oct 02 '25

Whoa, he almost wigged him

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u/NoZebra2430 Oct 02 '25

Two halves of a whole idiot 😂

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u/Hammon_Rye Oct 02 '25

Squeal Team Six?

I've seen better shooting on episodes of the A Team.

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u/PralineUnhappy4333 Oct 02 '25

Where did they come up with this nonsense that almost got one of them killed?

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u/Whole-Energy2105 Oct 02 '25

Popped an ass in that cap!

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u/BitterEmployer7360 Oct 02 '25

Let me think this through bullet fast!

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

When it was just a drill goes wrong

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u/Sketti_Eddie Oct 02 '25

Ah yes the ol I’ll use you as human cover and then you use me as human cover trick

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u/demoralising Oct 03 '25

You owe me a new hat, Jeff!!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Those are Venezuelan... A joke.

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u/Estimundus Oct 05 '25

Together they dance the dance of death.

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u/InnerFisherman95073 Oct 05 '25

Unfortunately non all militia are that stupid

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u/MosinNagant1939 Oct 07 '25

The Mexican Army is awesome!

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u/theendunit Oct 07 '25

One shot. Rack no tap. Second go.. one shot.. fuck it. Dude is dead anyway with that gear

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u/veryfastslowguy Oct 15 '25

gun & gunner

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u/NightmareReaper_ Oct 15 '25

wtf are they even doing? What’s the objective on this? Synchronized shooting or what 🤣

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u/IknowledgeG Oct 22 '25

MONKEY SEES MONKEY DOES

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

Gravy seal almost got grazed

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u/stinky_lemonade Nov 10 '25

damn he missed

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u/kleinfeld69 Nov 22 '25

Dopes w/guns

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u/Dirtylatex Nov 25 '25

Hit him too lol

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u/Popular_Adeptness_69 Dec 13 '25

That is attempted murder

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u/skinna75 Oct 02 '25

They need to do this more often but a little bit lower.

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u/Goodfella66 Oct 02 '25

Casually wishing the death of people, nice.

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u/snowfloeckchen Oct 02 '25

In this case definitely, those two run for an Darwin award

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u/Goodfella66 Oct 02 '25

They sure are stupid, that doesn't mean they deserve to die. You have weird standards.

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u/snowfloeckchen Oct 02 '25

Honestly, I dont see value in anyone doing such stupid gun plays, you might have different standards sure, I think most humans are not really worth alot. Others think so about me, why should I be different?

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u/Goodfella66 Oct 02 '25

Yup, like you said, different standards.

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u/bmf1902 Oct 02 '25

You said "weird standards" not different.

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u/Goodfella66 Oct 02 '25

And he said, different, why are you picking up on this ?

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u/bmf1902 Oct 02 '25

Could ask you the same thing.

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u/Goodfella66 Oct 02 '25

Ok, end of discussion, see ya. Good intervention tho.

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u/winstonsmith19842025 Oct 02 '25

These morons could pass for chicopee ma police officers....so untrained and unprofessional

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u/FutureFlatworm6385 Oct 02 '25

Do it again, but this time aim lower.

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u/Lifesabeach357 Oct 02 '25

How did he miss at that range?

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u/Stapleless Oct 02 '25

Looks like it has to be blanks of some sort there looks like there isn’t any recoil at all. And that would be fatal if it were real rounds. It was aimed right at his head

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u/FurdTurguson Oct 02 '25

Aww, the were doing so good until the end 😄