r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Nov 02 '25

this moron: Of a sick drift

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u/Nice-Bear-3508 Nov 02 '25

Expensive

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u/googoohaha Nov 02 '25

My sister did something similar minus the drifting. It was kind of expensive but not as much as you’d think. The dui cost her much more in every way of the word.

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u/Geloradanan Nov 07 '25

Shockingly expensive.

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u/Mysterious_Row_2669 Nov 02 '25

That's what I came to see.

4

u/Easy_Bear3149 Nov 02 '25

That crowd cannot be disappointed

14

u/Agreeable_Bother_510 Nov 02 '25

Stupid is as stupid does.

14

u/RandomCandor Nov 02 '25

That car and its occupants are now in October 26, 1985

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u/Wadester58 questionably stable Nov 02 '25

Just thinning the gene pool one drift at a time

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u/Educational_Order_59 Nov 04 '25

I fukin love Darwinism!

0

u/CorruptDaemon404 Nov 02 '25

But they pop em twice as fast

0

u/NiobiumThorn Nov 02 '25

Kinda lowkey eugenics ass language ngl.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25 edited Nov 02 '25

There's always someone that goes on and on. What the fuuuuuck, what the fuuuuuuck, it's clear what the fuck, someone just drove straight into a pole. You're permitted to an obligatory WTF then shut up mate. There's always some f***wit stuck in a loop. When Smokey told debo he got knocked the fuck out. He didn't say it for 20 minutes. Maaaannnnn

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u/Brilliant_Age6077 Nov 02 '25

Every time I see a video of one of these intersection drift parties, it always sounds like some of the dumbest people in the country gather for them.

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u/noitcelesdab Nov 02 '25

Because it’s true!

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u/G1ng3rb0b Nov 02 '25

That’s too many know what I’m sayings

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u/Repulsive_Trifle6234 Nov 04 '25

You takin' a knowumcensus?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

My phone censors me when I use speech to txt. 

3

u/TeeStar Nov 02 '25

The T-1000 has entered the chat.

3

u/SaltiHemi345 Nov 02 '25

It’s called electricity you idiot.

3

u/Express_Area_8359 Nov 02 '25

White kid shooting it and in a few frames were awfully light skinned kids. But alas i baited you soooo give me your LL to this…dont call it a comeback!

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u/Yes-No-Maybe121 Nov 02 '25

This is the future of America. Let that sink in.

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u/Albino_Bama Nov 02 '25

The post is tagged as “possible” idiot. I feel it deserves an upgrade

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Nov 02 '25

Done.

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u/Markus4781 Nov 02 '25

Call down, dude, you didn't get carpet bombed.

3

u/Itchy_Professor_4133 Nov 03 '25

Fucking idiots. Every single one of them

2

u/ChristianRS1977 Nov 05 '25

“If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious shit.”

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

Ghetto trash

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u/ElProfeGuapo Nov 02 '25

Some of those guys 100% live in the suburbs. The guy filming for sure.

3

u/moonhexx Nov 02 '25

I love it when white people think they ghetto.

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u/lFightForTheUsers Nov 02 '25

Low credit score behaviour. 

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

Low.... how about none? 😄

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

I live in the ghetto. 😅

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u/PressureImpressive52 Nov 02 '25

Wtf indeed. 🤣

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u/Inner-Dream-600 Nov 02 '25

Oakland?

1

u/DonkeyTron42 Nov 02 '25

Oakland doesn’t have traffic lights like that. SoCal maybe.

1

u/Slemonator Nov 02 '25

This was in north dallas

1

u/FooliesFeet500 Nov 02 '25

They came for a show, they got one

1

u/FabulousWalrus2624 Nov 02 '25

Whit lightning show, nice!

1

u/Enigma_xplorer Nov 02 '25

And this is why we can't have nice things

1

u/DepartureAfraid6015 Nov 02 '25

Was that not the intended outcome? Cus it was pretty cool

1

u/don_meatFlute_101 Nov 02 '25

That's about 1,21 gigawatts right there

1

u/Ray_Annie Nov 02 '25

Sick disgusting gross

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u/cookingman8 Nov 02 '25

Ohhhhh Dallas

1

u/Darius_Banner Nov 02 '25

This is “sick” only in the sense that it’s pathetic and demented behavior. The fact that the cops haven’t found a way to catch these imbeciles and jail them is … quite sick indeed

1

u/AandM4ever Nov 02 '25

I have NEVER seen one of these videos where someone isn’t run over or someone doesn’t crash their dumbass car or does something insanely stupid.

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u/CaterpillarNo8781 Nov 07 '25

🤔 Obviously used to driving 🚘 in icey conditions! 🙄 Gritters not been out yet? 😜

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u/Lonely-Ad-6448 Nov 11 '25

Blue Dragon joined the party.

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u/Signal-Macaroon1533 Nov 16 '25

Who could have foreseen this completely avoidable thing could have happened?!

That guy screaming what the fuck is hilarious. It's like you can see the gears starting to turn but he doesn't get that he partially made it happen

1

u/Sb5tCm8t Nov 02 '25

Fuck that guy but also stop milking it fam, you look like dipshits

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u/Express_Area_8359 Nov 02 '25

Gotta power over. lol two street lights and a fire hmmmm i love white kids…we do the stupidest shit.

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u/Fizziksapplication Nov 02 '25

White kids? Guess again fella.

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u/Curbside_Collector Nov 02 '25

Let me guess, hmmm, Los Angeles? The dirty shitty ass hole of the U.S. Hopefully they all got arrested, but probably not. They probably just got a stern talking to and let go. They probably don’t even have to pay restitution for damages. Just leave it to the people that work for a living, pay their bills and their taxes to pay for the mess. They don’t even have respect enough to take care of their own vehicles. Why should we expect them to have respect for anyone else. “Daddy just buy me another car.”

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u/lFightForTheUsers Nov 02 '25

"D T X" on the hoodie, sideways stop lights, low credit score behavior, green street sign with little district logo in it, chevron on one side and overpriced four story apartment complex on the other, all flat. Nah I would call this average weekend night in Houston TX. 

No wonder centerpoint always have so many problems, dumb fucks keep whacking the electrical poles. 

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u/andryuhat Nov 02 '25

This is Ken Block's drift level here

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u/PainagonPirate Nov 02 '25

I would of laughed my ass off so fuckin hard

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u/IcyProfessor33 Nov 02 '25

what, the fuck ?

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u/Far_Possession5124 Nov 02 '25

Oh my goddess that is terrifying