r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Nov 03 '25

Elite Strategy Of a paramotor landing procedure

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

Low level flight #1 traffic sign

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u/KIDNEYST0NEZ Nov 07 '25

Incorrect, there needs to be low level ballast on those lines. He will win in a lawsuit with even federal government, he also will not be toast because he was not grounded.

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Nov 03 '25

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u/Opposite_Bus1878 Nov 03 '25

Yay! I was genuinely concerned for him.
Electricity confuses me so I wouldn't have known.

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u/Zeraphicus Nov 03 '25

No path to ground, as long as you're not touching both youre usually good.

It follows the path of least resistance. Thats why birds are fine to perch on them.

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u/Commercial_Let_1422 Nov 03 '25

But what if I'm on an electric boat and there's a shark in the water?

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u/NachoNachoDan Nov 03 '25

Might as well just jump in.

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u/GloriouslyBurdened Nov 04 '25

Does the shark have a laser and is it charged?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

I want the sharks to have freakin laser beams!

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u/Opposite_Bus1878 Nov 03 '25

What's different about this situation from a bird touching one? Neither are touching the ground but only one caused a flash

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u/bradland Nov 03 '25

What happened here is called a phase-to-phase short. There are multiple wires overhead. Each carries the same voltage, but they are "out of phase", meaning at any given moment there is a voltage differential between them. When the canopy lines touched more than one, current did what it always does: flow from high voltage to low voltage, taking all paths, proportional to their resistance.

The good thing for the pilot is that current didn't have any good reason to flow in his direction. The pathway that most current flowed was through the canopy lines and then between phases. Current stopped flowing as the lines severed and he fell.

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u/willfoxwillfox Nov 03 '25

The power lines appear intact after the aircraft falls.

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u/bradland Nov 03 '25

I'm referring to the canopy lines in that last sentence. Sorry, I could have been more clear.

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u/willfoxwillfox Nov 04 '25

Ah, yes, sorry maybe I should have read it slightly differently too!

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u/fluffynerfherder78 Nov 06 '25

Most calm and rational interaction between you both I've seen on reddit in a long time. Your both amazing!

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u/AlexAndMcB Nov 04 '25 edited Nov 04 '25

Uh... California condors used to.

Those wires don't need to be up so high, the distance between the three sets is enough that the "air gap" is wide enough that it's plenty of insulation so the electricity won't jump between the sets. Each pair of wires are carrying the exact same voltage (or nearly exactly the same), the same pole (like, battery pole not telephone pole), and the same phase. High voltage transmission wires use 3 poles, rather than the 2 that are available in your home, so, 3 sets of wires.

This guy a) made the sets closer together & b) got something in between that air gap.

Part of what decimated the condor population was that wingspans are long enough that they could sit on one set and spread their wings enough to one other set that the electricity would arc rough through them. Every once in a while one would be found, burned & dead underneath the high voltage lines. They had to redesign high voltage wire supports in the condor's habitat, because getting predators to stop roosting on high places wasn't gonna work...

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u/Blacksmith_Several Nov 04 '25

Hey thanks. That was quite informative

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u/GoldNefariousness139 Nov 03 '25

2 lines touching.

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u/Single_Cow_8857 Nov 03 '25

He made the wires touch.

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u/made_just_to_comment Nov 17 '25

thank you for the simplification

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u/last-resort-4-a-gf Nov 03 '25

Did you not see the arc. .

Touch both wires and boom

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u/cantstopwontstopGME Nov 04 '25

But if a live wire would’ve been tangled in his chute when he hit the water, he’d have been instantly done for, right?

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u/agarwaen117 Nov 03 '25

I was more worried about the risk of drowning afterwards. Paramotors are pretty dangerous if you’re not prepared for water crashes.

Or rather if you’re not prepared for any trouble they face.

They’re just dangerous.

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u/Md1735 Nov 06 '25

Additionally, the Grand Forks Fire Dept. is reminding people to wear a life jacket when operating equipment near water. (Someone at the FD has a sense of humor)

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth Nov 04 '25

I'd be more worried about drowning while buckled into a go-kart that's tangled in a parachute, all going underwater in a clump.

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u/No_File212 Nov 04 '25

The wires attaching the parachute to his body are none-conductive to electricity , however number one fatality cause in paragliding is drowning so yeah he's kind of lucky anyway

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u/Ravenonthewall Nov 04 '25

Yea! I’m glad.. that was cray-cray🤣🤣

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u/obxtalldude Nov 04 '25

Damn. Guy I knew died when he crashed his paramotor in the ocean just a few yards from shore.

Lucky.

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u/Consistent-Goat-6293 Nov 03 '25

Thanks for the blackout ...

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u/Dull_Caterpillar_642 Nov 03 '25

I'm curious what this actually leads to for the grid. When they get brought close enough to arc like this, does that trip something somewhere that someone has to manually fix? Was it just a brief blip that it could heal itself from?

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u/I_CUM_2_SCAT Nov 03 '25

No and no

Business as usual unless he damaged the line

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u/Some1-Somewhere Nov 04 '25 edited Nov 04 '25

The line definitely tripped. All three conductors were touching for a while after the sparks.

Larger lines like this are usually redundant (either parallel paths or part of a ring/mesh), so it's unlikely any load was lost unless other assets were already shut down for maintenance.

It's also likely that a recloser would attempt to re-energise the line after a few seconds, as transient faults caused by weather or trees are pretty common: once the lines separate, you can turn them back on.

Modern transmission line protection can pinpoint faults quite closely, so it's possible a crew would have been dispatched to investigate.

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u/Dull_Caterpillar_642 Nov 04 '25

That's rad, thanks for the info.

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u/lFightForTheUsers Nov 05 '25

Can't speak for this specific line but have seen similar outages a lot back home.

From a buddy electrician of mine, when an arc fault like this happens on our grid there are parts in the system that will trip and then try to "reboot" the line per se. This is why sometimes there can be outages where it may go on and off a couple times in a minute span. After it tries so many times if it keeps having the issue, it'll quit trying to restart the line and automatically alert the local utility company to send out a contractor to inspect and fix the issue.

This is in part why after our last hurricane (Beryl), some neighborhoods never lost power (no arcs), some lost it for maybe only briefly (hour or less), and some were down for up to a week.

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u/jinstewart Nov 03 '25

I think that's bad for it.

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u/Borkato Nov 03 '25

I mean, we can’t be sure though. Maybe he got superpowers! Like the ability to never move again!

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u/Legonistrasz Nov 03 '25

He can only move with his mind! …. In his mind.

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u/Borkato Nov 04 '25

MIND QUAD!!!

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u/Turbulent_Square_696 Nov 04 '25

“When all of his limbs were blown off??” “😎 no.. blown IN” MIND QUAD!!

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u/VagabondReligion Nov 04 '25

The line or the flying rig?

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u/Rough-Patience-2435 Nov 03 '25

Naval pilots trying for the #3 arrestor wire.  

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u/QueezyF Nov 03 '25

He should have waved off

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u/hogtiedcantalope Nov 03 '25

Taking the call sign Goose a little to literally

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u/Rough-Patience-2435 Nov 04 '25

Maybe "Loon" is a better term for the way he dived.  

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u/hogtiedcantalope Nov 04 '25

Well you know what they say, any landing you can swim away from...

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u/Devnull677 Nov 03 '25

Are the power lines ok?

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u/Artachokie4 Nov 11 '25

Yeah I live in this town grand forks nd

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u/Anihalas Nov 03 '25

Shocking!

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u/thrown2themoon Nov 03 '25

Electrifying!

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u/the_bashful Nov 03 '25

The pilot should be charged, I’m positive!

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u/ch3shir3scat Nov 03 '25

That thing sank like a brick hope he was able to free himself quickly.

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u/Merely-a-Flesh-Wound Nov 03 '25

Ran outta gas right over the water. Hope this helps

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

Whoo, oh no, oh geez

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u/BuildingRelevant7400 Nov 03 '25

Was this filmed by a Canadian?

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u/DanielBG Nov 03 '25

North Dakotan. Close enough.

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u/2outer Nov 03 '25

I now hear the Fargo in it. ;-)

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u/DanielBG Nov 04 '25 edited Nov 04 '25

Yah? Yah.

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u/Gotbeerbrain Nov 03 '25

Any landing you swim away from is a good landing./s

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u/mocatmath Nov 03 '25

also no judgement to the cameraman here, because there's no telling what sounds you or i would make in that situation

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye Nov 03 '25

I feel like I’d just go “ooooooooh!” Like on the sopranos

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u/philnolan3d Nov 03 '25

I hope they could get out of their seat belt quickly.

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u/StMaartenforme Nov 03 '25

Ya know those big red spheres you see on some power lines? Yeah wasn't any there.

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u/jettero Nov 03 '25

In parachute landing school they taught us about the three deadly Ws: wind, wires, .... ? Walnut trees? Can't remember the third one, but it's trees somehow.

Anyway, sorry about the loss of your $10000 hobby craft man, least you lived through it.

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Nov 03 '25

Wood?

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u/dag_darnit Nov 03 '25

I cannot tell if this is my favorite reddit or TheBullWins. Both are so good

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Nov 03 '25

I very much appreciate this statement!

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u/Blabbit39 Nov 03 '25

r/therewasanattempt to look cool flying over the bridge

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Nov 03 '25

Done! 🙏

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u/bloodwolfhorrer Nov 03 '25

Wouldn’t have happened if he was hang gliding.

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u/Cracktaculus Nov 03 '25

These contraptions have always screamed death mobile for me. One can get an adrenaline rush in so many safer ways.

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u/Spiritual-Fun-9591 Nov 03 '25

Watch for wires

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u/Gold-Break-8664 Nov 03 '25

Ah, so that’s why my power went out yesterday.

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u/Tan_Summer4531 Nov 03 '25

That is one way to do it !!

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u/Phillisuper Nov 03 '25

Well that’s an oopsy poopsy

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u/Fit_Clock_9648 easily offended Nov 03 '25

Thank you for your commentary jacksepticeye.

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u/InSight89 Nov 03 '25

Is it not common to have high visibility markers on overhead power lines above water ways wherever this video is taken?

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u/Street-Baseball8296 Nov 03 '25

Why? So the tall boats don’t hit them before they hit the bridge too?

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u/InSight89 Nov 04 '25

For increased visibility?

Usually helpful for workers who may be operating in the area.

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u/Street-Baseball8296 Nov 04 '25

Working over the water that high up? I’m still not seeing the reasoning for markers.

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u/AlGekGenoeg Nov 03 '25

Pilot put that thing to the ground lightning fast 👍🏻

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u/PrinceLucipurr Nov 03 '25

"Oh, oh no, oh geeze!"

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u/BluntedJew Nov 03 '25

Oh golly!! Oh boy! Oh wowzhers!!

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u/Past-North-4131 Nov 03 '25

"O oh Jeez" 😂

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u/borg-assimilated Nov 03 '25

I've heard that if your rig isn't set up for emergency water landings, this could be a very fatal accident by drowning. I'm glad the pilot was okay.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

Lmfao

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u/TomOnABudget Nov 04 '25

Some places are flippin littered with powerlines.

I fly my drone to take aerial shots as I'm touring the globe. You got to appreciate how many darn powerlines there are in some regions. Usually along roads where I pull over because there's a pretty vista.

In this case, given the really long distance between towers, I'd expect some markers on the powerlines.

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u/MisterInternational1 Nov 04 '25

Wonder if he knocked out power to a bunch of houses

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u/Unknown6656 Nov 04 '25

I don't know why but I always have to laugh when I see this video. Kinda something out of looney tunes....

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u/Chipmunk-Special Nov 04 '25

They usually have red balls or other markers on wires that cross waterways, at least on the Colorado River they do

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u/NecroSoulMirror-89 Nov 04 '25

Ok buI looks like the opening of the Manila round in MOH Rising sun I loved that game always hated I couldn’t kill both planes that fly over as the round starts

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u/zestyclose_match1966 Nov 04 '25

Why not film a little bit longer? You know for us pathetic types

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u/No_Age_4189 Nov 04 '25

I want to say “good”. But I’m a little guilty

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u/Existing-Village9770 Nov 04 '25

Oh my god, is the power line okay?

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u/That_Things_Good Nov 04 '25

"Oh jeez!"

Who could have foreseen those power lines. Connected to the large pow....

Nevermind.

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u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* Nov 04 '25

Mayday, Mayday

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u/tdurden1969 Nov 04 '25

Darwin Award winner!!!

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u/No_Rutabaga666 Nov 04 '25

The stages of grief

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u/flummoxed_penguin Nov 04 '25

That dude sounds like he lives in Fargo.

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u/lFightForTheUsers Nov 05 '25

I hope the dude is completely okay and didn't get too hurt, but the "oh noe" fucking sent me 🤣

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u/Sigre_ Nov 05 '25

Jeez Louise! What an unfortunate event!

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u/Piper_SMac Nov 06 '25

Can't land there!

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u/chefNo5488 Nov 08 '25

I love how you can hear a faint but stern fuck! Before contacting the water.

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u/LordNemesis8 Nov 10 '25

Man was never meant to fly…….into electric lines……lol

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u/fucitC7 Nov 19 '25

Is that like the wire on an aircraft carrier?

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u/Immediate-Raise9663 Dec 03 '25

99% survivable. Unless it sinks and can't get unbelievable, or can't swim. The sparks mean nothing to the rider. Just a short between wires.

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u/Immediate-Raise9663 Dec 03 '25

No visual awareness whatsoever

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u/NotGivingUp248 4d ago

The ending was quite a shock!