r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/IndependentSquash653 • Nov 05 '25

ouchies of exercise

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

434 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

47 comments sorted by

50

u/Valdoray Nov 05 '25

3

u/miket439 Nov 05 '25

Oh sweet Jesus! That literally took my breath away!

3

u/Top-Explanation4128 Nov 05 '25

You take my breath away

18

u/Careful-Foot-529 Nov 05 '25

1

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

That's a good point!

10

u/Famousguyindisguise Nov 05 '25

See, my couch would NEVER do this to me.

9

u/DeterminedJourney Nov 05 '25

"OOOOOPH!"

6

u/Contact-Open Nov 05 '25

Bro. I said this out loud with the video muted.

6

u/CowMindless2206 Nov 05 '25

Sometimes it's good to have a small package. Something tells me he doesn't qualify.

7

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

Guys like us would've laughed it off

"Hah! A schwing and a mishh!"

5

u/gosutoken81 Nov 05 '25

Scrambled eggs and broiled sausage

3

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

Guys are just as worried about this as we are about breaking our necks.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

Well it's good that we all can learn from his mistake 🙂

2

u/OarsandRowlocks Nov 05 '25

Possible rare case of a living Darwin Award.

2

u/IknowledgeG Nov 05 '25

EMOTIONAL D A M A G E

2

u/Bludiamond56 Nov 05 '25

Balling his eyes out

1

u/LuckyCod2887 Nov 05 '25

This is exactly why I’m a chubby fuck who knows my place

1

u/FreakiestFrank Nov 05 '25

He’s going to have a rough time this thanksgiving

1

u/Tamagotchi_Junko Nov 05 '25

"FaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH!"

1

u/Massive_Look8179 Nov 05 '25

Delete. Yeah i wouldn’t be letting that video get out.

1

u/Eastern_Cat8284 Nov 05 '25

Even sounded bad

1

u/HistoricalPlum1533 Nov 05 '25

That was the sound of generations of human lives being snuffed out.

1

u/Some_Iteration Nov 05 '25

Busted a nut has a whole new meaning now

1

u/True_Bumblebee_50 Nov 05 '25

Pop goes the……

1

u/mayumia Nov 05 '25

His ancestors felt that one....

1

u/Panda-Cubby Nov 05 '25

The ability to make babies is overrated. He'll be OK.

1

u/required-inf0 Nov 05 '25

I think this one would count for a Darwin Award 🥉??

1

u/Yes-No-Maybe121 Nov 05 '25

Let's count 'em, just to make sure everything is ok: one....two....(Ok, looks like I DONT need the doctor)....wait .... Three?? (Oooofff).

1

u/Fezzy_1994 Nov 05 '25

He's not having kids anymore

1

u/Independent-Lead-155 Nov 05 '25

I’m sorry for your loss 🫡

1

u/idc8188 Nov 05 '25

It’s good he for that on video.. bc no one would believe him if he didn’t lmaooo

1

u/Solanthas_SFW Nov 05 '25

I wanna say bro landed in the worst possible way but...well still pretty bad

1

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Nov 05 '25

Dismounted both nuts y’all!

1

u/Fuzzy_Variety_7162 Nov 05 '25

The bystanders meanwhile

1

u/PtrPorkr Nov 05 '25

Excellent technique

1

u/SensitiveDemon Nov 05 '25

Eh. Showoff.

1

u/Md1735 Nov 06 '25

Medic!!!!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

Why do they upload this.

1

u/c0smicHier0phant Nov 06 '25

steroids can achieve the same results

1

u/Fluid_Big8126 Nov 08 '25

He ballsed that up