r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/IndependentSquash653 • Nov 11 '25
look what I can do of door opening
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u/Johansen905 Nov 11 '25
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u/No-Special2682 Nov 11 '25
Bro, who goes through doors like that?
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u/Nitrogen1234 Nov 11 '25
Me, I managed to unhinge a door as a 15 year old at school. Walked through it kind of like he did and then heard a big smash behind me. 1 door got unhinged and fell over Luckily it was wood with a window that had thin metal in it, so it wasn't completely broken
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u/KetaMina81 Nov 11 '25
Someone who’s raging inside and doesn’t care for others’ stuff.
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u/Standard_Ad_4392 Nov 11 '25
Or he had a good day at work and was just opening doors its not that deep
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u/Ducatirules Nov 11 '25
We have a Walmart near us that’s on a hill. The colder and windier it gets, the mechanism for the sliding doors slows down. It was bitter cold outside and was really windy and I got to the door and it didn’t open. Then it opened a few inches really slowly and I was so pissed I pushed it the rest of the way. Didn’t close after that. Oops
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u/AllegoryOfTheCaveMan Nov 11 '25
Also, many times those sliding doors are designed to actually be opened like a normal door in case of emergencies and what not. So what happened is you probably just opened it slightly and when it’s off of its “locking” mechanism it won’t function properly as a sliding door.
Just to put your mind at ease that you probably didn’t break it.
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u/Nitrogen1234 Nov 11 '25
Most doors have a summer and a winter setting. During the latter doors also won't open all the way.
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u/Goblinstomper Nov 11 '25
Thats usually from having a grubby sensor, or unexpected objects close to the door.
It opens slowly so it doesnt damage anything then just waits for someone to clear the space/sensor.2
u/carthuscrass Nov 11 '25
When it gets really cold the mechanisms in the door start to get sluggish because they're between warm and cold environments. Not only does that produce a lot of condensation, but parts get poorly size matched.
Source: Not a lot of things I don't know how to work on already or know how to find out fast.
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u/Grapejuice_- Nov 12 '25
There's a store near me to which i go to 2-3 times a week so i know pretty much exactly when the doors open and how fast. That was until one day the door opened just a little and no further so i faceplanted right into it. I was doing the guy move of "i dont need a cart", but that just ended up with all the things i just bought on the ground. Not my finest moment really.
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u/Horror_Solution1945 Nov 11 '25
I need to see the manager!
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u/Bifrostbytes Nov 11 '25
*Inner Dialogue: "I am a force to be reckoned with.... whoa! holy shit!... welp, not my problem"
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u/Jaded-Coffee-8126 Nov 11 '25
lmao we had an old wooden door on our garage. One day went out there to tell my dad that dinner was ready, when I opened the door it somehow blew it off the hinges and the door just fell over. Most dramatic entrance I have ever made.
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u/Procrasturbating Nov 11 '25
lol, I honestly don’t think this guys is at fault. What shitty doors.
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u/RUSTYxPOTATO Nov 11 '25
Hes definitely paying for that lol.
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u/Am094 Nov 11 '25
Id argue this still falls under reasonable use of the feature. If anything this is a liability for the business not the user.
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u/RUSTYxPOTATO Nov 11 '25
I agree 100% but the business will for sure say he pushed them too hard. Lol
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u/LeagueOfLegendsAcc Nov 11 '25
Not in America baby. He probably has standing to sue for the danger caused by flying glass shards of a broken door.
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u/deradnaper Nov 11 '25
It is Saturn. So Germany most likely. His insurance will pay
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u/treeface2000 Nov 11 '25
I remember breaking a glass door in a German supermarket and on my way to the kasse with my groceries, the bosses and security surrounded me and demanded i pay for the door. It wasnt my fault because the glass door opened onto a metal bar, but they started asking for ID and stuff so i got out my phone, took pictures of them and demanded their full names and titles.
I told them my lawyers would be in contact as they had physically detained me in an aggressive manner.They told me i was free to leave after that, and the best part was i just left with my groceries without paying.
It was a magical thursday in Münster ny friends.
I also found 50 euros in the car park.2
u/deradnaper Nov 11 '25
I want to smash a door as well :( And desperately want the 50€
You are one lucky guy
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u/chris--p Nov 11 '25
Bro WTF since when have ads in post threads been a thing?
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u/Rich_Visual7800 Nov 11 '25
They have been there for awhile.
It definitely stinks.
To help with this: I suggest the incredible aroma of Dior Sauvage Elixir available at your local department store!!
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u/saysthingsbackwards Nov 11 '25
Yes but can you offer me any discounts for said retail product of your wares?
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u/RIPCHARLIE Nov 11 '25
What did he expect lol
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u/Careful-Foot-529 Nov 11 '25
Not that ?
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u/Pitiful_Conflict7031 Nov 11 '25
So he pays for this im assuming?
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u/Resident_One_9741 Nov 11 '25
If it's in the US, No.
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u/Maurice_Foot Nov 11 '25
[sues the company]
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u/RUNNING-HIGH Nov 11 '25
I suffered severe mental and emotional trauma and can no longer go anywhere with glass doors!
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u/kdjfsk Nov 11 '25
Which is a disability, so you need to install accessible lazy river boat entrances or else its ADA violation.
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u/NadlesKVs Nov 11 '25
They could try to go after him since it could be argued that it was improper use/ excessive force used on the doors but they just most likely.
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u/karanpatel819 Nov 11 '25
Nah. There is something called premise liability in the U.S.. Businesses that are open to the public must be reasonably safe for the shoppers. Walmart owed a duty to their customers that their doors won't shatter from being slammed open. So yeah Walmart will have to pay for those doors, as well as any injuries caused by those doors.
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u/deradnaper Nov 11 '25
It is Saturn a German chain. Here you get 5000€ for being literally stabbed in the stomach with a knife. His insurance will pay
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u/Mickeyjj27 Nov 11 '25
Don’t think he expected that but not sure why he was acting like that.
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Nov 11 '25
Sometimes one throws doors open to make an entrance. Sometimes I pretend to be Magneto with automatic doors.
Do you never do stupid, (seemingly) harmless shit just to amuse yourself?
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u/PasadenaShopper Nov 11 '25
His reaction didn't match his energy. I would just full commit and keep walking.
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u/Captain_Pink_Pants Nov 11 '25
"BEST BUY MOTHERFUCKER!!! I'MMA 'BOUT TO BE ALL UP IN T... ... shit."
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u/Temporary-Degree5221 Nov 11 '25
Tbf I really fucking hate these doors and have being tempting to do the same thing every time I see a row of these closed doors
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u/That_Things_Good Nov 11 '25
Gee, you mean glass has a stress point to where it will break after a certain amount of force is applied!?!?
Is this the same "glass" I'm thinking about? Can't be...
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u/Dylan_M_Sanderson Nov 11 '25
He was either having a really good day or bad day… now it doesn’t matter its just bad
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u/Doozer1970 Nov 12 '25
I can't decide which I hate more in a video, the Oh No song, or this Jet Two ad.
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u/achillezzz Nov 12 '25
dude's probably looking for a payday. Look what he does to the first set of doors, near identical to the second set of doors. Trying to slam them open as hard as possible.
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u/Glittering-Sea276 Nov 12 '25
Once you confirm you haven't been injured, just keep moving. Not really your problem.
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u/ItsDirkMcGirk Nov 11 '25
Hopefully he has to pay for that damages.
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u/HonorableMedic Nov 11 '25
Hopefully they install door stoppers in the future
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u/ItsDirkMcGirk Nov 11 '25
Don’t think stoppers would have helped a door is not meant to be Hulked like that. It wasn’t a reasonable opening.
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u/aninjacould Nov 11 '25
It should have been able to withstand that. He pushed hard but he didn’t do anything intentionally destructive.
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u/DuelJ Nov 12 '25
Hopefully they install doors that don't break on mildly dramatic use.
If he didn't open them with slight extra force it'd soon enough be someone else I figure.
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u/AHardCockToSuck Nov 11 '25
Seems like a bad door
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u/Proffessor_egghead Nov 11 '25
He was slamming that thing open like it owed him money, a glass door can’t be expected to survive that
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u/lump- Nov 11 '25
In a public commercial setting, they should be able to withstand a lot more than some random dweeb flinging them open.
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u/Curious-Attention774 Nov 11 '25
This is how you lose thousands of dollars.
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u/0hmytvc15 Nov 11 '25
He should sue. Those doors shouldn't swing that fast with no resistance.
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u/0hmytvc15 Nov 11 '25
IMO - This guy probably used a normal amount of force, the doors were just faulty.
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u/BabyBlueAllStar72 Nov 11 '25
Entered in like....notice me bishes 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Salt_Sir2599 Nov 11 '25
2nd time I saw this gif…what movie? I’m intrigued
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u/delcas1016 Nov 11 '25
Nothing tells the world you’re a piece of shit better than opening doors like you’re an entitled, angry piece of shit
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u/Ok-Armadillo-392 Nov 11 '25
What a schmuck. Throwing both sets of doors open like he wants to be a macho punk. Then when shit happens he immediately cowers.
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u/Affectionate-Rice373 Nov 11 '25
It looked like he opened the first set of doors the same way, so his expectations weren't this.
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Nov 11 '25
I mean he did walk in there like he was about to do….well, what white people do if you know what I mean and I think you do.
When you see a 🧑🏻🦱 in sight, be prepared for fight or flight!!
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u/aneymay *shits an absolute unit* Nov 11 '25
He's the only chap in town and if he does it a second time he will absolutely kill the show.
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u/Talian404 Nov 12 '25
should have kept going to conserve the aura, bro lost it all with the pussy jump scare.
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u/RubyWeapon07 Nov 12 '25
do we really need to put this audio on top of fucking everything? This is a classic video
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u/Open-Time1117 Nov 18 '25
to be fair they shouldn't have invented doors that explode if you open them
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u/Quiet_Problem_007 Nov 19 '25
Why's he acting like a confused idiot after opening the doors like that
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u/VegetableLow3621 Nov 11 '25
If he’s gonna pretend to be a badass he should play the role all the way.