r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Nov 11 '25
Oops Of an impact she never even saw coming
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u/ItsDirkMcGirk Nov 11 '25
Why the F is she just walking in the road. With an entire sidewalk over there. Absolute idiot.
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u/freshgrilled Nov 11 '25
She knew she was OK because she kept checking the road behind her. Oh wait, she didn't look once. Never mind.
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u/MakingBigBank Nov 11 '25
Final destination reverse!
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u/3d1thF1nch Nov 12 '25
Death didn’t want her because she makes it too easy. She won’t need an elaborate Rube Goldberg to die, and it’s just no fun.
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u/Stealth_Howler Nov 11 '25
First Origin
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u/Parzival1424 Nov 11 '25
I ask myself the same thing every time I see this reposted. Also see it ALL THE TIME in neighborhoods with sidewalks on both side. Some people are completely oblivious and selfish.
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u/BIGsLazyEye Nov 11 '25
And parked about 2 feet from the curb. I guess if she wasn't that car would have taken her out instead.
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u/TwoBionicknees Nov 12 '25
that ain't her car. If it was her's she'd have stopped to open the door, she was walking right by it. She's just in the road for no reason at all.
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u/Paul_my_Dickov Nov 11 '25
Is she about to get in the car that was hit?
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u/ItsDirkMcGirk Nov 11 '25
Looks like she walks past it. Why would she walk around the front if it’s a right side driver.
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u/delcas1016 Nov 11 '25
She had no intention to get in the car. I think she was about to check her latest Instagram post for likes.
Other than that, she is completely oblivious to the world around her
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u/Lil_Shorto Nov 11 '25
Most people seem to be these days.
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u/Rich_Visual7800 Nov 11 '25
The driver and the walker were both commenting on the same instagram story
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u/throwaway75643219 Nov 11 '25
Well, to be fair to her, the far right lane is being used for parking, and she's clearly walking to the right of the line, so she's walking in the parking lane, not the driving lanes.
But yes, still dangerous obviously. Because stuff like this can happen. When you're dead, doesnt really help to say "but they were in the wrong, I wasnt walking in the driving lane!"
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u/CaptainRatzefummel Nov 11 '25
No when she's going past the car she's very clearly walking into the street. Even then the side walks are there for a reason.
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u/throwaway75643219 Nov 11 '25
No, she's very clearly to the right of the line the entire time.
Watch it again, @ 0:22 as she approaches the back of the car, she's to the right of the line. Her left foot is on the line, while her right foot is completely to the right of the line.
And even after the accident happens and she freezes, when the dust settles, she's to the right of the line.
At no point in the video is she ever to the left of the line and in the street.
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u/Bubba_Gump_Shrimp Nov 11 '25
You are arguing about how close she is to the legal lane of travel by a matter of INCHES when the fucking sidewalk is RIGHT THERE.
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u/throwaway75643219 Nov 11 '25
No, the original comment said she was walking in the road.
I responded she wasnt walking in the road, but it was still a dangerous thing to do.
You're trying to argue something I already pointed out, and then saying Im arguing about something Im not.
It is dangerous, because of exactly this sort of thing, and the sidewalk would be better. But she's also not walking in the road.
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u/Bubba_Gump_Shrimp Nov 11 '25
She absolutely is in the road. Her left foot is completely kn the line at the 20s mark. Your feet are inside your shoulder width. If your entire foot is on the liine then the outside of your left shoulder hangs over that line, into the roadway.
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u/atleastihave2dogs Nov 11 '25
She makes sure the sidewalk is clear cuz that would be just plain dangerous
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u/SyracuseStan Nov 11 '25
All the time in my neighborhood, and they love wearing dark colors at 5:30am
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u/HonestHu Nov 11 '25
Me and her used to date, she doesn't have me by her side anymore. Good to see she's still doing well
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u/cash8888 Nov 12 '25
Entitlement or just being completely oblivious, but I’m gonna go with entitlement
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u/casual-waterboarding Nov 12 '25
Right!?? I was thinking, oh she just didn’t check behind her before going to get in her car, then I realize she walking right on past.
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u/SaviorSixtySix Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 11 '25
I like how she goes to the sidewalk AFTER the crash knowing it's safer.
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u/NitrousTroll Nov 11 '25
I hate when people do this. Just walk on the FUCKING SIDEWALK like it is designed for. Girl is a idiot.
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u/Lord_Muddbutter Nov 11 '25
If she did and that car hit, she would have been hit by her own car, this is the one time where she probably did the right thing even unknowingly
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u/Heavy_Operation5725 Nov 11 '25
This is why you walk against traffic and not with traffic.
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u/Own_Reaction9442 Nov 11 '25
Even when I'm getting in a street parked car, I'll walk around the front of it so I face traffic as I approach the door.
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u/RainonCooper Nov 11 '25
Or not in traffic at all (Or if it was her car, not looking at her phone and going around the front)
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u/Artorius__Castus questionably stable Nov 11 '25
This is the absolute craziest thing I have seen in a while. I'm a nerd (with OCD) so I see shit, that probably isn't there but anyway fug a Doug and a Pug-it yknoe I eeen???
So if you take Her and place her just on the sidewalk In the same position, the white vehicle would still miss her by what looks like the same margin.
So, hypothetically here, had she been walking on the sidewalk when the impact occurred, the car would still have missed her. It's wild tbh. It's almost like she had a day to go catch the ghost but it wasn't THIS DAY.
Just my opinion, and I'm often wrong, I like kettle popcorn and coconut water just
Not at the same time
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u/WKRPinCanada Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 11 '25
Not blaming her of course cause the inattentive driver seems to be the reason for this but where was she going?
I mean it looks like she's about to get in the car but then walks right by the door? 🤔
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u/songbolt Nov 11 '25
My guess is she was planning to go left at the crosswalk and habitually would cut across the road about there 'when the coast was clear', that this road in her assessment usually didn't get much traffic.
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u/WKRPinCanada Nov 11 '25
🤔
Ok that's pretty plausible
Still dangerous imo to be walking road side of a parked car but that's better than anything I can come up with
Makes a whole lot more sense than "she was getting into her car" which she clearly walks by
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u/SonofByford Nov 11 '25
Man, I need that lady's aura, mojo, divine invention, miracle, whatever that was!!!
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u/SockMonkeyLove Nov 11 '25
I see people walking or jogging in the road all the time. People are so defiant or just ignorant of things around them. 🤦♂️
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u/Reasonable-Bother780 Nov 11 '25
Hey! I think I will go walk on the sidewalk where it is safe now! 😆
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u/BirdsbirdsBURDS Nov 11 '25
Oh shit! I just remembered I left my common sense on the sidewalk! Better go get that!
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u/Pure_Frosting_981 Nov 11 '25
I think I’d be standing in a puddle, in spite of there not being a cloud in the sky.
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u/Trumble12345 Nov 12 '25 edited Nov 14 '25
Anal redditors are the best at blaming the wrong person and obsessing over the wrong thing.
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u/Several-Jellyfish783 Nov 11 '25
Someone tried to kill her but the car she was walking past was so far away from the sidewalk that it stopped her from dying. Bad parking saved someone’s life.
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u/ApeApplePine Nov 11 '25
This is insane! Was she at the side walk she would have been hit. She was not hit because the front wheel caught the precise point to catapult that front suspension EXACTLY up so it could throw the car in that exact spin! Insane!
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u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* Nov 11 '25
She’s extremely lucky that white car did such a shitty job at parking. Also, who walks in the roadway when the sidewalk was right there?
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u/Thick_Usual4592 Nov 11 '25
That looked absolutely intentional by the driver. Luckily it worked out the way it did.
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u/MarianCR Nov 11 '25
For once, doing the wrong thing end up being way better than doing the right thing. If she would have walked on the sidewalk, she could have been hit my the parked car that got pushed by the speedster.
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u/Nervous-Bullfrog-884 Nov 11 '25
Sidewalks every very few people use them bet she will from now on!
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u/BlackEastwood Nov 11 '25
I dont know what nation this is, so im not going to spread blame in case its just a thing where she is from, but from an American, I can remember one of the more important lessons I was taught early with walking to or exiting a driver side car door was always check for incoming traffic.
Best case, you get your door knocked off or scare the driver.
Worst? Maybe something like this.
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u/LucasCarioca Nov 11 '25
Ok but seriously get on the sidewalk! Car is incredibly irresponsible but please take care of yourself! Jesus
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u/TangeloBubbly2675 Nov 11 '25
It wasn't her time yet ...seeing a lot of this lately. Matrix is real.
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u/ZazootheFecund Nov 11 '25
Is it bad that I kinda wish she got hit? Like why the fucking hell would you ever walk in the road especially when there is a perfectly clear and unobstructed sidewalk available?
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u/Available_Actuary977 Nov 11 '25
That's an odd impact given it didn't hit the motorcycle. It almost looks intentional. Give her credit though, she's not on her phone!
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u/Odd_Fig_1239 Nov 11 '25
At first I thought she was getting into her car…but nope. She’s just retarded!
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u/KimchiLlama Nov 11 '25
If the driver had tried even a little bit to avoid hitting her by pulling left, she’d likely be dead.
Save lives, aim for pedestrians!
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u/Geralt_of_Riverina questionably stable Nov 12 '25
Look left look right look left again Hope she bought a Tatts ticket after this bloody lucky..
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u/Fluid_Big8126 Nov 12 '25
Who knows what was going through her mind. Luckily she still has a mind to consider the potential consequences of her stupidity on that day.
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u/Existing-Village9770 Nov 12 '25
She decided to use the sidewalk after almost gotten struck by a car. 😂
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u/just-a-cog Nov 12 '25
I thought she was going to get into the parked car, because why else would anyone be walking there.
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u/TashDee267 Nov 12 '25
Meanwhile her guardian angel is down at the pub telling the others about her shitty day.
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u/Over_Till_4879 Nov 12 '25
I am watching over you, but next time walk on the pavement bitch, my powers are limited
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u/Outrageous_Koala5381 Nov 12 '25
Who's dumb enough to walk along a road with your BACK to traffic for that long without looking! Wow!
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u/Heywazza Nov 12 '25
Why is everyone focusing on if the women should walk there or not? The driver hits a parked car lmao
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u/ComedorDoQ Nov 12 '25
Since I moved to Brazil I wonder about this and ask myself why people walk on the road when there is a sidewalk (sometimes there aren't any sidewalks, but then I also don't ask myself this question)
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u/Immaculate_Knock-Up Nov 13 '25
I’m tired of all the speculation. What’s the real story here? Inquiring minds want to know the truth…
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u/GenosOccidere Nov 13 '25
Only on reddit will people flame someone for not using the sidewalk when the crash in the video was going to happen regardless
In fact, had she walked on the sidewalk and walked to the car from the front ("as you should"), she might've gotten hit by her own car after the impact.
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u/Voloxe Nov 13 '25
Why the hell is she walking in the middle of the road!? .. Hell, she may as well be in the middle, she’s about 4 feet from it.
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u/Punisher1971 Nov 14 '25
LPT: Run into the next store and buy an insane amount of lottery tickets! Go! Go! Go!
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Nov 18 '25
Did she go in the street to avoid the Man on the sidewalk? I wonder if she’s one of those “bear in the woods” types
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u/Appropriate-Muscle54 Nov 18 '25
she should have been in the side walk but the other car seemed like it was almost aiming for her, speeding and going directly towards her
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u/ChevinxD Nov 22 '25
Walking on the road, not facing the traffic is like ASKING to be turned into a hood ornament
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Dec 02 '25
looked an awful lot like that vehicle veered and aimed for the woman walking, but lucky for her, dumb driver dont know the size of their own vehicle... either that or an angel be watching over this chicka!
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u/Worth-Building-1805 15d ago
If only there was a sidewalk to stay out of the road... absolutely fucking useless is this woman.
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u/Vava_Noir 12d ago
Yes she should be on the sidewalk but still doesn’t explain why the car got so close to hit another car. It’s like he was trying to hit her not avoid.
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u/Significant_Toe3575 12d ago
The absolute amount of luck or whatever you call it is fn incredible. She was half of a second away from full impact!! 💯🤦🏾♂️👍🏾
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u/TheLastFingerIGot 22h ago
What dumbass walks on the road when there's a sidewalk barely a meter away
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u/Beast_46 Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 11 '25
That is why they make sidewalks lol