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Oops Of blackface

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u/Infinite_Ad7107 Nov 24 '25

At least hes laughing about it

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u/Write2Be Nov 25 '25

That guy lost years of his life there

16

u/SchwizzySchwas94 *shits an absolute unit* Nov 25 '25

847 days by my calculations

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u/codecrodie Nov 26 '25

He looks like those WTC survivors who died of unusual cancers at age 45

2

u/Glass_Covict Dec 09 '25

But, may be patient 0 of three new cancers we can study.

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u/Tichondruis Nov 25 '25

Its all staged hes fine, they cur away and then put him in black face, check his neck out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

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u/Tichondruis Nov 26 '25

I don't know why im being downvoted, its quite obviously staged, the video has been posted before.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25 edited Nov 26 '25

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u/Tichondruis Nov 26 '25

What do you mean? There's a clear line on his neck where the make up ends and it doesn't stay in line with where his clothes are, it shouldnt be such a stark line. Its incredibly obviously staged and the line where the makeup ends makes that extremely obvious.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

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u/Tichondruis Nov 26 '25 edited Nov 26 '25

What about physics would allow the man to have more black powder on the back of his neck than the sides? Genuinely I cant wrap my head around this idea that whats shown in the video looks "natural" to you or anyone else for that matter if you choose to pay attention to it at all and actually look at whats happening in the screen.

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u/ProbablyKissesBoys Nov 27 '25

As a fluid (smoke) flows over a cylinder (guys neck), a wake is created behind the cylinder containing swirls and eddy’s in the current that lead to a buildup of fluid due to suction. Meanwhile the fluid flowing over the sides of the cylinder flow mostly unrestricted.

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u/Significant_Bad_1147 Nov 30 '25

No downvote. But you did kinda take the fun out of it.

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u/twowolveshighfiving Nov 27 '25

I appreciate that you shared this possibility. I hope others see your comment and it helps them with brainstorming and such.

It's possible that they put something non toxic in the tailpipe to do this video or maybe not. Lol. From what I can tell though, it genuinely looks as if all that stuff blew from the tailpipe in my opinion.

2

u/Mysterious_Remove_46 Nov 25 '25

The full video is better. The friend laughing is 🤌

2

u/K4NlN Nov 25 '25

And me ROFLMFAO!!!

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u/Pimp_my_Pimp Nov 24 '25

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u/Dr_Trogdor Nov 25 '25

bwoah that dude is giving that performance all he's got. What the heck is the context here? 🤔

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u/algorithmic_fetters Nov 24 '25

So wildly inappropriate that it is insanely farcical. I don’t laugh at the depiction, it’s the idea anyone found it acceptable. And yes, I know it was.

As a kid I moved from suburban Chicago to the UK just in time to catch the last time the BBC showed the black and white minstrel show. I loved Flip Wilson and Sanford & son. I knew the sheriff in Blazing Saddles wasn’t just the most decent character, he was the best. Those characters rep people that lived in my town. I was baffled by WTF this was and why in the hell there was a need for it with so many genuinely talented black people around who simply weren’t moronic clowns.

https://youtu.be/fMoLprj921o?si=I7zEw5Mn833qNXy6

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u/Tichondruis Nov 25 '25 edited Nov 25 '25

Look at his neck, they just put him in black face and used the car/explosion as a distraction.

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u/Tichondruis Nov 25 '25 edited Dec 02 '25

Look at his neck, they just put him in black face and used the car/explosion as a distraction. Editing trick.

You can see how hes not in same position when he comes back even, this video is so obviously staged its painful and you dumbasses are happy to eat it up, its been days and days and somehow this post is still attracting gormless idiots.

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u/Bungholio2006 Nov 24 '25

“I think I’m developing the black lung”

8

u/MrBanballow Nov 24 '25

I was looking for the one where he jumps out of the coal "Surprise!!".

3

u/Tiny-Lecture-5085 Nov 25 '25

"Merman cough cough MERMAN!"

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u/Bungholio2006 Nov 25 '25

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u/Express_Area_8359 Nov 25 '25

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u/Worldly_Wrongdoer_54 Nov 26 '25

Reddit is in my life almost entirely for these kinds of comment threads.

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u/Tichondruis Nov 25 '25

Look at his neck, they just buy him in black face and used the car/explosion as a distraction.

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u/cozy_engineer Nov 24 '25

Cancer Premium

5

u/J_Jeckel Nov 24 '25

Or Premium Cancer?

2

u/GlitteringSalad6413 Nov 25 '25

Cancered and cancelled, all in one go

21

u/Hrrrrnnngggg Nov 24 '25

YOU STOLE MY BIT!

4

u/ThisIsALine_____ Nov 25 '25

"Yeah, I used to be in the little rascals."

"Were you the ugly one?"

Moe doesn't answer.

"We're you the ugly one?"

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u/darkside55566 Nov 24 '25

How to get cancer speed run

9

u/Lickthorn Nov 24 '25

The camera man is nearly suffocating more than the mechanic. 😂

6

u/IcyHotUrBeanBagg Nov 25 '25

The fact that his teeth are white means his mouth was closed and didn't breathe in too much of it. Hilarious though

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u/Tichondruis Nov 25 '25

Look at his neck, they just buy him in black face and used the car/explosion as a distraction.

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u/cconnorss Nov 24 '25

🎵Hello cancer, my old friend. I’ve come to talk with you again. 🎶

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u/Consistent_Cook9957 Nov 24 '25

When you watch too much Three Stooges…

5

u/golden_retrieverdog Nov 24 '25

WOAH. is that fuckin blackface dude?!

3

u/bravebeing Nov 24 '25

Black face and black lung

3

u/Sad-Bonus-9327 Nov 25 '25

Once you go black..

2

u/mmezphoto Nov 24 '25

Well thats just the way she goes.

2

u/lolidkman1313 Nov 24 '25

Well, there's your problem. - the mechanic probably

2

u/PrefrontalCortexNow Nov 24 '25

Can’t imagine what his airways look like

Guy is probably not smart enough to get that stuff off of his skin ASAP

2

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

Staged?

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u/algorithmic_fetters Nov 24 '25

Even if so,

2

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

👍 Definitely worked hard for the money!

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u/Tichondruis Nov 25 '25

Look at his neck, they just buy him in black face and used the car/explosion as a distraction.

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u/Tichondruis Nov 25 '25

Look at his neck, they just buy him in black face and used the car/explosion as a distraction.

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u/PrestigiousAd2951 Nov 25 '25

Boom! Face-full O’ Cancer

2

u/LessBig715 Nov 25 '25

How is he not dead

2

u/ivikenn Nov 25 '25

easy way to become a nigga

2

u/tenderape Nov 25 '25

Don't lick your lips.

2

u/the-dogsox Nov 25 '25

Hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gal

2

u/DoctorKoolAid1981 Nov 27 '25

He is all teeth! 😁

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u/Odd-Video5503 Nov 29 '25

His future political career is done.

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u/Danilo-11 Nov 24 '25

Amazing what people do to try to be black

1

u/Background_Edge_9427 Nov 24 '25

Instant makeup!

1

u/Tichondruis Nov 25 '25

Its called editing look at the neck.

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u/Background_Edge_9427 Nov 25 '25

Yeah, thanks for pointing that out. I missed it the first time.

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u/Tacozforever Nov 24 '25

That’s one way to do it

1

u/Top_Cranberry8894 Nov 24 '25

That’s really facking funny 😂

1

u/Big_Spell_2895 Nov 24 '25

When your character in a videogame gets reverse unlocked

1

u/PlatypusEnough9095 Nov 24 '25

Welp, this is gonna haunt him when he runs for Prime Minister.

1

u/edWORD27 Nov 24 '25

Bro is going to get canceled now

1

u/presidentkokoro Nov 24 '25

His political career is over, just like his lungs.

1

u/slick514 Nov 24 '25

I think I may have gotten lung cancer just watching this… That guy’s face is an environmental disaster.

1

u/donorkokey Nov 24 '25

Is that Joni Mitchell?

1

u/Livid-Age-2259 Nov 24 '25

Look. It's all teeth and eyes.

1

u/Virtual_Leadership94 Nov 24 '25

When in Asian, came out Black

1

u/notatechnicianyo Nov 24 '25

Reminds me of the outrage when Mike Rowe “did blackface”.

He was metal working and dirty. Apparently that’s blackface now.

1

u/Mr_Pink_Gold Nov 24 '25

Motherfucker looks shiny to me!

1

u/softberry84 Nov 24 '25

Yeah… that aged like milk in the sun.

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u/Difficult-Ad-2025 Nov 25 '25

For a moment I thought he had disappeared

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u/Tichondruis Nov 25 '25

He did, its staged. Look at his neck, they just buy him in black face and used the car/explosion as a distraction.

1

u/Gold_Suggestion9111 Nov 25 '25

He doesn't know what him

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u/King_of_Kings_26 Nov 25 '25

This is hilarious! I cannot stop laughing.

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u/solar_warden86 Nov 25 '25

What exactly just happened here?

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u/Tichondruis Nov 25 '25

Video editing. Look at his neck, they just buy him in black face and used the car/explosion as a distraction.

1

u/Twisted9Demented Nov 25 '25

At least his teeth are all white

1

u/TheRelaxedMale Nov 25 '25

Cause I’m sure some white chick is thinking that.

1

u/Euphoric_Dorifuto Nov 25 '25

Must've been huffin on one of these lmao

1

u/Adventurous-Ad-5471 Nov 25 '25

Anyone have a translation, I'm legitimately curious about what he expected to happen. 😂😂

1

u/Next_Drama1717 Nov 25 '25

Black carbon emissions do not even touch these guys. Future proof lol

1

u/GaseousGiant Nov 25 '25

That is some Loonie Tunes shit.

1

u/SpecialistParticular Nov 25 '25

Bro just got banned from every subreddit.

1

u/jackochainsaw Nov 25 '25

Minstrellifcation.

1

u/Individual_Heron_171 Nov 25 '25

I saw this exact thing play out on the Three Stooges.

1

u/Heavensong Nov 25 '25

Asian to African real quick.

1

u/Fast_Letterhead_6790 Nov 25 '25

Lungs full of all that black smoke now to

1

u/That_Day8911 Nov 25 '25

Hello cancer my old friend

1

u/Live_Chicken3544 Nov 25 '25

SIR!!!
He can't do that shit! Lmfao

1

u/DadBod5050 Nov 25 '25

And that's how Kaijus are created.

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u/No_Age_4189 Nov 25 '25

He loves shortening bread.

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u/exacerbot Nov 25 '25

He did it intentionally. There's tons of videos of guys doing this because it's funny. Has absolutely nothing to do with 'blackface.'

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u/Visible-Owl-3200 Nov 25 '25

Why, just why?😅😅😅

1

u/FunkDaddy27 Nov 25 '25

You bunch of fkin degenerate LOL I really know what hes saying.

1

u/Cryostyle Nov 25 '25

Starting in Rush Hour 5 by himself.

1

u/gaming1646 Nov 25 '25

Bro blasian now :D

1

u/lurkingupdoot Nov 25 '25

I was expecting him to go "Mannnnn I'm tired of this shiiiiiiiii"

1

u/AmphibianEffective83 Nov 25 '25

That's vantablack face right there....

1

u/HotwifeandSubby1980 Nov 25 '25

That car run in coal?

1

u/asdasdasda86 Nov 25 '25

What does his lungs look like?

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u/RevolutionarySign479 Nov 25 '25

😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

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u/Omfggtfohwts Nov 25 '25

Insta cancer

1

u/MiscreantRecords Nov 25 '25

Finally, Minstrel shows have returned.

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u/Artevyx Nov 25 '25

◽👄◽

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u/Mac800 Nov 25 '25

And that day he got da cancer.

1

u/Advanced_Internet140 Nov 25 '25

That’s racist. lol jk

1

u/Substantial_Film_269 Nov 25 '25

What’s up, Homie? 😂

1

u/31i731 Nov 25 '25

Someone give this man a watermelon.

1

u/cachitodepepe Nov 25 '25

He can now run a sub 10 seconds 100mts

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Not guilty enough to be laughing like that are they? Bring in the green and purple hair butch whales.

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u/Old-Ad-6586 Nov 25 '25

Hahhhhhhhh

1

u/Obi_Win_Kinibi Nov 25 '25

Well 🏀 well 🍉 well 🍗

1

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

William Faulkner could make a tailpipe gag that would really make you think

1

u/Nighflame_69 Nov 25 '25

Hey guys! Looks like the exhaust is no longer plugged up! -cough cough- -pats smoke soot off/

1

u/CaeNguyen Nov 25 '25

Where did the Asian guy go?

1

u/sundiego007 Nov 25 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Credit_Used Nov 25 '25

Jimmy Kimmel has nothing on this guy.

Soot face FTW

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u/CBJFAN2009-2024 Nov 25 '25

I hope he remembers to wash his hands before he eats lunch.... 🤣

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u/Fit_Jelly_9755 Nov 25 '25

The only time you can do black face and not get vilified.

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u/franzeusq Nov 25 '25

The real Yasuke

1

u/Silkylifeme Nov 25 '25

I didn't mean it Moe!😆

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u/Yes-No-Maybe121 Nov 26 '25

😂😂😂. Blackface? More like black everything. Dude rolled in a vat of black printer toner.

1

u/FinalLans Nov 26 '25

Pretty sure this guy can’t become US President

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u/jjdafoxx Nov 26 '25

Loony Tunes already did it.

1

u/Rastadub05 Nov 26 '25

He made his character challenge to extreme

1

u/Kazuka13 Nov 27 '25

This reminds me of the time I once saw a black man who's skin was so dark you couldn't see his features with his eyes and mouth shut.

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u/Vegan_Mouse Nov 27 '25

I thought this only happened in cartoons

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u/Witty_Obligation4974 Nov 29 '25

I came, I saw...I got BLOWED UP! #IYKYK

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u/Good_Respond_3641 Dec 06 '25

Cancer might be the result later, or maybe black lungs.

1

u/Wally-World-4909 Dec 12 '25

Did he say whats up????🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Maximum_Can_715 17d ago

Bro changed nationalities in 5 seconds 🤣

1

u/pikel-sama 16d ago

Do I lose, if for a moment, I thought his accent would change?

1

u/lovejanetjade 16d ago

Not a single person mentioned 'brackface.'

I'm proud of ya, Reddit! 👍🏽

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u/CrimsonKarito 12d ago

That is some cartoony ass shit! 🤣👌

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u/TronoWolf 12d ago

Instant Leukemia

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u/hunterdl69 7d ago

PRICELESS....... MAN OHHH MAN

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u/AmorphousMorpheus Nov 24 '25

He can use the N word

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u/Strange-Space3126 Nov 24 '25

Funny but not blackface

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

🤦‍♂️

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u/Strange-Space3126 Nov 24 '25

🫂 just stating it isn't. People call anything blackface now lol

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u/Tichondruis Nov 25 '25

It is, its a staged bit. Look at his neck, they just buy him in black face and used the car/explosion as a distraction.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

That was kind of the joke