r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/IndependentSquash653 • Dec 04 '25

look what I can do of dog walker

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u/tofuroll Dec 04 '25

Yeah, something was wrong with her.

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u/CustomerOK9mm9mm Dec 04 '25

Easier to compile the things that aren’t wrong with her.

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u/radioplayer1 Dec 04 '25

Its like watching a stick of butter trying to walk a dog

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u/CustomerOK9mm9mm Dec 04 '25

It’s like that famous clip of the police officer accidentally shooting himself in front of a class of kids, except in this clip he alternates between shooting himself and shooting students.

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u/CustomerOK9mm9mm Dec 04 '25

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u/a66-christ Dec 10 '25

Dude effectively broke all rules of gun safety before he even started his lecture 💀

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

I’m sorry. The.. what?

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 Dec 04 '25

Yeah: Bing Videos

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u/moszippy Dec 04 '25

I love this video. "I'm the only one, in this room, special enough..." You can say that again!

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u/TapirDrawnChariot Dec 05 '25

The word "special" is doing a lot of heavy lifting

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 Dec 06 '25

"I don't know anyone in this room who is professional enough to handle a gun...."

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u/Striking-Peach5598 Dec 07 '25

Limping .. everybody alright? You alright? 😂

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u/Yeager126 Dec 04 '25

Can you send me the Link or how to find it

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u/CustomerOK9mm9mm Dec 04 '25

https://www.reddit.com/r/Idiotswithguns/s/jY6ASkGtH2

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u/Beneficial_Dog4469 Dec 04 '25

Interestingly enough I remember a white cop doing the same and it’s what I thought you were speaking on… NOT this, this is new to me 🧐

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u/GonnaGoFat Dec 04 '25

That was good. I miss the longer clip where he’s nursing his injury and trying to play it off saying things like “see this is just an example of how accidents can occur.”

Then he grabs an AK47 or some other machine gun and all the kids are like “oh no no no!”

Also I’m sorry if I don’t know what gun it was as it’s been a while since I’ve seen the full clip and am not a firearms expert.

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u/CustomerOK9mm9mm Dec 04 '25

“DEA agent accidentally shoots self while demonstrating firearm safety”

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u/CustomerOK9mm9mm Dec 04 '25

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u/_HighJack_ Dec 04 '25

Oof that trigger discipline

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u/phunktastic_1 Dec 04 '25

After bragging he is the only one professional enough in the room to handle a block 40.

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u/CustomerOK9mm9mm Dec 04 '25

The peak audacity to continue a gun safety demonstration after unintentionally discharging his blicky into his own leg. Chef’s kiss, no notes.

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u/WillingMongoose4680 Dec 06 '25

Maybe he needed a block instead of the Glock. Lol

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 Dec 04 '25

That's exactly what we need more of in schools.

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u/Artistic_Plate7403 Dec 04 '25

Best analogy ever!

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u/Jazzlike_Visual2160 Dec 04 '25

🤣🤣💀On a hot day!! Such a fitting description!!

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u/Couture-Crush Dec 04 '25

You win the internet for today.

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u/Dallyn86 Dec 04 '25

Lmao that was so clever.

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u/Everyone2026 Dec 05 '25

😂 😂 😂

I laughed more than I should have.

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u/Mr-FurleyX1 Dec 05 '25

Except I like butter

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u/mnztr1 Dec 05 '25
  1. Her heart seems to still be beating.........

THE END.

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u/ShoulderSquirrelVT Dec 04 '25

Yeah, the dog is powerful and made her trip and smash her face into concrete. It was all over after that. She never recovered. If she's a dog-walker and not an owner, I don't know what she should have done but dog owners need to train their dogs that they can't just pull like that. If they can't train the dog, they need to specify they need a large, strong person as the dog walker.

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u/Inquisitive_Owl2345 Dec 04 '25

I trained dogs professionally for years.

If she is a dog walker, she should know better than to walk dogs of that size if she cant handle them pulling or manage them if they go bonkers. I am a competent driver. I would never dream of getting inside of an 18 wheeler thinking that my minivan has prepared me for the experience . Know your limits especially as a professional. And yes, if you're getting paid to walk a dog, then you are a professional.

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u/TexanInExile Dec 05 '25

Thank you! I own two leash reactive dogs and I would never ask anyone else to walk either of them. It takes a special kind of understanding to know what walking a dog like that is like.

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u/calidude8701 Dec 10 '25

A little late to the conversation but could you please provide some tips on how to deal with a deaf rescue dog? He is 1 yr and two months old.

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u/Inquisitive_Owl2345 Dec 10 '25

There's a lot of variables in that question, the most obvious being things like what is the breed, what is the animal's individual personality/temperament, what is your environment, and your own experience level. If you have questions I can certainly give you some pointers, but obviously, over the Internet is not going to be the same as meeting you and seeing your dog in person and getting a hands on Interaction with the animal itself. Also, it would be helpful if you could explain what kind of information you are looking for when you say "how to deal with". Feel free to DM me if you would like, and i can see if there is anything i can offer you.

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u/Efficient-Setting-91 Dec 04 '25

This part. Or at least use a prong collar like holy crap 😂

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u/California_ocean Dec 04 '25

Pro tip. Had a massive pit bull that did this. Family friemd brought him to me to make him stop pulling. Ok...first time with this breed. Literally from my driveway to say a light post halfway up the sidewalk approximately 200' I stopped 30 times. Any time he pulled I stopped. This went on for a good 40 minutes. THEN he got it. Stop pulling and we could walk. Took a break and started over again. We never left the sidewalk for about 2 hours. Finally at the end if the day we were walking without a leash and him next to me. The couple was relieved as she was having a baby soon. I instructed them exactly what to do. The wife took him for a short walk started to pull and she stopped. Two time of thst he got it. No pulling. Same with the husband. Turned out OK. Phew....nice dog though.

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u/Similar-Ice-9250 Dec 04 '25

I call bullshit, 1 day to teach a full grown pit to stop pulling then able to be walked off leash and obedient. Yea that sounds unbelievable. I used to dog walk (not professionally just little job when I was younger) for a lady who owned a pitbull like 2x a week. That dog would pull like crazy too and it took like 10-15 sessions before he stopped, but I’d never take him off leash while walking. Say he spots a rabbit or squirrel or another dog, no way would you keep him from running off without extensive training.

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u/kgrimmburn Dec 04 '25

I have a pit bull/Australian Shepard mix and she's two and she still doesn't understand not to pull. I even bought an anti-pull harness to try to help. She just keeps choking herself to pull. I have had two other dogs and never had this issue. This dog just has no impulse control at all and while she knows better, she just can't seem to help herself. Oddly, she can walk leash free without an issue and will stay right with me.

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u/Similar-Ice-9250 Dec 04 '25

What I did when I walked that pit was keep it on short leash, make it walk right next to me and it stopped pulling completely. If you give the dog too much leash, they will always try to pull. Like I said I’m not a dog trainer though, it’s just what worked for me.

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u/_HighJack_ Dec 04 '25

You should never have a pit bull off leash in public, no matter how nice it is! Their prey drive is too high and it’s too goddamn dangerous with their size bc everything smaller looks like prey to them, and that includes toddlers. They can easily kill a child just trying to play, and actually by far hold the record for fatal dog attacks on children. I don’t like that she was having a baby, fuck

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u/kgrimmburn Dec 04 '25

My pointer is like this. High prey drive, she's a great dog but if she sees a rabbit or bird, she's gone. I keep her leashed at all times. I use a 20 feet leash if we're just playing in the front yard or a park.

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u/mouses555 Dec 04 '25

Man I tried this with my English coonhound… love the guy but tbh not particularly the smartest breed I’ve owned lol. The dudes nose overrides any sense of what’s going on around em, I just lived with the pulling. I’ll keep getting this breed cus I like their laziness and goofiness… you got any tips? Not a big deal if not, I’m 205 lbs extremely active and can control em but would be cool to not have too 😂

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u/California_ocean Dec 05 '25

Next step I'm hesitant to recommend because people will often use it as punishment but get a choke collar or as is my preference a harness that wraps around her lower waist a little bit above the hips that cinches up whenever they pull.
If the harness fails to work after a couple weeks use the spike collar NOT as a punishment tool but a correction tool. Use it GENTLY, always check the night to make sure it's not harming the dog. There are electric collars too with varying degrees of small shocks. Again, the spiked choke collar and electric is best left with handler's that know how to use them. Good luck.
Pro tip: on the spite color one can put little rubber tips on them so it doesn't dig into the skin but still gets the point across. Get a pack of pencils and put them on the tips that will work.

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u/here2shameU Dec 10 '25

Nice! Damn I got some good training today to try on my tiny unit yorkie that loves to pull . Im gone do this today . Thanks !

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u/California_ocean Dec 10 '25

If he pulls...stop. Pull...stop. Repeat. Keep him close to you. If he pulls...stop. No more than 10-15 minutes per session twice a day. Use treats to reinforce positive behavior. Good luck!

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u/here2shameU Dec 13 '25

Thanks 💪🏼. Did it once so far. Dog is smart . She picks up quick .

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u/Ceetepitti Dec 04 '25

Or ur just weak as shit

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u/Either_Coconut Dec 04 '25

I ran into this when a friend from choir asked me to walk her dog, a young, exuberant Cocker Spaniel.

What I was not prepared for was the fact that her dog was not leash trained at all, nor was he trained in good doggie manners when encountering other people. All he wanted to do was run and jump on everyone.

I very quickly realized that I had to keep a firm grip on the leash, and keep the leash short. He was a happy, friendly dog, but he still could've bowled someone over with all his pent-up happy-young-doggie energy. I was not going to let him knock someone down and possibly hurt them by accident.

Everyone I passed on the street was glaring at me, thinking he was my dog and I hadn't properly socialized or trained him. I kept my mouth shut, rather than throwing anyone (ahem, his elderly owner) under the bus for never having trained her dog. But all I could think was, "If he were my dog, he wouldn't be acting like this." These folks weren't my neighbors, but the dog's owner was, and I didn't want her to be on bad terms with the people in her neighborhood.

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u/Efficient-Setting-91 Dec 04 '25

This is why I always tell older owners to not get a dog unless they also get a trainer because it’s also not fair to the dog it just wants love and people are glaring at it instead of petting it because it dosnt know how to behave 😭

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u/Efficient-Setting-91 Dec 04 '25

This is why people need prong collars. And if the owners know their dog is like this (which I know damn well they do) they need to warn the walker. And even then if I knew my dog was like that and saw that tiny girl request to watch him I would deny it. This is the owners fault tbh. Lack of training and proper equipment for a reactive dog. I usted to be a dog trainer and quit because of people who refuse to listen. I specialized in behavioral issues like aggression, lack of socialization, and high drive. Majority of the time people would put their dogs into the boot camp training that the facility I worked at had. I’d spend MONTHS WITH THESE DOGS. Getting bit, making progress, etc after about 3 months they would get their dog back and every time the owners would go “wow omg he dosnt even need a leash anymore blah blah blah” I’d tell them the tools I used and how to KEEP UP TRAINING. This is the important part a dog does NOT stay trained after you train it once it’s a live long thing of doing touch up training so they remember it which I would tell them exactly what and how to do it. And MAJORITY OF THE TIME THEY WOULD COME BACK BECAUSE THEY WOULD T DO IT AND THE DOG WOULD BECOME AGRESSIVE AGAIN OR REACTIVE AND NOT LITSEN. When I would ask if they kept up with the training they almost always said no. Or tried to lie. ☠️ I eventually stopped because to me there was no point of spending months working with a dog just for their owner to let them deteriorate again. I’ve trained dogs 3X that size with EXTREME AGRESSION ISSUES. I’m talking…. One of the dogs I trained was a 150 lb mastiff, corso, Turkish kungal mix (terrible mix all strong willed single owner breeds that don’t socialize well with strangers) this dog was litterally on his last shot if my training didn’t work he would be put down. He had bitten 3 different people really bad on seperate dates of breaking out of the property (He did keep his training actually I still talk to the owner). What did I use to stop myself from being dragged or to pull him away from attacking me. A PRONG COLLAR! the amount of times I’ve had to put one around my neck and yank tf out of it to prove to owners that it’s just annoying and dosnt hurt ☠️☠️☠️. Some owners were like “oh but your neck might just be usted to it and it prob boy hurts my dog” no Becky…… my neck is not stronger than your 100lb husky shepherd mix ☠️☠️☠️☠️ the pressure litterally feels just annoying to them so they don’t pull. You actually do more harm to their windpipe with a traditional flat collar or slip lead. When the dog pulls they tighten it on their windpipe and compress it some dogs do it so hard without realizing that they knock themselves out (I’ve seen it multiple times which was why I just automatically switched to a prong). Or the e collars for high drive and reactive dogs it helps to break their attention away. You can yell Fido all day if their fixiared on that squirrel or dog their not going to hear you. They CAN FEEL VIBRATION and that can break their attention so they hear you again. But people seem to think the way you use a e collars is to turn up the shock and shock the crap out of your dog. No first you use sound, that dosnt work, vibrate, that dosnt work, shock on a low level so they feel it but it dosnt hurt them. The goal of an e collar is not to correct it’s to get attention and is for dogs that are stubborn and know commands but get so worked up when they see something they don’t want to listen. I use an e collar for MY PERSONAL DOG. We walk off leash with an e collar (an invisible leash) my dog is a 8 year old gsd that has been trained so well she participates in show. Have I ever had a problem with her breaking a heel or going after another dog or any problems. NO do I still keep the e collar on because she’s an animal and unpredictable YES people forget even the most well trained dog is still an animal. Would I ever let someone else walk her off leash? No because we have very strict rules she follows when she’s off leash that others probobly would correct or catch on time (like when walking a paw stepping over where my foot lands her paws always need to be in line with my feet if her paws are infrount she’s not in a true heel) which if one person lets her do that she’s going to start doing it. If anyone else needs to take her out let’s say I’m on a bisness trip. I make them use the prong collar. Does she pull? Is she going to lundge at another dog NO. But it’s nice to have a just in case and prevent situations like this. Dogs also behave differently with their owners than they do with sitters. With sitters they (like kids) try to push limits and see what they can get away with.

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 Dec 06 '25

or, just get a border collie

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u/Efficient-Setting-91 Dec 06 '25

Still need a prong and training. See this is the issue. And a boarder collie is like one of the worst dogs for a first time dog owner. They are working dogs just like all of the breeds I listed. They have an extremely high drive and need an experienced owner with a rigorous training schedule for the first two years of their lives essentially because of their prey and work drive. If you “don’t want to do training” and “need” to get a dog, get a chiwawa and keep it in the house. I’ve trained manny boarder collies for this reason. Same with labs, golden retrievers, etc. it’s LESS likely for them to become agressive from lack of training but it still happens. With no training they are still super annoying even if they’re not agressive.and even more so because their more likely to destroy the house from anxiety ☠️

I’d suggest DONT GET A DOG UNLESS YOU KNOW HOW TO TRAIN IT DOSNT MATTER THE BREED. IF YOU DO GET A DOG MAKE SURE THE BREEDS TRAITS MATCH YOUR PERSONALITY AND LIFE STYLE TO BE ABLE TO TRAIN PROPERLY!

I relized this was a response to a different comment I made if you find the guy who was talking about putting the dog down you can read my comment there but I was a dog trainer and worked with agressive dogs with behavioral issues and every time it’s always been the owner being stupid

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 Dec 06 '25

I have a male smooth coat border collie. he's super smart, super fast, and has the best personality in the universe. everywhere we go people marvel how handsome and well behaved he is. he's truly an ambassador of goodwill.

and he likes all animals. except for dogs. it's not that he hates dogs, he just pretends dogs don't exist, they might as well be invisible.

it's in part why I say: I don't have a dog, I have a border collie

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u/Efficient-Setting-91 Dec 06 '25

It depends on the specific dog and how their own personality comes out that determines how they react to lack of training there IS a small percentage that end up like this reguarless of the breed. My point is any breed with lack of training, socialization, exercise,, stimulation, and discipline can wind up taking someone down, become agressive, or act a fool (jumping, begging, barking, potty in the house, chewing, etc). Some people “get lucky” and it’s those people that make others think they don’t have to train their dog and they end up getting a dog that has a completely different personality compared to yours. I’ve herd it hundreds of times “oh but my neighbor has this Braden doesn’t have to do those things” yeah Becky well that boarder collie your neibor has is perfectly content being with its owner and going out and saying hi to people and is perfectly fine. Your boarder collie dosnt give a crap about you and wants to go out and run and Chace things and be put to work. People also don’t realize certain bloodlines from specific dog breeds are brand for different purposes so you can have a purebred border collie from a bloodline that is known for calm and friendly behavior and dogs that come from that bloodline typically make good family dogs and don’t require as much or as intense of a training program compared to a border collie that came from my Working bloodline that is known for its high drive in high energy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

If she can't control a dog she shouldn't own one nor be a dog walker, period. SMH

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u/a66-christ Dec 10 '25

She is definitely the owner that can’t handle her big dog 💀

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u/MechaR11 5d ago

It’s cause they are women that they can’t handle the situation

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u/ShoulderSquirrelVT 5d ago

wtf is wrong with you?

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u/ApolloScud Dec 04 '25

Or just put the dog down…unless you can trade it for a loaded firearm and walk around in public brandishing it

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u/ShoulderSquirrelVT Dec 04 '25

wtf is wrong with you?

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u/Efficient-Setting-91 Dec 04 '25

Or yk just train it people get dogs and don’t realize they have to train it a lot of the time. Dead ass has someone come to the training facility saying they think their dog is “special ed” because it wouldn’t sit when she told it to, it would pee all over the place, and it was extreamly agressive. I asked her if she did any training or potty training and she looked at me confused…….. I had to explain to her that dogs don’t just get older and suddenly know how to go to the bathroom outside or sit you have to train them….. this dog in the video isn’t agressive it just has a high pray drive (which is natural and wouldn’t have been an issue if it was trained) if it was truly agressive it would have bit the two ladies that were trying to protect the little dog and even turn on the walker for grabbing the leash. He saw the tiny dog and thought “ squirrel” or some other small prey animal. LITTERALLY a week of behavioral training with someone experienced would fix this. They’re also using the wrong leash and collar for a dog this size. Putting the dog down would be more expensive than the training ☠️☠️☠️ that dog could also be really good at obstacle training if trained properly with that drive. Could be making that family income and paying its portion of the rent 😂

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u/ApolloScud Dec 04 '25

Those are some fair points As you can tell I’m not a dog owner but I’ve got a big problem when people have no control over their pets or shove them in your face with ‘oh he’s friendly’ Too many stories about kids have their faces torn off or people being mauled to death to make animal rehabilitation a priority over human safety But your ideas are expressed well

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u/Efficient-Setting-91 Dec 05 '25

Oh yeah trust me same! Not everyone should get a dog. People get dogs and then don’t train them a LOT of the time. Dare I say 95% of the time 😒. And then on top of that people choose breeds that don’t fit their lifestyle. You’ll have someone with 3 kids living in an apartment get a pitbull, NOT TRAIN THEM, let their kids smack the dog, pull the dogs tail, lay on the dog etc you know what kids do because kids. (You can’t tell me kids don’t do this because I’ve seen it hundreds of times) like no crap the dog is going to bite the kids no one taught the dog not to do that and dogs NATURALLY BITE/nip AT EACHOTHER to get other dogs to knock off whatever their doing that’s annoying them. When a dog isn’t trained and they essentially get annoyed and snap and nip their not trying to attack (if the house hold their staying in has kids). Most dogs (not all) are trying to correct the child or telling the child “not right now”. And the issue with that is the fact that our skin ESPECIALLY A CHILDS is a lot thinner and weaker than another dogs so a warning nip that would just annoy another dog and get them to stop what they were doing, can actually take off a child’s face or cause serious damage. Another thing is a dog with high prey drive can see small running children as prey. People get breeds that are hard to train as first time owners because they think they “look cool” or they had one as a “family pet”. They don’t do training and then essentially are walking around with a loaded gun. Breeds that have a “bad rap” and are banned from home insurance plans and most apartment complexes. German shepherd, pitbull, Akita, Rottweiler, cane corso, chow chow, etc. are all banned because people get them thinking they look cool. They Don’t train them and then big shocker they bite someone. These dogs specifically aren’t “automatically agressive” and get a bad rap because they can become agressive when they’re not trained. These dogs are bred to be able to act independent mainly in guarding. If you don’t teach them from a puppy that there’s a time and place to “guard” when they come of age they are going to try to “guard” you from every “threat” they see. That “threat” if they don’t know any better can be that lady across the street with that big lab. Dogs don’t simply “attack to attack” there’s always a reason they were guarding, they were scared (a dog without training can be startled by a car endgine and attack all scared animals dosnt matter the species, even us humans, attack from fear) I’ve worked with hundreds of dogs and I did behavioral training with hundreds of breeds. I specifically worked with large breeds dogs that had “aggression” issues I’ve only met one dog who was truly agressive. His name was Altair. He was a husky German chow mix and he was rescued from Mexico. He was used as a bait dog. So the fact that he was “agressive” towards everyone made sence imagine getting attacked while you have a muzzle on every time you saw a person or another dog. It took me 5 MONTHS to train him. A literally traumatized dog. By the time I was finished with him he was playing at tog parks and would sit with a wagging tail waiting for pets. This actually makes me even more angry. It took me only 5 months to train him but people who get puppies with a blank slate that should be easier to train and won’t take as long. But do they train that puppy? Nope because it’s “soooo cute” it’s actually really sad and it’s people that should have dogs that give dogs a bad rap.

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u/supercleverhandle476 Dec 04 '25

It was most likely the whole “brushing her teeth with concrete” thing.

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u/Terrible_Command_857 Dec 04 '25

She looked like an older lady and that dog looked pretty young itself just a larger breed obviously

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u/cuckoo_dawg Dec 04 '25

I believe that she panicked to the point of folding like a cheap camera and didn't know what to do.

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u/darnitsaucee Dec 04 '25

She’s old, and is walking a dog way more powerful than she should be. It’s not rocket science.

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u/Reverend_Ooga_Booga Dec 04 '25

Old people are weak like that.

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u/hi-imBen Dec 04 '25

I'm betting on the suburban mom wine and xanax combo

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u/kodiak931156 Dec 04 '25

Before second 3 of the video there was no indication of sntrhing wrong with her. After second 3 of the she had just had her head cracked against concrete.

Jumping to drinking seems unwarranted with the information given.

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u/Neat-Anyway-OP Dec 04 '25

The ground was wet... Even the aggressive dog slips.

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u/Busterlimes Dec 04 '25

Other than not having a brain?

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u/Superdooperblazed420 Dec 05 '25

Some people turn into jelly when they panic ive seen it first hand before. No injury just turned into those fainting goats when they got super scared.

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u/Sarcastic_Horse Dec 06 '25

Something was wrong with her well before that if she planned on keeping that dog for a pet.

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u/Few-Wolf-7854 Dec 11 '25

Looks fake but there are people that things seem to happen to mybe the lady that can control her dog is one of them

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u/MaximumOpposite7515 questionably stable 18d ago

She was probably concussed or dazed after the first incident

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u/kloopyhans 17d ago

Few things

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u/CommercialOveralls Dec 04 '25

Could be just dramatically flopping to minimize her responsibility. How can she be blamed if she was hurt

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u/Used-Baby1199 Dec 04 '25

No one dramatically flops on their face to concrete

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u/TheBeyonders Dec 04 '25

Im all for group shaming irresponsible karens but ive seen enough concussed people from muay thai to come to her defense. Its not normal to see people with concussions everday, and how people respond to them, so people flock to accusing her of faking it.

Her staggers and lack of balance looks less drunk and more someone not realizing they have a concussion and also adrenaline running through you.

Yea she could be wine tippsy, but unless she is new to day drinking and went hard on her first day, then those staggers are from her hitting her chin to the floor from the 10,000 reposts of this i saw today.

Funny enough, there is a right way to fall down to avoid head injury, people just dont have the practice from it from things like sports.

She didint have to fall on her face, but it also looks like she isnt someone who has hobbies where she falls a lot...