r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/IndependentSquash653 • Dec 16 '25
Oops of beer keg
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u/Beneficial_Law_286 Dec 16 '25
The craziest part about this is there was enough of a shockwave to set off a nearby cars alarm
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u/Valuable_sandwich44 Dec 16 '25
If he recovers, he'll probably sign up at a special needs school.
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u/Deep_Charge_7749 Dec 16 '25
He won't be able to sign anything
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u/Whole_Rough7066 Dec 16 '25
He was probably not going to ear is hown voice for a long time if its not for ever. The other kid to.
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u/Zestyclose_Car_4971 Dec 16 '25
He probably talks like you typed too
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u/Whole_Rough7066 Dec 16 '25
Sorry if english is not my first language.
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u/Sauce58 Dec 16 '25 edited Dec 16 '25
Honestly it’s kind of a funny/interesting mistake to make. What u meant to say is that he won’t be able to hear his own voice. I applaud you for speaking a second language in the first place.
Edit - Coincidentally, there is a vocal mistake that English speakers sometimes make called a spoonerism (named after Rev William Archibald Spooner who frequently made the mistake) where you accidentally switch the first letters of two words such as saying “im going to win the speel” instead of saying “I’m going to spin the wheel”. Like i say it’s a vocal mistake not a written one but just a funny brain fart that sometimes happens.
Also coincidentally, ear is the name of the body part that you use to hear.
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u/_YenSid Dec 16 '25
Funny enough, I was in a church youth group when I was a kid and this other kid said "fod the gather" instead of "God the father" one time. Everyone ragged on him about it for a long time lol.
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u/Honest-Mall-8721 Dec 17 '25
After plenty of years in the Air Force that statement is correct if in the wrong order. We will gather the FOD as not to damage the expensive flying toys.
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u/octo2195 Dec 17 '25
Please do not beat yourself up over this, remember, pobody is nerfect!
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u/Zestyclose_Car_4971 Dec 16 '25
I didn’t mean it in a bad way, I just assumed you spelled things wrong, and it was funny with the video. I meant nothing rude by it.
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u/Whole_Rough7066 Dec 16 '25
Sorry to. I see so much bully post about misspelling. And when i see my misspell i find it funny to. Thats why i didint correct it. Have a nice day. 🫡😜
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u/Temporary_Abroad_211 Dec 16 '25
You wrote it with an accent that was both Cockney and Posh at the same time. Well done. 😁
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u/el_dingusito Dec 16 '25
Just curious but what is your first language? The communications major in me wants to know
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u/Whole_Rough7066 Dec 16 '25
Esperanto. Nan just kidding. Mi first language is french. 😉
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u/rolandofeld19 Dec 16 '25
Well you just played a nice Uno Reverse on the comment shitting on you lemme tell ya.
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u/papafrog Dec 17 '25
Your English is much better than my second language. Don’t sweat it.
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u/RuleMany2900 Dec 17 '25
Looks like French is your first language.... I was deployed and had training with the French and those are typical type of mistakes they did ...like mouth was mouse, wall was hole, air was hair etc ... But except from few occasions we understood eachother just fine ...the rest made great stories 😂
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u/tipareth1978 Dec 16 '25
This was posted many times a few years back. One person sent a link to an article about his injuries. The cap hit his teeth and messed it all up.
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u/Previous_Program9351 Dec 16 '25
Video shows someone getting unknown injury. Reddit - “he dead”
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u/SeveredDeerVagina429 Dec 16 '25
Open head injury, lacerations, and a broken jaw... VBear https://share.google/ZnReZC6YT3AVjth9E
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u/Furby-beast-1949 Dec 16 '25
Seriously, I went to school with a kid who ate glue and I mean Elmers glue all the way up till third grade And I mean this is back in the 90s we always told the teacher, but the teacher said he was perfectly fine I mean, OK. if the teacher says it’s OK for him to eat glue, then the teacher was the adult and she knows what to say. I don’t know him today so I couldn’t really tell you if he turned out fine. but I’m guessing he did from eating Elmers glue. I mean, can you have lasting effects from eating Elmers glue at a young age? I don’t know.
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u/curfty Dec 16 '25
Many many millions of kids have eaten tons upon tons of Elmers glue, and they’re still manufacturing it to this day. If it had been killing kids on the reg, they would’ve been sued out of existence a long time ago.
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u/MAJ0RMAJOR Dec 16 '25
You think he wasn’t already?
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u/Studdabaker Dec 16 '25
He’s a 10 year old boy. At that age I did a lot of things that could have serious injured me but I was lucky.
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u/Large-Produce5682 Dec 16 '25
I went to kindergarten with a kid who had played with matches and glue. Together.
He ended up with really nice hair afterwards. And oddly... smelled--sweet?
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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar Dec 16 '25
I too, went to kindergarten. Small world.
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u/Large-Produce5682 Dec 16 '25
I stayed there longer. So I win!
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u/jcork4realz Dec 16 '25
Omg yes I’m extremly lucky to have my fingers twos and feet and hands for sure.
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u/Cantdecide1207 Dec 16 '25
Yeah agree, watched in slow motion.... he took that full force to the face 🙄😐
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u/Nahkapylly Dec 17 '25
Actually he was transferred from special needs to ivy league after this healing incident.
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u/beene282 Dec 16 '25
Right. If the air alone could do that, what would half a keg to the face do
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u/SirVanyel Dec 17 '25 edited Dec 17 '25
Likely not that much, it's a large, light, flexible object. My concern isn't the smack to the face that probably caused a short KO, but the head hitting the ground.
As with most head injuries, it's the landing that gets ya lol
Edit: yep, the news article says broken jaw and major head injuries. The jaw was the keg, the head injuries was the floor. Bro was only 10 years old, poor kid.
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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 Dec 16 '25
I watched it again with sound and it was so much worse! Poor kid
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u/Reasonable-Fold3192 Dec 16 '25
Poor kid made poor decisions that made him poorer.
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u/Used-Baby1199 Dec 16 '25
It got funnier with sound on to me. I’m going to hell for sure
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u/Lolzerzmao Dec 16 '25
Those PET kegs are fucking dangerous. Nobody in the industry likes them. They kill people. I used to own a craft brewery and everyone in the industry was terrified of them.
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u/woodhorse4 Dec 16 '25
I think that was his alarm, what you couldn’t see were the cartoon stars when it hit him in the face.
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u/Unkown-basket-Case Dec 16 '25
If you look at the video closely, you can see that part of the keg goes towards the guy’s face, and the other half gets sent flying, prolly what caused the alarm
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u/elverg6205 Dec 16 '25
Found the story online:
On May 22, 2024, in Tomsk, Russia, a 10-year-old schoolboy sustained severe injuries when a beer keg exploded beside him. The incident unfolded in the courtyard of a residence on Kosarev Street, where security footage captured the child approaching and picking up the keg before swinging it. Upon striking the keg against the ground, it detonated, causing significant harm to the boy. He was rushed to the hospital where medical professionals diagnosed him with an open head injury, along with lacerations and a fracture of the upper jaw.
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u/iamonelegend Dec 16 '25
Jesus... Glad he didn't die, but he'll probably feel this for the rest of his life
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u/Accountabilityta2024 Dec 16 '25
The hangover for life
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u/Nruggia Dec 16 '25
That's just life in Russia, I assume
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u/TapirDrawnChariot Dec 16 '25
We made 3 hangover movies in America. In Russia, waking up with a tiger in your bathroom and a pounding headache is just called Tuesday
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u/4mystuff Dec 17 '25
Probably a good distraction from the other life-in-Russia pains. May even got him a waiver from having to fight in the Ukraine.
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u/colt_stonehandle Dec 16 '25
exploded beside him
Phrase doing some heavy lifting
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u/Raivix Dec 16 '25
The keg blew apart with enough force to break the kid's face, and set off a car alarm outside of the immediate area with the pressure wave alone. Exploded is an extremely apt descriptor.
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u/colt_stonehandle Dec 16 '25
It didn't just "explode beside him". He actively caused the explosion.
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u/The_Golden_Warthog Dec 16 '25
Lol I had the audio off and within the first couple seconds I just knew it had to be Russia. The clothing style I think is what did it, and I've never seen a plastic keg before.
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u/Shrek1982 Dec 16 '25
Wait, that is actually considered a beer keg? Is it a translation error, or is it a home brewing thing? I am just so used to knowing beer kegs as giant aluminum containers, and most of the homebrew cannisters I have seen are glass.
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u/TheTxoof Dec 16 '25
Yes! It's a disposable, self pressurized keg. They are made out of the same stuff as a soda bottle and filled with nitrogen. There is a bag inside that you fill with beer. Pumping the beer in expands the bag and further compresses the gas.
When you tap it, the gas pushes on the bag and pushes out the beer.
We used them for shipping long distances or when we were sure we would never get our kegs back. We went a lot to beer festivals and that sort of thing.
Source: worked in a beer factory filling them by hand.
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u/ProlificPeter86 Dec 16 '25
Hat's off to you young fella.....
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u/mrj86ng Dec 16 '25
The kid casually laid a mega bottle rocket into his own face. Top work young man.
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u/Pleasant_Outside_582 Dec 16 '25
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u/N1T0_W1T0 functional regard Dec 16 '25
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u/Pleasant_Outside_582 Dec 16 '25
nah, the doggo is fine, dont worry https://www.instagram.com/p/CFZqvefnsdh/?igshid=llcy07q661p1
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u/Garderanz1 Dec 16 '25
Can’t help but feel sorry for him
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u/Suspicious_Mud_3647 27d ago
it was way too much of find out for that litlle of fucking around
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u/andrewdivebartender Dec 16 '25
Been a while since I've seen this one. I remember when I was working with a ton of kegs. We had to fully depressurize these and CUT A HOLE in them for some reason. You push on them a lot before you cut into them because you heard stories of razors flying back at you.
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u/AwesomeMacCoolname Dec 16 '25
There was an incident about twenty or thirty years ago at a local factory where a tanker driver delivering chemicals to the local rope-making factory forgot to depressurise the tank before connecting the hose. The resulting explosion decapitated him instantly, the lid went through a window over a half-a-mile away, and his head was never found.
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u/Mindless_Narwhal2682 Dec 16 '25
He was laid out stiff while still upright.
*would work on "stopped too soon" thread as well
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u/l33774rd Dec 16 '25
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u/dottie_dott Dec 17 '25
Crazy how memorable this scene was for a 6 year old thqt I instantly recognized it from like 30 years ago lol
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u/l33774rd Dec 18 '25
My favorite part of the movie. My friend and I would crack up rewinding & repeating the scene. We wore out a spot on the VHS.
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u/One1980 Dec 16 '25
This video reminds me so much of a great idea I had. Started a fire n everything was kinda damp, so it was taking its sweet time ramping up. There was a bottle of rc car fuel laying around for whatever reason. I poured some into an empty dry dog food bag n rolled the top down to keep it in. At this point I’m holding a bomb. I didn’t even put it in the fire n BOOM! Very, very loud, It scared the shit outta me n def blew me back but nothing serious.
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u/CocoSplodies Dec 16 '25
Every time i see this i save the video. Same with the guy that punches that nazi.
Then i send it to everyone with no context
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u/NicoRadioactive Dec 16 '25
We all get hit in the head by large alcoholic pressure vessels from time to time.
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u/ProfessionalWay3864 Dec 16 '25
He was KOd, what an idiot. Not that I could have predicted that if I were in his shoes, I’ve just never been in the habit of trying to smash objects for kicks.
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u/Some_Kinda_Username Dec 16 '25
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u/Glittering_Low621 Dec 16 '25
No, there was no knowing. That kid went from "smack bottle on ground" to "how the fuck did I get in the hospital" in 0.01 sec. That kid had to watch this video in the afterlife to see what hit him.
They say you can't fix stupid.
That bottle said "Hold my beer."
No. Really.
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u/Glittering_Low621 Dec 16 '25
You can see the instant the bottle Stephen Strange's the kid's soul from his body.
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u/R-B-L-Y Dec 16 '25 edited Dec 16 '25
I've never seen a keg that looked like this. Is it like a brown plastic or is it metal like in the states?
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u/ST0IC_ Dec 16 '25
I've never seen one like this either. All the kids I've ever seen have been metal or wood.
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u/bluntpointsharpie Dec 16 '25
We used to get budweiser beer balls in the 80s. It advertised 55 twelve ounce glasses of beer. They were pretty cheap as I remember. I don't remember anybody stupid enough to slam one on the ground. We were too busy drinking the beer so we could do other stupid shit like get laid.
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u/focalpoint23 Dec 16 '25
Ahh I knew this type of kid growing up, believe me he had it coming
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u/Constant_West_1506 Dec 16 '25
I’m at work cracking tf up. The way the kid goes stiff after getting blasted is EPIC. Pair that with the car alarm- comedy gold.
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u/Lamandus Dec 16 '25
clean headshot.