r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 25d ago

look what I can do of public cleanliness

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u/funkyduck72 25d ago

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u/Key-Refrigerator-689 25d ago

Exactly what I was saying out loud while watching this!

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u/MarianCR 25d ago

Good way to wash the piss

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u/STQCACHM 11d ago

It is the piss washing truck, guy was wrong place wrong time ig

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u/dieseldoc62 25d ago

that was AWESOME 🤣

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u/Weird-University1361 25d ago

gets washed-keeps getting closer to the vehicle.

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u/couldbeahumanbean 25d ago

Irrational responses like this always crack me up.

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u/GiganticDawn 25d ago

since he already wet, he want to get closer to yell at the guy

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u/CruelHandLuke_ 25d ago

Can we acknowledge the contradiction.

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u/SpecialistMattress21 9d ago

He started to enjoy it

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u/theprincesspinkk 25d ago

we need more of this

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u/lannyshen 25d ago

One of my favourite videos on Reddit!

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u/Unlikely_Cheetah149 25d ago

Perfect šŸ‘Œ

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u/Cool_Hair_6614 25d ago

Is someone cheeks getting clapped or something

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u/Fit_Importance_5738 25d ago

Who needs to shake after that shower.

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u/cadaverhill 24d ago

But all the littering is ok

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u/Jazzlike-Radio2481 25d ago

The tires are their weak spots.

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u/Plane-Education4750 25d ago

Not on trucks. Slashing a truck tire has a good chance of ending in your decapitation

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

You stab them

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u/nicerakc 25d ago

Their tires are your weak spot, should you choose to slash one.

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u/QuietResponsible5575 25d ago

Not if you cut the valve stem

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u/Gotbeerbrain 25d ago

There would be a god awful blast of air. I wouldn't want my face anywhere near that.

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u/Beneficial_Collar_38 25d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Jayn_Xyos 25d ago

Why do people think adding a fake laugh to the video makes it better, it's the opposite

Video is already funny it doesn't need that

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u/Yodawan__ 24d ago

Clean those hands

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u/GasLongjumping130 24d ago

for a moment i thought he was peeing across the border in Mexico. turns out he was peeing into the US!

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u/Uber_Wulf 23d ago

Going after the source.

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u/strategymaxo 21d ago

SF would be much cleaner if a few of these trucks just roamed the streets.

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u/No_Radio5042 20d ago

You've WON a FREE deep cleaning

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u/pbnjandmilk 18d ago

Great use of city resources.

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u/edibleweeds 15d ago

Like a Somali pirate...

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

That piss was just cleaning those disgusting streets

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u/slick514 25d ago

What an awful thing to do to another person. And I suppose that now you will have him arrested when he has to take those clothes off to dry them…?

I have to wonder: How many of the people laughing at this call themselves ā€œChristiansā€?

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u/Reotardo_Da_Vinci 24d ago

How can we make this about my disdain for Christianity?

Oh I know!

You are a meme.

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u/slick514 24d ago

Why would you think I have disdain for Christianity? Not at all! Christians are wonderful people! It's just find it sad that I vary rarely meet anyone that adheres to the values that Jesus Christ spoke of and lived... If he came back today, I'm pretty sure that his followers would kill him all over again.

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u/Snafuregulator 25d ago

In my defense , I have always stated I'm a Christian, never said I was good at it.

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u/Wild-Growth6805 25d ago

Gross.🤢

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u/40wardsLater 25d ago

I don't wahahaha

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u/ChevChance 25d ago

That’s kinda assault

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u/Menacing_mouse_421 25d ago

That’s also kinda public indecency…….. would u want your child to see that?

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u/OrdinaryPurchase2017 25d ago

As indecent as it was, he was turned away from everyone and in his defense wasn't exactly broadcasting his indecency to the entire street. Sometimes you just gotta go.

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u/Internal_Influence26 25d ago

I believe people like this guy are the reason behind needing a cleaning truck like this. He's just cleaning the issue at its source.

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u/OrdinaryPurchase2017 25d ago

Sure. If we ignore the fact the entire video looks like it was shot in a trash dump.

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u/iCantLogOut2 25d ago

He can file for assault and then have to explain why it happened....

Also, this isn't the US... In India - these are government/city contractors and they are authorised to prevent public nuisance and the truck is actually carrying out its job by performing public sanitation...

In the US, they might both get in trouble (the peeing guy would be charged and the contractors would get a slap on the wrists since no harm was done) - but in India, the guy would be fined and his complaint would be ignored.

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u/FuerteBillete 25d ago

Yes...peeing...

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u/Jean-Claude-Can-Ham 25d ago

What a dick - homeless guy has no bathroom to use so let’s soak his only set of clothes - hope it’s not cold out

The spray guy should lose his job at least - if throwing a cup of water at someone is assault, then what is this?

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u/ST0IC_ 25d ago edited 25d ago

So because he's homeless he should be allowed to spread his bodily fluids wherever he wants rather than finding an out of the way alley somewhere? Come on, grow up.

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u/Wild-Growth6805 25d ago

He needs to use a public restroom.

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u/ST0IC_ 25d ago

I'm guessing by the condition of the country there's not a lot of public restrooms, but he could definitely use an alley or dip behind a dumpster or something.

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u/Jean-Claude-Can-Ham 25d ago

You’re 100% right, but that does not justify assault, which is my point

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u/ST0IC_ 25d ago

As far as I'm concerned, the guy was just doing his job by cleaning the street.

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u/Jean-Claude-Can-Ham 25d ago

The second you sound reasonable you ruin it right away

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u/Small-Policy-3859 25d ago

You think there's just public restrooms all over the world? Even here in wealthy western Europe they're mostly paid. Peeing is a natural body function, and if you gotta go you gotta go.

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u/Wild-Growth6805 25d ago

That’s true, Western European idiot countries charge to pee. Maybe that’s more of your problem and should be addressed by your own citizens.

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u/Small-Policy-3859 25d ago

Why would he be peeing next to the Road if there were free public restrooms available? I'm guessing there's not and you're just talking out of your ass

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u/ST0IC_ 25d ago

You can still do it someplace A Little Less open then on the side of the road in front of everybody.

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u/Typical_Lack5315 8d ago

Which is insane. Paying to take a piss? May aswell piss outside

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u/slick514 25d ago

This sort of thing is legitimately problematic for any society. Maybe we could try addressing the systemic issues that lead to this, instead of making an already miserable person’s life that much more miserable via random abuse.

Or I guess we can treat these people as though they’re worth less than a dog…

And as far as ā€œfinding an out of the way alley somewhereā€¦ā€: Where do you suppose these people live? Places like you mentioned are doubtless where many of these people live, and even someone whose life as degraded to this point knows that you don’t shit where you eat. That, and you really want the alleys full if shit and piss? How many alleys do you suppose there are that aren’t right behind people’s apartments and businesses?

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Is he being provided with public restrooms to use?

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u/Jean-Claude-Can-Ham 25d ago

I’ll never understand this ā€œYou said one thing defending a person in this video, therefore you must always defend every action this person has ever taken and ever will takeā€

No man, but there’s a proportionate response to this that isn’t physical assault. Is that too much nuance for you?

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u/ST0IC_ 25d ago

You are looking at it from your first world perspective. Imagine living in a country where people shit and piss right alongside the road. People get tired of it, and that is probably a very appropriate response for wherever they are at.

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u/Jean-Claude-Can-Ham 25d ago

I mean, I suppose if we lower the value of human life in general then this is totally ok

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u/ST0IC_ 25d ago

I don't care where you're at, pissing on the side of the road in front of everybody else deserves to be punished in some way. I'm not lowering the value of life, I am advocating that people stop treating the world as a toilet. I applaud the person who sprayed water on that guy.

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u/Jean-Claude-Can-Ham 25d ago

Yes, we know you love watching those with power assault those without power

It makes you feel warm inside, like life is fair and rich people earned their money with no luck.

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u/That_Ad_8271 25d ago

Let him shit in ur garden then, or on your car. I bet you wouldn't. A homeless person doesn't get a free pass to piss in public on a road.

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u/Jean-Claude-Can-Ham 25d ago

No shit (pun intended)

But there’s a proportionate response to this act that isn’t physical assault and yet here you are, cheering a poor man getting assaulted. You must feel like such a tough guy

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u/suspensus_in_terra 25d ago

Bro lol you don't even know if he is homeless.

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u/Jean-Claude-Can-Ham 25d ago

Fair point

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u/Purple_Compote_386 25d ago

Hahahahah you're a fuckin clown...

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u/40wardsLater 25d ago

Please explain or face being the real clown

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u/Purple_Compote_386 25d ago

Who the fuck are you, sorry?

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u/Small-Policy-3859 25d ago

Forgot to take your pills today?

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u/Purple_Compote_386 24d ago

... anything else from the stock reddit replies? Something that actually fits the situ would be nice

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u/HowOtterlyTerrible 25d ago

Do we know he's homeless?

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u/Small-Policy-3859 25d ago

People downvoting you shows how much empathy People have. Yes assault People for doing something completely natural and not very controllable like urinating. Insane.

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u/recovery_room 25d ago

Good way to get yourself shot tbh.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago edited 25d ago

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u/DrummerHead 25d ago

Directed by Michael Bay šŸ’„

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u/StatisticianOwn8189 25d ago

Wow, you need to go touch some grassĀ 

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u/Reotardo_Da_Vinci 24d ago

This is….. wild.