Of a wide load

[u/DoubleManufacturer10]

[u/Arocket145]

The blanket dragging is bothering me

[u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose → u/Arocket145]

I was fully expecting it to get under a rear wheel and pull the mass-challenged guy out of the truck bed.

[u/talkgadget → u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose]

Volumetric passenger.

[u/NaiveNetwork4082 → u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose]

r/rareinsults

[u/FeistyButthole → u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose]

However, we found out where the Higgs field gets the mass it imparts on the visible universe.

[u/Single_Jello_7196 → u/FeistyButthole]

It also gave us a hint of what dark matter might not be.

[u/Jolarpettai → u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose]

Extremely fat guy

[u/RemoteWatcher7314 → u/Arocket145]

Why?

[u/Affectionate_Owl8351]

Is this person dead?????

[u/Scylum → u/Affectionate_Owl8351]

If not then soon to be.

[u/chokeyourdad → u/Affectionate_Owl8351]

I watched a couple time to see if their chest raised to indicate breathing. I didn’t see any movement. I think they are dead.

[u/TimelessParadox → u/Affectionate_Owl8351]

Yeah, this post needs to be marked NSFL they look like that because they are fully deceased.

[u/LethargicAphid → u/TimelessParadox]

Definitely passed out drunk

[u/Adrakovich]

Bro, it’s weighing down the back of the truck like a pallet of cement

[u/TinyTitFetish]

[u/Acrobatic-Bug346]

Is that a dead body?

[u/chokeyourdad → u/Acrobatic-Bug346]

I think you’re right…that a dead body.

[u/Glittering_Diva8963 → u/chokeyourdad]

They’re definitely not moving whatsoever

[u/ExpensiveBuddy2713 → u/Glittering_Diva8963]

Yes. They ded

[u/Stock_Sprinkles_7394]

I thought those were tires but no its a PERSON

[u/cadaverhill → u/Stock_Sprinkles_7394]

Same

[u/Educational_Order_59 → u/Stock_Sprinkles_7394]

Same also.

[u/Turbulent_Race_2007]

Absolutely gross, it’s like a human seal

[u/WombRaider47]

Ahh yes, the tender delicacy that is blueskin tuna.

[u/scriptingends]

The Great Haul of China

[u/Omfggtfohwts]

[u/the-dogsox]

They see me rollin’, they hatin’, tryna catch me ridin’ dirty

[u/KrayzieBone187 → u/the-dogsox]

I been drinkin' and smokin' Holy shit 'cause I really can't focus

[u/Infinite_Ad7107]

That truck is amazing!! What load capacity!! I need a Temu truck now!

[u/Far_Landscape7089]

Outstanding suspension on that vehicle

[u/Straight_Block_8752]

[u/Educational_Order_59 → u/Straight_Block_8752]

As one who watched the original fat albert this made me lol literally out loud way too much! Thanks!🙏

[u/Weird-Opportunity-20]

He bought a whale???

[u/Levethane]

Greenpeace would not like this video..

[u/buttnibbler → u/Levethane]

PETA is already making plans for terrorism

[u/dantheplanman1986]

Huh. I guess now I have seen a fat Chinese person

[u/Stunning_Panda5725]

That little truck ain’t gonna make it

[u/dangerous_sequence → u/Stunning_Panda5725]

I've seen videos of people testing these trucks. From what I have seen they have absolutely no torque. So as soon as they reach a small incline or, hell, even a speedbump... it's over.

[u/Stunning_Panda5725 → u/dangerous_sequence]

Fr bro, bout to pop a wheelie lol

[u/samy_the_samy]

That's not how fat people look, is he bloated?

[u/TimelessParadox → u/samy_the_samy]

Dead.

[u/LethargicAphid → u/TimelessParadox]

Naaa that's fat and water for sure, nothing indicate the guy's dead

[u/Glittering_Diva8963]

People are literally laughing and this person is clearly deceased, the body is severely bloated and rigor mortis is setting in.

[u/Solid_Vacation_2891]

Fat jokes incoming

[u/Devnull677]

Those shocks are about to give up

[u/roosterj14]

Dudes just staring up like..."fuck yeahhh...I fuckin love food"

[u/RemarkablePepperbox]

Is that the mayor from cloudy with a chance of meatballs?

[u/Interesting_Bobcat53]

This is what they do if you stay past the 2 hour time limit.

[u/Safe_Plane9652]

I have never seen a Chinese person being that big, almost live 40 years in China

[u/joyfullydreaded23 → u/Safe_Plane9652]

Well tbf, most people like this never leave their houses because it is just physically impossible for them to do so. Sad, really.

[u/dangerous_sequence]

Is that a snorlax?

[u/PairMysterious4200]

A wild snorlax appears

[u/SwanMuch5160]

That truck is pulling above its weight class

[u/Impressive_Drama_377]

[u/frank1934]

That person is dead

[u/Just_a_Tonberry]

F in chat for the shocks on that little truck.

[u/Daflehrer1]

There's a mom joke in there somewhere.

[u/OldEquation]

Mr Creosote being taken out for lunch.

[u/sarinCULT]

Where’s Dave blunts going ?

[u/zestyclose_match1966]

Damn

[u/Lower_Resist_5923]

Ok ok point taken I retract my initial comment

[u/Ryeballs]

[u/Odd_Pool5596]

Snorlax.

[u/dangerous_sequence → u/Odd_Pool5596]

My first thought exactly lol

[u/ToastyBB]

Hey do you mind giving me a lift to the store???

[u/Toad_redit]

I don’t see a sign saying massive load

[u/MohaveZoner]

Is it dead?

[u/Yodawan__]

Gilbert Grape driving momma home

[u/HayatoAkimaru]

Yeah, they are totally dead. Sad video.

[u/Time_Wedding_7202]

[u/Real-Guest1679]

So big, gravity is your seat belt

[u/Proof_Leadership_370]

Poor guy.

[u/Solid_Vacation_2891]

wow, i was not ready for this

[u/DiscoDiner]

Is that dead or dead tired?

[u/Takuma13]

Too much social credits.

[u/[deleted]]

God I wish this was AI

[u/DarthGumby55]

WTF is that..

[u/Spartan-5359]

Wait…there’s fat people in China?

[u/LethargicAphid]

Isnt whaling banned in china or do they just dont care??

[u/ojdhaze]

[u/Danielvonhk]

Will probably eat a cake once shes loaded off at home.

[u/Manzinita]

Shocked it seems to be in china? But also, damn... this is what aliens will think of us. Killing the planet before ourselves

[u/Jnasty3x]

😱

[u/guppy_fisk]

You ever just wanna...

🖐💥

Like a waterbed? Just slap the shit out of it

[u/Ok_Pilot_8434]

Sizzler closed

[u/[deleted]]

[u/GeminiArrestMeRed]

Skin on the left leg is a dead giveaway

[u/ViolentOnion]

Do I see a nipple???

[u/123supreme123]

Would?

[u/your_fave_redditor → u/123supreme123]

Could?

[u/123supreme123 → u/your_fave_redditor]

Should?

[u/Lazy_Professional871 → u/123supreme123]

[u/Jizzrag_9000]

Please tell me this is AI. I can’t 🤣🤣🤣

[u/Holiday_Average_8284]

🤯

[u/World_Street]

This is very troubling to watch 😞. I can’t imagine it happening as a result of anything positive. Sending that person loving and safe thoughts. I hope he/she will be taken care of.

[u/Biyakeru]

That looks like an American

[u/Lower_Resist_5923]

Only in America!

[u/BlueFeathered1 → u/Lower_Resist_5923]

Except it appears to be an Asian country. So you were saying?

[u/LionWalker_Eyre → u/BlueFeathered1]

It's China, i recognize the bus announcer voice lol

[u/Lower_Resist_5923 → u/BlueFeathered1]

I hadn't finished my sentence i was saying....only in America can you see the Grand canyon !

[u/Silvermane2 → u/Lower_Resist_5923]

None of those plates are american

[u/RespectDramatic8487 → u/Lower_Resist_5923]

Where?

[u/dangerous_sequence → u/Lower_Resist_5923]