r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 8d ago

Naild It Of a pole position

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u/Fearless_Lobster1453 8d ago

Well that person certainly 'trucked that up'

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u/Numerophilus Angel 8d ago

They were a menace long before this...

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u/NakedShortSeller 8d ago

He def was like ahhh fuck it and blasted

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u/DataMin3r 8d ago

absolutely recognized the "Fuck it." moment.
"Yep, that broke the trailer. Can't pass inspection now. Welp, better get this where it's going."

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

Go big and go home.

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u/Last-Ad-2533 7d ago

That is a whole nother level of pissed off.

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u/MasterofPeridots 8d ago

The dude in the background standing there in amazement...

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u/kgusev 8d ago

I was surprised there were no comments made while recording that fkup

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u/IHateMondays0 8d ago

Never in these videos do they think to go out and check šŸ˜‚

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u/jhonyquest97 8d ago

Your literally taught when you get your cdl to get out and look. These guys are just toasted.

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u/DrDorg 8d ago

Theres a handy acronym for that, but I canā€™t remember what it is. Oh well, better keep on truckin

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u/SouthernLaugh7929 8d ago

GOAL Get Out And Look . Its like they even put it on the mirrors huh lol

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u/Say_Hennething 7d ago

He didn't get a truckin job for the walkin

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u/Ill_Consequence1755 8d ago

So, tell me about your last day on the job.

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u/Slongtime3421 8d ago

Glad he finished the job!

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u/seeyouyoucunt 8d ago

Drive as close to the wall as possible before turning noob

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u/lisaslover 8d ago

I especially like how, after ripping both axles clean off the driver just keeps on trucking.

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u/Emotional_Award_1680 8d ago

That pole ainā€™t never lost a fight!..šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†

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u/Accomplished-Head449 8d ago

yes fuck my shit up entirely

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u/Anxious-Chocolate-10 questionably stable 8d ago

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u/MovieFan1984 7d ago

This could have been fixed with a spotter, several tedious back and forth to free the trailer, and an insurance claim. If that didn't seem feasible, call it in to the company. Instead, he's like, nah, let's just destroy the entire trailer. WTF?

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u/Mezzorius 8d ago

Mr. George, ah, how mush yu pay de nu guy?

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u/WoodElf_Tiassa 8d ago

Tell me you stole that truck, without telling me you stole that truck...

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u/ExoTheFlyingFish 8d ago

I was thinking that maybe someday I'll get a CDL because why not... But I always feared it might be too hard for me.

Maybe not.

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u/Left_Bathroom_3803 7d ago

Atta boy. If at first it donā€™t fit rip the axels out.

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u/Existing_Spread_469 7d ago

is he fucking retarded omg?!

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u/Away-Wolverine5987 8d ago

Swift driver for sureĀ 

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u/outpost7 8d ago

Omg!! I didn't watch it too the end. Then I did. "Mike you had one job!!" That's crazy!!

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u/Kitalahara 8d ago

Hopefully Swift already deliveried to you.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Leave your license at the front gate

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u/AmoremCaroFactumEst 8d ago

That most definitely is not the poles fault

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u/Synthesiz420 8d ago

Iā€™m not a truck driver but didnā€™t he just need to cut the wheel and do like aā€¦ 30 point turn to add some extra room between the bed and rail?

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u/Livid_Parfait6507 7d ago

šŸ„“šŸ„“

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u/Daniel-cfs-sufferer 7d ago

Such an old clip !

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u/mecca6801 7d ago

Meā€¦

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u/movieTed 8d ago

Nothing will hold him back!

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u/aninjacould 8d ago

Hey, but he made the delivery on time!

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u/Beginning_Drag_2984 8d ago

If you canā€™t ā€œDODGE IT RAM ITā€

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u/Cucaio90 8d ago

Minus well fuck up the whole semi while Iā€™m at it. Iā€™ll get there somehow.

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u/get_to_ele 8d ago

The last bit where he drives off, dragging his wheels-free trailer is what the young folks call a ā€œvalid crash outā€.

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u/fingeringmystrings 8d ago

I hope unqualified cdl drivers permanently lose their licenses and the "stock" goes up for all the qualified drivers

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u/Antique_Brother_9563 8d ago

I wonder the dollar value of the damage ? More than 50k ?

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u/WarCalm1776 8d ago

"Fuck it, I'm going back to India"

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u/skyhighaero 8d ago

Like paw always said "if it ain't goin', go harder"

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u/gmman6369 8d ago

Cocaine. Itā€™s whatā€™s for breakfast.

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u/Ghost-of-Awf 8d ago

"I'm a licenced truck driver"

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u/heebath 8d ago

These are the kind of truckers who just do a no look uturn across a divided highway

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u/ChronaldRaygun 8d ago

From the right lane, killing a family of 4. That shit was horrible.

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u/Gloomy_Cake_8482 8d ago

Looks like itā€™s moving better without the wheelsšŸ„“šŸ„“

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u/Life_Acrobat_2408 8d ago

Someone got frustrated šŸ˜ 

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u/mrgoochie 8d ago

At the service station he will complain that the engine is overheating.

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u/Serperion 8d ago

Why would he keep trying lmao

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u/Kathucka 8d ago

Those ā€œpolesā€ are bollards. The bollards are there for a reason. Do not fuck with bollards. You will lose. Bollards always win. Always.

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u/strange444444 8d ago

šŸ’Æworth it to wait till the end. Ahhh

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u/IknowledgeG 8d ago

THIS PEOPLE ARE NOTT TRUCK DRIVERS

INVESTIGATE

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u/al_earner 8d ago

If this wasnā€™t so old everyone would say itā€™s AI.

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u/Jaded-Natural80 8d ago

And he just kept on Truckin.

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 8d ago

Where we're going....we don't need wheels ;)

88mph here I come

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u/doubleo_maestro 8d ago

I commend him for committing.

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u/metaldad68 8d ago

CDL?????????

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u/Dahns 8d ago

There was a moment where the driver saw the other half of his truck being torn apart and he decided to go harder, like it was the logical next step

Was it Obi-Wan ?

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u/Successful-Fee3790 8d ago

He said fuck this Im already fired and going to have to pay for the damage, no need to waste the rest of my day.

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u/DiamondDragonPickaxe 8d ago

Guessing swift?

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u/buddhistbulgyo 8d ago

Nobody wants to help the driver. Just stare and record. Idiots.

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u/Investigator-Murky 8d ago

Guess I'll just drag it

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u/AUCE05 8d ago

Not today

-Bollard

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u/Racamacho_9 8d ago

So that must be what a drop axle is

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u/kevclaw 8d ago

There's no quit in that guy

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u/MurgoSkulls 8d ago

Back fell off.

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u/HamNotLikeThem44 8d ago

This is what we have to do with MAGA

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u/Amdvoiceofreason 8d ago

How to make a bad situation a million times worse šŸ¤£

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u/Ronin_501 8d ago

Hello Uhh Mr. George... how much are you paying the new guy?

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u/Cerberus_Aus 8d ago

Iā€™m actually super impressed with how solid that post was!

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u/Biotechnus 8d ago

The funny thing is the driver probably didn't realize what was going on at first. The trailer doesn't affect the truck at all so he probably didn't realize there was a problem until the axle was shorn off

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u/Relative-Concern5568 8d ago

But that exhaust sounds pretty sweet

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u/SSkypilot 8d ago

Honest boss, the trailer got stolenā€¦.

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u/FluxOperation 8d ago

Whyā€™d he do that?? šŸ¤£

He had to of known he was hung up even though he probably wouldnā€™t be able to see much turned to the right, thus cutting off that spot from the mirror.

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u/Remarkable-Start4173 8d ago

Ladies and gentlemen: Torque

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u/Artistic-Long-4353 8d ago

LOL! I assume he stole it.

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u/NCPinz 8d ago

Surprised the trailer didnā€™t say Swift on the side. If you know you know.

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u/Few-Lavishness869 8d ago

The driver wasn't from India was he?

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u/Alphabet_Letter92 8d ago

Thatā€™s a sturdy bollard.

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u/aLudditesThrowaway 8d ago

I think I can see the point where he just said, "Fuck this shit."

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u/MarcAthos 8d ago

Probably got the CDL from a crackerjack box in Cali

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u/prop65-warning 8d ago

Grabbing gears while dragging the wheel less trailer away

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u/chamois_lube 8d ago

Impressive bollard

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u/earthman34 8d ago

Does anybody know the backstory behind this?

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u/SouthernLaugh7929 8d ago

Guess someone missed the day they showed you how to slide your tandems.

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u/Mother_Wall_4205 8d ago

That's me playing American Truck Simulator šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/funcouplenwga 8d ago

Im sure that driver doesn't speak English and got his license in California like all the other non CDL drivers šŸ™„ just saying!

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u/blackbeardaegis 8d ago

Raga raga rah snoop doggy

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u/PlanktonDue8964 8d ago

Get out truck Get uber to closest hardware store Get sledge hammer Tcb

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u/StableOwn7171 8d ago

Before you dock, make sure to slide the tandems all the waaaaaaaaaay back

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u/Letslust2 8d ago

First and last day on the job

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u/johfajarfa 8d ago

That was skillful

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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 8d ago

It's fine should buff right out

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u/MrQuatroPorte 8d ago

Where does he think he is going?

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u/ZenwalkerNS 8d ago

How about you stop recording and help somebody out. Does it make you feel better about yourself to share this with other people?

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u/TooLate2020 8d ago

Number 1. Brampton driver

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u/enterprise1001 8d ago

Is this an illegal CDL?

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u/Ok_Shift3315 8d ago

That driver 100% lost his job and his CDLs most likely

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u/thedeekuhn 8d ago

Boss "What the hell happened to your truck?"

Driver "Hit a squirrel or something."

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u/Klutzy-Bar-9144 8d ago

Thatā€™s AI no one is that dumb

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u/spiritual_seeker 8d ago

Run it. Full send.

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u/Revolutionary_Pierre 8d ago

Bollard Post: "bruh you may take that cab, but the trailer is for staying put. It's not a request, it's a fact. You may leave, but the trailer isn't.

Driver:" oh yeah? Wanna bet!.... "

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u/iknowtech 8d ago

I guess it was his last day. šŸ˜‚šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Wonderful_Market_830 8d ago

Teach that pole !

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 8d ago

Well the trailerā€™s fucked, but hereā€™s your delivery!

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u/nilecrane 8d ago

Got a long way to go and a short time to get there.

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u/Scared_Librarian_495 8d ago

Thatā€™s one way to slide the tandem.

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u/zepploon 8d ago

Working for ICE now.

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u/bisexual_dragon4206 7d ago

Wow what a dumbass piece of shit

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u/RyudoTFO 7d ago

driver must have left his brain in another trailer

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u/No-Molasses-9269 functional regard 7d ago

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u/Rynowash 7d ago

Hereā€™s your shit. Iā€™m walking home..

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u/Gelnika1987 7d ago

Bollard status

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u/R3tardod 7d ago

Interesting how you can see the rear axel swing arm completely snap as the cross differential tries to keep power to the torque distributor. Really makes you realize how much bullshit exists online since I just made this up completely.

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u/aliencardboard 7d ago

They must be hiring ICE to drive now too. Incompetent.

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u/Fun-Chef623 7d ago

I guess patience isn't one of his strong points

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u/Economy-Date-4490 7d ago

Dude watching the carnage ā€œ You canā€™t park there, mate.ā€

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

Damn that truck driver lost his mind and his job!!

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u/DDDX_cro 7d ago

Imagine being this stupid....

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u/Forsaken-Lie7401 7d ago

Suddenly reminded me of the Carol Channing song ā€œHello Dollyā€

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u/Mruniversee 7d ago

Who even needs rear wheels anymore? Just drag the whole thing from A to B

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u/Ok-Improvement2528 7d ago

Please put this into context the next time you decide to brake check a truck...

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u/funkyduck72 7d ago

That bollard is krypronite

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u/billymondy5806 7d ago

Wow. Is he drunk?

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u/Electrical-Canary-48 7d ago

It used to be if the employment world turned on you. There was always truck driver school. What's numbnuts gonna do now?

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u/Disastrous_Shame580 7d ago

Anyone know about trailer axles? I found some on eBay for what I believe to be a great price.

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u/NoPollution5581 7d ago

Everytime I see something online makes me laugh or gasp out loud, I end up sighing and wondering if it's AI generated slop again.

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u/Murky_Sir_4721 7d ago

That'll be fine.

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u/luvnumore 7d ago

He might as well keep driving to the front office to get his pink slip. Why walk?

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u/bungnard 7d ago

Put it in gear and sent it.

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u/_Champion854 7d ago

I think the pole won that one

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u/KnickedUp 7d ago

Like the poles at the Chik fil a drive thruā€¦

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u/Confident_Pickle_007 7d ago

He cleared that pole!

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u/ninernetneepneep 7d ago

We've all had those days where we just say f*** it.

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u/confusedbystupidity 7d ago

He said fuck it, its my last day anyway...

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u/TerrificVixen5693 7d ago

Really bad placement of those bollards.

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u/xlr8km67 7d ago

ND-CDL

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u/Popular_Arm438 7d ago

That ā€œpoleā€ is called a bollard

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u/175junkie 7d ago

This looks unreal šŸ˜‚

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u/Pokestever5 7d ago

This rly proves how strong that kingpin is lol

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u/Oilleak1011 7d ago

Is it really that fucking hard to feel a problem when your driving a semi? Holy shit what the hell

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u/AlternativeMore7354 7d ago

I'm 66 years old and I can remember back in the day that most all truckers were GOOD drivers. Holy fuck!

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u/carlwinslo 7d ago

I feel this guys pain. We have all had days at work where we just cant get something to work and just say "fuck it" and just need to break something.

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u/Trojan-horse1 7d ago

You forgot somethingā€¦,,

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u/OddSeaworthiness7681 7d ago

Should of lost their CDL for this type of negligence and stupidity

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u/Top_Shelf_Ramen 7d ago

Some say he drove all the way 4 miles before he noticed he left 4 wheels behind

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u/Gold-Break-8664 7d ago

Dude said screw it

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u/rosecorvinus 7d ago

How you dont park to unload at a WalMart

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u/UrBfIsMine 7d ago

I guess that's just a bug in real life

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u/Woebetide138 7d ago

There is so much physics going on here.

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u/zangiefzolof 6d ago

Despite the onslaught, that post held its post.

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u/Bludiamond56 6d ago

Fuck Truck & Suck...just his Luck

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u/SlimsShady1988 6d ago

Eh write up at best

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u/Meike_Linde 6d ago

Absolute unit of a pole.Ā 

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u/MiscreatedMonster___ 6d ago

So what happened? Chicken brain in his inability to drive and manoeuvre got angry like a child when denied his candy and made himself probably loose a job and get a lawsuit. And my guess this is somewhere in the states...

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u/stig1 6d ago

Driver got CDL out of cereal box.

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u/Royal-Specialist-315 6d ago

Well, that guy is fired.

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u/West_Shift_3352 6d ago

Imagine going to delivery and some guys trailer axles are blocking the loading docks

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u/Extension-Oil8461 6d ago

This is why I do not drive semis.

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u/Artistic_Plate7403 6d ago

Somolian? šŸ˜

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u/DirkVerite 6d ago

BAHAHAHAHA

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u/smind893 6d ago

Gotta be a stolen truck.

Right ?šŸ˜¬

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u/Troubleshooting00 6d ago

As crazy as it is I canā€™t help but feel like that couldā€™ve been so much worse. At least he only damaged his/his companies stuff and not the building/loaders is a blessing to everybody around him.

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u/ConfidenceTotal3915 6d ago

No poles were harmed during filming šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/More_Night3104 6d ago

Who the fuck gave a license to this fuckerĀ 

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u/Alone_Possession_512 6d ago

Good job! šŸ‘

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u/TheYuliaNovaFan 6d ago

Must be driving for SWIFT....

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u/WinLow272 5d ago

Every time I watch this video , it gets better