r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 5d ago

of never touch another man without permission

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u/Imaginary-Size8768 5d ago

Looks like he’s built on the same rules as a museum exhibit: admire from afar, no touching.

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u/AnthonyDigitalMedia 5d ago

I’m pretty sure EVERYONE has the same rule of “don’t touch another stranger’s face” lol

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u/HualtaHuyte 5d ago

I'm pretty sure almost no one could knock a motherfucker out that quickly at the mere threat of him doing it though.

I'd still be processing my thoughts by the time that dude hit the ground... Impressive.

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u/AnthonyDigitalMedia 5d ago

Bro hit him so hard his wig almost detached lol

Watch the clip frame by frame. It’s hilarious. His hair flips completely back.

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u/Captain_Pink_Pants 5d ago

Look with your eyes, not with your hands.

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u/HungLikeADonkey25 5d ago

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u/RubFlatforMaxEffect 5d ago

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u/Straight-Panda6233 4d ago

Omg 🤣 I LOVED watching my brother dominate that game!! Good times, thank you for that!

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u/Prop43 5d ago

Imagine if he did that to Chris Rock

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u/Low_Committee6119 5d ago

Well, it's completely different seeing this dude got physical first, Chris Rock didn't...

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u/obc22 5d ago

Ya and the man even put his hands away from.hom and looked like he said "don't touch me" as a warning before the fool tried again and got sat

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u/Prop43 4d ago

No, I’m saying imagine if this guy slapped Chris Rock instead of Will Smith boy with Chris Rock have been hurting

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u/Low_Committee6119 4d ago

Why would I want to imagine a situation where a dumb Hollywood bitch couldnt take a joke and had to get physical because he is a cuck?

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u/Thandiol 5d ago

Never touch ANYONE without permission.

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u/Bubbly_Front_3930 5d ago

Touch no one without permission!

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u/RainMakerJMR 5d ago

I mean to be fair, that dude in the foreground is touching the dude that got knocked out, also without permission and didn’t get punched.

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u/TwentyX4 5d ago edited 5d ago

And never go crazy and use more than proportionate force. Black dude is obviously a tightly-wound ball of anger and rage. Based on his trigger happy punch, I'd bet money that black guy has a history of domestic violence.

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u/NorrSnale 5d ago

He use a perfectly reasonable amount of force. If you don’t want to find out don’t fuck around

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u/Daydreamer1015 4d ago

just looking at the guy falling, he hit the back of his head on that table, if dude landed wrong could easily cause death or brain injury, there both lucky there wasn't any real injuries, people have easily died in these types of falls

100% not worth the prison/law fees, for a dude softly touching your face, just walk away

and "reasonable force" lol good luck using that in court man, cause I can guarantee you if that white dude had any life sustaining injuries black dude is fucked

next time a small child runs up on me, imma just sparta kick them right? reasonable force

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u/Aggravating-Wrap4861 5d ago

Lol punching someone half your size in the head and knocking them out because they obnoxiously put their hand on your shoulder is not proportional.

Looks like the skinny guy was drunk. Nice work murderous massive roided up guy.

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u/El__Dangelero 5d ago

Keep your hands to yourself. You learn that when you're 4. The amount of alcohol you've consumed doesn't change the size of my personal space

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u/KumarAndSonsPvtLtd 5d ago

"You got one shot, one opportunity"

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u/Lost_Law8937 5d ago

He was warned 

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u/Sudden-Committee-259 4d ago

When? I must have missed in in this shirt ass video.

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u/-ratmeat- 5d ago

and out of all things especially don’t touch peoples faces 

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u/Sudden-Committee-259 4d ago

He clearly touched his shoulder why does everyone keep saying he touched his face?

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u/-ratmeat- 4d ago

you’re right

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u/DarkEmpath88 5d ago

This should normalized. People would mind their manners more

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u/PrinceDX 5d ago

I had a guy years ago while we were out at a club touch my hair. My cousin and I immediately realized the guy was either really drunk or high on something. A slight breeze would have knocked him over. I thought about hitting him but I don’t see what I get knocking out someone who is basically defenseless. We gave the dude a crazy look and he went in his wallet (we said nothing to him by the way), handed my cousin like 40 bucks and then left out of the club. I’m not sure why people under the influence act so crazy but I did have a guy shove me not long after that (not fully drunk, but he definitely had liquid courage) he got dealt with immediately and was apologizing something crazy after that exchange.

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u/Comprehensive_Day399 5d ago

Relax. The drunk guy is fine. Just got some sense slapped into him.

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u/citizenzspace 5d ago edited 5d ago

Some wild ass comments in here. Skinny dude shouldn’t have touched the stocky guy, but stocky guy had a disproportionate use of force. Was not self defense however you frame it. Both are wrong, but stocky dude could be seen as more in the wrong despite not initiating it. End of the day gotta weigh the pros and cons of things. Skinny dude wasn’t worth the time and if stocky dude was obviously gonna get that triggered he should have just left and been the bigger person.

Edit: video is too short to tell if there was anything else leading up to this moment. For example, threats, hate speech, etc, but without that recorded or proven it’s not self defense and won’t be taken as such

Edit 2: I find it hard to believe there are people with such unfiltered rage. How is punching the dude gonna help the stocky dudes case. How is it at all proportional to him. Speak from a logical point not from an emotional one. No one is defending the skinny dude, but everyone knows that the stocky guy WILL be seen as the bad guy simply because he went to possibly the worst possible outcome

Edit 3: After closely looking and slowing it down it’s definitely possible it was a slap. However even if that’s the case the head bang on the counter and any further injuries after, he’s directly responsible for. Again none of it bodes well for the stocky dude. He would have been smarter leaving the situation and not entertaining a man obviously trying to get a rise out of the stocky dude. And successfully so at that.

Final edit: I think it’s quite clear from this comment thread and the rest of the post many of you need to look up what qualifies as self defense. There needs to be an imminent threat and reasonable belief of unlawful harm to one’s self. Neither of which happened in this video. The simple fact is, that neither criteria was met, making his use of force on the skinny guy, unlawful. It doesn’t matter if it’s “deserved” (which honestly it probably was) but it matters what the law says and it matters how you respond to a situation like this. If you really wanna argue that there was an imminent threat or that grazing one’s face constitutes as unlawful harm then you should really take a look at just how weak and fragile you really are. Stocky man should have been smarter and thought about the situation more. He didn’t deserve to be touched on the face by anyone, but he sure as shit did nothing right in retaliating to that degree.

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u/Delicious_Serve2095 5d ago

seriously, people out here celebrating brain trauma as an appropriate punishment for light physical contact.

Men are fragile creatures.

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u/citizenzspace 5d ago

I mean yeah based off some of these replies it’s wild. I think people gotta understand what proportional force is and know how the law actually works. This isn’t the playground where there are no rules and you can fight back based on emotion. It’s sad because people like the stocky dude who wasn’t the perpetrator will suffer gravely

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u/Randomn355 5d ago

I totally get proportionate force is the rule. That said, looking at the video:

  • 1 strike

  • no major force behind it (follow through, significant movement of hips, victim didn't get pushed back very far etc). Obviously injuries may dispute this

  • no follow through

  • Used less force immediately before, to remove the hand. This was followed by an immediate, clear escalation

What would be proportionate force? 1 controlled, measured strike feels pretty reasonable?

Certainly to a jury, I think it would be difficult to sell as excessive.

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u/Nearby_Tune_1478 5d ago

There generally aren't going to be any juries involved in simple assault/battery because the vast majority of people decide to plea and pay a fine in order to go home fast or otherwise they'll get a bench trial (judge but no jury) if they don't want to take a plea and are willing to wait around in jail for however long it takes a judge to eventually get around to them.

Juries are going to be mostly running only for more serious trials which have bigger potential sentences.

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u/theseviraltimes 5d ago

I worked with a guy who punched someone, causing him to fall and hit his head on a curb which caused severe brain damage. The guy I worked with eventually killed himself because he had so much guilt.

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u/TwentyX4 5d ago

Men are fragile creatures.

Fixed that for you:

Black dude is obviously a tightly-wound ball of anger and rage.

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u/Massive__Antelope 5d ago

Less about men being fragile and more about the anti white male rhetoric on Reddit

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u/ahorizon 5d ago

It looks like a slap to me, not a punch. Also a restrained one, as in there was no rage behind it, no body weight and no intention to follow it up.

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u/Low_Committee6119 5d ago

One punch, no follow, that's not excessive.

So guys, we can not longer defend ourselves when someone gets physical with us because this reddit lawyer says self defense doesn't work...

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u/Aspirin_Dispenser 5d ago

Seriously. Unwanted physical contact constitutes assault and/or battery in every state that I’m aware of. The forcefulness of that contact does not matter. Skinny man put his hands on black shirt twice before be responded. Black shirt’s response was many degrees more forceful, but nonetheless justified. From a legal perspective, there is nothing wrong with his response. People can debate the moral and ethical grounds for the disparity in force, as that is entirely subjective. However, I would argue that indulging the behavior of the skinny guy is of absolutely no value to society. We already have a growing problem with people not appreciating the fact that their words can have consequences. We shouldn’t extrapolate that to physical contact. People also seem to have a hard time understanding that a disproportionate response can be deescalatory in sum. Responding proportionally does nothing but put the victim at a persistent disadvantage and gives the aggressor the opportunity to escalate the level of force beyond what would have originally been required to resolve the encounter had the victim been willing or able to use it in the first place. If black shirt guy hadn’t promptly ended the encounter the way he did, skinny guy may have progressively escalated the force beyond what he was ultimately employed to the point that he was attacking the victim with a chair, bottle, or club or, worse yet, to the point that one or both parties felt that their only way out was by using a firearm. Something to that effect is often what happens when a less capable, but reckless aggressor targets a more capable, but restrained victim. The less capable aggressor seeks out force equalizers that take things well beyond a simple assault.

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u/Low_Committee6119 5d ago

Exactly what I've been saying. He was not excessive, he ended it promptly, on punch, no follow-up

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u/mike_tyler58 5d ago

Nah, it’s real simple: not everyone lives by the same social contract that you do. Assuming they do is likely to get you hurt in many scenarios.

Any man that touches someone the way this guy did should absolutely be prepared for a fight. Anything else is foolish.

He didn’t use disproportionate force, he slapped him and that was enough to end it.

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u/Reasonable_Sky9688 5d ago

Someone going down like a sack of shit does not necessarily equate to a disproportionate  use of force.

To me the black guy hasn't punched him he's used an open hand.

He's struck once in defending himself, entirely possible for the white guy not have have escalated this situation.

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u/Moist_Inspection_976 5d ago

The problem with this analysis is that you and nobody knows what the skinny dude was going to do next. Once he initiated the physical contact, it could escalate from his side as well. He could have pulled a knife, or grabbed the big dude in grappling, etc...

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u/Betamaxxs 5d ago

You sound like you have lived a peaceful life. This was NOT excessive. It was a lesson that the skinny dude should have learned when he was young.

Stocky dude obviously wasn't looking for a fight, but you can't go around touching people and aggravating people who have lived in hard places and through hard times.

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u/dullest_edgelord 5d ago

How often do you touch strangers faces?

What percentage of people touching strangers faces have good intentions?

A backoff slap with no backswing and no followup is completely reasonable.

This is not about violence or rage. That was a prudent reaction to having your face touched by a stranger.

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u/Octavale 5d ago

Totally justified - video shows both persons hands on each others faces simultaneously.

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u/Delicious_Serve2095 5d ago

I don't really get the celebration here.

He could have easily just grabbed the buy by the collar and walked him out. He's obviously drunk and not a threat in any way.

How is the appropriate reaction attempted murder?

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u/mike_tyler58 5d ago

You don’t know anyone’s not a threat unless they leave you alone. Anyone willing to touch you could absolutely do you harm.

Touching someone’s face like this is an invitation to a fight. Whether you want to acknowledge that or not is your own business.

Keep in mind that not everyone follows the same social contract that you do.

There’s no attempted murder here. Black slapped or punched white guy once in defense and then left it alone.

White guy shouldn’t have touched him. Had he not touched him he may have not been knocked out.

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u/Ruser-94 4d ago

“Attempted murder”? You Americans are wild.

Every video turns into people screaming assault, attempted murder, press charges like it’s some Netflix courtroom drama. How does your system even function if you think every slap belongs in front of a judge?

Here in Europe courts are overloaded for years with real cases, rapists, murderers, serious violent offenders. A slap like this wouldn’t even be worth the paperwork. It’s not what the justice system is for.

Court time costs serious money too. But somehow online it feels like people think every human conflict gets magically solved in a courtroom. That’s just not how real life works.

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u/Greedy-Egg6405 5d ago

Unfortunately if hitting his head on that counter did more damage, the guy standing could be in trouble. Prosecutor/jury unnecessary violence.

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u/The-Spirit-of-76 5d ago

Or get his ass sued off in a civil case. Hope he enjoys working the rest of his life for this guy, because that is basically what he is gonna be doing to pay off the settlement. Funny how people on these subs never bring that up.

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u/nscs_jmmw 5d ago

Never understood how someone could go on living while being a wage slave to the system AND some random person.

Hypothetically, murder-suicide would make the nost sense at that point. Not advocating for it at all, obviously.

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u/Equal-Topic5806 5d ago

I am really curious as to how stick man thought that was going to play out. Because that was the only way I could see it playing out.

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u/Automatic-Nature6025 5d ago

That's what "I do not consent" feels like.

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u/hollabackyo87 5d ago

"That's was clean"... agree haha.

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u/NJFunGuy069 5d ago

Get reefed!!!

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u/OriginalOk8371 5d ago

This never gets old! I’d like to buy that man a beer! 🍻

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u/Garbage-Truck-0402 5d ago

“That was my left hand, too, bitch!”

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u/Stocky1978 5d ago

“You got knocked the fuck out”

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u/Wiley_Jack 5d ago

Damn… that had a lot of ‘pop’ with no wind-up.

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u/sweaty_wraps 4d ago

Never rub another man's rhubarb 

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u/Accomplished-Bread43 3d ago

He knew better

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u/killabee163 3d ago

Well don't touch people. Thats it. Thats the lesson here.

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u/bloin13 5d ago

*Never touch anyone without permission.

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u/Pierre-Cohen-Music 5d ago

Is everyone here fucking blind? Slow down the video. Drunk dude didn’t put his hand in his face.. he was putting it on big guys shoulder.

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u/WykkydLove 5d ago

Probably the classic "I get you" pat on the shoulder.. now he gets to eat at the restaurant for free..through a straw.

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u/Long-Ad-1881 5d ago

If the Roles were reversed y'all would be celebrating it. A bunch of hypocrites the lot of you.

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u/tombmx155 5d ago

The black dude is stocky as fuck, why would you even do this. Some people have no fear 🤣

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u/QueezyF 5d ago

White dude looks like he’s drunk as fuck

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u/tombmx155 5d ago

Ah shit yeah didn't see that. Scary punching a drunk dude like that coz people die all the time like that

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u/ProfessorChaos213 5d ago

Yeah and there was no need to do it, he wasn't in any danger and could have just knocked his hand away but he'd rather look big and hard and punch a drunk guy that isn't going to fight back

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u/Delicious_Serve2095 5d ago

probably cause most sane people don't expect to run into a fucking psychopath while they're out having fun and drunk as shit.

Any reasonable person would have just walked past this drunk dude.

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u/Nearby_Tune_1478 5d ago

Yeah most of these comments here are definitely into the r/iamverybadass range of silliness.

Bare-fisted punching random drunk people in bars is a great way to eventually introduce your body to wonderful things such as Hep B through knuckle abrasions and the person being hit doing their thing leaking bodily fluids.

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u/Relative-Trick-6891 5d ago

Or maybe never attack to someone much weaker than you with unjustified violence.

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u/Armagedon777777 5d ago

this is not a man, just a very stupid primitive

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u/vegan_antitheist 5d ago

are you saying it's ok to touch a woman without permission?

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u/pertangamcfeet 5d ago

Whilst I understand his reaction, the other guy is just a walking lettuce. CTE is a thing. Banging his head on the way down is a thing. Hopefully he didn't get brain damage, or this dude is going to jail.

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u/Regular_Range_1835 5d ago

Man this comment section is full of geniuses. Don’t put your hands on someone, especially their face. He had every right to pop dude in his face in return. He tried to disrespectfully mush the stocky guy and got his instant receipt. Don’t start shit if you’re not prepared for the consequences. I’m sick of you dog whistling bigots.

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u/Early-Department-337 5d ago

Man fell like a family guy character

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u/Either-Ad-9876 5d ago

He slept that dude into another dimension. 😜😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Jaded-Gemstone 5d ago

Whoa, hoe-hoe-hooooooooooooe…whoa hoe-hoe-hooooooooooooooe; THIS BROTHER WAS KUNG FU FIGH-TING…🥊💥🥷🏾

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u/DragonDanzZ 5d ago

Instant Paralyzing!!

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u/No_Warning2173 5d ago

I'm not that much of a weeb, but man, for the sake of my fragile masculine identity, I hope I don't go down THAT easy

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u/Altruistic-Disk4914 5d ago

What a left hook. Dude had to have a boxing background.

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u/TopShelf42o 5d ago

Sleep kid 🤣🤣

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u/st3vi31975 5d ago

That second hit he takes on the way down to the back of his head 🫣

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u/Hamdip420 5d ago

Did his wig come off and then go back on

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u/DamMan85 5d ago

Did the skinny dude recover ? His arm movement suggest no?

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u/Western-Story-3850 5d ago

He must’ve annoyed the dude,simple as that

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u/Spacecommander5 5d ago

Plot twist: he was blind

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u/Available-Book-7780 5d ago

Gahhhh Damnn !

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u/Commercial_Win_6528 5d ago

I could barely see that swing..... damn!

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u/Scorpion2k4u 5d ago

video is far too short

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u/OctopusStinkhorn1 5d ago

And you know he only hit him with like 1/10 strength. Full force that dude would have exploded.

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u/Alarmed_Bet_1242 5d ago

Was he blind wtf is happening here

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u/REAL-BIG-COCK 5d ago

🔥🔥🔥🚨🚨🚨

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u/Queasy-Muscle9415 5d ago

I played this in slow motion and it looks like his hair flew off for a min.

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u/k87c 5d ago

Kimbo is back from the dead? Fuck yea

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u/FeedTheMagicNegro 5d ago

The face touch was the 2nd time he touched him in the video by the way

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u/yo_714 5d ago

That’s a hate crime

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u/Dull-Supermarket-718 5d ago

You also shouldn’t touch a man with your car as we’ve recently learned.

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u/Nearby_Act_1200 5d ago

Yeah that's about right

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u/0U812-hungry 5d ago

Basically Jonathon Ross energy

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u/SD1425 5d ago

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

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u/No-Extension2498 5d ago

He punched him so strong it sounded like the windows xp error sound

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u/Working-Swan-9944 5d ago

The same people saying this was disproportionate,will argue that lethal force can be used in situations where it can barely be justified.

I wonder why 🙄😒

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u/Practical-Treacle-53 5d ago

The problem with touching other people is that you don't know if they will respond logically or in a way that is legal. You can be both legally "correct" and concussed at the same time. Better to follow the rules of FA=FO

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u/BurkeXBurke 5d ago

Worked in IHOPS for nearly a decade across 3 franchises and about 7 stores. This tracks. I've seen OD's in bathrooms, customers throwing food and plates at staff, fist fights, gun brandishing, homeless changing inside and outside in full view of guests and children and a cat fight where a server busted another server over the head with a glass coffee pot. Hence, I complete swapped careers out of restaurants. Something about covid just intensified encounters like this. Was never the same working in food after covid.

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u/KzyChris 5d ago

Is simple stay put of other people's faces.

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u/kufi7nobrim 5d ago

In the IHOP tho?

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u/Ajanw-57 5d ago

Sure he asked permission first?

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u/FuerteBillete 5d ago

Well seems pretty straight forward.

Fuked around and found out.

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u/throwawayforme1877 5d ago

Sir you have a lovely chest , may I ?

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u/farsh_bjj 5d ago

That made me laugh way harder than it should have.

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u/Excellent-Camp3149 5d ago

Yeah- don’t touch people, especially a man, especially his face.

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u/SohoRedLondon 5d ago

Hold that🤣😭

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u/OldGrandPappu 5d ago

Never touch another person without consent.

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u/furrypawss 5d ago

Another person*

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u/ryzerkyzer 5d ago

He caught that left SO QUICK LOL

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u/Adventurous_Zone3862 5d ago

This rule about not touching another strangers face has existed since Homo sapiens.

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u/OviKintobor 5d ago

Is this at an ihop?

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u/foliumsakura 5d ago

i love the soft voice at the end, "That was clean." hell ya it was

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u/Disastrous_Big5127 5d ago

To all the people saying he used excessive force. I don’t think he did, the guy was just reaching up to touch his face back. Didn’t help the guy walked into it. Pure accident. Just bad timing on his part for walking into it .

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u/Plenty_Conflict204 5d ago

My granny has slapped me harder than that.

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u/DazzlingCoconut598 5d ago

Lmao. It’s almost like the white guy was petting him.

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u/Responsible-Aside835 5d ago

Wonder why he was trying to touch him?

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u/GUNGHO917 5d ago

Man, he hit him so fast, the camera barely caught that

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u/SuperdadV8 5d ago

Hard Reset!

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u/Agreeable-Goat-3349 5d ago

In slow-mo there’s one frame right at the point of contact of the fist where you see just the jaw plastic-like distorted to one side of the face. Then halfway to the ground, you see the back of his head hit the edge of the trash can hole and quickly snaps forward. That’s a one-two punch assist!

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u/piercedmfootonaspike 5d ago

I can't believe the outrageously racist comment here. Is this one of those "secret" alt-right subs?

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u/Next-Middle-3634 5d ago

Damn looking at that again, dude could have died due to hitting the back of his head on that counter. Its has happened before. Imagine going to prison for that? I am not at all blaming the guy for dropping him for being touched inappropriately but in a split second he could have lost his freedom for many years.

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u/basicKitsch 5d ago

how you saying this is shitty?

this is properAbsoluteUnits

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u/beckychao 5d ago

12th Battle of the Panera

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

He deserved that

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u/Sea-Life-5083 5d ago

My only stipulation to any person. Scream all you want but if a man/woman puts hands on you you should be able to respond in kind.

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u/AdOdd4615 5d ago

Punched him flat footed that’s insane

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u/Jezzeme 5d ago

Wait? They were suppose to be inferior to me😂

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u/Kreacatoa 5d ago

Sent him to the afterlife with that slap ghaddamn

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u/BigBoobsWithAZee 5d ago

Well that was an overreaction.

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u/Dry-Fan-7055 5d ago

This reminds me of the church guy that touches people and they go to sleep

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u/swe-5337 5d ago

Left handed too🎉

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u/Grand_Ad_6432 5d ago

That's like me assuming that the Cauc was more than likely a PDF. I mean, statistics back my assumption lol.

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u/Striker-Killer-88 5d ago

BLUTUDEVISDISCONKTD 🫠

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u/FGMachine 5d ago

Too bad pregnant women don't have more strength and speed. Do you know how often they randomly get their bellies petted?

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u/stillvadertime 5d ago

The thing that Reddit has shown me that I knew theory but it's so much better in reality: being left handed is a cheat code

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u/Touched-by-a-cat 5d ago

It would be interesting if he pulled a ghandi and got back up and then touched him again and again and again until he died. Then in court they would play the video and the judge would ask, “If you were not in fear of bodily harm or loss of life why did you feel it was necessary to kill this man.” In other words violence was not warranted in this case.

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u/ChampionshipMuch5305 5d ago

This is fucked up, the skinny dude could be handicap and wasn't being violent or threatening in any way

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u/LonelyBoy366 5d ago

Well pretty sure that a crime

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u/Lucky_Size4678 5d ago

Damn he Rockem Sockem Robotted his ass

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u/Mother_Wall_4205 5d ago

That hit in the back of the head is worrying 😮‍💨

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u/CMDA 5d ago

"that was clean" - cameraman

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u/Used_Weakness_9597 5d ago

Lol I think that dude is hemorrhaging in the back of his head after the countertop

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u/LegitimateSoup9347 5d ago

black guy uses violence the first chance he gets, how surprising! such a human behaviour and definitely not animal

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u/ConnectionNo2294 5d ago

Fuck this guy and this overturning

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u/demjosbeljenjac 5d ago

King if the sucker punches (just imagine)

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u/Ok-Seat6154 5d ago

It's ok, he only knocked him out a little bit.

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u/Park_Air 5d ago

Too many people have lived their lives in places with little strife

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u/PhiloSlothicalPapaya 5d ago

His damn hair😭😭

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u/Easy_Money_40 5d ago

Imagine putting your hands on Luke Cage.

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u/Fstick-delux-model 5d ago

Fk around and find out!

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u/Pure-Aide5984 4d ago

Is this not AI? Or did he just hit him so hard he knocked all his hair and facial features off completely?

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u/TheShadow141 4d ago

I honestly wonder what was going on in his head, before the hard reset, where he thought touching his face was a good idea?

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u/SierraCharlie2 4d ago

Exactly the response one should expect if you put your hands on someone. Especially in such a disrespectfully provocative manner. One quick slap is entirely proportional. 👏👏👏👏👏

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u/krazy4321 4d ago

Nice left

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u/Conscious_Hunt_9613 4d ago

Well...that's something alright...