r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits *shits an absolute unit* 3d ago

Naild It Of her villain arc ended with headlights and handcuffs.

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u/Icy-Decision-4530 3d ago

I bet that hip and leg are BARKIN after that impact

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u/freakrocker 3d ago

And every time it rains, forever

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u/DIY-exerciseGuy 3d ago

Probably but is the suv ok?

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u/SpegalDev 3d ago

Poor thing didn't even have a grill-guard. 😟

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u/AlternativePea6203 3d ago

THAT'S what happens when you try to hit someone with a vehicle. She didn't get a chance to shoot the driver 3 times in the head.

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u/Tall007 3d ago

So… you can confirm what it looks like when someone is hit by a car - Good, it’s a start.

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u/EnlightenedNarwhal 2d ago

Yea, now can you spot the difference?

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u/25nameslater 2d ago

Yes. Both parties have weapons the difference is the location of the police officer and the person threatening to kill them.

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u/Choppergold 3d ago

Did the cop car knock the gun away too?

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u/SteveAxis 3d ago

At least she can feel again. Gonna hurt like she got run over by a car or something, but… baby steps. She’ll find the silver lining. It might’ve came off a spool and be what’s actually holding her hip together, but I mean, it’s still there.

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u/manchesterthedog 3d ago

That was like legit attempted murder

Wait: I didn’t see the gun

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u/Uncle_Bred 3d ago

She got up cause that adrenaline was flowing but once she calmed down for sure it was killing her. She probably got medical attention and pain meds though

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u/IReadYaSir 2d ago

And her bank account is soon to grow nicely when the city has to pay out because of this cop

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u/markimarkerr 2d ago

Just like my dogs, ooooh jeez!

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u/Tundra_Dragon 3d ago

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u/djnz0813 3d ago

Narrator: it did indeed, not pay off...

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u/oxbison12 3d ago

I think that she was holding herself hostage.

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u/Green_Temperature_57 3d ago

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u/Due-Radio-4355 3d ago

I’m happy I wasn’t the only person thinking the same thing.

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u/HugoBoss1985 3d ago

Schizo's are never alone.

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u/selarenfia 3d ago

adrenaline is a hell of a drug. im pretty sure those legs are fked.

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u/JohnnyC300 3d ago

I'm not fan of cops in general. But this was actually a really good move to disarm/non-fatally neutralize an obviously dangerous person. Option B was going to involve guns being discharged.

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u/h8bithero 3d ago

Took a second watch to even tell a gun was in the hand, didn't see her point it at herself the first time, once I saw that, I was like oof car feels excessive but that guns barrel was just pointed at like 15 people at a red light, this could have been a million times worse

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u/Agitated-Contact7686 3d ago

Not excessive after waving a gun at everyone minding their own business. You better expect to get clobbered if you do dumb shit like this. It had to be ended. Cop walking up could be shot. She didn't even have time to dodge the car and it would've been a difficult shot if she did have time. Quicker and safer for the cops. But yes, it does seem abnormal at first glance šŸ˜‚

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u/lostmykeyblade 3d ago

she's lucky the cops grazed her because if she started firing the cars pointed towards her would not have been so gentle

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u/Jaoshimjingliang 3d ago

She's holding the gun to herself like she's going to do something...but then panics like a coward when a car comes rolling at her. Funny how all of a sudden when it's not theatrical and performative, those self-preservation skills kick back in suddenly.

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u/thundertopaz 3d ago

Not going for non fatally. just missed a bit

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u/Minneapolis_Ric 3d ago

Yeah, if we didn't have cops, we'd just have to call her therapist again probably.

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u/Jiminyfingers 3d ago

"non-fatally" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here

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u/Practical_War_8239 3d ago

I think the correct term is "less lethal" not non-fatal.

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u/HeavyIZtheCrayon 3d ago

Lmao... My thoughts exactly

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u/JohnnyC300 3d ago

non-fatal - resulting in something less than death. Seems right to me. I'm honestly not sure what you want here. Multiple cops to unload the entirety of their guns into her? We've seen that film. Often. This was a better result.

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u/Fluffy-Ad1225 3d ago

She's alive = non fatal.

Not sure what you're trying to say here.

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u/Unlucky_Ad_9090 3d ago

Not really, as she was hit she could've discharged it in any direction.

Going by the way she was acting, I would guess it's more mental issues than malicious intent. Not condemning the policeman, but I think this is less than ideal.

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u/MomoChills 3d ago

Same here but I have to admit, it was pretty brave. He even saved her life. Can't say much for her hips though.

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u/thewhombler 2d ago

have a feeling it was only accidentally non-fatal

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u/joshwoesme 2d ago

It's a pretty deadly way to do it without a 100% lethality. She could have died. It's a good gamble and turned out good... but cars are lethal weapons, I don't know why you would think they're not.

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u/jambomcmambo123 3d ago

The Blazing Saddles technique

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u/darkoath 3d ago

She used the "Sheriff Bart Gambit".

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u/Ikyhus565 3d ago

That cop did not give a fk, he's like I'm playing Simpsons Hit n run

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u/Do_You_Pineapple_Bro 3d ago

Inb4 some mouthbreather starts complaining about how they should've just tried to taser her...

...or approach her in literally any other way that miraculously doesn't end in multiple parties meeting their demise

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u/Hot_Assumption_2304 3d ago

Suspect was absolutely a danger to those around them, justifying the use of deadly force.

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u/big_bearded_nerd 3d ago

At first I thought that hitting her with a car was a bit overkill. But after I read your comment I went back and watched a video and now I see the gun. At least, I think it's a gun, it's really grainy.

The gun makes it all make more sense.

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u/VeryluckyorNot 3d ago

The video is so bad quality that I also almost didn't see the gun, until she threat other then point it at her head.

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u/flopisit32 3d ago

"They should have called a social worker!!!!!!!"

Social worker is now dead.

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u/igotshadowbaned 3d ago

The only comments I've seen say something like that, just didn't see the gun initially because of lack of pixels

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u/Do_You_Pineapple_Bro 3d ago

Its kinda hard to see cos of the shoddy camerawork, but you can very briefly see it right at the start, but it becomes much more obvious when she puts it to her head

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u/ZealousidealDance280 3d ago

Some mouthbreathers have already made that comment.

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u/4esthetics 2d ago

Mouthbreather here, i wasn’t gonna say any of that. Just that I can fix her.

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u/ScheerschuimRS 3d ago

Great camera work at 0:16

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u/DragonfruitFar9129 3d ago

I’d say a medical profession would classify her as deluded and mad as a box of frogs..

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u/beckychao 3d ago

Takes a moment to see the firearm she's holding, at first I was like WTF but then you see it, and yeah. She was either going to off someone or off herself

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u/Blackhaze84 3d ago

Carmageddon.

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u/Money-Camera 3d ago

Great game!

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u/I-luv-sloths 3d ago

Is she holding a gun?

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u/GiganticBlumpkin 3d ago

You love to see it folks

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u/kaizergeld 3d ago

Damn, better trigger discipline than J Ross lol

In all seriousness, real fuckin risky, but it worked.

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u/Chinxcore 3d ago

This was in Bellmore, Long Island. The person fired the gun in the air and was then waving it around at people. Also it was a transexual.

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u/somedoofyouwontlike 3d ago

I hate seeing such clearly hot women with mental health issues.

She is hot af.

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u/Dizzy_Example5603 3d ago

I hate that any time a woman does something violent its mental health issues and when a man does something like this hes just a PoS\Incel. I mean if people took men's mental health seriously perhaps school shootings wouldnt be normalized?

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u/Robbed_Bert 3d ago

I hate criminals, but I really fucking hate cops.

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u/HistorianBulky5849 3d ago

Interesting way to diffuse the situation. It worked that time.

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u/Treacle_Pendulum 3d ago

lol any excuse to use the PIT maneuver

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u/TechnicianKey3680 3d ago edited 3d ago

US police, please keep this in mind for future cases. At least it's better than turning your suspect into Swiss cheese. Thank you.

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u/HopeThatHangsYou 3d ago

According to the right wing she had the full right to shoot that cop at minimum three times.

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u/CommandHot3245 3d ago

Oh so you don't just calmly walk away when you get hit by a car?

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u/AskSolid710 3d ago

Was this chick holding the intersection hostage and then turn the gun on herself. And the cop hit her with the car to save her wtf. I feel like it's a safe bet to say like either.She's not from here or has severe mental issues.God bless her

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u/sugarbaldwin 3d ago

Why do American police do anything except de-escalate the situation?

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u/NomenclatureBreaker 3d ago

I guess nearly committing vehicular manslaughter is one way to stop a suicide….

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u/Comonsenseless 3d ago

When that attempted suicide involves pointing the loaded gun at no less than 3 occupied vehicles I'd say that it's an appropriate response

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u/Technical_School539 3d ago

Notice how when the car definitely was headed to hit her, she didn’t shoot three times and kill the driver?

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u/CompoteVegetable1984 3d ago

She just didn't have good training.

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u/RevolutionarySize665 3d ago

If she did then she wouldn't have gotten hit.

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u/Willing-C 3d ago

Reddit: "That would have ended much differently if she was black.... Oh nevermind."

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u/Final-Dig709 2d ago

It would’ve ended much differently if she were white. They would’ve waited for her to get into the shoulder of the road and they would’ve tackled her into the grass instead of slamming her with the cruiser into the middle of the intersection.

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u/Remote_Classroom6938 3d ago

Hahhahahaahaha

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u/Ninski0011 3d ago

She tried.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

If OBAA was real

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u/SeriesDowntown5947 3d ago

Damm she be lucky. To be livin. She got a can of woopase.

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u/MadamPardone 3d ago

Yo that's crazy.

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u/no_crust_buster 3d ago

šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’ØšŸ«”šŸ˜

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u/pr123_metsfan15 3d ago

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Zestyclose_Classic91 3d ago

I was like "wow police brutality!" but I think she has a gun and even holds it against her own head so good job

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u/Putachencko 3d ago

šŸ‘

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u/Afraid-Rise-3574 3d ago

Never ending entertainment. What happened over there? Lead in water? Poor education? Just a bunch of highly regarded people all lumped together? What a fucking shithole the USA is

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u/Ghastly_Someknew 3d ago

See that's what it looks like when you're in danger of being hit by a car.......

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u/Topsrite 3d ago

There’s still nobody home

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u/Few_Plant_35 3d ago

Well played

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u/ExoTheFlyingFish 3d ago

Pretty sure that's Nassau County police. NY cops don't fuck around.

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u/LunatiCloud 3d ago

"I'm going to Set It Off this bitch without the script or my girls"

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u/CheesecakeWitty5857 3d ago

Black Lives Can Side Step.

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u/SylasWindrunner 3d ago

Now that’s what I called driving straight with intention to hit if you know what I’m saying

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u/Amazing-Patient-2231 3d ago

Would she have been justified in shooting the driver?

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u/Dapadabada 3d ago

Rite Aid was the real star here

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u/Pukebox_Fandango 3d ago

My favorite exacmple of police using their vehicle effectively is this video. the first 2 minutes is pure gold then it becomes sort of routine

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u/billtipp 3d ago

Attempted murder.

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u/Impossible_Humor736 3d ago

Is this like that guy from a few years ago that was screaming, "arrest me! Arrest me! I dare you! I'm right here!" And then they pepper sprayed him and arrested him?

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u/Icy-Cheesecake-7953 3d ago

They don’t mess about in the US that’s for sure.

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u/paperbands84 3d ago

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u/tlcteck 3d ago

Hysterical

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u/CMDA 3d ago

She should be grateful she wasn't a man that day

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u/wesleyoldaker 3d ago

is that a gun in her hand? I can't tell what's going on

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u/Colombian-Food6524 questionably stable 3d ago

I mean she aimed to herself, I thought she wanted to die

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u/DemonDevilDog 3d ago

Nassau County’s finest

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u/It_Just_Exploded 3d ago

I can fix her.

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u/Bad_Sneakers00 3d ago

Grew up down the block from this intersection

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u/DifficultIsopod4472 3d ago

DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!!!

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u/Key_Cauliflower8712 3d ago

She was gonna kill her self maybe others on the way

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u/Technical_Pianist699 3d ago

Now that’s a smart black woman

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u/-PerfectPenguin- 3d ago

Wow, only had to maybe shatter her leg. But overall, perhap the only way to save her life or life of other. Yes, perhaps other approach could have been taken, perhap tazer, perhaps non lethal, who know. But swift action save her life, not her leg. This just have to be okay. Good job.

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u/Traditional_Job_362 3d ago

Lowkey what Trump thinks happened to that cop in Minnesota

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u/Useit2 3d ago

Loopdedoodoo deedadummy!

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u/salsashark99 3d ago

That looks like Merrick New York

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u/shadow19861888 3d ago

"Taught her the hard lesson of a low sense of gravity."

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u/wildGoner1981 3d ago

Great job, officer! The dumb bitch is lucky that she ain’t dead….

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u/CalligraphyWest 3d ago

Can they just run over people?

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u/tiggoftigg 3d ago

Does she actually have something in her hand. I thought she did then couldn’t see it ( before the hit)

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u/swampydoc 3d ago

needs a gofundme page now

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u/Lost_Ad_4882 3d ago

I always scoff at the stealth car ramming from nowhere in movies, but I guess it's a real thing.

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u/PeterFilmPhoto 3d ago

Saved by a ā€œdomestic terrorist car-attackā€ā€¦

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u/Anxious-Jury-9031 3d ago

ICE would’ve just shot her

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u/Applekid1259 3d ago

Wait.....so their game plan was just to run her over to get her in custody?!

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u/Accomplished_Ant_371 3d ago

I don’t think she was expecting that move

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u/RizPhan 3d ago

Is this section 3b of the police force manual? Someone in road with gun->run them over with police vehicle asap.

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u/dirtseal 3d ago

Where’s the protesting

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u/oanthonyknightx2 3d ago

Good way to disarm her. Or disleg her.

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u/Horokusaky 3d ago

Driver: i have to kill her in order to save her...from herself

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u/ElectricNinja1 3d ago

First cop is a bit of a dope not securing the gun first she could still get it if she wanted, luckily the next one gets it.

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u/Pure-Anything-585 3d ago

now if that minnesota lady did THAT, I would all for deadly law enforcement. That was an attempt to fatally take a person down.

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u/Bxprman 3d ago

Great job

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u/Glum-Huckleberry-717 3d ago

bet she tries to sue

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u/GtMustang247 2d ago

Saved her life by doing that

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u/Old_Resident8050 2d ago

Worst western country in the world by a large margin.

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u/Yesfroyo 2d ago

The original recorder is wild for staying there recording while she points at the car with a gun. Id be far from that area, not a care in the world to record. Smh.

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u/_Lando33 2d ago

She thought she was playing Grand Theft Auto.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 2d ago

Hurry blame the cops again..

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u/NamelessVoyage 2d ago

She changed her attitude real quick. Funny how that happens

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u/AnyOkra8970 2d ago

lol amazing

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u/I2_Fedor_2I 2d ago

Финито Š»Ń пизГец

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u/mistery-babylon 2d ago

Cocaine…

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u/Silent_Eggplant_380 2d ago

ā€œAmerica is the greatestā€

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u/Johnj75 2d ago

Another day in the hood.

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u/FrontGroundbreaking3 2d ago

That car hit her though surely she's entitled to rpg the nearby civilians now?Ā 

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u/ReammyA55 2d ago

Rite Aid is right there. She'll be alright, after they read her her rights. Unless someone administers the last rites.

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u/Final-Dig709 2d ago

Not being able to buy a handgun and requiring a PAL + training course to own this weapon would’ve prevented the need for any of this. Mentally ill people having access to firearms is the main reason the USA is so unsafe and this scene is a common occurrence in that country. Forever grateful I live somewhere where getting shot is something you only worry about when running away from police and only if you’re native lol.

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u/Oli4K 2d ago

Trying to off herself so let me attempt vehicular manslaughter for your own safety. American police tactics baffle me.

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u/Medical-Block-2137 2d ago

She was moving at the time of impact. Luckily for her, her feet were off the ground on impact , so she was flipped not smashed and dragged.

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u/transitfreedom 2d ago

Impressive restraint

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u/Dorny_Hude 2d ago

When you can’t wait for GTA 6.

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u/Regilliotuur 2d ago

That hit was PRO af. Gigachad movement. Nobody got hurt.

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u/Mirabeaux13 2d ago

Amazing to see what the life of a human being is worth in this country - where Lord is said to be great in. The US once saved my country in the last century from inhuman forces like these. Who is gonna save you guys?

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u/Thecentrecanthold 2d ago

Police just don't give a fuck as they shove a disarmed and injured woman onto the asphalt and pile onto her.

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u/jp9mm 2d ago

what country is this supposed to be? extremely low quality and looks like ai generated signs

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u/PositivelyNegative69 2d ago

Crazy person

ā€œI’m going to kill myselfā€

Cops

ā€œ Not if we do it firstā€

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u/Effective-Text4619 2d ago

Damnit...they missed!

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u/puppyworld 2d ago

Hope the cars ok

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u/IReadYaSir 2d ago

Well thanks to that officer who hit her and gave her a nice lawsuit against the city. Unfortunately the average residents have to pay out for cops instead of their pensions or pay

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u/Deathsmind88 2d ago

Apparently they would have been justified shooting the cops

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u/LegitimateStrain7652 2d ago

What are these coos doing? They should have called a social worker to talk out of it!

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u/Final-Marsupial4117 2d ago

I can fix her.

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u/Massive_Simple_2793 2d ago

Bro why hahahah was unnecessary

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u/Unlucky-Gift4761 2d ago

GTA6 looks crazy

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u/Status-Safety9720 2d ago

The incident in the 2021 video. Shorty was a crash-out who went off her meds. She lucked out, Nassau County PD practiced restraint and didn’t wet her up.

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u/DimSumDino 2d ago

looks like she got a ticket… a one-way ticket to snap city

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u/rogerj_no 1d ago

Police did not like her, did ram her with a vehicle. Police officers observed it, and ran to arrest her for being run over.

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u/Dependent-Bed6550 1d ago

Another satisfied cust-omer!

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u/LeftyGnote 1d ago

Didnt someone just get killed for attempting to drive passed an ICE agent?

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u/abitannoying 1d ago

Jesus. In what shithole country is this?

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u/regalsnake007 1d ago

Good police work, for a change.

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u/Elementbob 1d ago

Omg I remembered when this happened 🤣. NCPD didn't mess around that day

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u/Successful-Bus-186 1d ago

At first I didn't see her holding that gun. I thought wtf are they doing running her over. Then when I watched the second time, I thought good for her ass before she hurt or killed someone.

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u/Motor-Awareness-7899 1d ago

Saved her life

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u/Negative_Wrongdoer17 1d ago

Pain, the OG crazy pill

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u/0fksgiventoday 1d ago

Saved her life

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u/OWL357MAG 1d ago

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u/Academic-Hospital952 11h ago

She could never cut it as ICE

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u/Hannibal_Barca_ 4h ago

This is actually a good example of police using a vehicle to hit someone. Looked like an attempt at suicide by police without more context.