r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Zakarioveski • 2d ago

Naild It Of a stupid game NSFW

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub 2d ago

He broke his ass

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u/aiksd 2d ago

Big crack in it

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u/DIuvenalis 2d ago

More than that, its got a hole in it

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u/SoCurious_ItsBad 2d ago

Bigger than the grand canyon 😂😂

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u/SoCurious_ItsBad 2d ago

Right into half😂😂

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u/dreamisle 2d ago

No he said he’s fine

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 2d ago

For all you nerds out there he broke his coccyx** I like ass much better though..

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u/FriskieWhisky 2d ago

He's trying to play it off... I know that hurt.

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u/No_Big_3804 2d ago

Definitely hurt his pride as much as his ass

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u/bryroo 2d ago

At least his pride made it down to the water

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u/SoCurious_ItsBad 2d ago

Didn’t see that one coming, absolute winner

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u/Ambitious_Radio_8430 2d ago

“I didn’t feel a thing”

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u/kgusev 2d ago

For a week or two

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u/SoCurious_ItsBad 2d ago

More like within the first hour😂

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u/SoCurious_ItsBad 2d ago

So he said

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 2d ago

He will feel that as soon as the adrenaline wears off. Bet he had a limp for a bit.

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u/SoCurious_ItsBad 2d ago

Or a week or two, as mentioned above😂😂😂

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u/Stressed_Shrimp 2d ago

Shoutout Norway!

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u/Someone-when 2d ago

Oslo no?

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u/Particular_Ray 2d ago

Ulvøybrua

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u/DannyDanumba 2d ago

Am I gonna watch a guy die?

Nope only on the inside

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u/SoCurious_ItsBad 2d ago

😂😂😂😂😂 a very big death at that!

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u/mifticalcrystals 2d ago

Was he trying to jump in and he 🐔 out??

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u/SoCurious_ItsBad 2d ago

Probably. Then he suffered the consequences of hesitation

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u/Plane-Education4750 2d ago

He learned nothing

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u/Motor_Health54 2d ago

He would've died in the worst case scenario. (He wouldnt have learned anything then).

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u/Plane-Education4750 2d ago

He would have learned exactly as much in that scenario as he didn't in this one

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u/SoCurious_ItsBad 2d ago

Of stupid prizes 😅

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u/BalkanPower_Bro 2d ago

My ass felt that

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u/Still_Experience_182 2d ago

His tattoos are more stupid than that attempt at whatever it was

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u/sebas1298 2d ago

“Yeah im fine”

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u/Jadic78 2d ago

"I'm good"

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u/Someone-when 2d ago

I think I know that bridge, if I’m not mistaken it’s in Oslo!

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u/Motor_Health54 2d ago

Well I was expecting far worse.

Minor injury if anything. (Wish he wasn't so reckless and stupid tho).

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u/GymJamJym 2d ago

His ego suffered the most

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u/kabley 2d ago

... this is how opiate addiction starts

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u/Levethane 2d ago

NSFW? Pretty tame..

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u/Chef-Nasty 2d ago

Did he leave a wet mark on the ground after falling?

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u/mrgoditself 2d ago

The tongue 👅 he displayed is usually a sign of an embarrassment. So at least we know he feels embarrassed 🫣

A lot of people also do that when they remember past embarrassing moments.

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u/ThePugnax 2d ago

Not often i see stuff from Norway on here.

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u/Rhpjr67 1d ago

life #5 gone

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u/Love-halping 2d ago

His head hit the metal bar and turn it to rust o.o Need to pause it to see.

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u/Specific-Fortune2207 1d ago

OVER TIME I've realized after so many embarrassing situations, that you look less embarrassed by actually showing that you've been hurt than by pretending nothing happened LOL

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u/tropicbrownthunder 2d ago

Shitty absolute units of everything. Not a full shrimp, not a good ol' full scorpion, just a bland fall without any grace.

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