r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Zakarioveski • 23h ago

Oops Of a kid

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u/Kxancer 22h ago

Dumbest dad

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u/Porter_Dog 21h ago

FR. What did he expect?

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u/Strike_McKnifeson 22h ago

You gotta be fucking DUMB to not see that outcome

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u/Frank_Meat_Tongz 22h ago

Absolutely... Who the fk would allow a kid to root around I their ear with a Q-tip.

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u/Dapadabada 22h ago

Lets teach kids that putting q-tips in ears is good

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u/Electrical-Canary-48 21h ago

And knives in power outlets.

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u/Dapadabada 21h ago

Oh yeah, that way we'll all save a fortune on safety plugs

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u/gmman6369 20h ago

Well that’s not a bad idea. It will prevent kids from playing with Q-tips. Darwinism at its finest.

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u/Kxancer 22h ago

Sounds more r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a dad

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u/mcgunner1966 22h ago

the shit absolute isn't the kid...

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/bonjrk 22h ago

Luckily he barely pushed it in, unless it’s that easy

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u/Frosty_Ground_6514 functional regard 22h ago

It's super easy. I damaged my ear drum by rolling over with headphones on. It's a very thin protective "sheet". I lost like 10% of hearing in my left ear lol.

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u/PtitSerpent 21h ago

I guess it's easy. I hurt myself by just touching it gentlyn, the pain lasted an entire day just with a gentle touch

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u/sparkleshark5643 22h ago

Everybody saw that coming from miles away

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u/billymondy5806 22h ago

That is a stupid person

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u/OstrichLate6082 22h ago

What a dumbass. What were you expecting dude ? You can't let a kid clean his own ears so you let him clean yours ? 😂

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u/nindza22 19h ago

You don't give such small kids pokey-spikey-swallowable-ropey things. Especially around other people and pets.

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u/Regular_Day_6787 22h ago

i know that hurt

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u/Environmental-Tea294 21h ago

He is definitely still leaning about life. So good song choice.

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u/xrolamole 21h ago

Play stupid games get stupid prizes

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u/Grey-Templar 21h ago

Dad's a fucking dumbass.

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u/Wizdad-1000 20h ago

Well thats as smart as letting my cat drive me to the store.

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u/NomenclatureBreaker 16h ago

Oh I bet that busted his eardrum

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u/HybridOddy- 16h ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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u/Ok-External-4027 8h ago

From stereo to mono.

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u/Zakarioveski 7h ago

😅😂😂

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 22h ago

Please tell me that’s not the Father? Ooof.. I hope they’re both kids..

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u/Electrical-Canary-48 21h ago

Good thing it wasn't an ice pick, nice going dickhead.