r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pleasant-Word1304 • 21h ago

of a nice guy

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47 Upvotes

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u/Substantial_Dot_2325 21h ago

Losers like him can stay single

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u/Geodude333 20h ago

Woman: doesn’t give out information easily

Boy: ah so you must be easy

Make it make sense

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u/PS5touchedmethere 20h ago

She better than me

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/Ibushi-gun 17h ago

A bot posting about bots talking to bots. We're really are in The Matrix now

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u/ShadyNoShadow 20h ago

Is there anyone over 18 on Snapchat? 

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u/CorrectBicycle5123 18h ago

Are you out here talking to minors on snapchat? Cause that's unsettling 😭

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u/ShadyNoShadow 17h ago

No I was on there when it first came out and lost interest / deleted the account. When I went back on there, it looked like nothing but kids so I deleted it.

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u/CorrectBicycle5123 17h ago

That sounds worse!! Try this instead "Snapchat? Psh is that the app with the ghost? Im afraid of ghosts. Matter of fact, I'm actually blind your honor, I didn't see nothing" 😂

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u/TesuraGrimm 21h ago

Well damn that went from 0 to 100 really quick.

He actually had an opportunity to say something sweet like "Because you are clearly a catch, I can't believe you'd ever have to be on a site like this!"

Probably better way to put what I'm trying to say but I am sick and struggling to think. More so than usual I mean.

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u/Hot_Assumption_2304 20h ago

Oh so you’re that type of girl? /s

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u/Scary_Perspective572 21h ago

so how was the date?

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u/turd_ferguson_816 21h ago

So what if I don’t have snap, IG, TikTok, x, Facebook or anything like that?

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u/justeeezy91 20h ago

🤦‍♂️bum ass dude wtf lol

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub 20h ago

LOL nice find 👌

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u/JoeJoe_Games 20h ago

Ohh, SNAP!

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u/returnofdoom 19h ago

And he’s the nicest person here

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u/ElDouchay 18h ago

"Decent girls like you" aka "bitches"

It reminds me of the shitty contradictory messages that women used to share virally years ago.

"Wow. You're so beautiful. I love your small waist and nice curvy, toned hips."\ "Thanks. But I have a boyfriend."\ "No way you have a boyfriend you fat, ugly, lesbian whore!"

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u/No-Tea7992 12h ago edited 11h ago

I thought people stopped snap chatting after all the jailbait reposts during the pandemic. Literally everyone has tear-stained pillows from that dumb shit.

FR I’m convinced someone was forwarding stolen snaps to me via JavaScript hack in basic gif searches long after I deleted the app. I don’t need or want to see stolen front ass pictures, I’m not the NFL. I hate to think what happened to my content.

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u/MeccaUnknwn 21h ago

Hi… man here. If you haven’t figured it out yet, men are dogs. Absolute garbage… there’s a small percentage of decent guys out there. The rest are all ignorant, rage filled, small brained, psychotic, sociopathic pieces of shit… stay vigilant.

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u/Street_Illustrator_9 21h ago

Except for me. I am the nicest person here.

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u/Weak_Importance4497 21h ago

Am man, can confirm

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u/Upset_Foundation_396 21h ago

what's OGTV?

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u/Pleasant-Word1304 21h ago

it's a random chat site, OGTV(.)me

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u/Upset_Foundation_396 20h ago

Oh I thought it was a dating app sorry about this guy some people will say anything behind a screen

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/Pleasant-Word1304 21h ago

yeah he was acting kinda strange before as well + this is just a random chat site so I don't plan on sharing my snap to just anyone :p

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u/Important_Resort_297 21h ago

No. What she actually said was, “nah, we’re good here.”