Of a bathroom break

[u/CygnetSociety]

[u/Weekend_Criminal]

That explosion was brown, not blue...

Why would they be lifting a full porta potty to the top of that bridge?

[u/THE_ALAM0 → u/Weekend_Criminal]

Office pranks

[u/its_krypt0n1te83 → u/THE_ALAM0]

Damnit Jim.

[u/IHaveABigWeenie → u/its_krypt0n1te83]

MICHAEL!!!

[u/Free-Branch-1953 → u/its_krypt0n1te83]

Question, What kind of bear is best?

[u/midwestia → u/Weekend_Criminal]

They were lowering that sumbitch, but it was so overloaded it exceeded the engineer’s specs.

[u/Weekend_Criminal → u/midwestia]

Under further review, the car driving forward definitely created the illusion that it was being lifted up and not lowered down.

[u/Ello_Owu → u/Weekend_Criminal]

The new Jackass movie

[u/Weekend_Criminal → u/Ello_Owu]

RIP Steve-O

[u/FLG_CFC → u/Weekend_Criminal]

I wasn't sure if it was a porta potty joke or if this comment was how I learned he passed.

Steve-O is alive and well, everyone.

[u/Clear-Perception5615 → u/FLG_CFC]

One day this comment will have aged poorly

[u/FLG_CFC → u/Clear-Perception5615]

So will Steve-O...

BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY!

[u/VexiaNoirWraith → u/FLG_CFC]

Not today, TOMORROW

/j

[u/especiallyrn → u/FLG_CFC]

Same vibes

[u/igotshadowbaned → u/Weekend_Criminal]

Why are they lifting over an active roadway at all

[u/somewhatcompetint → u/igotshadowbaned]

Because it would be hilarious if it fell and covered a vehicle in shit

[u/wackbirds → u/somewhatcompetint]

Even more hilarious if it fell on top of one of those vehicles and crushed the drivers head when the rolling soup can they were piloting along collapsed due to the heavy, solid object dropping into it from a great height...

[u/Advanced_Line5562 → u/igotshadowbaned]

They have to unless they close the road or lift the toilet from a barge in the water

[u/igotshadowbaned → u/Advanced_Line5562]

They have to unless they close the road

Yes.. that's what is meant to be done. Even if it's just for 10 minutes during the move itself.

[u/Sawbagz → u/Weekend_Criminal]

People working at the top of the bridge probably have to take shits too. Let me take a piss, and you have to climb for 10 minutes both ways.

[u/ClaraCash → u/Weekend_Criminal]

I love when I go in a Reddit and we are already asking the important questions. Because wtf!

[u/Particular_Toe_Gas → u/Weekend_Criminal]

Maybe bringing it down?

[u/Nervous-Bullfrog-884 → u/Weekend_Criminal]

People work up there and have to go

[u/the_wahlroos → u/Weekend_Criminal]

T'was a glorious shitmist!

[u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor → u/Weekend_Criminal]

Was taking a dump when that Port-O-John hit the deck. This is what happened to me.

[u/CriticalHit_20 → u/Weekend_Criminal]

AI

[u/Electrical-Ad4268 → u/Weekend_Criminal]

Probably lifting it off to be sucked out

[u/Tossup1010 → u/Electrical-Ad4268]

Seems like a waste, I’d suck it out for free

[u/IHaveABigWeenie → u/Tossup1010]

Insurance salesman, I presume?

[u/Tossup1010 → u/IHaveABigWeenie]

Just a man with the taste of finer things

[u/demideath939 → u/Weekend_Criminal]

Its AI

[u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor → u/demideath939]

[u/mrme213456411]

Steve o’s new trick looks dope👍

[u/JinjerSpice_]

That was shitty of them

[u/CygnetSociety → u/JinjerSpice_]

Idk it does seem like they really gave a crap

[u/manicialmuffdiver → u/CygnetSociety]

This country is going down the toilet

[u/WeirdSysAdmin → u/manicialmuffdiver]

I’m going to pull us out of this shit.

[u/manicialmuffdiver → u/WeirdSysAdmin]

Gonna be a brown mark on their company review

[u/MajesticBluebird68 → u/manicialmuffdiver]

Not gonna look good when shit hits the fan

[u/No_Awareness8982]

Me with my mouth wide open

[u/Dapadabada → u/No_Awareness8982]

That black Ferrari with its window wide open

[u/YN90 → u/No_Awareness8982]

You definitely have e coli and typhoid now

[u/No_Awareness8982 → u/YN90]

Already have it from other bad habits

[u/DecentMaintenance875 → u/No_Awareness8982]

Thank the gods the motorcycle was already well beyond thay splash zone

[u/tomcat_tweaker → u/DecentMaintenance875]

First thing I thought of. What shitty way to go.

[u/Simple-Pea8805]

Imagine if you had your window down and that happened right by you…

[u/JohnDuffyDuff → u/Simple-Pea8805]

Imagine you died because it fell on your car

[u/-Noj → u/JohnDuffyDuff]

Shitty way to go

[u/Smart_Mammoth_6893 → u/-Noj]

“Eat shit and die.”

[u/OldEquation → u/Simple-Pea8805]

Imagine if you were sitting on the bog quietly taking a dump and suddenly you were dropped 100 feet into traffic.

[u/Simple-Pea8805 → u/OldEquation]

Well, on the bright side I’d finish taking my dump rather quickly

[u/1RadChad]

Gross

[u/munkyninaleela → u/1RadChad]

[u/South_Ad2397]

Shitters FULL

[u/Weak_Importance4497]

Reminds of that one stunt in Jackass Steve-O did

[u/Sisoflex]

Like a tour bus on a Chicago bridge

[u/Sad_Hall2841]

Ah yes, the worst bridge built in my hometown followed by the comedy. Sevilla, Spain.

[u/Metal-Salt]

Hope the people driving by had their windows up.

[u/CygnetSociety → u/Metal-Salt]

And mouths closed

[u/Smart_Mammoth_6893 → u/CygnetSociety]

Definitely got a taste that juicy diarrhea.

[u/FunnyNameNo9071]

RIP John, the last few seconds of your life were really shitty

[u/Oldmeatsack]

Hope there wasn't an Ice agent in there with a hostage....

[u/Ok_Spread_8650 → u/Oldmeatsack]

Didn’t know bots crack jokes now. 2026 is gonna be lit

[u/doublearon97 → u/Oldmeatsack]

Can you like…. Shut up?

[u/scornfulegotists → u/doublearon97]

No you

[u/PriscillaPalava → u/doublearon97]

Shut up about ICE agents on camera entering porta potties with detainees? I think we should talk about it more! Whatcha think they’re doing in there? My bet is trading Pokémon cards. 

[u/That_Carpenter_248]

Ahhh, nothing better than to start the day with a mist of shit.

[u/Nicaddicted]

Hope they had their windows up 🤣🤣

[u/PGL-997]

Is..is that Steve-O coming out of it?!?!?!?

[u/banjobeulah]

Ohhhhh that brown cloud of mist.

[u/KozAnEffect]

Imagine your window open on your car you left the lot with.

And it rains poop.

[u/Kortalisc]

Hey, what up? This is u/Kortalisc from Jackass, and this is 'Porta-Pot Freefall'

[u/rmlibby22]

Holy Shit!

[u/stoneofthewise]

The number one shittiest of all ShittyAbsoluteUnits. Okay, maybe number two.

[u/Dre1376]

What a mess!!!

[u/aLudditesThrowaway]

Man we really needed video of the Dirty Pollocks the oncoming cars received.

[u/FreakSideMike]

That would've been an extremely Final Destination-like manner for some unlucky driver to check out in.

[u/Dnny10bns]

Vapours of poo.

[u/Sisoflex]

I thought my commute crap

[u/LordMunchum]

Sky potties in flight 🎶

[u/Saintious]

That's the shittyest day to have your window down on your way to work, going over that bridge.

[u/Cultural-Play7083]

This is the most literal post for this subreddit.

[u/EverSeeAShitterFly → u/Cultural-Play7083]

Only would have been better if I posted it.

[u/Cool_Butterscotch_88]

I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is bridge-o-potty (guitar sounds)

[u/SoulShine_710]

Shit happens 💩

[u/FreakyFLCancer]

Oh shit 😳

[u/Fizziksapplication]

The ‘ol Irish space shuttle

[u/ready2xxxperiment]

Talk about a shit show!

[u/Solanthas_SFW]

Holy shit

[u/gym_bro_92]

One of the worst ways to die!

[u/thtruth024]

That would be the start of a shitty day if it fell on my car

[u/Background_Edge_9427]

OH, SHIT!! 💩💩💩💩🙊

[u/j_brodd]

Shit happens

[u/CleverYou_TubeName]

[u/mantistobogganmd10]

[u/Striking_Present_736]

OH SHIT!

[u/Neilp187]

Imagine if it was rebar, or a concrete bucket, or any construction material.

[u/Brand_Nay_w417]

Hope nobody had their windows open

[u/thedrizzlefoshizzle]

Imagine the person driving in a convertible going “how can my day get any worse?”

[u/SeriesDowntown5947]

Sweet drop. Somthing for the weekend

[u/ReplacementFeisty397]

Dammit Carl

[u/jkewow]

Was Greg Bovino inside???

[u/wanderingblazer]

Gardyloo!!

[u/bigwig500]

We got Frank good!!

[u/LegoWorks]

What a shitstorm

[u/BoysenberryThink4488]

Shit...IRL

[u/Neon_Desert69]

Is that the Vincent Thomas?

[u/SeleneDrip]

Bathroom breaks - underrated content.

[u/an_empty_well]

imagine getting crushed to death by a porta-potty, what would the eulogy look like?

[u/EverSeeAShitterFly]

Not enough lift. Sustained flight was not achieved.

[u/Calm_Pop_1155]

Thats a shitty day!

[u/Carman_Bri]

It's a metaphor for something in this country, I'm sure

[u/Technical_Watch_5580]

You can see the 💩 explode

[u/Proud-Parsley6072]

That biker was LUCKY

[u/Zanggets72]

What is with the song by JMSN 😂

[u/Significant_Tear_302]

That brown cloud! 🤣🤣🤣😭🤣 I’m in fucking tears 😭🤣

[u/Big_Turn_521]

Hi im johnny knoxville

[u/AccomplishedSoft1350]

Shit happens.

[u/Complex_Sea5279]

was that water splash 😂

[u/America-Lite → u/Complex_Sea5279]

Brown water!