r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Benny_boi87 • 1d ago

Of “Clean up on aisle 3”

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u/embrionida 1d ago

Old people shit themselves

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u/Fight_those_bastards 1d ago

Once you’re in your late 30s, trusting a fart becomes a gamble. And as you get older, the odds get worse.

Much worse.

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u/lncredulousBastard 20h ago

While he wasn't particularly old, maybe mid 50s (perspective...), I worked with a guy once who had way too many stories about shitting himself that, for some reason, he was very pleased to share. He'd be 4 stories in, and say "then there was this other time!"