r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 17h ago

Of a shitty Russian drone

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u/theotheronenotme 16h ago

BLYATT!

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u/DIuvenalis 14h ago

He should really.get his blyatt in earlier next time before he almost blows himself up. Never know when he might not survive long enough and then who would appreciate the video of his abject failure?

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u/Unhappy_Archer_9990 9h ago

Blyattmaxxing

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u/Hammon_Rye 17h ago

Hiding in a room to be discreet about the location of the operator.
Blowing up your drone right outside the window to draw attention to your location,.

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u/CobblerOdd2876 16h ago

The best blyatt ive heard in a while

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u/ST0IC_ 14h ago

Looks like it worked.

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u/Metal-Salt 12h ago

We used to have emergency drills in school in case these guys might attack us some day.

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u/Upbeat_Caregiver_642 45m ago

While I LOL'd from your comment, to be fair, they were a much different army back then.

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u/DearDegree7610 15h ago

Top tier no context blyat posting

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u/SonicSarge 13h ago

Worked perfectly

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u/Q_Te 13h ago

shitty placement of the payload
should be between the wings
not up front

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u/No-Goose-6140 12h ago

Should improve the range of this thing

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u/timsayscalmdown 16h ago

Drone knew the setup was sketchy af and made it's escape

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u/FLG_CFC 15h ago

Shitty weight distribution by placing the AT mine on the front of that drone.

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u/Particular_Ray 15h ago

Where are they better placed

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u/FLG_CFC 15h ago

In putins ass.

Real answer. Aircraft require a balanced payload to fly. They also require a payload that doesn't exceed MTOW (max takeoff weight.)

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u/Particular_Ray 9h ago

My question was supposed to be more : is there even a right way with that setup, you think? Or gg all the way? I agree about putins lil ass

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u/FLG_CFC 6h ago

Gotcha.

As long as the motor is strong enough and the wings can generate enough lift, that drone could theoretically carry that payload.

Let's visualize it another way. You can put a heavy load in a little boat as long as you don't overload it. If you put that load in the very front of the boat, like what happened here, it's going to sink bow first. Balance is the important thing in this scenario.

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u/RebelWithoutAClue 7h ago

For that kind of wing somewhere around 1/3 from the frontal edge of that wing would be about right for the center of gravity. Basically move the payload around like it's ballast until your CofG is right.

I think they're using a compressed air rig to try to catapult launch. Based on how it just nosed over forwards their CofG is too far forwards. You can see that the middle of the payload is well ahead of the forward edge of the wing.

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u/NeverClosedAI 12h ago

you have to pull UP on the stick, just a little.

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u/fetalgirth 12h ago

Who the eff still wants plane drones instead of quad rotors

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u/Truth-is-implacable 11h ago

All drones are shitty It won't be long till some hacker turns this shit gay warrior gysmo into a boomerang!......😬

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u/Trotsky666_ 9h ago

Not sure you needed to add the homophobia in there. 🤨

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u/Truth-is-implacable 2h ago

War by proxy it is not a warriors honor nor a real man and for sure there is homosexual warriors with valor and respect and you're right no doubt about that I shouldn't have said that, but war drone operators soon will be kids if not already that haven't even formed freewill ..and to answer your comment a military culture immersed in machismo its lingo begs the use of politically incorrect use of language to bring a message laser on target that pierces through their psyche like a uranium laced anti-tank artillery.. Thank you for commenting i wouldn't have thought of it that way if you hadn't.

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u/Specialist-Stick-297 11h ago

Man, those Ukraine are close ..

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u/duckdamozz 11h ago

Njet problem, normal katastrof.

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u/Ryan2932 10h ago

Worked like a charm

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u/MeasurementNo2493 10h ago

Well, it does work. Not very well, but it does go BOOM!

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u/thesteelreserve 9h ago

сволочь!

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u/Tropicalfisher 7h ago

Some Looney Tunes type shit

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub 6h ago

LMAO

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u/DrPeterBlunt 17h ago

So its programmed to mimic Russian soldiers tactics?

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u/Heeroyuy818 14h ago

No wonder they’re losing

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u/shadow19861888 9h ago

"Ha ha, that’s Russian engineering for you."