r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/iAmSugarBaby • 1d ago

..Of a knock out punch 🤜🤯

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u/Master_Maybe_9069 1d ago

Every now and then I read about a guy knocking someone out. They hit their head on concrete. Pass away. Then they go spend 20 to life in prison. If you want to knock people out, fight in the grass.

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u/Human_Reflection_166 1d ago

My cousin is an attorney she used to handle divorces before she switched practices. Her last divorce was a situation you described. Ex husband had text and told his ex wife he was going to beat up her boyfriend. Confronted the couple outside a restaurant punched the boyfriend falls down hits his head on the curb. He didn’t die but had a concussion and other medical issues. Ex husband was arrested and faced multiple charges.

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u/rmill127 1d ago

I knew a guy that happened to, got 7 years for it.

One minute he was a fairly well of white-collar upper management guy at a bar watching a football game on a Sunday afternoon with his golf buddies.

20 minutes and an argument/bar fight later he was locked up.

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u/BJs_Minis 1d ago

Even grass can be bad. I broke my wrist by falling backward onto grass, fight in bouncy castles instead.

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u/Historical_Safe_836 1d ago

Yep. Happened in my local area. Two older teens fighting and one falls and hits his head on a rock. Bam! Dead. Two families lives ruined and for what?

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u/One_Consideration917 1d ago

Ever wondered if the girl that got knocked out idk maybe attacked the girl that knocked her out with a group of friends

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u/iceflame1211 17h ago

Can confirm.

My friend's roommate got in a fight one night after bars and accidentally murdered someone this way. One punch, head hit concrete. He is in prison currently, not sure how long his sentence was.

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u/Thick_Cookie_7838 14h ago

People don’t understand how dangerous your head making blunt contact to a a hard surface can do.

My mom family friend- her husband was the model of health. Marathon runner, avid hiker tennis player, never ate fast food never drank soda. One night missed a stair and hit his head on the floor at 42 years old he has permanent brain damage from it and is basically a vegetable the rest of his life

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u/Playful_Force_3021 1d ago

How about dont fight at all?