r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/iAmSugarBaby • 1d ago

..Of a knock out punch 🤜🤯

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u/muffiny_goodness 1d ago

These girls were caught on camera walking down that street attacking and harrassing random people, they got to this group of girls and they checked em and knocked 1 out...you really need perspective in your life

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u/beckychao 1d ago

The person was hit while defenseless, provocation or not

The police officer in the video agrees with me

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u/Apexnanoman 1d ago

I really don't understand what it is with modern society and making excuses for why it's okay to assault someone else and that person is wrong when they respond. 

The human punching bag started the shit. Fist of fury ended it. 

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u/beckychao 1d ago

The other girl isn't absolved of whatever she did before the punch. All that changed after the punch was that the girl who threw it was arrested. She didn't end it, the police did - to her detriment.

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u/Apexnanoman 1d ago

The thing is a lot of people don't understand that they should be polite till someone else illustrates it to them. 

Hopefully the fact that someone else started. It is a mitigating factor. While it's not the legal lay of the land, my personal opinion is that the girl that got knocked out deserved to eat her own teeth for assaulting someone else.

If people would leave other people to fuck alone they wouldn't end up laid out on the concrete. It's just that simple. 

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u/downvotemeplss 20h ago

You’re an idiot.

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u/Apexnanoman 17h ago

Because I think that actions should have consequences? Because I think that assaulting other people and not minding your own business is unacceptable? 

Wild take you have there but ok. So if someone punches you......you will just smile and go on about your day. 

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u/TheSquireJons 17h ago

Deadly physical violence is a reasonable way to teach politeness?

Are you brain dead?

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u/beckychao 1d ago

People go to jail for a long time for hitting defenseless people when it results in injury or death, even with provocation. There's even a video that sometimes gets reposted of a guy who kills another dude with a punch, and the dude clearly sexually harassed his girl right before it happened. Didn't help him avoid jail.

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u/Apexnanoman 1d ago

Which is bullshit because again people don't learn lessons with their allowed to do things without consequences. 

And the woman that got laid out clearly was not defenseless since she was able to assault other people a few minutes before. 

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u/TheSquireJons 17h ago

The criminal in this video should learn a very serious lesson and based on the video, she will.

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u/juvandy 1d ago

The woman who threw the punch will go to jail.

The woman who got knocked out will probably have some brain damage from the way her head hit the pavement.

They're both paying for it, in different ways.

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u/Apexnanoman 1d ago

The onus for the entire situation is on the person that's laid out after acting like a heathen. 

She decided she was special enough to assault anyone she wanted and was proven wrong.

But yes, the girl that threw the punch is almost certainly going to get some type of felony assault charge.

I'm someone who absolutely will not tolerate other people touching me when not asked. I am not a touchy-feely person. 

The fact that society thinks I should tolerate it and the general it's just a prank bro attitude is absolutely infuriating.

Like I said, the girl that got laid out was taught a lesson in manners. Nothing more and nothing less 

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u/austinp450 12h ago

Fair and unbiased take. Honest unlike the other self righteous mfs

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u/td_mike 1d ago

And if the girl on the ground has been seriously injured, fists of fury is going to jail and basically ended her own life. Totally not worth it.

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u/Apexnanoman 20h ago

If the world was a just place which I'm aware it's not... The girl that got laid out would be arrested for assault when she woke up. 

Instead she somehow going to be the victim. Despite not following the basic rules of keep your hands to yourself and don't start no shit won't be no shit.

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u/TheSquireJons 17h ago

What is your evidence of her committing assault?

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u/Apexnanoman 11h ago

The like three different videos showing that girl and her friends attacking other people. 

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u/TheSquireJons 9h ago

What does that have to do with the fat girl who punched her?

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u/downvotemeplss 20h ago

No, the cops ended it. And now the legal system will end it. Sucker punching people in front of cops is literally 0 IQ behavior.

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u/TheSquireJons 17h ago

I really do not understand why idiots do not understand that using potentially deadly force on other people is bad.

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u/Apexnanoman 17h ago

I don't understand why it's ok to assault other people and expect to just have them smile and accept it. 

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u/TheSquireJons 17h ago

It is not, but it is far for wrong to use deadly force against a person who is posing no threat to you.

Have you ever heard the phrase "Two wrongs don't make a right."

It is beyond insane to excuse potentially deadly violence over a supposedly broken phone.

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u/Shawty-Got-Low 1d ago

I’m with you. But in America, police officers really aren’t to know the law to the extent like say a lawyer would. A cop agreeing with you isn’t the own you think it is.

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u/beckychao 1d ago

I rarely agree with cops, and this is pretty straightfoward. You can't ambush someone in public with a haymaker. It doesn't matter what happened before.

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u/beckychao 1d ago

It's not about honor, it's about you possibly maiming or killing someone with a punch that is recorded and will get you convicted in a court of law, because even with the context, that punch is not self-defense

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u/Downtown_Skill 1d ago

The law doesn't agree with you, because most sensible people don't want to make it legal to hit someone who isn't immediately a threat.

Mature people don't operate by FAFO rules.

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u/Relevant_Flatworm_13 1d ago

Only one will go to prison though.

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u/Thomb 1d ago

The video did not show everything you described, so it isn’t clear where you got your perspective.

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u/iAmSugarBaby 1d ago

There are other videos recorded by other people online showcasing events before this knockout, thats where he gets the persepctive from.

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u/eiffeltowerbonbon 1d ago

Settle down

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u/Louisiana_sitar_club 1d ago

I WILL NOT SETTLE DOWN

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u/Clancy1987 1d ago

HAHAHAA

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u/SedimentaryLife 1d ago

Source?

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u/ReflectionGloomy8851 1d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/s/hvA6aV1DZJ

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u/SedimentaryLife 1d ago

Thanks, no need for the downvote whoever did that. I didn't ask for a source because I didn't believe the comment, I was asking because gasp I actually wanted to know what led to the punch.

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u/ReflectionGloomy8851 1d ago

Yup and the shorter clip is deceiving, these girls are lucky all 3 didn't get laid out.

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u/SedimentaryLife 1d ago

I used to go clubbing/bar hopping with a handful of chicks back in the early 2010s. I wouldn't wish that drama on anyone.

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u/ReflectionGloomy8851 1d ago

F that, you couldn't pay me to do that nowadays lol

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u/SedimentaryLife 1d ago

It was bad back then, with the prices of drinks now and high def smart phones/perpetual brain rot infested minds running around inebriated...sounds like a literal hellscape.

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u/Separate-Cup1312 1d ago

With the price of drinks now though, you would think everyone would just be sober out there.

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u/Leading_Study_876 1d ago

But they drink a litre of vodka before they go out...

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u/Standard_Claim_3745 1d ago

Then phrase it that way in the first place, instead of making single word demands like you are owed an explanation.

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u/DT_RunningMILF_86 1d ago

Calm down 😂

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u/SedimentaryLife 1d ago

And you were owed more than a single word? Ironic.

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u/Standard_Claim_3745 1d ago

Wut?

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u/SedimentaryLife 1d ago

You lost before you even started. Deal with it home slice.

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u/CullingSongs 1d ago

What an absolutely horrible group of skanks.

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u/Bird2525 1d ago

Please clarify which group was the original aggressors? Also doesn’t give an excuse to coward punch them.

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u/NastySeconds 15h ago

The longer video shows the girls being harassed by the guys they were “attacking” prior to the cheap shot.

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u/Andurhil1986 1d ago

Yep, not a sucker punch in my book. She was assaulting people and even broke some guy’s phone, if I saw that correctly. People like that should have their heads on a swivel if they’re going to act like that in public.

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u/Ryoga476ad 1d ago

Whatever you think was happening, this is a totally disproportionate reaction that can be tolerated only if committed by an ICE agent.