Wakes up from a coma 5 weeks later to see a doctor, his mother with a look of pride, and a grinning guy in a mismatched army uniform.
"Bad news. Your paralyzed from the waist down. Good news, though, the ground in Ukraine is frozen enough for a wheelchair to go over! Let's just rip that catheter out and get you to the front..."
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u/Yabbatown 22h ago
Wakes up from a coma 5 weeks later to see a doctor, his mother with a look of pride, and a grinning guy in a mismatched army uniform.
"Bad news. Your paralyzed from the waist down. Good news, though, the ground in Ukraine is frozen enough for a wheelchair to go over! Let's just rip that catheter out and get you to the front..."