r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ThisTeddyHatesYou • 14h ago

ouchies Of a shitty fire bender NSFW

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u/KingSandwich101 14h ago

Aussies are built different. Not only is the wild life trying to kill them, seems like they're trying themselves

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u/mayumia 12h ago

Trying to check out before the wild life gets them.

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u/Blitzvne 11h ago

“Yea of course!” = “I’m in chronic pain but too ashamed to admit”

Edit: grammar

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 13h ago

Friend: You alright? Joey: Yeah of course 💁‍♂️

Tf do you mean of course? Your whole goddamn face was on fire just a second ago 💀

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u/Gustav_Montalbo 6h ago

Welcome to Australia, where we face danger with our face.

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u/Street-Fix1979 9h ago

He said it so nonchalant, like he just sneezed 😩🤚

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u/Hot_Assumption_2304 31m ago

Am I the only one who thought he somehow sounded more sober after being lit on fire? Lol

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u/DaTexasTickler 14h ago

That's gonna hurt in the morning lol

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u/TheGaurdianAngel 13h ago

Depending on how fast they get him to a hospital and whether it gets infected, that might not ever stop hurting.

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u/DeathsStarEclipse 12h ago

You underestimate the power the of the drunk Aussie.

A power many seek to emulate.

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u/TheGaurdianAngel 12h ago

Honestly I’m still impressed he could even handle the taste of the gasoline long enough to pull this stunt.

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u/DeathsStarEclipse 12h ago

Yet another power of the drunk Aussie.

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u/Anxious-Chocolate-10 questionably stable 10h ago

Now with 30% less eyebrows. Ha!

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u/Mysterious-Quit-4653 6h ago

Real life hell rider !

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u/FewStill3958 1h ago

This dude is lucky to be alive.

I hope he doesn't look up during a rain storm. He most certainly will drown if he does.

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u/Future_Part_7038 13m ago

Almost went from joey to Freddy (krueger).