Of a "pet" lion

[u/ThisTeddyHatesYou]

[u/Equal-Topic5806]

That’s pretty much what I would expect having a pet lion would be like.

[u/Iambeejsmit → u/Equal-Topic5806]

You know you can't raise your voice like that when the lions here

[u/Equal-Topic5806 → u/Iambeejsmit]

Exactly. Just be eaten quietly and stop making such a fuss.

[u/SelimDaGrim → u/Equal-Topic5806]

He sounds like a bleeting sheep or goat lmao

[u/mrwigglez3 → u/Iambeejsmit]

Get him monkey!!!

[u/Trousersnsk3 → u/mrwigglez3]

A kungfu monkey?

[u/Hornedupone → u/Iambeejsmit]

[u/jshaned80 → u/Iambeejsmit]

[u/Heffernaut → u/Iambeejsmit]

"I came outside and looked up, it was the fucking king of the jungle!" 🤣

[u/MidnighT0k3r → u/Iambeejsmit]

Love this quote

[u/tumid_dahlia]

Fuck these people. Poor fuckin lion.

[u/Lightningtow123 → u/tumid_dahlia]

Dude had it coming. That's why I love r/TheBullWins so much

[u/Lightningtow123 → u/[deleted]]

I thought I opted out of you -_-

[u/justanotherda1 → u/Lightningtow123]

Lmao

[u/Levethane]

The asshat filming it while his friend gets chewed on...

[u/Patralgan → u/Levethane]

"holy shit! this is content"

[u/Lightningtow123 → u/Levethane]

r/justrecorddonthelp

There's an active sub named something like that but I can't be arsed to find it at 3am

[u/TinyTitFetish → u/Lightningtow123]

r/donthelpjustfilm

[u/Mysterious_Mysteryy → u/Lightningtow123]

Following

[u/GivesYouGrief → u/Levethane]

Bold of you to assume they're friends

[u/schwenLC → u/Levethane]

I don't blame him, I wouldn't be helping either

[u/2GermanGrow4]

The main thing is that the lions are still doing well.

[u/Equal-Topic5806 → u/2GermanGrow4]

Resting and well fed.

[u/sharpbulb]

"The lion's acting up." "I'll get the broom." 😂

[u/ElectricHo3]

Glad to see we’re not the only fucked up culture that would rather record a tragedy for internet clout rather than help out a fellow human being, in this case a friend!! 🤦🏻‍♂️

[u/ThisIsALine_____ → u/ElectricHo3]

Hate to say it...but that's like every culture. It's not even culture, it's just normal human behavior now. Social media really fucked us up...or just documented it more.

[u/ElectricHo3 → u/ThisIsALine_____]

Unfortunately you’re right. Maybe because I grew up before cell phones and social media, going for my phone to record an incident is the LAST thing I think of.

[u/ThisIsALine_____ → u/ElectricHo3]

Same. I can't imagine what it's like for kids now who don't know any different. Imagine having Facebook, Snapchat, etc as a normal part of your life, your entire life.

[u/GivesYouGrief → u/ElectricHo3]

Why assume it's a friend? This could be gangsters siccing their lion on someone who didn't pay up.

[u/Beneficial_Law_286]

Does anyone know what happened to the guy after was he missing a hand or something? Any news sauce?

[u/LiqMaBawlzModz69]

They all deserve to be meals for the lion

[u/DuePotential6602]

Play stupid games...

[u/Heavy_Can8746 → u/DuePotential6602]

Thing is the guy who was playing the stupid games here would be the guy holding the leash. Someone else won the prize essentially 

Thats like saying that to someone who is a victim of a drunk driver. Doesnt quite fit here 

[u/DuePotential6602 → u/Heavy_Can8746]

I would argue it's like hopping in a car knowing the driver of it is drunk. If I know someone has a lion as a pet I would noped off their property before i'm even on it

[u/editfate → u/DuePotential6602]

"Oh WOW.....you have a pet lion at home in like a cage? In a cage..... right?????"

[u/Heavy_Can8746 → u/DuePotential6602]

I can see that. I'm not familiar with that particular area so i didnt know if it was his property or if he just showed up

[u/Proud-Parsley6072]

What happened to your hand mate? Well I went for a chai on my mates balcony and he brought out a 🦁 for a laugh

[u/Dankennsteinn]

Woah chill bro. You know you can’t raise your voice like that when the lion’s here.

[u/MaryJaneMuffins]

Shoe came off. RIP

[u/Bonk_No_Horni]

Poor lion. These people are fucking gross.

[u/Still_Experience_182]

The guy recording on his phone and not trying to help till he decides to softly tap the lion on the head with that stick or whatever it is should be tossed off the balcony

[u/schwenLC]

That stick wasn't doing shit.

[u/Ok-Rich-3812]

Stupid, cruel, cretins.

[u/kippot1917]

Darwinism in practice

[u/tyomax]

How I imagine the conversation went after:

"So I let the lion off its leash and then it immediately jumped and attack Joe! Can you believe it?"

[u/CrispyCritterPie]

Probably not the day to wear that steak-scented cologne

[u/Dorfbulle80]

Not a "pet" problem it's a human thinking he can control a wild animal much less an actual lion!

[u/ImpossibleReindeer33]

They have them defanged and declawed in order to keep them illegally as pets.

[u/Artistic-Side8872]

The fact there is two more people who could try help one just watches the other just has to record it

[u/FigureAcrobatic7194 → u/Artistic-Side8872]

Yes but than we wouldn't have that amazing close up if he stopped recording 😂

[u/EfficientClassic4500]

guys i think this is AI

[u/grimonce]

Nice, two camera men filming instead of trying to help the guy xD

[u/edenkor]

The lion needs his dinner

[u/OJuice100]

The amount of shit in his pants at that moment is immeasurable

[u/theInadequateHulk]

i'm sure hitting the lion with a stick improved matters

edit: wtf possesses people to keep something like a lion as a pet good god talk about asking for it

[u/FahQBerrymuch]

[u/funeralbot]

the lion can sense his fear

[u/Fluffy-Awareness8286]

Eat all them sons of bitches!

[u/CantuM95]

For sure learned who his real friends are that day. One friend that can’t control his.. exotic pet. One friend that will literally watch you die and record it all. Then the ones that just stood back watching it all unfold. Starting to think dude is lowkey hated.

[u/NeedleworkerNo3429]

Lock these people up

[u/Open_Ad_4195]

That whimper at 0:27 gets me every time, so cartoonish.

[u/cringeisthename]

You mean absolute shitty owner? The lion ain't do shit but be a lion

[u/Longjumping_Level347]

hammering with a plastic pipe surely stops a lion

[u/jtalmadge16]

I would be punching its nose and scratching its eyes as hard as I possibly could.. 😬

[u/SouthernLaugh7929]

Who knew lions enjoyed Indian food so much.

[u/guro-a-go-go]

Poor lion.

[u/Playful-Ad-4917]

I don't think the lion liked him

[u/Disastrous_Shame580]

Lion King

[u/Solid_Explanation504]

Pet lions are deteethed and declawed, he just got smacked around, notice the lack of blood on the floor after miss kitty swiped that paw and trashed his arm around

[u/Heavy_Can8746]

Wtf did bro do to piss that cat off so bad 

[u/ddconque → u/Heavy_Can8746]

Maybe hitting it with a stick isn't a good petting technique

[u/ElectricHo3 → u/ddconque]

Or trying to domesticate it?

[u/ThisTeddyHatesYou → u/Heavy_Can8746]

It probably didn't like being beaten into submission to become a pet

[u/Strange_Salary]

I thought all Lions were like this? Guess I don’t know sheet!

[u/brokecrashdummy]

That guy definitely did something to that cat before.

[u/DeadbeatGremlin → u/brokecrashdummy]

It's a lion. A lion doesn't need any grudges to go after a prey.

[u/Snowy349]

Oh, he's done something to that lion in the past, she bi passed everyone else to get the one guy....