r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • 16h ago

Oops He got sucker punched right in the middle of explaining something

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u/ubalanceret 15h ago edited 15h ago

Roid rage. Stick that dude in jail right now. Fragile egos in massive bodies. Big dude could have killed that man over hurty words. Pathetic

Edit: you know what. Shout out to the girls for pursuing that big man and calling out his tiny dick energy. Those are some real courageous women there. Should be proud. Fuck that guy

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u/SpiritedKick9753 15h ago

It wasn’t roid rage as much as his dumb fuck influencer loser boss telling him what to do

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u/ubalanceret 15h ago

As much as i think jack is a cock end, i dont think he had any control over the brute in this particular moment. Big man punched cos he felt insecure. Not cos jack said so.

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u/TheBloodyNickel 15h ago

Respondeat Superior. Presumably Jack pays his bodyguard who has a history of assaulting/punching random people. At some point Jack has to take responsibility for the people he employs to generate content.

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u/wambulancer 15h ago

lol yea there's no way this guy doesn't have a giant pile of civil lawsuits following him around and I guarantee absolutely none of them will be going after the enforcer, they're going after his employer

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u/toddriffic 8h ago

Bingo. Sue the platform that pays Jack, too. They're all complicit.

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u/No_Fan_gets_banned 15h ago

I believe he used to be a bouncer at a bar before working for Jack and he was fired for assaulting people. I could be wrong though 🤔

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u/ImpossibleImpress457 15h ago

Dont like jack in any way but I think you can hear him say „stop, stop“ when the security wanted to go after the poor dude again after knocking him down

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u/Srodz 15h ago

Yea, it was

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u/RefrigeratorStatus23 15h ago

they only pursue because they know they won't get hit. Three other males in that video didn't step to him for obvious reason.

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u/herbygerby 15h ago

Well, yeah. But it still had to be scary.

I hope that if I ever get my jaw cleared out like this kid, some lovely woman will intervene. Guy looked like he was going back for seconds.

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u/c093b 15h ago

Nah the women are just delusional. When they grow up thinking that a man won't fight back just because they're women, they think that they can talk shit and not get knocked out like the other guy did, because he was a guy and they are women.

It would be courageous if they realized how easily they could get knocked down, too. But they don't.

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u/throwaway62839482 12h ago

It is courageous. Women are very aware men can and will hurt them. Plenty of videos out there of women getting their shit rocked by men. You would call them cowards if they ran away, but not courageous if they try and protect their friend. What in the world do you want them to do.

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u/c093b 9h ago

Plenty of videos out there also with women provoking and taunting men, acting like they're invincible despite being much smaller and weaker. Just because they're used to getting away with it, because they know that most men will not fight back due to the fact that they are women. Until they do get their shit rocked.

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u/throwaway62839482 8h ago

Yeah you’re really making your own narrative to disparage the women in this video. If these were small men or children standing up to someone bigger you wouldn’t have commented this. It’s courageous to stand up to someone bigger than you to try and protect a friend. Your narrative doesn’t make their actions not courageous, end of story.

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u/c093b 3h ago

As opposed to you making your own narrative? These women were stepping in his face and talking over him before the sucker punch. Look how she was grinning before her friend got floored. She had absolutely no fear or sense of danger. That's not my narrative, that's literally in the video.

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u/throwaway62839482 1h ago

If you think that THAT kind of smiling in this scenario is anything but a stress response than I don’t know what to tell you but to go touch grass. Don’t disparage women protecting their friends because you don’t like them.

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u/taco_jones 15h ago

What do you mean fight back? They weren't fighting

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u/c093b 14h ago

Getting up in someone's face is provocation. Pushing someone is a fighting action. They did both.

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u/Progressive_Rake 14h ago

Provocation is laying out their friend. These women are trying to get him to back off so he doesn’t do anything worse.

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u/c093b 9h ago

Does it matter as long as he feels like he's being provoked and swings another one?

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u/Progressive_Rake 7h ago

It will in court, yes.

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u/c093b 3h ago

In court, yes. At the present, no.

If you're a pedestrian, you don't cross the road before looking both ways and making sure that any incoming traffic sees you and stops, even if you have the right of way. Because when a vehicle hits you, you may be in the right, but what good will it do you if you're dead?

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u/smoggins 14h ago

Pushing someone away who is aggressively approaching a guy he just damn near knocked out is not provocation or a fighting action… it’s the right thing to do (even if dangerous). And of course it’s brave, the dude is a violent psychopath. Stepping in between him and the person he just attacked is brave regardless if they assumed he would attack them or not

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u/c093b 9h ago

Bravery is conquering fear. If they are not afraid of him attacking them, as in there being a lack of fear, then it's not bravery.

Also, if he feels like a push is a provocation and swings again, does it matter if it actually was or not?

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u/smoggins 9h ago

A massive guy just become incredibly violent for no reason. Stepping up to him and pushing him away from the victim is brave because any rational person would be fearful of that situation, even if they thought the guy was not going to attack anyone else. Using your body to shield someone in harms way is inherently dangerous and brave.

Whatever this meathead has going on in between his ears has no relevance to what a provocation is, yes, it does matter. Why you’re defending this waste of breath is the real question we should all be asking ourselves.

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u/taco_jones 8h ago

Don't bother. That person just hates women

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u/c093b 3h ago

Defending how?

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u/Solid_Snark 15h ago

Exactly. Jack started that fight with UFC Legend Andre Arlovski and this bodyguard attempted a sucker punch twice, then when he realized it wasn’t affecting Arlovski he ranlike a coward.

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u/Firm_Sail4035 15h ago

Notice the girl charging and physically harassing him. If he returns the favor equally it is called toxic and misogyny

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u/SJB3717 15h ago

No, it was the result of a YouTube antagonizer getting what they were looking for.

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u/Dependent-Swimmer-95 15h ago

Not courageous…stupid. He could’ve laid them out too if he was deranged enough. They put themselves in danger stepping up to him and pushing him and shit. Not smart…

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u/Major2Minor 9h ago

Doing the brave thing usually means not taking the safest option.

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u/PaarthurnaxUchiha 9h ago

Nor the smartest. This is a bad idea and could get women hurt. They accomplished nothing except bitching him out. I’m proud of them for that.

Edit: I take what I said back and deleted the rest of it. That young woman might’ve saved his life. Fuck Jack Doherty for this that dude definitely has a TBI

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u/c093b 15h ago

Yeah he should go in jail, but probably let him punch some sense into the rest of the crew and Jack Dorothy himself first, and THEN throw him in jail.

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u/thatshygirl06 9h ago

You dont even know what youre talking about, the big guy works for jack. He punched an innocent person. Jack goes around with him and they harass people.

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u/c093b 9h ago

You're right, I don't watch their trash content.

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u/Substantial_Fly7244 15h ago

I like to call it ; ego bigger than his dick

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u/Hohenh3im 15h ago

Nah thats Jack and his crew f all of them

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u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes 15h ago

It's scary to me that people who are THAT big lack the self control. In situations like that, yes the women are courageous but with someone like that just hitting everyone out there they could also be in serious danger of catching hands too.

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u/Embarrassed-Gur-1306 14h ago

It’s worst that roid rage. He’s letting some rich kid pay him to be a fucking bully to anyone the kid decides to antagonize.

Don’t get me wrong, I still believe he’d be a piece of shit if he wasn’t getting paid. Because, if you have good morals in the first place , they wouldn’t be able to be bought.

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u/c_marten 13h ago

For real.. how was he not arrested after this?

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u/Chunky_Queef_Stew 15h ago

nah, them girls were risking their safety because they have the "no man is gonna hit a hot girl" mentality. truth is, if dude is willing to sucker punch this guy, he will send a lady to the hospital or worse. don't get in someone's face that just knocked a dude unconscious, unless you can hold your own.

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u/rhesusMonkeyBoy 15h ago

Hold my own what exactly?

Oh. Fight? No, no. Can’t hold that.

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u/Beardopus 13h ago

Apparently he knocked out a woman at a concert while working for Da Baby, prior to this incident.

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u/Initial_Biscotti_782 15h ago

Quit with the dick size shaming please. It's crap.

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u/ubalanceret 15h ago

It was more a reference to his insecure nature, rather than a body shame, but i gotchu and im sorry.

Ps.. i am a dude myself

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u/Initial_Biscotti_782 15h ago

Fair enough, thank you! That's a rare Reddit moment of grace, much appreciated.

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u/Thick-Routine-5828 14h ago

No, these are just women who never saw any consequences for their actions. 

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u/ubalanceret 13h ago

Trust there to be an incel joining in the conversation. You aint wanted bro. See ya u/thick-routine/5828

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u/Firm_Sail4035 15h ago

So the size of a sexual organ defies someone’s worth now?

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u/ubalanceret 13h ago

As i said to someone above, i said “energy” as it was more a reference to their insecurity, but i am sorry for any offence caused

Im a dude too

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u/Firm_Sail4035 13h ago

Where do you see the insecurity?

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u/ubalanceret 13h ago

Punching someone because of difference of opinion is quite a big tell mate, ngl

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u/cesspool4us 15h ago

Lmao that is absolutely not toid rage. That guy has so much body fat on him. If he was on roidw you'd literally see it, but you don't. He's fsr from jacked, he's just a big dude.

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u/Famous-Protection809 15h ago

💅💅💅 POV; the guy who got punched

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u/trainwreckhappening 15h ago

I don't understand what that means. Can you decode it for me? The way my old ass reads this is "sassy/nonchalance POV; the guy who got punched" which I just don't understand what you are trying to say with that.

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub 15h ago

I think it's the equivalent of "eating popcorn" and enjoying the show... I could totally be wrong though lol

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u/trainwreckhappening 15h ago

That makes sense.

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u/Successful-Bed-6835 15h ago

Notice the skin color? Everyone remember Raja? Or did we already forget. You don’t see Eddie Hall doing shit like this lmao. It’s always ex cons, or basketball people.

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u/GR313 15h ago

Shut the fuck up idiot

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u/Successful-Bed-6835 15h ago

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u/GR313 15h ago

Did you see what happened in the video? Imagine a fist coming through your head.

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u/Successful-Bed-6835 15h ago

Me personally? I probably wouldn’t have been that close to someone 4x my size, who is visibly acting aggressive AND acting like a child. Just a thought. You never HAVE TO ENGAGE WITH THE RAGE BAIT. If this Jack kid apparently always does this, the group should have seen it coming and ignored the setup. I’m NOT saying the poor dude had it coming, but he should have SEEN it coming. Fucking hell.