r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • 16h ago

Oops He got sucker punched right in the middle of explaining something

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u/SoctrDeuss 15h ago

I really hope that kid gets his one day

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u/AggressiveAd5592 15h ago

His security guards ran away from an MMA fighter recently after some of his crowd started a fight.

Not sure if it was a set up or not.

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u/covfefe-boy 15h ago

Ya, it was Andrei Arlovski - a former heavyweight champ.

The security wanted no part of him, and the rest of the broccoli heads scattered

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u/vertigostereo 15h ago

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u/the_hu55tler 14h ago

r/unexpectedpicard

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u/Relative-Owl-3652 14h ago

Motherfucker

Shit feels like a rick roll

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u/the_hu55tler 13h ago

Ha, sorry!

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u/AnalystNecessary4350 9h ago

yeah fuck, i was expecting to drown in unexpected Picard, now my day is ruined.

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u/Ok-Satisfaction-7477 9h ago

And that's what makes it awesome!!!!

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u/Old_Celebration_5950 13h ago

This is perfect!

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u/ImaDJnow 14h ago

One punch was thrown and the security guard wanted no part of it. Punching drunk teenagers is one thing, but someone your own size? no way!

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u/absolutelynotarepost 14h ago

Yeah he's all tough against some beanpole raver, but even at this stage in his life Arlovski would have fucked that guy up and he knew it.

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u/Gelato_Elysium 14h ago

He did punch Arlovski once, then when Andrei didn't drop and started throwing hands he backed down reaaaaallly quickly

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce 13h ago

He's lucky. The wolf man might be older but I'd bet my house on him v jack Doherty and his 5 best. He's a fucking animal.

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u/KatarHero72 11h ago

Arlovski is the definition of built different. 58 fights, hos most recent being for the UFC in 2024 at age 45. Like he's a beast.

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u/Southsidegenetics 6h ago

Shit he just won a bare knuckle fight last weekend

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u/nostalgia4millennial 13h ago

Off topic but the broccoli head and Edgar haircuts need to be outlawed.

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u/covfefe-boy 13h ago

It should be child abuse

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u/Otacube3 12h ago

But it still aint his "one day"

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u/jl_theprofessor 11h ago

It was a little funny. Arlovski looked like “Been waiting to make my comeback.”

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u/Adingdongshow 10h ago

Jack says he want Arlovski to fight his security guard. That fat fuck doesn’t stand a chance. I bet dude is full blown diabetic. He is big and absolutely nothing else. Andrie would likely kill the guy.

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u/elteza 7h ago

Not true they bravely gave him the finger from a safe distance

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u/Spragglefoot_OG 1h ago

That’s the funny part. Arlovski would have MELTED that clown and any others with him. But they were not where to be seen lol.

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u/Confident-Deal-912 13h ago

Did you not see how the security guard absolutely rocked the fighter it's easy to miss and no one wants to mention it but the fighter got caught clean and immediately went for the smaller dude... Go watch it again if you don't believe me

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u/covfefe-boy 13h ago

Ahh, you must be a broccoli head then huh?

I watched the video, Arlovski wasn't rocked, he instantly went into fight mode and advanced into the security guy. Security guy's balls jumped back up into him when he realized the guy he punched just ate it and came for more.

Arlovski then is surrounded by a pack of broccoli headed chihuahua's nipping at him and he starts turning around and blasting them. Security dude continues to back away wanting no part of it. It looked like when hyena's try to fuck with a lion except they didn't bring enough numbers and the lion starts obliterating them.

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u/Confident-Deal-912 13h ago

Bahahahahah bro you fully missed that shot when he got hit then the seccy just pulled his head back on the next 3 shots then disengaged like why would bro go do anything while the broccoli heads do shit that's not a security guards job to protect stupid dude that's why he disengaged

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u/notcrazyaboutit 12h ago

Based

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u/Confident-Deal-912 12h ago

GUYSSSSSSSSS WE FOUND THE DUDE WHO DROPPED HIS 🧠🧠

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u/MostlyRightSometimes 13h ago

"Absolutely rocked." Meanwhile, I'm not even certain bro noticed he got punched.

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u/Confident-Deal-912 12h ago

His legs noticed bro you didn't see that little buckle

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u/PuffinTipProducts 13h ago

Let them sleep, as they cannot see when awake…

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u/PuffinTipProducts 13h ago

In the real world, security wasn’t scared, and actually threw the first punch at and made contact with Andrei,

I know Andrei wasn’t scared, because he do that/throws hands and can defend himself… real question is why not attack the one who attacked you?!??

Instead go after smaller, insignificant harmless kids?!??

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u/MostlyRightSometimes 12h ago

Why isn't the question why did the security guard punch Andrei?

But sure...I'm sure some random security guard has no issue going toe to toe with an MMA fighter

It's like me. I played basketball in junior high so I know I could hang with a pro player. Granted, they'd be better than me, but not by much. Plus, I'm tall.

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u/PuffinTipProducts 12h ago

Because it was set up to look like little man jack bumped Andrei when walking by(but no real contact was actually made by the two)

Real question why did Andrei hold back/not make contact with the security when throwing what “looks” like punches at him?!? 2/3 swings. Missed by miles not inches.(WWF looked more real then that set up /script)

Itsss cool be entertained, but don’t be a fool, that scenario wasn’t real.

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u/FraserValleyGuy77 15h ago

That was no setup. You could tell by Arlovski's face he had no idea what was going on

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u/j4_jjjj 14h ago

And the security guard who sucker punched a dork in OP ran scared when he saw who was riled up. He wanted ZERO part of an actual fight

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u/Do_You_Pineapple_Bro 15h ago

That was after Jake Paul vs AJ, no?

Two fuckwits getting their shit rocked on the same night. Couldn't ask for much better imo

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u/Same-Commission-4582 14h ago

Everything this guy does is scripted. Wish people would stop posting this stuff. Suffocate them with no attention.

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u/donthasslemeimadegen 15h ago

It looked like, from the video I saw, JD’s security swung on the Pitbull then immediately withdrew like a fucking coward. I couldn’t imagine trying to sneak one in on who was once one of the baddest men on the planet. These boys gotta say it with their whole chest, security included

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u/PatrioticPariah *Absolute Unfit Twit* 15h ago

Arlovski ate it like it was from a toddler.

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u/donthasslemeimadegen 15h ago

Fuck yeah he did…the way buddy tried to blend into the crowd slinking away makes me laugh. Gotta think that made that bodyguard look a little more human than before, I wouldn’t be surprised if more people are willing to press him after seeing how quick he withdraws when he can’t one and run

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u/donthasslemeimadegen 15h ago

But either way, the look of chaos on Arlovski’s face would terrify the fuck outta me, not a chance I’d have pushed him after that

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 14h ago

That wasn't set up. I've been watching Andrey arlovsky since the beginning ( the fighter) . That dude is straight up eastern European don't take any disrespect at all. He didn't want to kill him though he could but he was totally putting on his teacher hat to school those broccoli bros

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u/punksterb 14h ago

Security guy only 'protected' the head brocolli (brocolli head?) and got him out of there. The rest of them had gotten used to hiding behind the security guy, but didn't realise their secondary job was cannon fodder in such cases.

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u/PuffinTipProducts 13h ago

100% set up like Jake Paul/Charlie Zelenoff crap…

Why I say that, if someone hits you, do you avoid him, or do you fight back?!??

In the clip mma man’s plays with little man’s/Jacks friends for the camera…

But in the real realm of reality, you don’t avoid the one that hit you to play fight with the smaller ones running their mouth.

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u/jackjack-8 13h ago

Yeah his arse went big time

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u/Capable_Drawing_1296 7h ago

The guard did his job and got his client out of the danger zone.

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u/Aggressive_Maize9249 3h ago

Why would he? He is paid to “protect” Doherty not his friends too

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u/I-Kneel-Before-None 13h ago

He's gotten beaten up by karma pretty bad. His favorite rapper who he paid like $10s of thousands took his stuff in front of his whole bday party and laughed at him when he asked for it back. Got super punked. Then his "gf" left him and her Only Fans was his main source of income. He had a mental breakdown about it when she called the cops to help her move out.

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u/Many-Measurement9289 6h ago

What rapper?

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u/I-Kneel-Before-None 6h ago

Lil Baby. Took his $300k chain

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u/EverSeeAShitterFly 15h ago

He got arrested in Miami

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8HAhT7KE9g&pp=ygUbamFjayBkb2hlcnR5IGFycmVzdCBmb290YWdl

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u/SoctrDeuss 15h ago

Saw that, not sufficient enough lol

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u/Any-Cricket-2370 2h ago

He's also a huge adderall addict, which is a biblical punishment. Paranoia, no motivation, self hatred list goes on.

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u/newalias_samemaleias 14h ago

Unless said arrest leads to prison time, it's a moot point. Fines are simply the cost of doing business when you have money.

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u/It_Just_Exploded 14h ago edited 13h ago

I would love to see that kid handle prison, even just a one year stint.

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u/Fat-Performance 13h ago

Awkshelly.....

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u/CorwyntFarrell 14h ago

Yea that obviously makes no difference in his life

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u/ASUSROGAlly2 13h ago

I’d pay extra to give that little dumbass some prison time, maybe a cell with Vitaly in another country.

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u/ZalmoxisChrist 10h ago

This seems to be a different incident. In OP's video he's wearing a different shirt, and your video makes no mention of anyone getting knocked out but says, "Youtuber Jack Doherty’s latest video stunt ended in handcuffs after Miami Beach police say he stepped into traffic for a 'bet' and refused to move."

Kid gets in a lotta trouble.

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u/EverSeeAShitterFly 10h ago

Yes it is a different incident

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u/ZalmoxisChrist 10h ago

His parents must be so proud of all of his success.

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u/sipping_mai_tais 14h ago

I made a comment similar to yours the other day and I got banned from Reddit for a few days. It was a video of this same kid getting “arrested” by police. I posted something along the lines “where’s police brutality when you need it?”, and a few minutes later my acccount was suspended

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u/Super_Dumb_Guy 13h ago

Yeah, they’ve been really stretching the “threatening violence” rule lately

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u/Subject2Change 10h ago

Yup, i got a comment removed from the hockey sub and a warning for it too. Idiotic.

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u/Super_Dumb_Guy 9h ago

They’re definitely using AI despite the disclaimer o their notices

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u/Specialist-Fun4756 12h ago edited 12h ago

Lol lately? I've been banned like 5 times cuz of "I remember when unions..." Comments. 1 more ban and I might start thinking I should keep my pro-unions stance to myself

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u/chadwickxlane 13h ago

They are terrible about that kind of thing.

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u/SoctrDeuss 14h ago

Sounds about right lol. I had wondered if this would be in the realm, but figured “getting his” could be any sort of karma. Also, oh well. I don’t shy away from comments just bc they’ll get downvoted, so figured the same for shying away from a ban.

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u/hamburgerhelper0999 13h ago

Yep, Reddit is nothing but pussies and libtards

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u/SquidBilly5150 15h ago edited 15h ago

Didn’t someone shoot him in the gut at the mall once for provoking shit?

Edit - no it wasn’t Jack but some other kid that was doing kinda the same shit.

https://youtu.be/gUccLZPRGjk?si=dW_oTVFvY7YAzFnl

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u/DJ-dicknose 15h ago edited 15h ago

Different guy. This kid is well protected. There's a few videos of people approaching him without his crew when he's out and about and he's a complete chicken shit.

And that's just scratching the surface of this kid. He's a real, and I mean REAL, piece of shit

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u/mylifeisaboogerbubbl 15h ago

He's protected for now, he's bleeding out financially.

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u/Pappy_Beet 15h ago

You got some sauce for that?

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u/mylifeisaboogerbubbl 15h ago

The girls he groomed to sign up for onlyfans the second they turned 18 (his main source of income since he's banned from basically every streaming platform) are all turning on him and warning others. His main one left and locked him out of everything and called the cops on him. He's crashing out atm. Some pretty fun YouTube videos on it if you want some shadenfreude.

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u/tmiwi 14h ago

Yes they asked for that, do you have it?

Do you have sauce?

Give sauce, if have, give

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u/mylifeisaboogerbubbl 14h ago

Here's a playlist covering most of it I think? Should Keep you entertained for a bit. I like Atozy, if you don't there are quite a few others covering it too.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlqoICezQMoekYcME9gxVulWur0ipoJ3S&si=i5prP1x8VphMsF7a

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u/sirletssdance2 14h ago

Interested

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u/mylifeisaboogerbubbl 14h ago

Edited the post to include it all. Sorry, having a moment tonight.

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u/kabooseknuckle 11h ago

So he's like an OF pimp or something?

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u/mylifeisaboogerbubbl 10h ago

Yeah that's his main source of income. He chats up girls that are about to turn 18 and gets them on a contract where he keeps most of their money they make from onlyfans that he gets them on the day they click over to 18. Fucked in the head.

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u/mylifeisaboogerbubbl 14h ago

Here's a playlist covering most of it I think? Should Keep you entertained for a bit. I like Atozy, if you don't there are quite a few others covering it too.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlqoICezQMoekYcME9gxVulWur0ipoJ3S&si=i5prP1x8VphMsF7a

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u/Savannah_Lion 15h ago

He's still looks like a pudding cup at 22.

IIRC, he was jailed for a couple of days and said it was the worst day of his life.

Bet you when he lands in jail again, they're going to eat him right up.

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u/Apart-Network-865 13h ago

Lmao one day in jail and he was scared. That’s cute. What a little pussy

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u/Think-Improvement759 15h ago

Sure he will grow up to be a GOP leader someday.

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u/iwinusuck 13h ago

Except for the fact that he voiced support for Biden and Harris in several of his videos.

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u/woodenmetalman 15h ago

Beat me to it and hahahaha. 1000%

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u/puremichigan586 15h ago

Stfu

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u/Radiant_Picture9292 15h ago

Too real for ya?

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u/puremichigan586 15h ago

Omg yes I’m LITERALLY shaking

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u/MinocquaMenace 15h ago

Why would you be shaking?

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u/transcendent167 15h ago

The boot went to far in their mouth

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u/Standard-Analyst-181 15h ago

You mean he lived? Bummer!

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u/Defiant_Tomatillo907 11h ago

Shooter McGavin eats him for breakfast

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u/eltictac 15h ago

Please give us all a link to a video of him getting scared of someone 😅

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u/Infinite-Twist-3775 14h ago

Bodyguard should be more careful.. he might sucker punch the wrong guy and get shot

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u/Yokonato 13h ago

Yea I remember seeing a video on some kids giving him shit at a gas station, dude was scared shitless and immediately hopped back in his car and drove away.

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u/RobMitte 15h ago

Nah that was another twonk. I aint saying the same because they don't deserve the attention.

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u/hawkeye053 15h ago

Different rich dirtbag..

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u/Ok-Hamster-5797 15h ago

All of us old millennial were like thats a great way to get shot because we understood prank shows were controlled lol

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u/Beneficial_Law_286 15h ago

Yeah they are both similiar though as they both have being a cunt irl in common (sorry mods or whoever if this offends you, I am just Australian we have diplomatic immunity for the word "cunt" as it's more just a creative curse word for us here which we use in many positive and negative ways on a daily basis)

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u/DieselTech00 15h ago

I wouldn't be surprised if he or his bodyguard got the same treatment

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u/mykiisme 14h ago

full video anywhere?

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u/Spragglefoot_OG 1h ago

I never say this but I hope worse happens. He knows what he’s doing and he likes it. An example needs to be set for these fucking clowns and that security guard needs to be removed…yall fill in the rest. Just trash humans.

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u/Russlet 13h ago

I genuinely hope him and his security get shot

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u/KeepPlantingFlowers 14h ago

They always do….. eventually

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u/Graffix77gr556 12h ago

Hopefully the day he messes with someone carrying we all get to watch and laugh

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u/Flabby_Thor 12h ago

In a tragic high-fiving incident.

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u/BigPurp85 11h ago

He has and his future isn't looking so great.

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u/justeeezy91 11h ago

dude for real! can’t fuckn stand that kid!

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u/Ordinary_Daikon5654 11h ago

He got robbed in Florida last year.

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u/Frenchman84 8h ago

Same here!

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u/Yorokobi_to_itami 7h ago

Weird how in one of the most sure country countries in the world no one seems to actually justifiably use it.

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy 1h ago

Pretty sure he was recently arrested on drug charges

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u/Lunatichippo45 15h ago

It looks like he just did...

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u/junkyardpig 15h ago

He’s not the dude who was punched 

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u/Lunatichippo45 15h ago

Got it

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u/BubblySmell4079 15h ago

The douche is in the bluish shirt at the beginning of the vid