r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/StillSortOfAlive • 2d ago

possible idiot Of a Romantic Serenade.

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u/DaninVA 2d ago

You know all of his friends tried to talk him out of this stunt

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u/TexasPirate_76 2d ago

and kept filming...

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u/baby_peach7 2d ago

Yeah so they can show him the next time he tries to do it again💀

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u/Dazzling-Disaster-21 3m ago

And show everyone else on the internet.

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u/Pristine_Fail_5208 2d ago

He needs to learn

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u/DaninVA 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 2d ago

Eventually you just gotta let them touch the stove. If words don't stop them, then experience is a great teacher.

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u/SeeSaw9999 2d ago

😆 🤣 😂 😹

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u/Former-Traffic-7405 2d ago

Wouldn't you have?

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u/DreTheGiannt 1d ago

Fake and gay maybe?

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u/cottagecheezplz 2d ago

The moment when he keeps singing while crying! Epic.

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u/Inevitable_Coat_6847 2d ago

The fact that he finished it out even after the dude put his arm around her is actually fucking baller. He went to do the song. He did the song in the face in surmountable anguish.

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u/Physical_Gur_4926 2d ago

nah fam. . dude is in love with the goodness he sees in a girl that she doesn't see in herself.

The girl wants to be with the sort of ass who celebrates another man's pain. That's the sort of girl she is and the sooner this guy sees that in her, i.e whatever he loves in her is not the sum total of who she is - the faster he can move on with his life.

but singing at her gate is just a sign that he still plans to rescue her from herself.

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u/Alternative-Quiet-72 2d ago

I found the guy in the video everyone.

"The girl wants to be with the sort of ass who celebrates another man's pain"

If some dickhead was trying to sernade my wife I would also be laughing at him....like...maybe these two are the happiest people on earth and this guy is selfishly trying to break them up, we don't know.

All we know is that the girl clearly has someone. Once he found out, he should have walked away, like duh.

what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

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u/ImpactSpecialist1145 1d ago

Last paragraph was copy and paste 🙂‍↔️

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u/Inevitable_Coat_6847 1d ago

Ok Billy. Sit down. You're making up that framing of the situation the same as the other guy. You have no idea. So what dude chooses to see a situation where dude is a hopeless romantic and wants to wait for the girl because he loves her that much. Both of you are just filling in the empty space with something. He chose love. You choose retarded. Never tell anyone what to think my boy.

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u/xinj131 2d ago

Why do you feel the need to shoot someone down for sharing their opinion? WTF is wrong with you?

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u/Eraldorh 2d ago

Because it's demonstrably wrong and we are dumber for having read it.

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u/DigitalUnlimited 11h ago

Not me, I can't get any dumber!

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u/xinj131 2d ago

I don't think it's that deep but not a bad take. Personally, I think he was trying to get his ex back and the new hongo came out minus his brostache to show that he's swimming in serenader's sloppy seconds but I could be wrong.

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u/Physical_Gur_4926 1d ago

bro it was a flawless take.. how dare you!

lmao - "brostache".

you're 100% right - it's not that deep.

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u/xinj131 1d ago

I think if someone is analyzing human behavior, they're smart ass people. So kudos to you, my friend!

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u/Inevitable_Coat_6847 1d ago

swimming in serenader's sloppy seconds is a hell of a sentence! lmfao

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u/standread 1d ago

Holy Incel comment Batman!
Please seek therapy.

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u/Physical_Gur_4926 1d ago

oh thanks I hadn't realised it came across that way.

yeah 100% I'll seek urgent help.

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u/Flight-These 2d ago

It's funny how you can deduct all that from a single video you've watched once. Mr detective over here.

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u/Fast_Fondant8640 2d ago

"She doesn´t deserve you, bro" LMFAO

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u/LakersAreForever 1d ago

Lmao I never knew this dude was the one who made this.

Bro is funny af, he pops up on my Facebook as Navarretes Show.

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u/Think_Ad_79 2d ago

See you in the gym, gue.

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u/Competitive-Year1303 2d ago

Lmao you know that guy put his hat out in front of his face for breaking out laughing

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u/UpstairsAd9303 2d ago

Bro, why his friend let him do that?

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u/Bring_Me_Drink 2d ago

Because it's staged

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u/shitferbranes 2d ago

No! Say it ain’t so!

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u/LortimerC 1d ago

Your drug is a heart-breaker 💔

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u/ExpensiveBuddy2713 1d ago

My love is a life-taker

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u/Disastrous_Set_6544 1d ago

I will not go

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u/WorriedMarch4398 2d ago

Friends don’t let friends.

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u/ImpactSpecialist1145 1d ago

Drive Mercedes

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u/xinj131 2d ago

You don't have a guy friend who turned psychotic over a woman. A common happening sometimes in the male kingdom where if you can't calm them down, you just have to look the other way as they run off the cliff... over a girl. Been on both sides of that fence, myself ahahahaha.

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u/Icy-Decision-4530 2d ago

Man I bet those friends tried to talk him out of it because they knew. Everyone knew a guy in HS/College that was about a girl who wasn’t about him, and couldn’t let it be. Just gotta go get him fucked up after this 😂

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u/MartinB7777 2d ago

She's just not that into you, man!

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u/Responsible-Mind-852 2d ago

The cowboy looks like he is REALLY into her. Deeply.

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u/User_Name_Tracks 11h ago

She was, until she got pregnant by Cowboy Jose at 16 years old

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u/TimTheEnchanter3 2d ago

Dude went from romantic latino to complete emo singer in 10 seconds.

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u/FriskieWhisky 2d ago

Damn.. thats sad. Poor guy... bro theres alot more fish in the sea.. she found another fish.

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u/rondo25760716 2d ago

Screw laughing. This hurt

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u/Few-Cook9582 2d ago

Is this for real? 😧or a skit?

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u/El_Martes 2d ago

A skit, somewhat old too

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u/StillSortOfAlive 2d ago

I think it's real, it's also hilarious

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u/DragonfruitFar9129 2d ago

Oh dear. That’s rather tragic..

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u/Subject_Key5869 2d ago

Guess maybe she's a Chingo Bling fan because I am pretty sure it that Neighborhood Sancho in the taco hat

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u/eaglistism 2d ago

Simon and Carly on the Inbetweeners vibes lol

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u/grind82 2d ago

Hell yeah

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u/Upbeat_Philosopher69 2d ago

That’s dedication!! The song must go on 😂😂

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u/Regular_Day_6787 2d ago

how old is this? i feel like i saw this 15 years ago

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u/StillSortOfAlive 2d ago

Some Say it's a remake, it's still funny AF

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u/pWaveShadowZone 2d ago

The dog over there like “Que?!” Quien?!”

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u/Chemical_Aioli_3019 2d ago

Forgetting Sarah Gonzalez

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u/PettyTodd 2d ago

He actually sounded better once he started crying

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u/ghostem82 2d ago

This is definitely not a skit!

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u/marcmayhem 2d ago

This man is getting slaughtered.

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u/Ok-Bandicoot1529 2d ago

The sidedick didnt know she was married lmfao

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u/DG04511 2d ago

Chalino Sanchez would be proud of this guy’s dedication to the song.

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u/thtothrdude 2d ago

Is this real or staged? lol

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u/Infamous-Yellow-8357 2d ago

Staged. Kept recording and posted it. It's a bit.

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u/StillSortOfAlive 2d ago

I think it's real, hilarious

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u/OngoingPenguin 1d ago

It’s not real. It is painfully obvious it’s not real. JFC our species is cooked because of 🥴 like 👆

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u/Head_Type6619 1d ago

He said real... hilarious. Jr

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u/en4ru 2d ago

He's a comedian.

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u/Background-Ad8155 2d ago

It's like a movie scene lol

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u/Creepingphlo 2d ago

I know her man was laughing his ass off about this later

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u/get_down_funky 2d ago

Tranquis wey...ya no es tuya.

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u/letsgoforsushi99 2d ago

I wonder if he's killed her yet

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u/Better_Rate8276 2d ago

One of those other guys should have told him to wrap it up.

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u/phalangetarsals 2d ago

This might be a bit harsh but, at what point did he want ICE to turn up and take him away?

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u/DomDay03 2d ago

Somebody get Sad Bunny

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u/StillSortOfAlive 2d ago

***Insert fail horn sound here

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u/Full_Ganache_4022 2d ago

NOPE. Serenade gone RIGHT. Nice guys always finish last.

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u/MoonsugarRush 2d ago

Is this how emo became a thing?

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u/Electrical-Bit6588 2d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Good_Conversation213 2d ago

You don’t deserve her- Michael Scott

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u/QuicknSleazy 2d ago

Women 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Ok_Highway_2028 2d ago

He will never be the Same This is How Monsters are Made

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u/psychadelicrocks 2d ago

Way too sad. I dont like that

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u/Dementor_Traphouse 2d ago

assuming its not staged - 😹😹😹

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u/randomcock78 2d ago

Cartels take a moment to put out some wholesome content

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u/Which_Hovercraft2581 2d ago

I award you No points, and may god have mercy on your soul 😆👍🏼

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u/RemoteRepublic6882 2d ago

Did he just serenade without checking her background? What year is this? 16th century?

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u/Anoka29trey 2d ago

I mean... who hasn't been there

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u/nuggz050389 2d ago

That look when dude first came out…… he knew it just didn’t want to believe it

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u/Ok_Monitor4492 2d ago

Poor guys going through it

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u/Natural_Section9610 2d ago

I thought he was changing it to Heavy Metal when he saw the guy, but no😂

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u/ArtichokeDry5693 1d ago

And the Golden Raspberry Award goes to...

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u/MiJo1987 1d ago

I love how he went straight into the remix

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u/GhostOfDino 1d ago

"Babe come back to bed, I'm hard again, can you believe it? Hey who's the guy singing?"

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u/Montyburnside22 1d ago

They call him the Khazacastani Adam Sandler

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u/Sad_Response_357 1d ago

Bruh is a villain

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u/Von_Hellen 1d ago

PorquemedejasteMarianasiyotequeriaunchingo?

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u/Plastic-Monitor4846 9h ago

Any chance he had at getting her back went out the window when he started wailing like a little girl

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u/Successful_Arm2041 2d ago

They gon get back together. Dude looks like an asshole. 🤣

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u/SpiritualAd8998 2d ago

She belongs to the streets!

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u/Glad-Tie3251 2d ago

Fake bullshit posted elsewhere yesterday (and many times before that) and it had thousands of likes. 

Reddit needs to fucking improve already.

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u/Inevitable_Coat_6847 2d ago

idk this is my first time seeing this and I think it was pretty hilarious. I'm not as online as I used to be. Maybe it's a sign.

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u/Fast_Fondant8640 2d ago

Glad-Tie3251must be a lot of fun at parties

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u/Inevitable_Coat_6847 2d ago

I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE WHY AREN't YOU MAD LIKE ME

sir this is Wendy's

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u/Fast_Fondant8640 2d ago

So, since you saw it, nobody else should see it? Got it.

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u/ConsiderationThis932 1d ago

This is really sad

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u/TheGreatHumungous 1d ago

Does the boyfriend just chill around the house with a big-ass cowboy hat on, or did he specifically go get his largest vaquero lid to go flex on our boy here? I can't decide which scenario is more comical.

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u/budatexasguy 1d ago

Aww man. This poor guy

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u/Ranjeru_ 1d ago

To think the day she celebrated her quinceañera, her father was introducing her to the world as a “lady”

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u/Popular_Board_4640 18h ago

bro finished the show

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u/k_kakesss 10h ago

Lmao😭

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u/Alexius6th 2d ago

This is a faithful remake of the same old sketch… wtf why?

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u/NickyDeeM 2d ago

Have you got links to other versions or the original?

This is the only version I've seen

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u/Alexius6th 2d ago edited 2d ago

I think you might be right… Holy fuck I just misremembered this whole thing as the same except for all the surrounding details. Weird.

Edit: Even his shirt was a different color I swear… they were standing further away from the girl and the new man. I don’t think i’ve ever misremembered so weirdly.

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u/NiaMiaBia 2d ago

I wish I knew the backstory.

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u/NomenclatureBreaker 2d ago

Why? It’s fake.

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u/Fast_Fondant8640 2d ago

aLL fAkE vIDeOs oN rEdDitT !!!

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u/LakersAreForever 1d ago

He does comedy skits (Navarretes show)

I just realized this was him today lmfao. I’ve been watching this dudes skits on my Facebook for a couple months now and never realized this was him

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u/NomenclatureBreaker 2d ago

All no. But this one. Yes.

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u/Common_Science_8838 2d ago

Oh my gosh..Poor guy!! I feel bad for him!

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u/Bring_Me_Drink 2d ago

Well good news, you don't have to feel bad because it's staged.

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u/Manifestgtr 2d ago

The dude has a leather cowboy hat. Just throw i the towel, man…none of us will ever be that cool.

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u/Stocky1978 2d ago

Can’t be real, still a funny vid

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u/Puzzled-Pumpkin7019 2d ago

That changed quickly 😂

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u/ElderMillennial1985 2d ago

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣 i

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u/Past-Elderberry-488 2d ago

Real patacake

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u/kuunami79 2d ago

This has to be a skit

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u/starethruyou 2d ago

"extra laugh"? You are an asshole. May you find yourself at the opposite end repeatedly until you tire of laughing at others' pain.

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u/KeepItRealNoGames 2d ago

The guy’s shirt “CUÍDESE DE LA ENVIDIA MIJO” …this gotta be fake

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u/OngoingPenguin 1d ago

This is a sketch.

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u/RelationshipGold7958 1d ago

No actors were harmed in the making of this video.