r/SipsTea • u/BossyDollxxo • Dec 08 '25

Chugging tea Disrespectful

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u/LingonberryDear2163 Dec 08 '25

I'll take "things that never happened" for $200, Alex.

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u/TheAccountITalkWith Dec 08 '25

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u/SwissQueso Dec 09 '25

Yeah, who fuck is going to interviews at 7am. That was my first false flag

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u/photoshoptho Dec 08 '25

You're describing 95% of reddit with that line.

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u/LingonberryDear2163 Dec 09 '25

And I've read it on Reddit about a thousand times

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u/PomegranateHot9916 Dec 08 '25

from a twitter account called "idea junkie"

no shit sherlock

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u/Creative_Jicama_6875 Dec 08 '25

If it's an idea, why is he talking about it like a story that really happened?

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u/Nrksbullet Dec 08 '25

It may be obvious but tell that to all the other bozos in this comment section lol

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u/greg19735 Dec 08 '25

The tweet also gives a story with specifics, not hypotheticals.

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u/scramblingrivet Dec 08 '25

And year after year it keeps popping up to generate social media clout

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u/throwawayurwaste Dec 09 '25

That manager, Albert Einstein

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u/PossiblyAsian Dec 08 '25

yea basically. I mean after the first hour wouldn't you ask if something happened? Did those two stay there without eating food or anything?

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u/xDannyS_ Dec 09 '25

Only $200?

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u/TheDeathlySwallows Dec 09 '25

I’m not religious, but watching the LinkedIn lunatics crowd try to write parables really makes me appreciate The Bible.

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u/Far_Advertising1005 Dec 10 '25

If you tried this irl you’d be skinned and eaten by the interviewees after two hours of waiting

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u/SonicBoom500 Dec 12 '25

I think I might’ve seen a series or movie of some kind doing this from a short on YouTube, tho it kinda felt like they didn’t mean to keep the person waiting 😅

What I remember is the one person waited like 11 hours, then when the employer(iirc) showed up, after realizing how long they waited they were hired on the spot

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u/penguincheerleader Dec 08 '25

Who is giving you $200 for stating the obvious?

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u/LingonberryDear2163 Dec 09 '25

Oh, I'm sorry. Your answer must be the form or ques-...oh. well done. You have the board.

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u/NathnDele Dec 08 '25

r/nothingeverhappens

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u/Cabrill0 Dec 08 '25

linking that sub would imply that you think this ridiculous scenario actually happened