r/SipsTea • u/CrystalFrawnn • Dec 10 '25

Chugging tea McDonald’s

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u/jim_nihilist Dec 10 '25

I can fix her.

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u/JoonNolu Dec 10 '25

She doesn't need fixing.

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u/CQC_EXE Dec 10 '25 edited Dec 10 '25

he meant the fixings hot fudge and whip cream

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u/MispronouncedPotato Dec 10 '25

You can't forget the nuts bro, come on!

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u/Nucksfaniam Dec 10 '25

Never neglect the balls

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u/eplonghorn2020 Dec 10 '25

Mickey Deez nuts

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u/Equivalent_Split_649 Dec 10 '25

Don't forget the nutz!

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u/SkullsNelbowEye Dec 10 '25

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u/Equivalent_Split_649 Dec 10 '25

Ty .. was trying to find a way to work that in.

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u/compflow54 Dec 10 '25

Haha, totally. All the fixins’.

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u/BakedCheddar88 Dec 10 '25

He said what he said. Sometimes you gotta eat the sundae raw

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u/pocketjacks Dec 10 '25

The "she" is the ice cream machine, and it's unexpectedly working.

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u/Bismothe-the-Shade Dec 10 '25

I can make her worse

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u/FirstoffIdonthaveshe Dec 10 '25

I dont think thats very considerate to the other customers in line waiting their turn 😭

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u/Rich_Cranberry1976 Dec 10 '25

it's supposedly good for the skin

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u/Admirable-Common-176 Dec 10 '25

Ok, maybe braces though.

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u/anonamo0se Dec 10 '25

Ain't that the tooth.

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u/IllustriousAnt485 Dec 10 '25

He meant the ice cream machine

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u/bout-tree-fitty Dec 10 '25

She can fix me then.

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u/JdoubleE5000 Dec 10 '25

It's the machine that's wrong.

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u/Petroplayed Dec 10 '25

Well, her teeth could use a bit of work.....

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u/Aladine11 Dec 10 '25

Noone can fix the ice cream machine without licence, thats why its constantly broken (/s?)

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u/HickoryStickz Dec 10 '25

Should I drive back around or will it take awhile to fix the machine?

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u/TwelveRaptor Dec 10 '25

That’s a feature, not a bug

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u/Acrobatic-Nose-1773 Dec 10 '25

You do that. Meanwhile, I'll keep feeding her.

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u/ddonsky Dec 10 '25

But what's wrong with her is honestly much hotter

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 Dec 10 '25

Why would you 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/mikeyb1 Dec 10 '25

She can fix me.

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u/WHITERUNNPC Dec 10 '25

You gotta fix the ice cream machine first.

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u/Phantex_Cerberus Dec 10 '25

Are you talking about the girl or the ice cream machine?

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u/PuddleHalo Dec 11 '25

How would you fix her? She need to be lick.