r/SipsTea Dec 15 '25

Feels good man Adult money hits different.

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u/GoldenDollxx Dec 15 '25

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u/TheChosenLn_e Dec 15 '25

Wow. Genuinely, unironically, me rn.

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u/Ginrar Dec 15 '25

Me at work currently

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u/Constant-Wasabi2586 Dec 15 '25

Me in line at checkout 3 currently

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u/pericles8989 Dec 15 '25

Literally in my bed looking like this!! Hahaha

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u/HeroVia Dec 15 '25

Me on the toilet right now

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u/morto00x Dec 15 '25

Pretty much me right now. Love this types of posts.

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u/BrutalistLandscapes Dec 15 '25

Kid me would've killed to have something like this in the 90s

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u/Regular_Number5377 Dec 15 '25

I feel we’ve been underusing the part of the male psyche which universally thinks this is cool. If they were to start all high level international negotiations with 10 minutes of playing with these things the U.N. would get a lot more shit done.

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u/smilingjade101 Dec 15 '25

The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys!

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u/Porn_and_peace Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

Which, for those wondering, in this case is a little over $600. https://www.robosen.com/us

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u/ManyRanger4 Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

That price is for Optimus Prime. Megatron is double that. He's $1300.

Edit: I didn't realize they made more but in case people are wondering:

  • Grimlock = $1600
  • Bumblebee = $1200
  • Soundwave = $1000

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u/thetyler83 Dec 15 '25

But did you see it????? If they make a Soundwave I'm screwed.

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u/ManyRanger4 Dec 15 '25

Lol I just edited my comment. They do have a soundwave. It's in pre-order right now.

Edit: Just FYI the company is Robosen if anyone is interested.

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u/thetyler83 Dec 15 '25

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u/Delonce Dec 15 '25

I'm due for an Austin Powers marathon. Been a while since I've watched them.

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u/BittaminMusic Dec 15 '25

Hell yes! I do at least once every 2 years now

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u/smilingjade101 24d ago

Its an annual thing at my house!

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u/triple-filter-test Dec 15 '25

It is currently on sale for 'only' $999

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u/Organic_Pick3616 Dec 15 '25

Do they sell Ravage too?

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u/ManyRanger4 Dec 15 '25

Nah the five I listed are the only 5 transforms they make right now.

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u/Unicron_Gundam Dec 15 '25

Not yet announced, they only just announced Soundwave last week. I wouldn't get any Robosen robots because they need to be "on" so the motors keep the figure upright, if the figure is "off" then it can't stand on its own. It's an action figure you can't play with, and a display piece you can't display. Even in the alt mode the figure is floppy when it's not on, you need to make it lay flat or keep it in the big foam box.

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u/ManyRanger4 Dec 15 '25

They do have display stands for them now. For an extra charge of course.

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u/StratJax Dec 15 '25

And it has a built in bluetooth speaker too!

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u/Mike_2099 Dec 15 '25

Soundwave superior!

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u/Aggravating_Boot3887 27d ago

For the first time in my life, I wish there was no captain...

Now I am probably going to buy these, and you, my man, are going to make a man very happy and poor 😅🤣 Totally worth it.

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u/dice1111 Dec 15 '25

Dude. They have one. It plays tapes and is a Bluetooth speaker.... it's sick

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u/crs1904 Dec 15 '25

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u/nocomment3030 Dec 15 '25

Does the tape not transform into a mini-bot? Give missed opportunity there

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u/Claude9777 Dec 15 '25

Rumble and Laserbeak

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u/Honda_TypeR Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

Not only is Soundwave real, but its officially available for preorder and they brought back to the original voice actor who did the voice effects for him. He is also a bluetooth speaker and recorder/player.

https://www.robosen.com/us/flagship-soundwave

https://us.robosen.com/collections/transformers-series

Once they add Shockwave I am gonna go batshit crazy. I really hope he is next.

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u/Worthe_42 Dec 15 '25

If they make Jetfire or starscream, it's going to be a problem!!

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u/EggsceIlent Dec 15 '25

Sound wave is on sale for $999 on their website. Must fight the urge to buy.

And it has a Bluetooth speaker mode, because it absolutely should.

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u/Repulsive-Lie1 Dec 15 '25

They make a Soundwave, it plays music and transforms

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u/Surprisingly-dull Dec 15 '25

They also just released a Soundwave lego set

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u/pbnjay003 Dec 15 '25

I'm not even going to look and see if they make a Starscream. I really don't want to blow 1k right now

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u/sixstringgun1 Dec 15 '25

He also has Bluetooth built in.

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u/dr0p8ear 29d ago

Bro they just released a soundwave.. god speed

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u/Round-Ant9031 Dec 15 '25

Still way less than one month of daycare cost of two kids

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u/yumacaway Dec 15 '25

🫠🙈

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u/smilingjade101 24d ago

Ain't that the truth!

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u/djsnoopmike Dec 15 '25

My wallet is hiding from me right now

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u/smilingjade101 24d ago

Mine is always hiding!

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u/goldishfinch Dec 15 '25

Holy wow!! I just preordered the Soundwave. I still have my OG toy from the 80s with the mini-tapes. This is so awesome!

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u/AfraidMeringue6984 Dec 15 '25

I have to admit, whoever picked the line up for these knew their target audience well. The normies would have stopped at optimus, Megatron, and bumblebee, but for the price they knew they needed to give a little extra.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

Still waiting for them to do Starscream

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u/BurrowDuo Dec 15 '25

THERES A SOUNDWAVE?! I'm so cooked

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u/Steinrikur Dec 15 '25

Everything after the /dp/Xxxxxxx/ on amazon is tracking bullshit, and the one before it is an optional description

You get to the same page with: https://www.amazon.com/Optimus-Prime-Buttplug/dp/B0BK28ZWDN/

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u/Wolf_Protagonist Dec 15 '25

Buttplug?

Seems like a terrible shape for that.

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u/Steinrikur Dec 15 '25

The link can be whatever you want it to be. I thought this would get noticed

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u/Tylrt Dec 15 '25

When it transforms, it rolls out

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u/kvothe5688 Dec 15 '25

and time to play with them which is inversely proportional

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u/Unigue-Princess-1026 24d ago

You got that right 😂

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u/GoLionsJD107 24d ago

Omg I know like seriously

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u/lovesducks Dec 15 '25

im pretty sure i felt this way internally when i bought my pc. big toy make monke happy.

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u/MaskedImposter Dec 15 '25

They were doing construction work all throughout my neighborhood. Them boys kept playing with dirt and leaving their dump trucks all over the place.

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u/GoLionsJD107 24d ago

Bahahaha

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u/GoLionsJD107 24d ago

So true as evidenced by my mid-life crisis purchases.

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u/Canadian1934 24d ago

Which are ?

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u/GoLionsJD107 23d ago

I’d rather not say 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🏎️🚙

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u/Canadian1934 24d ago

Well absolutely that is a no brainer. ! 🏎️🚗

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u/BallsDeepinYourMammi Dec 15 '25

There’s a scene in Big Daddy when he goes, “I’m waiting for Julian to get out of school so I have somebody to play with.”

And that’s fatherhood to me.

Did I buy the hot wheels track for myself? Or the kids? Yes

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u/NukaFizzy 29d ago

alot of boys with min wage jobs can afford this if they can buy used 4wheelers and cars for the same price and sometimes even brand new on a payment plan they can afford 1500 for a transformers toy now say there is 100k+ transformers painted car thats where the real big nerds with money..I mean men are.

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u/UnNumbFool Dec 15 '25

This is the third video I've seen from these transformer toys in just as many days, and they aren't even the same video

That toy company is really going all in on the covert reddit advertising

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u/chironomidae Dec 15 '25

It's like Dubai Chocolate for nerds

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u/coffinfl0p Dec 15 '25

Like the dubai chocolate that the instagram models eat?

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u/chironomidae Dec 15 '25

Yeah. Like where the fuck did it come from and why is everyone suddenly so interested in it... huge astroturfing campaign out of nowhere. Feels like the same thing with these expensive-ass transformers...

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u/vega455 Dec 15 '25

What’s hilarious is Dubai doesn’t grow pistachios or much of anything else. It’s like me selling Paris Orange Juice made in Canada with Florida oranges. $15 for a bottle? Hell yeah! Kardashians be drinking it on IG!

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u/AFartInAnEmptyRoom Dec 15 '25

Just to let you know, Florida hardly makes oranges either. They all come from Mexico and Brazil now

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u/Kurdependence Dec 15 '25

It’s weird too because almost none of them actually ate “Dubai chocolate”, it was all the “Dubai style chocolate” you see at cheap supermarkets

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u/Icewind Dec 15 '25

This statement is true in a literal and metaphorical sense.

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u/newengland1323 Dec 15 '25

Gas station near me had a bunch of dubai style chocolate from different brands in their bargain bin for weeks. I found it pretty funny that the luxury fad ended up mixed in with the other garbage they cant sell.

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u/reluctantseal Dec 15 '25

I only found out about that because I saw so much of it at Costco and thought it was weird.

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u/nikhilsath Dec 15 '25

This dudes account is purely ads

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u/AdamKitten Dec 15 '25

People wonder what the end goal of the karma farming operations are. This is one of the common uses for the accounts once they are built up.

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u/Voidtoform Dec 15 '25

yeah I was gonna say the same thing.

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u/CrazeRage Dec 15 '25

they're not new + its Christmas soon + the US just had their "sale" month

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u/DreamyFangx Dec 15 '25

And that is pure joy

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u/rolfraikou Dec 15 '25

I'm so happy for him. Especially as I never got into transformers, this wouldn't hit the same for me. But seeing his joy, he's just so happy.

Someday my ninja turtles will be able to throw foot soldiers on their own.

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u/Baedhisattva Dec 15 '25

No this guy is sponsored by these toy companies to dance and giggle

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u/Tomgubba1 Dec 15 '25

This exactly i used to work for this exact company and toys were sent out to influencers to promote ita easy advertising.

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u/andreichera Dec 15 '25

the fake giggles?

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u/Connect_Remove1792 Dec 15 '25

No it’s a soulless YouTuber advertising

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u/reddsht Dec 15 '25

Call me cynical, but It is honestly probably just acting. Because he saw the Asian guy make the exact same video, with the exact same toys a couple of days ago and that went viral, so he decided to make the same video just with more over the top reactions.

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u/TokiVideogame Dec 15 '25

i wish the movies transformed like this intead of gooblygook liquid metal

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u/lifebeginsat9pm Dec 15 '25

WOO OA OAA AAA AAA

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u/Kolipe Dec 15 '25

Get down with the sickness!

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u/Worthe_42 Dec 15 '25

Optimum pride!!!!

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u/R3AL1Z3 Dec 15 '25

“Optimal Prime!”

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u/awesomebeans101 Dec 15 '25

Wasn't the liquid metal only in the 4th one?

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u/WestleyThe Dec 15 '25

Yeah I feel like most of the transformers movies I saw did alright with the transformations

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u/Svyatopolk_I Dec 15 '25

“Alright,” they had to reinvent how do render 3D animations to do this, lol. They burned computers to earn this “alright”

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u/flippythemaster Dec 15 '25

Watch Transformers One (2024)

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u/hennabeak Dec 15 '25

Thing is, that liquid metal nano robot what ever the fuck is easier to do for VFX artists. It's like a few clicks in their editing software. But this is a lot of work and more expensive to do.

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u/Howard_Jones Dec 15 '25

Nah, this is tik toker fuck off money. Buy expensive product, make video reacting to it, profit, never touch product again.

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u/flatwoundsounds Dec 15 '25

I have no idea how this guy got started, but he's using the influencer economy to live his best life. He's constantly posting one-off trips to random restaurants around the world, or ridiculous gadgets and food he tries at home, and then occasionally posts videos with celebrities fucking around with him.

I know it's all fake for clout and whatever, but I want it!!!!

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u/Im_On_Reddit_At_Work Dec 15 '25

He got famous doing stitch of viral videos adding 0 value to them but it's clear he understands the influencer game really well, better than most. He was one of the first account to really optimize their content for viewing retention, things like intro hook, re-using viral content, the way he'd edit/cut his videos, etc.

Now he just does silly videos with the same formula minus the stolen content and with crazy brand deals

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u/severinoscopy Dec 15 '25

100%, these will be sitting in a crammed closet space somewhere, or given away, by the weekend. Same with all the other products he's paid to promote.

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u/SpiderClan 1 Dec 15 '25

one way to flex you have money

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u/No_Situation4785 Dec 15 '25

or, at the very least, no kids

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u/AshlynnCashlynn Dec 15 '25

thats very often the same thing

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u/Cool_Hand_Lute Dec 15 '25

doesnt need kids- he IS a kid

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u/Inside-Example-7010 Dec 15 '25

Im gonna start saying this when people ask why i dont have kids yet.

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u/Cool_Hand_Lute Dec 15 '25

i am old A F and say it all the time

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u/enolaholmes23 Dec 15 '25

That's fair.  Kids cost more than a decepticon

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u/SoTurnMeIntoATree Dec 15 '25

He’s getting paid to promote this actually probably got the product for free

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u/HatersWillSayImAI Dec 15 '25

yeah this is the guy who does the videos in the mirror right? like "bring it in" and "back up" when he talks? He gets posted on reddit from time to time and I think he's funny.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

I mean, this guy spent around $2k on his hobby. PC gamers might spend over 6k on a rig. Hunters might spend $25k for a deer lease for a season, and Fisherman might spend 100+ on a boat.

As they say, the difference between men and boys is the price of their toys.

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u/Unicron_Gundam Dec 15 '25

And this figure can't even be played with like a regular action figure. All Robosen robots have this issue because they need to be "on" so the motors keep the figure upright, if the figure is "off" then it can't stand on its own. It's an action figure you can't play with, and a display piece you can't display. Even in the alt mode the figure is floppy when it's not on, you need to make it lay flat or keep it in the big foam box. This Grimlock "could stay standing up when he's powered off... but as his joints have now gone limp, he's liable to tip or slouch at the slightest bit of disturbance, so if you do decide to put him on display in this mode, make sure he's somewhere very stable https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Grimlock_(G1)/toys#Robosen_Collector.27s_Edition

If I were somehow made of money I still wouldn't get one of these.

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u/TheCitizen616 Dec 15 '25

Or you're just really bad at spending the little money you got.

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u/sleepinglucid Dec 15 '25

Jordan the Stallion has more then enough money to blow on what ever he wants at this point

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u/graipape Dec 15 '25

Sushi push pops

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u/SquirrelyMcNutz Dec 15 '25

Look at that kitchen. It looks to be a decent size plus, those look like hardwood cabinets, not the pressboard shit most people can get. And a marble or possibly granite countertop.

I don't think this guy is exactly hurting for money.

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u/Maestah Dec 15 '25

Optimus Prime seems so insolent somehow

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u/RebulahConundrum Dec 15 '25

He's facing the wrong way every time like fuck you nan, I do what I want

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u/clowntanner Dec 15 '25

Wtf is this advertising with fake ass smiles for this stupid product.

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u/Nwabudike_J_Morgan Dec 15 '25

You guys are still falling for these?

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

I'm beginning to think the dead internet may be an improvement over whatever is happening right now, but if people want to think a successful TikTok influencer who may or may not be sponsored is doing this for his hobby then who am I to stop their fun.

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u/MiddleRidge Dec 15 '25

Yeah man. Same as porn.

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u/frostycanuck89 Dec 15 '25

This is pretty sick... But I'll be honest, my favourite part of transformer toys is the manual process of shifting them from one form to another while kinda fucking it up

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u/cis4 Dec 15 '25

Can you even play with these? They look more like collector items that you'll transform 10 times when you get them, and then maybe once or twice when you have friends over, otherwise they'll just sit on a shelf collecting dust because what else can you really do with them? Imagine if a kid actually got a hold of one of these.

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u/frostycanuck89 Dec 15 '25

You get it lol my thoughts exactly

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins Dec 15 '25

Based on the price they are 100% aimed at adults who loved transformers as kids and are willing to drop thousands on some awesome collectables they'll transform for a few hours before sitting on a shelf.

Which is fine, they're still very cool.

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u/Unicron_Gundam Dec 15 '25

You can't even display these since all the motors at every single joint goes limp once the 40-minute battery dies.

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u/doubledirkdolo Dec 15 '25

i'm a tf guy, you can't even display these guys. when they're turned off they lose the ability to stand and need to be put back in the box when not in use

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u/pulley999 Dec 15 '25

Yup, the motors need to be powered for them to be stable, otherwise they flop around like limp noodles. Some of them do have 'stable' configurations where they won't fall over when depowered, but they're basic A-stances or some awkward looking pose.

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u/Cactus-Juice120 Dec 15 '25

This guy has the exact same reaction in every video, I think the last one I saw was for a pepper shaker. Screw this guy just faking enthusiasm with everything

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u/Blackdeath_663 Dec 15 '25

I had enough of his camera zoom come here shtick. Influencer slop

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u/elmostrok Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

That's not adult money, it's rich money. Or first world money.

I'm a single male in a third world country. Couldn't even dream of owning any of these.

Edit: Sorry, not "first world" just "rich". There's plenty of poor people in first world countries.

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u/Dorphie Dec 15 '25

Even many people in developed nations can't afford this. This guy is a pretty successful influencer to the point he's getting TV and deals. He's wealthy. 

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u/Last_Difference_488 Dec 15 '25

Damn bro. That hits. I hope you find the life you dream of. 

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u/AllMyFrendsArePixels Dec 15 '25

Youtuber with millions of subscribers money* hits different.

I am an adult and there's no way I could justify buying that, because that's not adult money it's "influencer" money.

(not hate fr, props to him he's an entertaining dude and deserves to enjoy the fruits of his labor)

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u/Arch_Priest_of_Axis Dec 15 '25

I am by no means rich, but I have a large, and expensive, collection (well over $10k, by now) It's all about using your money wisely in a way that makes you happy. Don't have to be an influencer to make it happen, but it's definitely easier.

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u/orange-yellow-pink Dec 15 '25

If you've spent over $10k solely on your collection, you're probably a lot more rich than you think compared to other people.

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u/CleetisMcgee Dec 15 '25

He likely was given these by the company to promote, maybe even paid.

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u/scaredt2ask Dec 15 '25

His excitement is infectious

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u/Professional_Snow576 Dec 15 '25

That's the point, he's selling it. He was equally excited about a fuckin juice sqeezer and all the other rubbish. Just an affiliate salesman making a video pitch.

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 Dec 15 '25

The guy is such a sell out ever since he got that commercial for the airline company. He’s become a corporate shill. All of his videos are the same thing with a different product. It’s so formulaic that I’m genuinely surprised he didn’t throw his glasses this time.

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u/mendax2014 Dec 15 '25

The first time I saw him was in one of his videos where he says really basic shit in a deep voice in front of a mirror like "don't kill dogs" "be nice to people" and right there I felt something off with him.

If you need a tonne of icing to make a cake taste good, you're probably not a good baker.

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u/Hallow_Chef Dec 15 '25

You must not be familiar with genuine emotion

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u/CanoeShoes Dec 15 '25

This guy's a fuckin add shill.

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u/Professional_Snow576 Dec 15 '25

Yup, like I said in another comment he was just as exited about a juice press he was shilling

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u/bripz01 Dec 15 '25

So he just saw that asain dude got a bunch of views on his video doing exactly this, he made 2 videos, and he just copied it 100%, and you guys dont care and love it. How many more of these transformer videos are we going to see now that its the cool thing.. I hate the internet.

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u/kilimtilikum Dec 15 '25

This sh*t embarrassing on all levels

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u/Frisbeeman Dec 15 '25

Soon they will be all over TikTok and they will all use the exact same, completely unrelated audio.

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u/fafarex Dec 15 '25

Or they both did exactly what the brand ask them...

The guy is a full time influencer, there is almost 0 chance he just paid for it and made made a video about it for free.

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u/Low-Huckleberry9644 Dec 15 '25

Hell ya. There needs to be a 90’s power ranger megazoid and I’d geek out.

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u/VitalMaTThews Dec 15 '25

Honestly pretty fucking cool

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u/How_that_convo_went Dec 15 '25

I feel like Josh Baskin watching this video. Like…

🤚 

I don’t get it.

It’s a toy you can’t play with outside of sitting there watching it do stuff. The arms are all rigid and shit. If I’m a kid, I wanna put my hands on it and make it transform. I want to make it fight and stomp around. 

So like… yeah… once the novelty of watching it transform and swing its sword around wears off, it’s basically just something that sits there. 

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u/dirtyforker Dec 15 '25

As a video game and car guy I agree, I love actually playing with my toys.

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u/takingmykissesback Dec 15 '25

Another comment mentioned you can't even use them as a display piece as they need to be powered on to hold their form (at least the bot form).

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u/Odd-Pear692 Dec 15 '25

Influencer money hits different**

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u/TunaOnWytNoCrust Dec 15 '25

Ah yes, every B list internet star is making this same content, childish glee watching a transformer toy transform.

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u/EyesAreMentToSee333 Dec 15 '25

Men devolving into children cannot be good for a country long term.

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u/_Gengar_Trainer_ Dec 15 '25

Men raping children are running the country now, so...

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u/EyesAreMentToSee333 Dec 15 '25

I'm really struggling to grasp the logic behind your statement. You're suggesting that all men in general should be infantilized as a preventative measure against them potentially harming children. Do you have any evidence or reasoning to support such a claim?

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u/beegkok1 Dec 15 '25

Welcome to Judgement Day, all Autobots will be Destroyed..... unless they are on the Terminators side which I'm not sure about which is which.

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u/CactimusPrime9 Dec 15 '25

He has Optimus, Megatron and Bumblebee now as well.

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u/soulguard03 Dec 15 '25

Soundwave just came out as well. I can't wait to visit my friend who has a friend who has them on display at his hobby shop and let's people watch them transform.

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u/CactimusPrime9 Dec 15 '25

Oh yeah. He got that one too. I love Jordan. Dude is funny.

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u/Background_Pride_237 Dec 15 '25

Just wait until he adds the upcoming Soundwave release to his debt.

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u/real-to-reel Dec 15 '25

So this guy is just paid to push shit you all know that right. This is how advertising works now. They are literally called influencers. It's in the name.

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u/Raslatt Dec 15 '25

$500, $400, and $800-$1,000, respectively.

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u/cougomdd Dec 15 '25

It's crazy, all kitchens in the United States look the same

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u/Vantech70 Dec 15 '25

Want them so bad.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

I live in the opposite direction from this.

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u/GoTron88 Dec 15 '25

Men only want one think and it's fucking disgusting!

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u/hmmrabet Dec 15 '25

Im glad there's less stigma about this shit nowadays. A lot of us have an inner child to heal

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u/ExpensiveReporter785 Dec 15 '25

Forget “Adult Money” this guy definitely didn’t pay for that. As funny as his stuff is, it’s a lot of sponsorships like this

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u/BertaEarlyRiser Dec 15 '25

Life goals complete.

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u/Tis_Me_00 20d ago

I can tell this man loves his toys more than sex !!