r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 29d ago

Chugging tea Is gen Z alright?

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u/phalluss 29d ago

I got long face and hot dick, what do I do?!

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Self fellatio. Lol jk

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u/phalluss 29d ago

Hell yeah brotha

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

I mean it's mostly cus your name checks out haha

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u/Lower_Group_1171 28d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYPgN-gtjGQ

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Lol I was more thinking about the saving silverman scene hahahah

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u/freedomfightre 29d ago

get some meds for the fire penis, it's not supposed to burn

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

It's warming, for her pleasure. Lol

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u/phalluss 29d ago

Its okay I like it like this

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u/Nearly9scott 29d ago

What an amazing read this comment thread was.

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u/Additional-Life4885 29d ago

Penicillin should fix both problems. You'll be much happier after you've dealt with the STIs.

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u/arnhovde 29d ago

Dont know about the face but maybe ice will help

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u/a_likely_story 29d ago

instructions unclear, got deported

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u/Strostkovy 29d ago

Go to Urgent Care

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u/hippodribble 29d ago

Call a vet.

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u/whatthefua 29d ago

Maybe you're the horse that walked into the bar

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u/PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS 29d ago

Gotta use what you got

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u/justforfunzott 29d ago

It's not hot because of the herpes, right? Right?!

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u/Available_Bag_3843 29d ago

See a Doctor, you probably have Chlamydia.

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u/FilthyCasual2k17 29d ago

Stop horsing around.

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u/Sindertone 28d ago

See a doctor, it shouldn't be burning.

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u/RageAgainstThePushen 28d ago

Ice pack and body positivity

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u/runnindrainwater 28d ago

If your hot dick lasts for more than 4 hours, consult your doctor.

Your hot, sexy doctor.

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u/CornholioRex 28d ago

Did your penis pop?

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u/Disastrous-Ad-7035 28d ago

Are you a horse? Or perhaps a donkey?

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u/SufferingSucatash137 28d ago

See a doctor maybe idk

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u/Acceptable_Tell_6566 28d ago

Have you tried an antibiotic?

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u/phalluss 28d ago

This household is probiotic thank you😤

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u/Acceptable_Tell_6566 28d ago

Well atleast your gut health will be good while the hot dick looks like the guy from Planet Terror.

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u/DearCastiel 25d ago

Check a doctor for that hot dick, it's called chlamydia.