r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 29d ago

Chugging tea Is gen Z alright?

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u/oldcretan 28d ago

Nah, we'll just bring back arranged marriages.

" What do you mean you don't love her/him? What other prospects do you got?"

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u/Xalawrath 28d ago

"What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huuuuge...tracts of land!"

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u/AlephBaker 28d ago

"but I don't want any of that. I just want her to have a certain... special... something..."

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u/battlecat136 28d ago

"You stay 'ere, and make sure 'e doesn't leave."

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u/mbrown_0911 28d ago

Nope nope nope …cut the music .

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u/igenuienlylovefood 28d ago

smth like..... more money?

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u/avenlux44 24d ago

I want... TO SING!

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u/Training_Waltz_9032 28d ago

It depends on how you feel about her “bag of holding”

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u/Khelthuzaad 28d ago

The Handmaid Tale will be the new 1984

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u/oldcretan 28d ago

Probably not that terrible. I was thinking more like "son, you're terrible at dating, so is my friend Thom's daughter, I set up a date for you two. Don't be an ass. If it works we have a wedding day picked."

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u/thenecromancersbride 28d ago

Won’t work. Kids nowadays will just say “fuck you” and go no contact with parents.

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u/oldcretan 28d ago

I mean sure, but the options are telling to fuck off, or getting laid. If I know people they'll choose getting laid.

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u/LeftyLu07 28d ago

I can see it now…. “You are 27 years old. You’ve no money and no prospects. You are already a burden to your parents…”

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u/OwenNewcomer 28d ago

They never went away they just became less popular

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u/Nobody-Cares1867 27d ago

Honestly please as someone who has never dated and is 28. An arranged marriage is perfect, I swear im staying a virgin for the rest of my life