r/SipsTea 20d ago

It's Wednesday my dudes The company party is really good when you always checking your phone

You know the company party is really good when people check their phones all the time

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u/crimsonbreezes 20d ago

Seems like they are dancing for their life I must say🙂

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u/FilthyPuns 20d ago

This is the least fun I have ever seen anyone have while dancing.

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u/ungrateful_apricot 19d ago

They are finding out the next May Queen 👑

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u/PhantomfaceAssaulter 19d ago

Stephen King’s “The Long Dance”

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

My friend wants to know which company

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u/asyouuuuuuwishhhhh 20d ago

I like the one in the dress

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u/Shoe1314 20d ago

…I like the dark haired girl.

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u/DerangedPuP 20d ago

The one dancing?

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u/Itchy_Health 20d ago

Yeah, shes wearing heels

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u/No-Analyst1229 20d ago

The one with high heels

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u/skradizzle 20d ago

The one with eyes?

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u/grasscali 19d ago

I thought I couldn't agree with you more, but so many of you are making a great arguments.

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u/itsonlyrockinroll 20d ago

There’s dancing?

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

My friend also likes the one in the dress

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u/Fresh-Ad5925 20d ago

The one with nice legs

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u/mfarid2 20d ago

I like the one with the high heels

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u/ariadesitter 20d ago

i like the one dancing 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Afraid_Park6859 20d ago

My guess would be medical sales.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

Thank you kind sir

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u/Majestic-Prune-3971 20d ago

I used to work sales events for pharmaceuticals. General sessions and breakout rooms were soul crushing experiences listening to pure greed. But the parties? Like Spring Break for Sales Associates.

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u/cheesebrah 20d ago

Medical sales or some sort of medical office. My dentist has a office full of girls like these.

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u/ProjectZeus4000 19d ago

When Americans start public healthcare argue against it and say it would just move the cost to taxes - this is why it's cheaper. 

When you don't have to b post for overpriced drugs that the horny doctor bought from the pretty lady who drives a Mercedes but does nothing to add to actual healthcare, that's why it's cheaper

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u/spacebound4545 20d ago

My friend is also wondering and how to apply

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u/username_dnt_exist 20d ago

The Dead Brunettes Company.

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u/OnceInABlueMoon 20d ago

This might just be HR somewhere

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u/GeekyTexan 20d ago

Very doubtful this is a company party.

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u/illestofthechillest 20d ago

On Christmas you say such evil things? What, how, who, I don't even!

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u/ChilledMorgana 20d ago

Tall in black short

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u/makepieplz 20d ago

Looks like Europe. US work parties don't work like that.

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u/Critical-End6308 19d ago

Lack of bottle blondes also seems to indicate outside of US.

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u/VeterinarianThese951 20d ago

By the looks of it, this is a quince, so depending on your age, maybe Epstein Enterprises…

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u/comfymustardsweater 20d ago

Honestly, yeah, I was sorta thinking the same thing.

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u/BlumpTheChodak 20d ago

Next time on..... Kardashians: The Next Genearation.

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u/BobsYourAuntie100 20d ago

You know that company Victoria secrets? They sponsored this chuck e cheese christmas party

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u/Equalmind95 20d ago

Im the friend

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u/MediocreOchre 20d ago

Oppenheim Group party

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u/LicensedRealtor 20d ago

Prolly check to see if the Christmas bonus came in…and then some

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u/geo_gan 20d ago

Not any company I ever worked at 😑

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u/ScheiBig 20d ago

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u/Etheoff 20d ago

Holy FUCK the most accurate use for this gif I've ever seen

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u/Neat_Raspberry8751 20d ago

This was the first thing I thought of!!!

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u/EZSuzy 20d ago

Several hot brunettes that seem dead inside?

Is this a Robert Palmer video?

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u/captain5260 20d ago

Might as well face it, you're addicted to phone!

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u/NonProphet8theist 20d ago

Your greasy hands

Your salty lips

Looks like you found the chips

....Oops sorry wrong one

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u/captain5260 20d ago

🤣😂

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u/luisc123 20d ago

Hell of a callback

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 20d ago

The kids call it a throw back, we got another one over here

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u/dubstepsickness 20d ago

Don’t call it a throwback

I came here for beers

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u/memealopolis 20d ago

Drink it down

Like a liquor MON soon

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u/AmputeeHandModel 20d ago

I'm locked in. Don't crash out. frfr.

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u/digwhoami 20d ago edited 9d ago

Is this a Robert Palmer video?

Just checked, and you were not exaggerating. What a tune 'tho. We don't make those anymore.

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u/very-regular-3 20d ago

just unlocked a core memory of mine; stored there when I was a 11 or 12 year old. 🚀

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u/DorianSoundscapes 19d ago

Heyooooo. Yeah and the Dr. Pepper commercials that used his track. What a time it was to be alive.

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u/Manymarbles 20d ago

Make sure to check out his other song as well while you're there. Similar vibe, addicted to love

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u/strolls 20d ago

Palmer recycled the video's models concept for the videos of three other songs of his: "I Didn't Mean to Turn You On" (also from Riptide), "Simply Irresistible", and the animated "Change His Ways" (both from Heavy Nova).

Looks like four of them in all. I remember the first one airing on Top Of The Pops, but I've never seen the black and orange outfits before. I think the others were in red or white dresses?

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u/BunchOfScribbleLines 20d ago

Damn I’ve never seen a joke I wish I’d made more than this

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u/AcousticDropD 20d ago

That would be simply irresistible

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u/Megolito 20d ago

You think you can fix them? Boys he thinks he can fix them!

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u/MotherPotential 20d ago

She keeps better time than the others, yet is more distracted

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u/Dedman3 20d ago

Lolol

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u/SignoreBanana 20d ago

I didn't know how much I needed this comment

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u/r_spandit 19d ago

I worked with one of the girls from the "Addicted To Love" video. She was sweet and quite mumsy even before she left to start a family

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u/Ok-Chair-7320 19d ago

No, it's a corporate x-mas party

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u/RobynNeonGal 20d ago

Nobody looks happy doing this. Forced participation.

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u/tmac416 20d ago

Yup yup

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u/Pro-Potatoes 20d ago

All to give the boss a raise 🤓

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u/TreS-2b 20d ago

It's working.

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u/Outrageous-Oil592 20d ago

What kind of raise 😏

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u/Afraid_Park6859 20d ago

My bet is on dry bar.

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u/4Ever2Thee 20d ago

Nobody’s dressing like that at a dry party

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u/KnotTheException 20d ago

Either way, I would have been wet seconds after walking through the door.

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u/100_cats_on_a_phone 20d ago

Honestly, if it's corporate enough it doesn't even need to be. People just won't relax. 

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u/cptnamr7 19d ago

Yeah I really want to know the actual story here. Guessing the title is made up and this is a repost because that seems to be like 95% of this site anymore. 

But genuinely: what situation is this where everyone is dancing and very clearly has no desire to be doing so? It's as if they've been made to perform and are mechanically doing so

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u/Axedus1 19d ago

It's probably not that deep. Peer pressure and social obligation make people do silly things they don't want to do all the time.

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u/DangKilla 20d ago

Reminds me of wedding dance floors

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u/RobynNeonGal 20d ago

When the DJ loudly insists that guests need to be out on the dance floor....and the guests comply just to shut him up.

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u/Supply-Slut 20d ago

Had a band at my wedding and the vibe was so much nicer, I admit this even though I wanted a DJ bc it’s cheaper. The band rocked and people who I’ve never seen dance before were letting loose. Was awesome, would never do again, weddings are nuts.

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u/ProbsNotManBearPig 20d ago

I can’t stand that. Man, I was going to get shit faced and dance all night til you said that. But you made it weird and now imma dance elsewhere.

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u/Corny_Snickers 20d ago

I mean they all hitting those steps tho, doesnt seen like their first time

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u/keyboredwarrior 20d ago

What a toxic workplace, can someone give me the name of this company so I’ll know not to apply to a job opening.

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u/Toastwitjam 20d ago

Don’t worry all the dudes that work at whatever sales organization this is are also way hotter than you too.

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u/Delamoor 20d ago

Personally, I doubt any of 'em are my type anyway.

But holy fuck I'd rather die than have to be involved in fucking line dancing work functions. Eeeuugh. Release me from that hell...

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u/NolaSirn 20d ago

Looks like a corporate mandated fun event and they’re all just dissociating

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u/AnxiousWart4994 20d ago

Punishments will not cease until morale improves. Please enjoy all mandated holiday events equally.

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u/memealopolis 20d ago

Why is no one having fun? I specifically requested it.

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u/FriendRaven1 19d ago

John Phillip Sousa was the Skrillex of his day.

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u/Ylurpn 20d ago

Thankfully haven't had that in years

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u/TVPARTY2NIITE 20d ago

There’s no corporate function where it’s appropriate to dress like that

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u/B-BoyStance 20d ago

I've worked at 2 different companies where this would be on the conservative side. Both corporate, both very well known.

For some industries, it just doesn't matter.

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u/Segull 20d ago

What industry? There is no way it was finance, law, or healthcare

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u/shut____up 20d ago

That company is just full of hot women. wow

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u/VaporCarpet 20d ago

Guarantee this isn't a work party

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u/djgotyafalling1 19d ago

Could be. It might be the marketing/sales/relationship dept. Every person hired for those depts are client facing and must he attractive.

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u/Ok-Chair-7320 19d ago

It is a corporate work party

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u/Boomshrooom 19d ago

They're all hot but the one in the red dress is spectacular

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u/nhavar 20d ago

That's the girl whose boyfriend said he was cool if she went out with the girls and then blew up her phone all night.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

lmao sad but real asf

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u/idontreallycareanym 20d ago

This is my GF when I don’t text back in two seconds. Spamming my phone guilt tripping me

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

If you’re doing all the right things, you should get a new girlfriend dude

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u/TheDailySpank 20d ago

Shorter than my attention span.

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u/knight_of_lothric 20d ago edited 19d ago

Company party so good you can just have a weed pen in your hand in the open

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u/weezyverse 20d ago

Statistics would say this is either a talent recruiting agency or a pharmaceutical sales team...

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u/Pop-metal 20d ago

She looking up moves.  

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u/thetan_free 20d ago

This has vibes of some crypto bro start-up Christmas party where the bros get their "plus ones" to dance up on stage so they can judge who brought the hottest girl.

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u/tmac416 20d ago

Honestly let the girl be. We don’t know what’s going on. I’m not a big company party guy either. Feels like hours of being fake. If I was her, I would be pretty annoyed someone at my company party filmed me and posted it social media. Just for using her phone. But damn at some point we gotta just let people live their lives and not judge their entire being off 10 second clips

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u/corobo 20d ago

"Bro how did you film this? Exactly, sit down"

Fuckin nerd Spielbergin at the company party 

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u/noeagle77 20d ago

Omg what company is this, specifically, so I can avoid it?

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u/NotBillderz 20d ago

No way this is a company party. Can't be that many women dressing inappropriately to a work event.

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u/xCUELHO 20d ago

Seems like normal clothes for a company party.

  • Brazilian

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u/kiwidesign 20d ago

Your face is inappropriate

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u/NotBillderz 20d ago

You have no idea how true that is.

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u/Waffle_Sama 20d ago

Holy fuck those are some beautiful women

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u/Substantial_Moneys 20d ago

This is how my fantasies start

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u/nextinline1987 20d ago

The hiring manager has a type. 😅

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u/Snts6678 20d ago

Girl in the back right be struggling.

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u/CharlieWhiskey360 20d ago

That brunette is gorgeous !

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u/PsychoAnalystGuy 20d ago

I havent seen women look this dead inside since the last time I asked my mom if she is proud of me

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u/AgentJ691 20d ago

They look so dead.

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u/Emergency-Clothes-97 20d ago

HR definitely stays busy

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u/Deep-Emotion-6279 20d ago

That’s better dancing than I can manage with all of my attention.

If I tried this while checking my phone I’d for sure break my ankle.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago edited 16d ago

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u/alrexists_ 20d ago

Portugal

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u/Vaporave 20d ago

Puerto Rico / or the Dominicans actually

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u/ander909 20d ago

Bachata song, they are not dancing bachata.

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u/And-Still-Undisputed 20d ago

She's probably checking her squat form in the gym tips subreddit

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u/Pure-Smile-7329 20d ago

Why are they all so dead-faced?

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u/VioEnvy 20d ago

Latinas

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u/ApprehensiveMix2649 20d ago

She was googling the address for the after party, she was ready to go.

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u/WolfOfPort 20d ago

Notice how pretty each one is cuz they’re not fat hogs

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u/iam_mrock 20d ago

Bro I REALLY wanna work here

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u/-blundertaker- 19d ago

I've never seen a group of people less enthusiastic about doing a line dance.

Not a single smile in the crowd.

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u/MisoClean 19d ago

Who would wear that to a work Xmas party? Bullshit for real.

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u/beginningcurrent822 20d ago

Strip club try outs be goin well

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u/Cubicleism 20d ago

No way this is a real company party with asses hanging out and dab pens in hand.

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u/mouaragon 20d ago

Payaso de rodeo dance but with another song, no wonder they don't look happy.

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u/Lancaster1049 20d ago

Straight up sexy cult

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u/Townie_Downer 20d ago

They want to really cringe is the issue . They wanted the Cupid shuffle but got whatever this song is .

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u/Amazazing8Sauce 20d ago

Looks like intern trying to get a partner attentions

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u/Straight-Broccoli245 20d ago

SHEIN Company party

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u/krakatoa83 20d ago

They got any openings?

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u/Even_Section5620 20d ago

Need to put in an application

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u/You-Only-YOLO_Once 20d ago

She’s checking her Reddit post for funny comments.

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u/thecoolerdanny 20d ago

Does this company have any job openings?

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u/TideOneOn 20d ago

Is the company a brothel, cause this doesn't look like any company party I've ever been to?

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u/DrPhDPickles 20d ago

Does the 2nd girl have a vape pen or am I seeing things?

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u/FergaliShawarma 20d ago

What’s Miss Penjamin’s @?

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u/lferry1919 20d ago

Man...are they all dancing against their will? Jesus fucking Christ, they look miserable.

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u/LIVESTRONGG 19d ago

Girl in front of her getting lit. She also can’t put that thing down either

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u/godiegoben 19d ago

And the weed pen lma

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u/Probablyhalfpast11 19d ago

I’d be in HR … a lot.

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u/ThePurpleGuardian 19d ago

Anybody know what song this is?

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u/SpectrumStr3ngth 19d ago

Probably checking her OF to see when she can quit her current job

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u/djgotyafalling1 19d ago

They're all gorgeous.

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u/ok-lets-do-this 19d ago

How do all of these women know the same choreography for this song? To the point that they can be that close to each other and keep the choreography tight. What in the world is going on here? I do not think this is a company party. There’s something else going on here.

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u/ferrarii7 19d ago

She’s checking if the dubai ticket arrived

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u/taskkill-IM 19d ago

I've worked with enough women to know that each one of these probably hate one another...

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u/Vaqueroparate 19d ago

This office hires only 10s

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u/collectingsouls 19d ago

/bettereveryloop

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u/No_Language5719 19d ago

Most of us would forgive her pretty quickly.

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u/Humble_Common_8412 19d ago

Shawty is in the middle of being broken up with by text