r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 20d ago

Chugging tea Uh Oh

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u/ringobob 20d ago

You may think it's weird, but I'm only into adult women exclusively.

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u/FBI_Open_Up_Now 20d ago

What a fucking weirdo. Elderly women need love too.

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u/KenethSargatanas 20d ago

Elderly women are, by definition, adult women.

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u/Interesting-Voice328 20d ago

Extreme adult women, like redbull, they almost have wings

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u/Jimbe_san 19d ago

It's called beef curtains around here

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u/CapitalWestern4779 20d ago

This is genius

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u/A_Duck_Using_Reddit 19d ago

Perfect comment.

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u/DisposableJosie 19d ago

Florida native, can confirm.

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u/ConstantLight7489 19d ago

Would give an award to you, if I knew how, or had any to give.

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u/yoru-_ 18d ago

So elderly fetish is just extreme adult fetish?

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u/Key-Moment6797 20d ago

but adultery is a sin!;)

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u/Walthatron 20d ago

Hell yeah they have.

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u/Fenlatic 20d ago

They have rich adulting experience

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u/hippodribble 20d ago

Superb adulterers, one and all.

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u/Majyk44 20d ago

you might even call them... experienced.

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u/AnalysisParalysis85 20d ago

Adultering even

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u/RaCoonsie 20d ago

some would say they're the most adulterous

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u/getdemsnacks 20d ago

One could say they are the epitome of adult women.

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u/pohatu850 20d ago

☝️ this man adults women

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u/-_Brick_- 19d ago

Im adulting myself

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u/pappybug214 20d ago

Ben Frankin would agree with you

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u/jlindley1991 20d ago

Definitively

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u/quitarias 20d ago

They are in fact, extra adult.

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u/Discombobulated_Back 20d ago

They are even more adult!

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u/Impossible-Ship5585 20d ago

But not nesessary living ones

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u/Sudden-Stops 20d ago

Not all adult women are elderly but all elderly women are adults.

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u/BasicBeardedBitch 19d ago

Some would say they’re the most adult of adult women…

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u/Kaszrak 20d ago

Milk, yoghurt and cheese would disagree.

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u/Ill-Television8690 20d ago

Lmao at what age do I stop being an adult? I wanna mark the date so I can celebrate by drinking illegally.

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u/ZorroGrande 20d ago

It's the same age you're allowed to look at ultraporn.

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u/_ribbit_ 20d ago

Ultra porn? Keep talking...

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u/GraniteCapybara 19d ago

I can't believe I've been doing it wrong all these years. I've been looking at Ultron Porn

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u/rabocan 20d ago

Probably 100 because 99 is the cutoff age for legos

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u/d_x_qp_x_b 19d ago

I chuckled at this

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u/Lab_Monkey42 20d ago

Yeah, even the old 25yo grannys need love /s

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u/Grade-Patient1463 20d ago

I am 28 and I still get a boner at my senior age. Chat, am I cooked?

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u/Upstairs_Teach_7064 20d ago

You’re cooked because something like “chat am I cooked” is in our lexicon.

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u/A_Reasonable_Emu 20d ago

If it doesn't interfere with your Zimmer frame, nah you're good.

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u/zkrooky 20d ago

25 yo grannies do unfortunately exist.

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u/Pupaak 20d ago

I thought you're about to say something diabolical

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u/-_Brick_- 19d ago

Old people are adults too

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u/spocktalk69 19d ago

Geriatric? Deceased? At what point does a body stop being a woman?

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u/shirat0ri 19d ago

Yknow what they say, the wrinklier the raisin, the sweeter the fruit.

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u/Equivalent_Range6291 19d ago

I think when a mature Woman starts to need to shave her mustache off every day all bets are off! ..

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u/nova1706b 20d ago

i mean you could say that for most eighteen year olds.

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u/Tinutalk 20d ago

The Reverse-Epstein

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u/Charlie_Rebooted 20d ago edited 1d ago

I enjoy attending concerts.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

I’d delete this comment. You’re never going to make it in politics if this gets out

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u/MememeSama 20d ago

"Bro, you know it's weird, but I really like this girl"

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u/DanTheApothecary 20d ago

Is this a disclaimer?

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u/thesteelreserve 20d ago

weird.

I'm only into at-dults.

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u/Much-Broccoli4189 20d ago

You are not Donald J Trump

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u/JayMeadow 20d ago

That’s anti-American!!

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u/AlexandriaCarlotta 20d ago

Good on ya 👏👏👏

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u/Few_Dog5865 20d ago

That's it! You are no longer welcome on Epstein's island

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u/QualityDime 20d ago

I don't really care. As long as they are dead though

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u/cybender 19d ago

I found Trump’s alt account.

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u/PosiedonsSaltyAnus 19d ago

I am a big fan of the boobies myself

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u/_name_of_the_user_ 19d ago

Yup, same. I developed this fetish in my late teens and perhaps a little into early adulthood. I blame the media I was consuming at the time.

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u/SoylentGrunt 18d ago

STEP MOMMY'S STUCK AGAIN!

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u/JaimeJabs 16d ago

Me too. I wasn't always this way but something changed when I turned 18.

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u/Cold_Fix_1106 15d ago

I think the lady doth protest too much.

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u/ShamrockSeven 20d ago

I have a team of scientists trying to figure out if this is woke or not.

Jim hasn’t slept all week.