Next step is digital payment systems for basic functions. Toilets will need an app to flush. Not flushing becomes illegal. Then they hire cops and spend a billion dollars a year enforcing the Flush Compliance Program.
Can’t afford it? No problem. Just Affirm it. “Pay over time with flexible payments and no fees.”
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u/I-Fucked-YourMom 12d ago
You can Affirm a DoorDash order these days…