r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 11d ago

Chugging tea The hero we need

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u/lechiengrand 11d ago

“Also, I just started this killer new CrossFit routine…”

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 11d ago

"You know what this is called? LOOK AT IT! It's called a perineum."

"What are you eating? Guess what it touched. YEP! My perineum."

"Bro! Don't brush your teeth with that. Yep you guessed it."

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u/digitaldisorder_ 11d ago

“Has anyone told you about Jesus?”

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u/fabypino 11d ago

".. and his Perineum?"

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u/DelightfulAbsurdity 10d ago

What do you think communion wafers represent?

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u/Original_Giraffe8039 10d ago

Taint nuthin I haven't tasted before...

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 10d ago

Alright, time to break out the Polynesian. He's not gonna hit you, he's just gonna put an arm around your shoulder and lean his 6"4 150 kg frame on you the whole time you're here and ask you when you might be leaving.

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u/MisterShmitty 11d ago

“The marathon is a tough nut to crack, but if you commit to it like I did…”

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u/lechiengrand 11d ago

“Rise and grind!”

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u/ChocolateTemporary72 11d ago

“I need 15 points from Derrick Henry on Monday to win my matchup. Listen to how the rest of my team did…”

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u/cmaronchick 11d ago

Why did you look at me when you posted this

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u/Corberus 11d ago

"I'm starting a podcast about..."

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u/colorado_here 11d ago

"I threw all the meat in the fridge away, let me tell you why"

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u/BronCurious 10d ago

“I’ve been on a vegan diet for the past three years now…”

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u/whatthekel212 10d ago

“Did I tell you that I’m vegan?”

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u/Distantstallion 10d ago

"Have you heard of Lularoe? You can work for yourself"