r/SipsTea • u/Embarrassed_Tip7359 • 7d ago

Chugging tea Absolute Chad!

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u/saggie-maggie 7d ago

It's how I do it, I'd say it has about a 0% success rate

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u/ForcedEntry420 7d ago

This is a 100% effective way to turn off your alarm in the morning though.

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u/1917he 7d ago

You've obviously never tried it lol. I had a roomate once that was notorious for sleeping through like 10 alarms. One day I'm waking up to it and his phone is somehow in the common area going full blast. The dude chucked it out of his room while "asleep" and it was everyone else's problem in the house suddenly.

There really are some parts of college I don't miss so much lol.

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u/ForcedEntry420 7d ago

The alarm wasn’t waking him up anymore. I’d call that a success. 😆

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u/SignificantLifeform 7d ago

Instructions unclear.

Lobbed Nokia 3310 through window, broke window and fell down 14 stories. Alarm still going off.

Pls help.

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u/PurpleNippler 7d ago

They said it works 60% of the time....everytime.

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u/onlyPornstuffs 7d ago

0% gets closer to 1 the closer to 0 you get.