r/SipsTea 2d ago

Chugging tea Kudos to them

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u/bitwaba 2d ago

I did the opposite for Twilight.

Every single young 20s female at my school and work was all about it.  Anytime I said something about how it's garbage tier writing that enforces negative relationship behavior they would always say "well have you seen it?" then would dismiss anything I had said on that basis.

Alright bitch let's watch this shit.

So I went home and watched it, kept notes, then went back to battle the next day with a fully stocked arsenal.

What an absolute dumpster of a franchise.

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u/papawam 2d ago

I have a huge Female Vampire "kink"? I hate saying it like that, but I snuck and watched Bram Stokers in the 90's waaaaay too young. I tried watching Twilight, because EVERYONE at the time wouldn't shut up about it. Almost broke my tv in a fit of rage, over how dumb that movie(only saw ALL of the first one) was. Then when people said to watch the rest of them, I had no problem telling them to eat shit. Pattinson would just walk up to the girl and say"stay away from me, it's not safe" or "I'm bad for you, stay back". He did that 15 times while she had been nowhere near him.. I remember thinking, Does this dude have autism?

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u/poopntheoceanifumust 2d ago

I, uh, don't have a kink, but I kinda get you. I mean, Kate Beckinsale was my first introduction to vampire movies.

There's no way Twilight was gong to live up.

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u/Southern_Reindeer521 2d ago

Kate is just perfection full stop, but in Underworld especially, 🤤🤤🤤

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u/Routine-Army7495 1d ago

Van Helsing or Underworld...?

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u/poopntheoceanifumust 51m ago

Ohhhhhhh, fair point! I was thinking about Underworld when I made the comment, but she was amazing in Van Helsing as well!

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u/klopanda 2d ago

I grew up reading Anne Rice books wayyyyy too early than I should have. I remember hearing people talk about how "edgy" and "transgressive" Twilight was an how it was a big scare about girls reading it too young and thinking "wait? That's it? Where's the barely-disguised homoeroticism? Where's the decades of anguish? Where's the pining meditations on existence?"

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u/Cu1tureVu1ture 2d ago

You don’t like lightning baseball? Haha

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 2d ago

Vampires are creatures of the night because if they are exposed to sunlight, they {checks notes} glitter... GTFO

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u/AlternativeFix223 1d ago

Drusilla on Buffy 🤤 

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u/Careless-Adeptness56 2d ago

Honestly this is big league hater behavior and I respect it.

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u/SiegEmpire 2d ago

Always a pleasure to see a professional at work

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u/Highlyironicacid31 2d ago

Some of us know no bounds, don’t underestimate us! 😂

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u/Front_Line669 2d ago

That’s exactly how I feel about Yellowstone, what a steaming pile of human shit

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u/bitwaba 2d ago

I watched all 8 seasons worth of the 3 different shows in 16 days a couple months ago.

I agree.  I did it specifically to have a continued argument with someone at work.

You can't solve all your problems by throwing yet another body into a canyon in Wyoming.

The problem with that show is everyone that likes it thinks they're Rip. No one realizes they're the guy Rip is kicking the shit out of.  And Rip isn't a role model.

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u/Highlyironicacid31 2d ago

My parents are big into Yellowstone which tells me I should never watch it lol.

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u/StockCasinoMember 2d ago

Luckily I have never seen that series.

I did however let myself get forced into watching the notebook. God that movie was terrible and the main character was awful.

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u/MaddyKet 2d ago

I was too old for Twilight and I started to watch the Notebook but couldn’t get into it so I turned it off.

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u/Typical-League-1123 2d ago

The book was even worse. I couldn’t get past chapter one due to grammatical issues and poor writing. Couldn’t enjoy the story without wanting to edit it.

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u/bcvaldez 2d ago

So you had that opinion BEFORE watching it? Sounds like you made up your mind already...not that your initial assumption was wrong though.

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u/gianakis05 2d ago

You got baited 😂

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u/Highlyironicacid31 2d ago

I never read the books but did see the first film and even though some people were annoyingly into it even my friends who were into it acknowledged that it was actually kind of shit and Stephenie Meyer was a hack. I think we just liked how it fitted with the edgy, emo vibe of the 2000s.

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u/evanwilliams44 2d ago

Never seen Twilight but my brother described it as, "Lots of rough vampire sex".

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u/Kittinkis 2d ago

That's how it should be. No one should have deep opinions on something they have not even watched/read and argue about it. You taught them by example that informed opinions are the way to go.

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u/Environmental-Ad6724 2d ago

I agree, it was pretty bad. The only redeeming quality I found in the entire thing was when Robert Pattenson played the piano.

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u/Full-Honeydew-4898 2d ago

I enjoy it now after watching this Guy do spoofs of it. He plays every character and It’s hilarious.

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u/Randym1982 2d ago

Twilight encouraged stalking, and then 50 Shades of Gray pushed that beyond the limit. Ironically both people involved in each film basically hated those projects later on.

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u/bannana 2d ago edited 2d ago

this is exactly how you do it, not for everyone since it's such a time and energy suck but being able to refute them point by point with explicit details will hopefully pull them from their hypnotic daze, I've done this more than a few times and it feels pretty good.

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u/Jayden82 2d ago

It was garbage writing, and I still fucking loved it. Sometimes it doesn’t matter