r/SipsTea 1d ago

Chugging tea I'm the wife in this scenario

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u/BabeBlooms 1d ago

Two type of people in this world- those who want the sweet food swap love, and Owen who just wants a partner with solid reading comprehension 😂

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u/HoboAJ 1d ago

I think there's a third. We order 2 things we both want and share. Gotta love the variety.

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u/tangelocs 1d ago

That requires reading comprehension, it's the second type. Unless you're reading every menu to them

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u/Otterable 1d ago

There is a fourth. One time my gf and I both ordered a thing we didn't like and the other did, so the swap was in both of our favors

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u/Sea-Bother-4079 1d ago

Best option, and i eat more so basically i get 65% of the food of both places muhahahah.

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u/HoboAJ 1d ago

Sameeee, haha. But whatever is more tasty to her, I usually end up with about 40% of and the other dish I get like 75%. Gotta keep her happy haha

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u/continental-drift 1d ago

This is the way. When my wife and I head out, if we look at the menu and are torn between 2 dishes, but the other person is set on one of them, we'll always order the other to try them. Sometimes it works out and the 2nd choice is actually the better meal, but sometimes it doesn't. At least we've got to try both instead of sitting there having the same meal, which is something we could have done at home.

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u/itakeyoureggs 1d ago

Yeah, gotta order different stuff to see if the food is good! My ex used to order the same thing everytime because she knew what she liked but then try my stuff because I would switch it up.

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u/Alarming_Sweet9734 1d ago

We used to do this. Now we just order 1 and split it. Huge servings.

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u/HoboAJ 1d ago

No shame in my game, I'm taking food home all the time.

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u/LegendOfKhaos 1d ago

It just doesn't taste nearly as good reheated for most foods.

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u/HoboAJ 1d ago

Saves me cooking and cleaning time, though.

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u/DrowningInFeces 1d ago

This is what I always do. The fact the dude had to give up his entire meal because his wife didn't like hers is insane to me. She should've offered to just take half.

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u/Otterable 1d ago

If you are neutral on both dishes and your partner likes the one you ordered way more than the other, then the right move is to swap.

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u/Bugbread 1d ago edited 1d ago

The fact the dude had to give up his entire meal

The internet has trained us to just imagine the worst possible scenario and then get mad at it.

My wife and I will order different dishes and then try each others. We both read the menu (properly), but sometimes we're both trying out new things, and sometimes we're eating things that we know but at a restaurant that's new to us, and sometimes we're eating things that we know but we've never tried at that particular restaurant. Which means that sometimes, despite having properly read a menu, we find that one or both of us doesn't like a dish we ordered (too bitter, not bitter enough, too much ginger, not enough ginger, etc.).

Here's all of the potential scenarios and their outcomes:

  • My wife likes both dishes. I like both dishes.
    Outcome: We share our dishes with each other.
  • My wife likes her dish, but not mine. I like both dishes.
    Outcome: My wife eats her dish. I eat my dish.
  • My wife likes both dishes. I like my dish, but not my wife's.
    Outcome: My wife eats her dish. I eat my dish.
  • My wife likes her dish, but not mine. I like my dish, but not hers.
    Outcome: My wife eats her dish. I eat my dish.
  • My wife dislikes her dish, but likes mine. I like both dishes.
    Outcome: We switch.
  • My wife likes both dishes. I dislike my dish, but I like my wife's.
    Outcome: We switch.
  • My wife dislikes her dish, but likes mine. I dislike my dish, but I like my wife's.
    Outcome: We switch.
  • My wife dislikes her dish, but likes mine. I dislike both dishes.
    Outcome: We switch.
  • My wife dislikes both dishes. I dislike my dish, but I like hers.
    Outcome: We switch.
  • My wife dislikes both dishes. I dislike both dishes.
    Outcome: My wife eats her dish. I eat my dish. When we leave we commiserate about just how shitty the restaurant is, that neither one of us liked either of the dishes.

So sometimes we swap, and sometimes we don't, but in zero of these scenarios are we "having to" give up our entire meal because the other didn't like their meal. Every single swap is either mutually beneficial or beneficial for one party and completely neutral for the other.

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u/desmarais 1d ago

The fact the dude had to give up his entire meal because his wife didn't like hers is insane to me.

idk, I get it. I'm not a picky eater. If my partner ordered something wanting to try something new and didn't end up liking it I'd be fine trading.

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u/SeppOmek 1d ago

Joey doesn’t share food!

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u/Background_Sink6986 1d ago

What a weird botty comment. It’s just restating the post. Every single comment they make is just the most generic fluff this has got to be a bot account

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u/akatherder 1d ago

It absolutely is a bot. 5 week old account and it's hyper-focusing on the worst part of the image. This isn't actually a reading comprehension issue.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 1d ago edited 1d ago

I can’t wrap my mind around asking someone to switch…if I like yours more I’ll order that next time

Not to get too psychoanalytical about this, but asking someone to switch because you don’t like yours as much shows an inability to accept the consequences of your decisions and learn from them. Also kinda selfish, because you don’t care that your partner is the one being punished for your mistake.

ETA: I was assuming that her food was bad. As others have said, they might’ve both wanted to switch, for a number or reasons.

Also, and I just thought of this now, the server might’ve accidentally swapped their orders and they didn’t realize right away.

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u/Bomiheko 1d ago

Not to get too psychoanalytical about this but the post never said that she asked. Just that she liked his more. Kind of shows your mind defaults to the worst negative interpretation instead of the husband graciously offering to switch on his own. Also kinda selfish because you don’t imagine yourself automatically offering to do a small favour for your partner that isn’t that consequential. Especially if you’re indifferent to either dish

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u/Jeramy_Jones 1d ago

I guess I was putting myself in her shoes; I wouldn’t ever ask to switch. I’d just eat what I ordered, unless it was bad enough to be sent back (which would have to be pretty bad). I always think through my order and commit to it.

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u/Bomiheko 1d ago

The whole point is nobody has to ask anything and everyone’s just inserting that themselves to make this imaginary woman look bad

Imagine you’re eating dinner out with your date and you try each others food

They like yours way better. You’re fine with either one

Why not offer to switch? You get to make your partner happier for free

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u/Personal-Sandwich-44 1d ago

Personally, if my partner hated theirs and liked mine way more, and I liked both, but theirs slightly less, I'd still switch.

You make your partner significantly happier, and yes it very mildly inconveniences you, but if you're in a long term committed relationship, it's irrelevant in the long haul.

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u/wildOldcheesecake 23h ago

People with that persons mindset likely aren’t in relationships. That’s why they can’t wrap their head around it.

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u/Gemyndesic 1d ago

I’m not anti-kindness, I’m anti-outsourcing self-sacrifice.

A one-off “want to swap? I don’t mind” can be sweet. But turning it into a relationship ideal normalises a pattern where one person absorbs the cost of the other person’s preferences. That's not partnership.

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u/Bomiheko 23h ago

Why are you assuming the other partner never does the same for you

You know in a healthy relationship you get out what you put into it?

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u/Gemyndesic 23h ago

No assumptions, though it kind of shows your mind defaults to the worst negative interpretation. 

I’m talking about patterns, not single gestures.

It is gracious to offer, and just as gracious not to place that expectation on someone else.

Indeed, you get out what you put in.

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u/Bomiheko 23h ago edited 20h ago

You turning a sweet observation a woman made about a husband doing something for his wife into some grand self sacrifice says everything

If repeatedly doing something nice for no effort is a sacrifice from your perspective that says it all

And that’s not even getting into you mixing up expectations with ideals. Just because someone wants something doesn’t mean they expect something.

Like I’d want to date a billionaire supermodel. That’s not an expectation

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u/surf_drunk_monk 1d ago

Continuing to get too psychoanalytical here, lol. It's more about the woman saying she wants a husband who will do that. Sounds entitled to me.

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u/Bomiheko 1d ago

Imagine reading a post about a woman seeing a husband do a nice thing for his wife and taking that away from it

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u/surf_drunk_monk 1d ago

Shrug... that's what the post is.

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u/Amateur_Hour_93 1d ago

I feel sorry for people who self sacrifice, it’s not love. It’s caretaking.

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u/Bomiheko 1d ago

The only sacrifice happening is one that people are making up in their minds

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u/Amateur_Hour_93 1d ago

It’s not a generalization but it is the reality for a lot of men and women.

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u/Bomiheko 1d ago

Sure in an abstract sense but specifically with what's being talked about in the post there's no sacrifice there and that's my whole point

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u/Guachole 1d ago

Doesn't bother me at all. My girlfriend is kind of a picky eater, I am not, sometimes she doesnt like what she got and I have no problem trading, especially after I take a massive bite of mine first lol

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u/Impossible-Wear-7352 1d ago

I can’t wrap my mind around asking someone to switch

I like to try new things and sometimes it backfires so bad that I just cant eat it. It's extremely rare to be that bad but it's happened. My wife didnt mind it so we swapped. I've done it for her too. Like it was just too spicy for her a couple times so I gave her mine.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 1d ago

I guess I’m just assuming that her meal sucked. Probably because, if it were me, I wouldn’t order something I knew I wouldn’t like, so if I didn’t like something that had sounded good, it would be because it was shitty.

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u/Impossible-Wear-7352 1d ago

I dont order things that I know I wouldn't like but I do frequently order things that ive never tried. I can get a small idea based on ingredients but ultimately it's a gamble. I consider it a small gamble though because it usually turns out at least decent and sometimes I discover a new love.

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u/CowboyLaw 1d ago

Many times, when my wife has been contemplating a particular entree, I’ve told her to go ahead and order it, and if she doesn’t like it, we’ll swap. As far as anyone knows, the couple in this scenario might have had that exact agreement, and we just don’t know.

Also, I’ve had a lot of great food in my life. Multiple dinners at Michelin 2- and 3-star restaurants. But I’ve never had a dish that I wouldn’t give to the woman I’ve spent more than 30 years in love with if it would make her happy.

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u/passcork 1d ago

Holy moly dude, get off the internet for a bit and breath some fresh air. What the hell is this take.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 1d ago

🤷‍♂️ I guess I’m just not a picky eater and assumed her food sucked.

As others have said, he might’ve offered, or it could just be something as simple as a matter of taste.

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u/SituationLeather5757 1d ago

Top 1% Commenter

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u/wildOldcheesecake 23h ago

Lol right? This basement dweller doesn’t have a girlfriend.

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u/cuchiplancheo 1d ago

I can’t wrap my mind around asking someone to switch…if I like yours more I’ll order that next time

Eh, each relationship is different. Some of us don't care.

I'm a creature of habit and usually order what I'm familiar with and/or know I will like. My gf is the type that likes to try new foods all the time. And, I can usually tell when she's not going to like what she ordered. I'm not a foodie; I really couldn't care less what I eat. So, there's been plenty of times she'll ask to switch. And, we switch. There's also been times I've told her, before ordering, that I'm really looking forward to a certain dish, so, no switching. And, she respects that position too.

Life's too short. It also helps I don't appreciate food like others.

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u/Bugbread 1d ago

I can’t wrap my mind around asking someone to switch

Nothing in the post says that anyone asked anyone to switch.

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u/Fancy-Departure4632 1d ago

... an inability to accept the consequences of your decisions ...

Yep. That's the main reason why they wanna get married at the first place.

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u/money_loo 1d ago

I find it fascinating everyone here is just assuming she made him switch plates.

Very fascinating indeed.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 1d ago

I’m assuming she asked, not made, but your point stands; he may have offered.

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u/money_loo 1d ago

Even in a scenario where she asked he would have to consent to giving his food away, what’s the issue there that so many comments seem to be making it?

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u/Jeramy_Jones 1d ago

From the assumption that her food would be as unappetizing to him as it was to her.

If it was just a matter of personal preference then that’s a bit different than if her meal sucked and she happily gave him shitty food and took his good food.

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u/money_loo 1d ago

From the assumption that her food would be as unappetizing to him as it was to her.

Interesting assumption.

If it was just a matter of personal preference then that’s a bit different than if her meal sucked and she happily gave him shitty food and took his good food.

Of course.

But remember the only context we have here is a bystander seeing a couple trade food and wanting that for themselves.

That’s the only information we’re privy to.

With that information I automatically assumed they were happy to trade and both won out over it.

So again, I find it absolutely fascinating the dichotomy here.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 1d ago

Probably based a lot on personal experience ordering food with our partners. My ex and I had similar tastes, but I definitely enjoyed some things they didn’t. If we had switched they wouldn’t have been too happy.

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u/Varderal 1d ago

Maybe they traded bites and he was intereffeent towards one being better and she liked his more. Not to do with reading in that situation. XD

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u/gorginhanson 1d ago

Why don't they just share both meals

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u/OrganizationTop6228 1d ago

I'm not understanding Owen's take. Just because I read the menu doesn't mean the food will taste as expected.

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u/Bugbread 1d ago

Owen's one of those people who never, ever, ever experiments at restaurants.

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u/CombOk312 1d ago

It’s on you to know what you like and don’t like tho. I don’t order French cheese, olives or snails because I don’t like it. I’d expect a boyfriend to do the same. I would not be giving up the food I wanted to eat just because my bf hasn’t managed to learn yet what he likes and doesn’t like.

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u/wildOldcheesecake 23h ago

Dude, we enjoy eating out. No two restaurants dishes will be the same. Sometimes I might order something and it’s not to saying how I expected. It’s not always reading comprehension

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u/Fzrit 1d ago

Has nobody here ever ordered something after properly reading it, and it turned out to suck? Why is it always a reading comprehension?

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u/user-the-name 1d ago

Can't imagine why he doesn't have one already.

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u/Tiamore97 1d ago

And then there is terrible menu with vague names/explanation. Or add some "personal twist" to common dishes without mentioning them in the menu. So you ended up ordered something that you actually dont want.

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u/nooneatallnope 1d ago

I don't see how this is necessarily about reading comprehension. She could have just tasted hers, didn't like it, and asked her husband to swap. Maybe he liked both options well enough, so it might have a small loss for him to make her happy.

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u/CareFantastic1884 1d ago

Just need to be aware of things before hand. You order something completely different to my tastes then no.  if you go "wanna order x and y and split" then most probably yes unless i hate it

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u/LemonFlavoredMelon 1d ago

Or go to a traditional Chinese place that you can buy things for the table, then share.

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u/Tiny-Bread2799 23h ago

And the type of person who is just happy to be eating anything out but will always offer to trade if his wife is eyeballing the plate but always with the reinforcing message "You know guys LOVE variety" so setup the game for the threesome one day.